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RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:23pm On May 23, 2008
welli:
sorry darl,im sure uncle was talkin about his wifey not welli.lol. . . i can cuk well sha.so who is givin me moni for soup ingre. . .
You want to start your own today abi?Jenny denied Siena throughout yesterday and today she is singing his name lik a canary!
Ask uncle now and pls dont let me down and stop denying the fact that you got married Uncle tattoboy as far as we ar concerned here you are the legal wife and stop all this denials ok angry angry
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:20pm On May 23, 2008
@Holythug!

Good to hear that madams dishes are delicious and u wan sand paper d palte wt ur tongue!
So I assume you are havin the best of time in your union right?Carry go and invite us for the naming ceremony soon.

RampantT:
Yes, me and Lionel Richie
I expected your hussy to do the invitation or doesnt he hav eenough confidence in your cooking for him to invite us himself at least holy thug attested and testifies to holy chic delidishes grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:14pm On May 23, 2008

WHICH COUPLE IS INVITNG US FOR DINNER TONITE



We need to know how this couples are enjoying themselves in their homes,so we want to know the best cooks,Can the husbands begin to testify to how good his wives cooking is without hiding anything,we joined and witnessed the union,so we need to know the challenges been faced by this new couples and we can profer solutions?

SO WHO BE THE BEST COOK ?I nominate Welli,Uncle sent me a an email telling me how good she is in the kitchen!

RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 3:06pm On May 23, 2008
@Jenny!

Report from Oga is that you are spending more time on this forum,creating confusion by your excessive marriage joing without paying the appropriate fees.LAST WARNING,RESUME BACK TO SCHOOL![/b

@Welli!
[b]So we get kitchen for nairaland,una no do well ooo ,so i con dey look for person wey go wash plates for me ok!
Who is doing dinner tonite or whose house are we coming to for supper,lunch notice is quite short,so I will settle fo rsupper!Abeg na d best cook i wan come hin house!
So who be the best cook among all of una new wedded wives?
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 2:51pm On May 23, 2008
jennykadry:
hmmm. . . .did he shag well?

oh yes,siena is a perfect lover,i can't wait to get more,oh gawd im inlove,see me blushing
embarassed embarassed embarassed

THE THING DON DEY SWEET YOU NOW ABI?SEE HOW YOU JUST MENTION SIENA NAMES ASIF NA ONLY YOU WED FOR THIS FORUM YESTERDAY,ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN TH EKITCHEN PREPARING HIS LUNCH angry angry

Now get up and stop all this wedding you are conducting,I said you ve not finished your course at theology skul so you have no power to join anybody on this forum and information reaching me is that you are not paying the appropriate fees fro approval,u just dey join anyhow for hia!Y ou will get your ban notice in the next 24hrs if you dont stop all this joining.




All the weddings conducted by Jenny is hereby cancelled till further notice



So whose is the next Playboy? grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 1:02pm On May 23, 2008
jennykadry:
holythug oya tell us naaa undecided did your wife teach u how to do it wink
I can see that you have resumed for duty today abi?Should nt you be in da kitchen getting ready to make some 9ja dish for your hubby(I dont want to mention his name for security purposes grin grin)!Please dont let him get angry ooo,an hungry man is an angry man,A word is enough for the wise e o tago grin grin

@Welli!

How uncle nahhhh?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ty4real(m): 12:16pm On May 23, 2008
funkybaby:
@ty4real

Uncle TY, i have listened. I will totally forgive him and move on. smiley

You be my in-law, why i no go listen when you tell me to do something wink wink
grin grin grin grin grin grin Thank you o jare

Jenny,shey you don hear now grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Partner Who Believes in "Juju"? by ty4real(m): 11:44am On May 23, 2008
jennykadry:
now i know this vic of a guy is sick,i mean ,y would he send u this kind of email undecided that is cowardice of d highest order,y not come out here and challenge funky huh and he was acting so innocent,so tey i come dey pity am sef,abeg funkybaby i grant u d permission to slam his ass on d ground if u want to wink grin grin grin grin
Thats why I like you o jare Jenny S,see I cal the guy,the worst thing that ever happend to nairaland!Why a full bloodied man stoop so low and begin to fight through email,that is not a man but an slowpoke and a slowpoke style of behaviour.No shaking,we have seen that he is not as he is grin grin grin grin
How was your honey moon now grin grin
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 12:09am On May 23, 2008
jennykadry:
keep calling mesiah siena ,anu mpam,mr innocent ,taaaa gbafwo,onye oshi,its d same siena u've been talking about in d romance section,anumanu,ma fwo le ti,oloriburuku,take ya time ooooooo angry angry grin grin
Obara Jisos shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked!back to sender by fire angry angry angry
TravelRe: Diaspora Folks by ty4real(m): 12:01am On May 23, 2008
@Jenny!

den no go put case for ur head oo which marriage,you need to go and sleep,now am so sure you are confusing me wt someone else
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 11:59pm On May 22, 2008
@dapsyRam!
Happy married life and to all the newly wedded,

Welli massage Uncle tattoboys back well tonite,

Jenny tak gud care of S,and see you tommorrow


Una don kolo finish for nairaland!

