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RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 4:57pm On May 22, 2008
@Jenny!

Why are you denying him? angry angry angry!

@Welli!

Dont you think its time you annouce your wedding or ar u going to wait till we force a dude on you tooo?
Abeg wey d thirty-guys and gals in the house wey need joining!This a marriageful day grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 4:52pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
[b]our own m[/b]adness is beta ibkaye,unlike your own madness for eldee,you're madly inlove wt him wink
who be the our own for hia Jenny!una toooo Love Siena

Welli!
See what Lova can do in a second,am happy I conducted this union,now I can be banned and I will leave wt ds good memory!


THIS IS NAIRALAND HOUSE OF LAUGHTER OOOOOOOO

So who are the latest couple on nairaland now wey just wed!

@Jenny!
How marital life?hope hussy is trying grin

@IBK!
This force marriage na serious one and with all this prayers,ur cv needs an overhauling,you are hereby enrolled in the school of theology for cv updating,all expense will be fully paid by welli and jenny since they are the pple forcing you into this union grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 4:15pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
ty4real im going to tell siena to ban u,you're becoming a nuisance on this forum angry angry angry
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,na today,ban no be new thing on nairaland now grin grin grin!At least it doesnt stop me from remebering today the 22nd of May,2008.in which nairaland took a major turn in its events and activities.
Ban me say I witnessed ur marriage,haba,the powers that be are not that wicked ooooooo wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 4:09pm On May 22, 2008
ibkaye:
aunty jenny, so it is true, you are wedding another man? cry angry i will tell uncle o angry
Dont tell uncle,I will marry you to a handsome n/land dude tooo!


@Jenny!

I am not joining anybody again for today,ur marriage wt Siena is really a huge miracle which I am yet to recover from.Pls and stop all this rackingg ooooo,its not good for a newly wedded couple!So pls smile for us all!

Una no serious oooo,I rest my case hia grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 4:01pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
welli u dey crace cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy how many people u marry me to?presido wife na ifyalways no be jenny,and siena don marry no be me him marry
Jenny biko,dont carry this attitude into the honeymoon oooo!I guess its the stress of the ceremony that is gettin you worked up like this!doooo hunnnnnn

@Welli!

This is the only union we ve had on nairaland that is such a huge sucess,even the powers on n/land agreed to it,the only wedding done and conducted by two priests,the spirit is just one!
Please no more wedding for today again,Lets all bask in the miracle of union that took place between Jenny and siena,God still does miracles and it is through nairaland!Now I beleive love on the internet.


@Jenny!
I hope the honeymoon is going on beautiful!Siena happy married life,they didnt serve me at the reception oobut am good with it. smiley smileyTake it easy now,he will soon be with you,hes attending to n/landers that witnessed d joining.
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:52pm On May 22, 2008
Welli,since you are afraid to do it,thats why I said you pple need to finish your theology skul,this is what you get when you abscond from school!

Where are the couples please!

Priest:Do you take this madam to be your second wedded wife?

Siena: I do (Pls hurry up)

Priest: Do you take this man to be among your collection of husbands?

Jennykadry:YES SIR,For life!

I therefore proclaim you as legally wedded from henceforth!nlanders bewarned!
May you have Jennicious babies that will love 9ja dishes and will always love to visit their country smiley smiley smiley

Since una no go listen say Funkybaby don get hussy and I don get my wife,so let the show start.

N E X T PLEASE,
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:42pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
chaiii ty4real u no well,now im sure you're supposed to be in yaba left

how can welli wed two married people undecided
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All that one na story jooo,anything fit happen for nairaland o jare

Welli pls proceed with the ceremony
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:36pm On May 22, 2008
Since una no go hear word,


Next couple is Jennykadry and Siena

@Welli!
I therefore give you the permission for you to conduct this marraige ceremony,it has the approval of the powers that be on naiaraland,after d appropriate fees,verification has been fully carried out.
You may proceed on with the ceremony NOW

May they have jennicious babies that will always love 9ja dishes without denying their roots grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:29pm On May 22, 2008
welli:
hip hip hip !hurray! happy married life to ty4real nd funkybaby.
may d good lord grant you so many funky babies .amin cheesy
God no go make you DALERU OOOO grin grin
I said she is not available se,you want make the owner come for you,meanwhile,I maintain all my stand all this your joining na null and void one until the right thing is done and some joinings are not tolerated.Infact,you have to submit the nominess first to be vetoed and the appropriate fees paid to each recipient before you can go on fo rthe ceremony.

