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@Jenny! Why are you denying him? !@Welli! Dont you think its time you annouce your wedding or ar u going to wait till we force a dude on you tooo? Abeg wey d thirty-guys and gals in the house wey need joining!This a marriageful day ![]() |
jennykadry:who be the our own for hia Jenny!una toooo Love Siena Welli! See what Lova can do in a second,am happy I conducted this union,now I can be banned and I will leave wt ds good memory! THIS IS NAIRALAND HOUSE OF LAUGHTER OOOOOOOO So who are the latest couple on nairaland now wey just wed! @Jenny! How marital life?hope hussy is trying ![]() @IBK! This force marriage na serious one and with all this prayers,ur cv needs an overhauling,you are hereby enrolled in the school of theology for cv updating,all expense will be fully paid by welli and jenny since they are the pple forcing you into this union ![]() |
jennykadry:heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ,na today,ban no be new thing on nairaland now !At least it doesnt stop me from remebering today the 22nd of May,2008.in which nairaland took a major turn in its events and activities.Ban me say I witnessed ur marriage,haba,the powers that be are not that wicked ooooooo ![]() |
ibkaye:Dont tell uncle,I will marry you to a handsome n/land dude tooo! @Jenny! I am not joining anybody again for today,ur marriage wt Siena is really a huge miracle which I am yet to recover from.Pls and stop all this rackingg ooooo,its not good for a newly wedded couple!So pls smile for us all! Una no serious oooo,I rest my case hia ![]() |
jennykadry:Jenny biko,dont carry this attitude into the honeymoon oooo!I guess its the stress of the ceremony that is gettin you worked up like this!doooo hunnnnnn @Welli! This is the only union we ve had on nairaland that is such a huge sucess,even the powers on n/land agreed to it,the only wedding done and conducted by two priests,the spirit is just one! Please no more wedding for today again,Lets all bask in the miracle of union that took place between Jenny and siena,God still does miracles and it is through nairaland!Now I beleive love on the internet. @Jenny! I hope the honeymoon is going on beautiful!Siena happy married life,they didnt serve me at the reception oobut am good with it. Take it easy now,he will soon be with you,hes attending to n/landers that witnessed d joining. |
Welli,since you are afraid to do it,thats why I said you pple need to finish your theology skul,this is what you get when you abscond from school! Where are the couples please! Priest:Do you take this madam to be your second wedded wife? Siena: I do (Pls hurry up) Priest: Do you take this man to be among your collection of husbands? Jennykadry:YES SIR,For life! I therefore proclaim you as legally wedded from henceforth!nlanders bewarned! May you have Jennicious babies that will love 9ja dishes and will always love to visit their country ![]() Since una no go listen say Funkybaby don get hussy and I don get my wife,so let the show start. N E X T PLEASE, |
jennykadry: |
Since una no go hear word, Next couple is Jennykadry and Siena @Welli! I therefore give you the permission for you to conduct this marraige ceremony,it has the approval of the powers that be on naiaraland,after d appropriate fees,verification has been fully carried out. You may proceed on with the ceremony NOW May they have jennicious babies that will always love 9ja dishes without denying their roots ![]() |
welli:God no go make you DALERU OOOO ![]() I said she is not available se,you want make the owner come for you,meanwhile,I maintain all my stand all this your joining na null and void one until the right thing is done and some joinings are not tolerated.Infact,you have to submit the nominess first to be vetoed and the appropriate fees paid to each recipient before you can go on fo rthe ceremony. ON BEHALF OF THE MODERATOR,I THEREFORE BAN EVERYFORM OF MARRIAGE CEREMONY TILL FURTHER NOTICE ![]() |
Dr Kitaun:@Mc Omo/Dr Kitaun! I wo bobo yii,joo ma ma da wahala le ooooo !I meant to type IIce and Seun ni oooo,but Siena's name na by mistake(I don spend too much time on Travel forum thats why o jare) which I acknowledge to everybody now ooooo! ![]() @Jenny! I hope you are getting ready to resume back to skul and you have an 100 page essay to write from absconding from skul ![]() @Holythug! While you are waiting for the next 10 years,why dont you enrol in my skul and learn Quick Marriage &Marry young course 222. ![]() holythug:Obara Jisos @Jenny! Shey u see your joining! ![]() |
holythug:Oga be rest assured no marriage has taken place cause they didnt get the approval that was necessary,please,dont consummate the union until the appropriate fees are paid! ![]() jennykadry:Jenny,Jenny,sisi to lo nlo weyin wo iwo la nba wi o weyin oooo nawo nawo lawa,emi ki se , finish am for me ![]() Abeg you better stop am,I attended funkybaby's marriage(for your information,she is hooked and I am fully behind the guysuch a handsome dude sef,dt girl get big taste ! , Apart from that, I am a priest and I dont encourage such ok!You wey neva pass your exams for theology skul,u ar jst joining pple anyow?You better come back to skul and finish your last module in marriage joining! ![]() @Holythug &Holy Chic,nothing dey happen,you are not yet married on nairaland without appropriate approval from powers that be ok ![]() @Welli! Hummmmmnnn, you need a man abi?I go look my theology scholll and recommend one soon! @ALL! Any marriage conductec by JENNY is null and void until she finishes her lesson at the theology school and presents her certificate to back up the fact that she finished ![]() |
