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YorceelinaBlaq:
just 3 questions plz. 1. R u a Christian?
2. Dyu believe in miracles?
3. Aw big is ur God?

1. Sorry dear I am not a christian.
2. Yes I do believe in miracle directly from God which requires prayer and considerable amount of physical effort from my part to manifest.
3. very big dear, very very big. He is omnipotent.

And don't get me wrong please. God manifest miracles through his creations but it is annoying when the gullibility of people is exploited by these people. My dear Dont even get me started on this topic.

I cann see that you are a strong believer in Christ and his teachings, follow it. As long as you believe in The almighty God, you have a positive heart and pray to him, you will understand that whatever trials and tribulations in your life is the will of God and probably a way of strengthening your faith. Impatience makes people run around to all these people that deceive them.

YorceelinaBlaq:
dyu know d scriptwriter plz?

The hypnotist himself writes the script. He could make his subjects behave abnormal through the use of techniques and substances but first of all he need the audience to believe his tricks and this is where the paid subjects come in. Nd mind you hypnotism works well on superstitious people. And majority of the masses are superstitious. And so the drama is needed to demonstrate to the audience

1.Make sure you Dont stress yourself before going to bed. (Dont even play mobile phone games).

2. Go to bed before 9:00pm

3. Move to the far edge of your bed and Sleep facing the left( Do not change position no matter how uncomfortable you feel). Remain in that position till you wake up.

I usually call this moment. "DRAMA TIME", because every hypnotist pay somebody to demonstrate for them for the purpose of entertaining their audience.

I think the pastor in the picture is making an illustration. Trying to describe what he is teaching. I bet that is not how he preaches his sermon every Sunday. But just incase the op is correct, here is the description of his church members.


The “Hyper‑Impressionable" :he is most credulous, superstitious, fanciful, bigoted, and unstable, prone to Imitation, and is inclined to “follow my leader,” rather than to strike out a new path for himself. He resembles the sheep and goose, rather than the eagle or lion.

[quote author=Ayauche post=42629425][/quote]Its even funnier when the mother Is a fast talker. You know!, Those women that talks as if there's hot yam in their mouth.

TYPICAL REACTIONS OF YORUBA MOTHERS TO THE OP WOULD BE:

1. Crying after being beaten.

"*Slaps the child on the lips and say " FEM FEM"

2. Not crying after being beaten
"Esu ni omo yi o" *starts to beat the child again*

3. Crying without being beaten

Wipes the child a dirty slap and yells "Egba melo ni mo na e to tin ba enu jE ehn!?"

10. Singing after being admonished
*Gets angry and flings slippers at the child* "ehn eeehnn oya kpadawa nbi bayi"

11. Not greeting visitors

*Taps the child on the head* "Iwo omo alayi leko yi"

12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.

*Taps the child on the head* "ole oloju kokoro, to ba kpe ko to wole lo ni siyin"

14. Refusing to eat.
*Sneaks up on child and wipe him three powerful combos of cane fayi! fayi!! fayi!!!* "Oya bere sini je ounje yen ni siyin siyin"

19. Fighting with your age mate and losing
*kilode talk na e. *child replies* *parent disappointed* gives the child heavy knocks on the head* "ode ni e okponu, oya nisho nibe Jo"

21. Eating too slowly
*knocks the child* "jeun kia abi Iwo loma fo abo ni"

22. Eating too quickly
*gives the child heavy abara(back slap).* "ole!. WO bi o shey shey enu bi ti kpekpeye, on jehun bi eni ti ogba ojo iku"

26.Stumbling and falling when walking...*lifts the child up* dust him up* mutters incoherent sounds* Gives the child continuous tapping at the back Of the head while reapeating. "Mo ti ni ki o ma WO ile to ba NRI ode okponu boo boo lagutan WO".

Pay attention to what happens to ur body and how it happens whenever you get that thought of having sex with any girl . by paying attention you will figure out how to suppress the feeling

nnadychuks:
fine pikin.. First child (son) always resemble the mother and daughters resemble their father

How would you know. I am the 1st son and I resemble my dad 100%

Skywalker5:
Well, i dont know why you are complaining. I graduated with 3rd class in Nigeria. I did not behave like a victim. i did something about it. I left and did my masters in UK. Now i work in IT with a very good job. Its up to you if you want to see yourself as a victim. I am not saying leaving Nigeria is the solution but you have to do something rather that complaining. I know lots of people with 2.1 and Masters that don't have good jobs. Its your passion that matters.

Bros. Please how were you able to have an MSC without PGD in UK. Please I would love to know. Thanks

Being fat isn't tantamount to being lazy.

Kk den my mistake

Chris attoh (1st picture) an african actor and David Bryan woodside (2nd picture) an American actor.

kodded:
big man like you still watch cartoon ?

Its not bad.

Mehn. Smh

Solidkay:
Evidence of joblessness

Bros it is 5:15, after work.

Tune to cartoon network on your dstv now and you will see what I mean. When did channel 301 on dstv(meant for cartoon network), became Telemundo channel?.

Visit youtube.com and search for johnny Berba. He demonstrates how to date girls in a honest way without memorizing pickup lines. Trust me u go like him videos. Do it now. And also it is not a crime if you Dont have a girlfriend, probably there's a better person waiting for you In the future, Dont ruin it with a one night stand. Peace

menix:
When u re the only rich guy in ur community who could afford I pass my neighbor..

Correct!. Nice description

I totally agree with you. Women need to get their priorities straight. Everything seems to have turned upside Down. Negativity is now seen as a good thing while positivity is condemned and laughed at.

olaolulazio:
Explain pls

you love the opposite sex then marry and have sex. simple. Atleast that should be the ideal way.

number 5

Spybradd:
how'bout DBANG?

That one na mohit naw.

ewo!. wah! . if he is looking for a tight asshole he can still marry a woman nawa o. woman no dey shit?. and where im hear seh woman pussy dey wide. yeye

misspicy:
this state

Alrice.

MissSlimbody:
And where did I generalize?

cool. k

misspicy:
my state so applies to me....kikikikiki

which state?

na trrue talk na. which card are they maintaining. exploitation.

I love this girl. She is just too cute and adorable.

Naija

MissSlimbody:
Yes, a Lady can.
And they are still guys that won't demand for sex in a relationship.

Madam abeg speak for yourself. Is it not possible that after a guy has agreed with a girl to have a non sexual relationship, the girl will have one guy that will be servicing her. Then the slowpoke boyfriend will be deceiving himself

tafabaloo:
Over enjoyment fit turn to sufferness due to overuse without a spare part. 'wear n tear tins '

LolLol na so