ON BEHALF OF THE MODERATOR,I THEREFORE BAN EVERYFORM OF MARRIAGE CEREMONY TILL FURTHER NOTICE grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:21pm On May 22, 2008
Dr Kitaun:
d'oh huh

I don't get it . . .are Seun and Siena the owners of Nland ? or Siena is also the moderator of this section ? undecided

no wonder they call IICE a nun grin
@Mc Omo/Dr Kitaun!

I wo bobo yii,joo ma ma da wahala le ooooo grin grin grin!

I meant to type IIce and Seun ni oooo,but Siena's name na by mistake(I don spend too much time on Travel forum thats why o jare) which I acknowledge to everybody now ooooo! grin grin grin

@Jenny!
I hope you are getting ready to resume back to skul and you have an 100 page essay to write from absconding from skul grin grin

@Holythug!
While you are waiting for the next 10 years,why dont you enrol in my skul and learn Quick Marriage &Marry young course 222. grin grin grin

holythug:
forget if na shaggin meeeeeeeeeeeeen, am a BOMB, am more skillful than sum porn stars

to confirm lets meet plz. . .its u i wnt for serious shagging. . .u go confess sey jesus na lord tongue
Obara Jisos shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked!U even say Jesus na Lord!Fast I enroll you in my theolgy skul ,all expense paid shocked shocked shocked


@Jenny!
Shey u see your joining! grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:03pm On May 22, 2008
holythug:
chei! see . . .this wan pass blackmail & conspiracy
Oga be rest assured no marriage has taken place cause they didnt get the approval that was necessary,please,dont consummate the union until the appropriate fees are paid! wink wink

jennykadry:
welli another couple na ty4real and funkybaby,their love too much for travel section
Jenny,Jenny,sisi to lo nlo weyin wo
iwo la nba wi o weyin oooo
nawo nawo lawa,emi ki se , finish am for me grin grin grin grin grin


Abeg you better stop am,I attended funkybaby's marriage(for your information,she is hooked and I am fully behind the guysuch a handsome dude sef,dt girl get big taste grin grin! grin, Apart from that, I am a priest and I dont encourage such ok!You wey neva pass your exams for theology skul,u ar jst joining pple anyow?You better come back to skul and finish your last module in marriage joining! grin grin grin

@Holythug &Holy Chic,nothing dey happen,you are not yet married on nairaland without appropriate approval from powers that be ok wink wink

@Welli!

Hummmmmnnn, you need a man abi?I go look my theology scholll and recommend one soon!

@ALL!

Any marriage conductec by JENNY is null and void until she finishes her lesson at the theology school and presents her certificate to back up the fact that she finished grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 2:46pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
yes let d fun begin,holythug and holychic ride on,love can be great,another married couple that met themselves via this forum,God is great
Ma what shocked shocked!You have not gotten Local govt approval and certfication oo, or na so you think den dey do wedding ni?In this case,the local govt repsentatives are Moderator,Seun and ty.Please,pay the appropriate fees before this union will be considered legal and binding and holy oooo grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 2:41pm On May 22, 2008
@Jenny &Co!

Una dey do wedding on nairaland!I hope you paid Siena and Seun for renting this forum for the ceremony oo,well if you ve not paid,pls pay the money into my Account straight away!Everything is free on nairaland but not venue for wedding ceremony and reception. grin grin

@Jenny!

Who commission u priest sef?Hunnnn,u suppose come my skul of theology and get a certficate before you can begin to join anybody here ok!
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 2:34pm On May 22, 2008
@Jenny!

So you come here abi and is this what you do behind my back ok! smiley smiley smiley
TravelRe: Promoting South Africa For 2010 (Must See Pictures) by ty4real(m): 10:34am On May 22, 2008
Oh my Lawd!Hot action had been going on here!SA wetin I wan go find there,Maybe in the next world I will think of going there!celebrated murderers grin grin grin
TravelRe: Diaspora Folks by ty4real(m): 9:45am On May 22, 2008
Xiomarra:
Over my dead body! Will only visit there since my parents are still alive. But thank God they have been given permanent residency in the states. That completes the migration process for my immediate family members. The whole place can be swept into the gutters surrounding it for all I care.

Useless country full of thieves!

If they like, let them have a complete spiritual and physical makeover, the sad memories of the wickedness of Nigerians can never go away.