jennykadry:Ma what ![]() |
@Jenny &Co! Una dey do wedding on nairaland!I hope you paid Siena and Seun for renting this forum for the ceremony oo,well if you ve not paid,pls pay the money into my Account straight away!Everything is free on nairaland but not venue for wedding ceremony and reception. ![]() @Jenny! Who commission u priest sef?Hunnnn,u suppose come my skul of theology and get a certficate before you can begin to join anybody here ok! |
@Jenny! So you come here abi and is this what you do behind my back ok! ![]() |
Oh my Lawd!Hot action had been going on here!SA wetin I wan go find there,Maybe in the next world I will think of going there!celebrated murderers ![]() |
Xiomarra:Na so 9ja do you reach bros!Una hate ur country so much!You funny sha ![]() |
tipsy289:Bravo,you finally answered my question which the poster refused to answer! Thats what joblessness and lack of creativity does to some nairalanders ![]() |
neksbabay: |
check your yahoo messenger pls ![]() |
jennykadry:For tonight na chelsea! but any other time na Gunners ooooooo ![]() |
akyns:Yes ohhhh,baba na ACCA i dey take study for jand oo,it depends on what kind of infor u want,u fit post ur yahoo id here then i will mail u or somethin. |
I dey watch am tooo,but just doing some other stuffs online! |
sheniqua:Sharp babe!I get theat business for mind too ooo and the thing go sell with all this people wey wan relocate,we will just simulate a foreign environment in Nigeria for them or else once they land na to die den go just die cause old person for jand no get stamina reach old person for 9ja considering the rough life in 9ja ![]() |
@Jenny! You dey feel me ba?shey na u dey go nominate my name for ****boy?You will get a letter from my lawyer first thing tommorrow morning and meanwhile forward your address fast and make sure you send it in both human and machine readble form and not Igbo wey my system just dey give me error,error,error any time I google it. ![]() |
jennykadry:Hunnnnn,Jenny, I don become play,play thing,hunnnnnnnn Jenny you need Jisos! Thanks for callin me diaaaa ;DI hop no be anoda yab be that sha ![]() |
Vicjustice:Vicjustice,For once,I sat back and am still trying to discover the rationale behind your responses on any post.Most of it you, you type before you think but rather,you should think before you type! or you don't think at all and you just punch the keyboard. Do you know the number of Nigerians that are abroad and if you enter their kitchen,its only Nigeria food you will meet in the pantry!Even those born and bred abroad,the food they serve them is still the local dishes.I can't count the number of Nigerian friends I have visited that it is purely Nigeria food they serve me,I only eat all this western food when I go out most times.So tell,me if you are a Nigerian born and bred abroad,it is very much possible for you to like Nigeria food pass d western food cause it may the major food they serve in the house.Like myself,i just finished a plate of Amala dudu with egusi wt vegetable wt chicken and bokoto meat and yet I dey jand and my folks have been here a long time.I have taught Mongloid children and they got my message,your own case pass mongloid ooooo!You Dont think at all before you type. I still maintain wetin Nigeria do you sef that you hate the country with a passion,that you are all out to attack anyone that says any positive thing about the country.Shey na Nigeria force you go Europe ni,make you go become slave to a white woman all in the name of pali and this are the things that piss me off about you ![]() Vicjustice:Una to get mouth bros,if the above was true,then you wont be stabbing this country Nigeria,You should be in a better state than where you are now with all the aweful things you had to go through in Europe before you could normalize your stay!So my advice to you, THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE! I expect your spokesmouth to begin to say my own to much,yes it is until I see a change in your post!I mean a Mature change which should reflect your age and status that you claim!Cheers ![]() |
ok i don hear you even though i no believe you,cause my guy cant lie to me about it and savanh too came online to confirm it. |
jennykadry:heehehehehehehehehehehehhhehe !You miss plenty,una no go kill person for nairaland with laughter sha!I need am !This guy no go destroy nairaland finish!see kettle wey dey call ot black! @Siena! Thanks for not delecting my post to ***evil! ![]() |
akyns:Do me ke?Hin no offend me ooo,I just get easily irritated by his posts that 90% full of shits,!I think you should talk to him that when he posts,he should take some few minutes to sit back and put himself in the place of the reader and not the writer then he will understand whats on ground! Just take your time an dgo through all his posts on nairaland,you will want to throw up at the response pple give!Hin no do me anything at all!No shaking!Nothing dey po my guy!How your visa runs now?he go beta ![]() funkybaby:My End dey cool oo,dey prepare for summer!thats y i get time for nairaland for now!Tak care of yourself ![]() |
jennykadry:i dey vex with you ooooo !I don confirm all your yabbins wt my guy! |
@Jenny! So my teeth is as big as a goat!abi ok,i dey wait for ur apology ok |
Ecart:Sharp guy!i fit organize one for you ,we should be friends aight! odoyo |



