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TravelRe: See Why I Am Angry: by ty4real(m): 9:49pm On Sep 04, 2008
Tats:
I am also very angry too! Of course you can travel to Italy and China Visa free! Who dares to contradict your claims?

You want to know how? Travel by road to Libya (pray you survive the trip) and then cross to sicily in Italy with 50 others in an overnight and overcrowded canoe or whatever you call it (which is actually meant to carry only 15 people). huh huh Then risk being detained in Libya by Ghadaffi's boys, drowning or dumped in the sea close to your destination by your traffickers!

Next?

Congrats you succeeded in arriving Italy. Then you are fed up and want to get to China visa free? very easy! Take a boat and cross to Albania and then move east to Greece. Make sure you rest very well in Greece before continuing your trip. Next, find your way to Europe's Turkey. At instabul, cross over to Asia Turkey and continue. Are you getting tired? No way! Your journey is not far again as you are now in Asia and China is also in Asia! Next, as I don't want you to be caught up in the war in Georgia, i would advise you go through Iran! At Iran, find your way to Turkmenistan, then uzbekistan, Tajikistan, kyrgyzstan and alas, you are in China. If you don't want to pass through several 'stans, you can go from Turkmenistan into Afghanistan and then China. I would suggest that this second option is a better route. Have a safe trip and let me know when you arrive China!  shocked shocked
What a funny way to end the Gulliver travel story! grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by ty4real(m): 9:43pm On Sep 04, 2008
So they have started giving out the 10 year ban for small thing like this!Na wa for British high commission in Nigeria ohh!Guy appeal,dont petition anything ,I hope you appeal fast sha cause I think they are cancelling appeal too that is if they have not stopped it and started their administrative review thingy!
So sorry about the 10 years thing buy fight it out wit them angry angry angry angry
TravelRe: See Why I Am Angry: by ty4real(m): 9:20pm On Sep 03, 2008
tochito:
I posted on this forum (how to travel to major countries visa free)and it was castigated and rubbished by one so called abigo or is it bingo saying that i am out to make money.Now i out to prove that my info is 100 percent real.Siena also did the worst by moving my post.i am giving this in to 5 people in this forum (how to travel to italy or vietnam,china visa free)including siena and abigo(bingo)free of charge to prove my self.perhaps is because i am 20 years old and they thought it's impossible for a 20yrs old little boy to travel to italy and import goods.send your e-mail to net.italia@yahoo.com
when you get this info make sure you go back to the forum and say yes 'He is real'.
this life is VANITY. b/because the rich and the poor>>>>>>>one GOD. so WHAT is IT?
Some sha like to dey mark attendance for nairaland grin grin grin grin!
I am yet to see why you are angry guy cool cool cool cool cool
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ty4real(m): 8:21pm On Aug 30, 2008
shawamma:
@londoncool akolowale,funkybabe

sorry to border you guys, i feel u mite be on leave in this thread, but i want you guys to feel the cry in my heart.
Is there anything you could suggest to me to do, can i call the embassy BDHC on phone.

No email response to me from them all these while.

my application has stayed for 2months and 3days and my course starts by 15th sept. My skul asked i should enrol by 10th of sept.

Your response would be regarded as an extraordinary act of kindness.

Londoncool, please note that i sent an email to the address i found on your profile u could as well give me a response if you can.
i will ever remain grateful
You dont even need to pray about it again,just begin to thank your God for your waiting is not in vain o jare!And congratulations on your successful visa application wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 7:13pm On Aug 27, 2008
@Buzugee!