May God forbid bad thing I say!

Who wants to live in a country made up of generational dullards from some "Bukiepoly" for crying out loud?

TUFIAKWA times 1 million to the 100th power!
Na so 9ja do you reach bros!Una hate ur country so much!You funny sha grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerians Overseas Please Sign Here by ty4real(m): 11:02pm On May 21, 2008
tipsy289:
Nairaland ID: Tipsy 289
Country :Canada
Province: Ontario

i thought we had our location and names displayed already.don't know why we have to write it again
Bravo,you finally answered my question which the poster refused to answer!
Thats what joblessness and lack of creativity does to some nairalanders grin grin
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by ty4real(m): 10:28pm On May 21, 2008
neksbabay:
hi good people.
was confused for a bit when i couldnt post a thing, anyway, im in london now, it was smooth sailing, few questions e.g what course are u going to study, whrere are you going to be staying, when last where you in the uk, any kids, any medical exams, name of school, acceptance letter and irrelevant gist to checck your confidence i guess,
last point was to submit a card for medicals which they will send to your address(UK) for check up since one will be in their country for more than 6 months.

Brownbaby, any news yet? Got to school yesterday and was told things are going to get tougher(STUDENT VISA REQUIREMENTS)
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Ka bo si ori e tooo wa yiii ooo!
Welcome to the UK,settle down and finish your reg wt skul and work towards bookin an appointment for your NI interview as fast as possible,cause schools will be going for the summer break,so that you can work and make some cash!Cheers mate grin
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ty4real(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2008
check your yahoo messenger pls grin grin
TravelRe: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by ty4real(m): 10:02pm On May 21, 2008
jennykadry:
@ty4real

so which team r u supporting,im supporting chelsea because my people dey support them and drogba one of my numerous husbands dey chelsea again wink
For tonight na chelsea! but any other time na Gunners ooooooo grin grin
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ty4real(m): 9:56pm On May 21, 2008
akyns:
Thx ty. I'm basically gathering as much info & support as I can get in order to make a formal application.

Learnt u're doing your Acca too.

Can u give me a lowdown?
Yes ohhhh,baba na ACCA i dey take study for jand oo,it depends on what kind of infor u want,u fit post ur yahoo id here then i will mail u or somethin.
TravelRe: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by ty4real(m): 9:34pm On May 21, 2008
I dey watch am tooo,but just doing some other stuffs online!
TravelRe: Diaspora Folks by ty4real(m): 9:04pm On May 21, 2008
sheniqua:
everybody is moving back when they're old and grey.
Make I go start nursing home business and adult diaper home delivery.
Sharp babe!I get theat business for mind too ooo and the thing go sell with all this people wey wan relocate,we will just simulate a foreign environment in Nigeria for them or else once they land na to die den go just die cause old person for jand no get stamina reach old person for 9ja considering the rough life in 9ja grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by ty4real(m): 8:59pm On May 21, 2008
@Jenny!

You dey feel me ba?shey na u dey go nominate my name for ****boy?You will get a letter from my lawyer first thing tommorrow morning and meanwhile forward your address fast and make sure you send it in both human and machine readble form and not Igbo wey my system just dey give me error,error,error any time I google it. grin grin
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 8:51pm On May 21, 2008
jennykadry:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-135744.32.html

you're needed diaaaaa ty4real,i saw your name in one of d posts cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hunnnnn,Jenny, I don become play,play thing,hunnnnnnnn
Jenny you need Jisos!
Thanks for callin me diaaaa grin grin ;DI hop no be anoda yab be that sha cool cool
TravelRe: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by ty4real(m): 8:42pm On May 21, 2008
Vicjustice:
My Parents/Family have got no problem travelling around the world, they do so without needing my help, they're more than ok on their own, in fact, my status is not a match with their's. You born and brought up in the UK, and you miss Nigerian food?
I thought you're more British than Nigerian.