Na by force say make you live oyinbo land ni?Abeg carry your kaya go NIgeria joo,make we hear word for hear ohh! or beha still go back to your gated community grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:17pm On Aug 26, 2008
buzugee:
anywhere with basketball court is utopia for me. i love to play. and ermm i am not ajebo by any stretch of the imagination. i be ajepaki no be small sef. ol boy the traffick here in chicago on lake shore drive in the morning is the same. so whats ya point grin try driving on lake shore drive going downtown from the northside every morning. trAFFICK jam dey everywhere my brother. no where in the world is utopia. you just have to make ya sorroundings work for ya
Ok ooooo,mo ti gbo e ooo!Dont worry,we will come and join you in Nigeria when things are a lot beha!No 1 on the list Power supply!Mo fe lo sun,O daro cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy!ba mi baba iyabo oooo ati yaradua abi those ones no try for you ni? grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:09pm On Aug 26, 2008
[quote author=buzugee link=topic=159830.m[b]sg2711634#msg2711634 date=1219788237]
grin grin grin lol mama charlie try for me no be small sef[/b]. if them strip me of my british pali chei cry cry cry that wan no go good sha lol i see say you dey for essex lol essex boy lomor. ol boy i dey club for ilford well well sha. i dey enter THE EXCHANGE go collect nice baffs. you sabi the exchange ?[/quote]ok,tank God say you yoursef no say iya Charlie try for u wink wink wink wink!But abeg next time mention the thing wey ur leader for Nigeria don do for you ok!Be more patriotic se o gbo! cool cool cool!
Omo you funny sha!Shey o wa London bayi abi owa ni gated community e? grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:05pm On Aug 26, 2008
[quote author=debosky link=topic=159830.msg2711601#msg271[b]1601 date=1219787883]
so I guess every single person living abroad should go back and live in those gated communities eh?[/b]

I guess everyone will be marketing director at guinness? Bitter life experiences my foot. Let people make their decisions, and make their own life choices. You have the obvious preference, your world view that Nigeria is the best place on earth does not negate other people's views.

Guns and Uzis? Well I hope those your friends don't end up killing themselves or others in a shoot out with armed robbers. . . . anywhere I would need that degree of violence to protect myself CANNOT be utopia by any stretch of the imagination.[/quote]O ma se o jare1Good question,are there noy civilised area boys and touts even in this his gated communities,no be Nigeria we dey talk about,Na only God fit change the country!I lie not.
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:00pm On Aug 26, 2008
[quote author=buzugee link=topic=159830.msg2711589#ms[b]g2711589 date=1219787750]
chief i don't have a choice now. it is my home. the only place i have rest of mind[/b].
dude do you know that there is lots of gated communities in lekki and victoria island ? thiefs can't get in because there is only one gate in and it is heavily patrolled by well paid chinese guards. you pay association fee everymonth which is the guards salaries. in the gated community they have basketball court, nightclub, swimming pool, schools, everything you need. you don't need to stap out for anything. nigeria is getting crazy and dynamic. there are malls in the gated communitties too[/quote]Another Ajebo on nairaland grin grin grin grin!Guy you know you are lying here,I hope you enjoy the killing traffic along that lekki-Ajah road,I lived there tooo ooooo,From your description above so that means you dont beyond those walls right and that it is why you have rest of mind!You will soon wake up!okidoki grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 10:56pm On Aug 26, 2008
Kobojunkie:
You seem to be in love with your Nigeria. Well, I hope you one day decide to go find your happiness where it lies in Nigeria.
The guy is not in love with Nigeria kankan,let him be stripped of his bfitish passport,he will be singing another story!Some Nigerians are never tru sha!

@buzugee!
o jebi ti won bi e ni London grin grin grin!I hope you use your 9ja passport to gallivant all over the world or is your british passport.Another ingrate biting the finger that God used in giving him opportunity to travel round the world before he marries grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 10:10pm On Aug 26, 2008
buzugee:
more memories of naija, the club sammiches at ikoyi hotel
the suya hangout spots on 1 allen avenue. university of suya
buying my first car cheesy yup i was very young too. bought pioneer system from london and put it in that bad boy
more to come cheesy naija sweet ooo no be small. sorry yall didnt enjoy it like i did but that aint my fault shA grin
Guy,what is the summary of your ranting gann na grin grin grin!You enjoyed all the above in Nigeria,congratulations!Why did you still choose to travel out,You are are just deceiving yourself.You beha pack your bags and baggages and come and settle for obodo oyinbo land grin grin grin!I know your major reason for travelling up and down all in the name of project is because you know within your self that Nigeria is not all that convinient for you wink wink wink
Jokes EtcRe: In The Diaspora? How Much Deep In Debt Are You - We Can Help. by ty4real(m): 8:30pm On Aug 25, 2008
Orisirisi for Nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin!
Wetin my eyes no go read and see for this forum! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Rituals and Ritualists on nairaland,una carry your barbaric animalism come nairaland and you where claiming you are ducated and enlightened.It is well ohhh!

But on a second thought this must be a joke abi awadakerikeri grin grin wink wink
CrimeRe: Another Nigerian Murdered In London by ty4real(m): 7:01pm On Aug 25, 2008
Obara jisos! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
TravelRe: What Do You Do Abroad - Contribute Only If What You Do Is Worth Talking About. by ty4real(m): 12:44am On Aug 25, 2008
Queenisha:
I milk cows for a living.
What's wrong with it? cool
I laugh tire for bed!abeg tell me you are kidding grin grin grin grin!Nothing do you,if you love it and it is giving you the needed cash for now,carry go joooo! grin grin ;DNothing dey happen!
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 12:30am On Aug 25, 2008
You are right!I know there are folks who have nofin good to say about NIgeria and they are abroad and the truth is they will one day wake up and see the reality which is the colour of their skin grin grin grin grin and of course their NIgerian accent!I also know that some people have really suffered in NIgeria before they finally were able to travel but when such people talk times,you need to feel their motive for talking,Our leaders come to the same country to spend the money meant to develop the country,they bring their children to come and study here while the schools back home are going down the drain,they see the level of technology here and most them are not motivated even to just copy what they have seen here but rather it is too oppress the masses and keep collecting allocations which are never used for what it is intended for.My dear I cant begin to go into stuffs that you know about,but the fact still remains that,if sincerely,they want the best of NIgerians to come home,they should make preparations for them or better still relinquish their positions for them and lets see how they will perform.simple! cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 12:00am On Aug 25, 2008
why wont i want to go back to Nigeria,I Have achieved in NIgeria and that is why they gave me the visa,if I have no achievement and ties back there I wont be here in the first place!I will definitely go back to NIgeria and do somfin worthwhile in the country with or without the buffons we call leaders,I am conversant with the environment and of course when I finally come back,I plan to execute my plans which are documented down for now.But what I dont understand is when an individual begins to castigate a system that made and gave him a life and he still visits the same system from time to time to update and probably do yanga to his neighbours wey neva step near embassy not to even talk of airport.

I am proud to be a Nigerian mate and I Love my skin colour die! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:43pm On Aug 24, 2008
maree7:
@ty4real
wow, lmao, u are so funny? grin
Thanks for the compliment,thats why I am ty4real!Am a real person,give it to me and I give it to you kind of person!Una understand my flos grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:28pm On Aug 24, 2008
@maree7!

okidoki!Nsogbadiro!No lele,No wahala grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 11:18pm On Aug 24, 2008
maree7:
okai i do understand. . . But if u are not one of those people Lepa talks about, why do u let it bother u?. . . wink . . If u are not one of those people then u are blessed. . If u don't want to come to Nigeria , buddy u don't have to. . . grin

Its for those that are ready cool
I am not even intending to visit NIgeria now and when i even come,i am coming for my Nkem wink wink!So by commenting on an issue on a public forum connotes that it is bothering me?I beg to differ ma,I am confident in whom I am,and no toddler grin grin grin on nairaland who enjoys talking about Great Britain and the NIgerians living in itin such a derogatory manner while she is stilll enjoying the dividend of the same country,I feel that should be your own object of correction and not me ma!I dont need any outsider to tell me or affirm the fact that I am blessed!I Know it and I relish in the understanding everyday mate! wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 10:54pm On Aug 24, 2008
maree7:
@tpia
now that is what I am talkin about grin