Yes, this reminds me; would you like to tell us about your oral accent (in English language), how's it like, is it British or Nigerian? smiley
Vicjustice,For once,I sat back and am still trying to discover the rationale behind your responses on any post.Most of it you, you type before you think but rather,you should think before you type! or you don't think at all and you just punch the keyboard.
Do you know the number of Nigerians that are abroad and if you enter their kitchen,its only Nigeria food you will meet in the pantry!Even those born and bred abroad,the food they serve them is still the local dishes.I can't count the number of Nigerian friends I have visited that it is purely Nigeria food they serve me,I only eat all this western food when I go out most times.So tell,me if you are a Nigerian born and bred abroad,it is very much possible for you to like Nigeria food pass d western food cause it may the major food they serve in the house.Like myself,i just finished a plate of Amala dudu with egusi wt vegetable wt chicken and bokoto meat grin grin grin and yet I dey jand and my folks have been here a long time.
I have taught Mongloid children and they got my message,your own case pass mongloid ooooo!You Dont think at all before you type.
I still maintain wetin Nigeria do you sef that you hate the country with a passion,that you are all out to attack anyone that says any positive thing about the country.Shey na Nigeria force you go Europe ni,make you go become slave to a white woman all in the name of pali and this are the things that piss me off about you angry angry


Vicjustice:
My Parents/Family have got no problem travelling around the world, they do so without needing my help, they're more than ok on their own, in fact, my status is not a match with their's. You born and brought up in the UK, and you miss Nigerian food?
I thought you're more British than Nigerian.
Yes, this reminds me; would you like to tell us about your oral accent (in English language), how's it like, is it British or Nigerian? smiley
Una to get mouth bros,if the above was true,then you wont be stabbing this country Nigeria,You should be in a better state than where you are now with all the aweful things you had to go through in Europe before you could normalize your stay!So my advice to you, THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!
I expect your spokesmouth to begin to say my own to much,yes it is until I see a change in your post!I mean a Mature change which should reflect your age and status that you claim!Cheers wink wink
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 8:19pm On May 21, 2008
ok i don hear you even though i no believe you,cause my guy cant lie to me about it and savanh too came online to confirm it.
TravelRe: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by ty4real(m): 7:50pm On May 21, 2008
jennykadry:
shocked shocked shocked
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy jenny is always missing action angry angry grin grin
heehehehehehehehehehehehhhehe grin grin grin grin grin!You miss plenty,una no go kill person for nairaland with laughter sha!I need am grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin!

This guy no go destroy nairaland finish!see kettle wey dey call ot black!

@Siena!

Thanks for not delecting my post to ***evil! grin
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ty4real(m): 7:43pm On May 21, 2008
akyns:
@funkybaby, ty4real,

You guys r just off the handle!

Not only do u know how to pan out advice, u also diss BIG TIME!

But abeg, na wetin Vicjustice do una?
Do me ke?Hin no offend me ooo,I just get easily irritated by his posts that 90% full of shits,!I think you should talk to him that when he posts,he should take some few minutes to sit back and put himself in the place of the reader and not the writer then he will understand whats on ground!
Just take your time an dgo through all his posts on nairaland,you will want to throw up at the response pple give!Hin no do me anything at all!No shaking!Nothing dey po my guy!How your visa runs now?he go beta grin grin


funkybaby:
@ty4real

Lol. You no see me see trouble. The guy sha want make i abuse him. Na by force? If i start with him now, people will say i am 'funkyijogbon', meanwhile na him poke him nose for my juju runs.

Anyway, i'm doing good and you?
My End dey cool oo,dey prepare for summer!thats y i get time for nairaland for now!Tak care of yourself wink wink
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 7:32pm On May 21, 2008
jennykadry:
roflmao cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy no i said u have a very nice dental set,don't mind that savannah desert he/she is just trying to cause trouble between us,and you're making it happen,how can i call u a goat sef undecided a whole u,muwa go dey call goat,abeg na lie jooo,make that savannah take her/his time angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry





ty ty how far ?idika ife ndi igbo ji achu aja cool grin grin
i dey vex with you ooooo angry angry angry angry!I don confirm all your yabbins wt my guy!
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 6:57pm On May 21, 2008
@Jenny!

So my teeth is as big as a goat!abi ok,i dey wait for ur apology ok
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 6:50pm On May 21, 2008
Ecart:
Oh my dear, I don't know how bout you, but trying to pick someone's fianceé is really not my style. Got it?
Besides, I´d like to ask you to speak english, please. Cos you're frequently using languange that I can't understand to and therefore I can't respond. My english sucks too, but I'm trying, at least.

Takze bych te prosil, abys nechal tech pubertackejch kecu v mistnim dialektu, kterej absolutne nejsem schopen prelozit. Diky troubo grin
Sharp guy!i fit organize one for you ,we should be friends aight! odoyo

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