@ ty4real

why do u accuse Lepashandi of the same thing u are doin. . . meyn huh
Point of correction,I think you are confusing me for someone else here,I will never and have never come on a public forum to condemn you for living or having a life abroad!This dude has been ranting about as if it is everybody that is abroad that things are not rosy for,!So you beha understnd the flow before you judge ma!Thanks.
If I decide to come back to Nigeria,it is my choice,so every other got to choose what he wants and be ready to face the consequences with or without Fasholas patronising call grin grin!
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by ty4real(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2008
@Lepashandi!
Having gone through this thread,I must say you actually bitten the finger that fed you and for that you are an ingrate to Great Britain!
Why did you apply for the permanent residency for in the first place when there was nothing good in uk,whites hates blacks,they are sufferring here blah,blah,and all the opatas you were yearning and did I read in one of your post that the last time you came to uk,ohhh so you still visit the country abi,U are a confirmed slowpoke waiting for his papers to be signed by the hospital on the left going to Yaba!
You have the effontry to come on a public forum to run down people because of what you seen and has happened to you.Yeah Scotland is very notorious for racism,so what,why did you wait there to get their indefinite leave before clearing out,I am so sure that if you dont have that staus you wont be sitting down wt ur comouter and be typing rubbish rather you will be out doing the despicable things you said NIgerians were doing!Only God knows whether na akata you marry sef to get the pali wey you dey take enter iya Charlies country anyhow!
MY advice to you,dont ever step into this country again,infact go to bar beach throw in the permanent residence into the sea and come back here to tell us that you have done that!Anumpam,Aturu angry angry angry angry!Na your kind if small wahala start for 9ja ,na you go be the first person to carry your bags and board the plane to come to the same UK!
I expect your rantings once more Otele! grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: What Do You Do Abroad - Contribute Only If What You Do Is Worth Talking About. by ty4real(m): 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2008
lepashandi:
the time una parents send una go school - na toto una dey fok up and down - me i come graduate now - una come dey vex - see - una no even fit mention the name of una school - we no go see am for ever - some of una graduate from university of iworoko ekiti - some from university of ikot yumi - university of obong attah - etc. nameless school wey we no know d address.
I Laugh tire grin grin grin grin grin grin grin!see another slowpoke on the loose on nairaland,its actually been a long time we had such a fool like yoursel coming to seek attentionf!Did I read someone say you are a graduate of uni of Edinburgh?Infact you are an apology to that school which must not be mentioned!Jeez,you are so crude and unrefined,even a graduate of the unis u mentioned cant talk shits that you have been spitting!Wo ma je ki nbegi fun e ooooo angry angry angry angry angry!You actually graduated from the uni of Iginbogi and not Edinburg!! cool cool cool cool cool
TravelRe: What Do You Do Abroad - Contribute Only If What You Do Is Worth Talking About. by ty4real(m): 6:01pm On Aug 24, 2008
ebariba:
Mr T.Y, You have time for the Edinburgh Graduate, I nono wetin concern her for wetin person dey do abroad.

And Miss Lepa, u still haven't responded on what u've contributed to naij, and what your profession is, where do u work?
[/quote

I just wanted to give the internet attention seeker some attention ni o jare! grin grin grin grin
Another dog is let loose on nairaland and I keep saying it that when retards and mongloid who have been devoid of good parental love and care,are left alone on the internet this is what we get!No wahala sha smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Travel By Container Via Ship? by ty4real(m): 4:10pm On Aug 24, 2008
candy:
Having read through all your posts, I don't know if I should laugh at you or cry with you. You said you have B. Chem, meaning you are a university graduate. There are so many things you can do in Nigeria if you are not the lazy type.  

What beats me is why you are so desperate to leave the shores of Nigeria. If at all you succeed in travelling abroad through one of your silly plans, you will end up going to prison. These is not a curse, but by the time the harsh reality of life abroad dawns on you and you realize there ain't no dollars to pick on the main road, desperation will set in again and since you appear to be a ''get rich or die trying person'', crime will be your next option.

If you are not careful, the desperation in your posts will make it difficult or impossible for people to help you. I'm not against your crying out loud for help, just do it in a better way.
Gbam,you nailed the thing straight grin grin grin grin!Money i.e dollars,pounds,euros,dont get picked on the ground,you work hard for it here mate!I wonder where Nigerians got this notion that everything comes so easy here!Even in Buckingham,White house,the Rich also cry ohhh!

@Bigmodo!
I have nofin to say to you but I will say this God have mercy on you before it is too late! huh huh
TravelRe: What Do You Do Abroad - Contribute Only If What You Do Is Worth Talking About. by ty4real(m): 4:04pm On Aug 24, 2008
rachiwise:
@Thor

u be serious graphic doctor shocked grin

@Lepashandi

Wetin??na as your body lepa reach your brain too be?? your thread would have had positive responses if not for your unnecessary opening remarks in your 1st post.Now u don go disgrace your school. cheesy

But it was nice u started the thread because it made me laugh all the way
!!! grin shocked grin

Nairalanders have mercy for am oo ,abeg!!! grin
Long time nairaland had a dose of fuji house of commotion! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,Welcome to nairaland house of laughter.
What do I do abroad?of course am studying for my professional certification in Accounting(ACCA)!Any other thing I do is none of your business mate! wink wink wink wink wink
TravelRe: Russian Skin Heads by ty4real(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
bigmodo:
Yall know whether they freak out black americans too, because yall know when i ball out, I'm going to be a black american for real.
No Issues!Dreams still come true guy!
TravelRe: Stripped Completely By British Immigration Officials by ty4real(m): 10:52pm On Aug 21, 2008
iceland:
Abeg make u just shut up! huh huh Are there no worst criminals in US and in UK? if Nigeria is no.3 nko?Does that apply to all Nigerians?This thing is RACISM! and it should be dealt with accordingly.They are worst criminals is the west still they don't take their human right from them.Why Nigerians?
Guy no issues!Take it easy or why you dey hyperventilate like this!There is no element of racism in this situation.A friend of mine once told me he travelled from UK to USA and at the point of entry checking their passport and stuffs,He said Nigerians travelling from 9ja where separated from the NIgerians travelling in from other European country!So will you call that racism tooo?Abeg it has happened and it will continue to happen until our govt do somfin about our economy!End of discussion. grin grin
TravelRe: Stripped Completely By British Immigration Officials by ty4real(m): 11:41pm On Aug 19, 2008
No comment for Now! huh
TravelRe: Sahara - Senegal Travel From Nigeria by ty4real(m): 5:34pm On Aug 17, 2008
PapaBrowne:
I'm thinking you should buy a camel!
Mkae hin buy anoda Rakunmi join am sef and make hin make sure say dey drink a tanker of water join am!That was really Hilarious grin grin grin

@Bigmodo!

You are indeed nairaland accalaimed,undisputed Basket Mouth,Klint the drunk,Atutupoyoyo of the year all in one!But come is the situation around you that terrible cause if you have acess to the internet,I dont think its that terrible with you or How person go explain this your comedys on nairaland grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Procedure For Change Of Institution While In The Uk On A Valid Student Visa Pls! by ty4real(op): 5:09pm On Aug 17, 2008
brownbonno:
You student Visa is not tied to any university.Provided the terms of the visa application is not breach i.e to the UK for schooling,you will be fine.International students office of your new school will sort any differences out for you.
Thank you smiley smiley smiley
TravelProcedure For Change Of Institution While In The Uk On A Valid Student Visa Pls! by ty4real(op): 4:37pm On Aug 17, 2008
Need to confirm if it is ideal to inform the Home office in the uk of a change in institution that I am attending.I have the student visa and am already in the uk and I want to change my school from the initial one I applied with for the visa.Do I need to inform the Home office of this change if yes,How do I go about it.Thank you.

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