@Jenny
you deserve a big honorarrium for this priest work wey u do tonite

RampantT:
. . . . pours water on Dapscool. . . and he wakes from his dream
Una wan take mid nite shower and you con dey tell us dt again,na wa ooo,ds Love shack u well ooooo,lovewatintin
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 11:50pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
d devil will soda that your lie lie mouth soon grin grin grin
Siena,pls help me out here,I dont understand what she is saying and i am reporting her for your ban angry angry
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 11:38pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
he he he make siena hear am for your mouth,your own don finish
Na today!Abeg hes been enjoying the whole show since afternoon,he paged me sef,to say thank you that you ar so gud in 9ja dishes preparation and that I should find a way of tellin you to spend time with him and in the kitchen ok1
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 11:33pm On May 22, 2008
welli:
so ty4rea u dey here 4 another person weddin wey u 4 dey shag your wife.person dey accuse am of juju for another thread ohh.go rescue her
Welli you no well at alll oooooo!
What are you doing here,are u nt suppose to be busy with uncle wetin be hin name again, jenny oooooo remind me
hunnn, i don remember tattoboy grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 11:26pm On May 22, 2008
dapsycool:
Jenny i dey find wife, i had a vision i was going to marry a priest, thank God you are here.
Mr Man,you are dreaming,she is married to Mr Siena and they jst came back frm their honeymoon,so if I catch you near her,u are looking fo rtrouble angry angry angry



jennykadry:
welli na funkybaby him marry today naaaa
Jenny,ur mouth no go put u for trouble sha grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 11:19pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
priest ke shocked shocked shocked

welli and ty4real how men una want make i marry
J.S who dey disturb you apart from S,Abeg,den swear for the person ni?Onyeoshi,make u no go find yah own wife!Jenny is hooked for life and there shall be no putting asunder angry angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Partner Who Believes in "Juju"? by ty4real(m): 11:11pm On May 22, 2008
Welli,Jenny!

who we dey do wedding for tonite,great things are happening in n/land grin grin
RomanceRe: Reaction by ty4real(m): 10:37pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
una don dey derail undecided undecided
Mrs J.S!Na true you talk grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Partner Who Believes in "Juju"? by ty4real(m): 10:25pm On May 22, 2008
@Vicjustice!

I must say this so that you wont think I am biased or have something against you.This is the first Post by you in nairaland that has sense so far to me grin grin grin grin!I give that to you. wink
So fear catch you cause why you carry the thing from Travel section,con dey mention am here now,well you actually used that in spoiling the spice in your post!But am not focusing on that,I choose to focus on the fact this is a good post,more matured of vicjustice!Please Keep it up! wink grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by ty4real(m): 9:24pm On May 22, 2008
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;DToday was quite funny on nairaland,I had my full dose !Long live nairaland with all its senseless posts.
TravelRe: Diaspora Folks by ty4real(m): 8:59pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
u be ocho okwu 1 od igboland,who no know u?bia ga Lwo nwanyi,e toro le i lu nwanyi lipsrsealed tongue
Jenny and her igbo dialect,I hope no be say you dey try go behind Ogas back sha! wink wink
TravelRe: Travel To Europe, Find Love In Prague by ty4real(m): 8:52pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
jenny no call u play thing wink

by d way ty4real go cancel that yeye marriage this minute angry angry angry grin
You this jenny,I dont kno what you are talking about ooooo,please no put me for case ooo,I am clean and pls what marriage were you talking about sef?This travel section,I hope you are not ocnfusing me for another person abi you dey take kain,kain ni? grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2008
@Jenny!

You are becoming something else,I give up on you on this thread!Happy Married life Jenny. angry angry
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 7:06pm On May 22, 2008
@Jenny!
Stop crying over spit milk ok,am taking a break right now,and mind you,you' ve been married for like 6hrs now,tell us how has it been with your hussy now? cool cool
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 6:57pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
come wey that foolish ty4real sef,make him come undo wetin him do angry angry angry
Jenny I have told you times without number,on top ds union u don call me Oloshi,foolish,den go ban me,I do you good,you dey reject am,see ow Siena dey tak care of you.I no go undo anything.you berra carry ur head put for siena on nairaland.

ATTENTION PLS
!

Mrs Jennny Siena is longer available to anybody on this forum,

Signed:Welli,Ty.
Jenny,are y happy now grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 6:39pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
ty4real i will wed rampantT and xerxes under one condition.

that you drop that your stupid marriage wey u conduct between me and siena
You are dreaming?Ogini wetin,
You are married today,Tommorrow no more,
You are married today,tommorrow no more.
Welli.ds union will last so tay, till infinity as long as nairaland exists.

@Welli!
How uncle tatooboy nahhhhh?
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 6:24pm On May 22, 2008
Can we have the next union please Jenny
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 6:15pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
welli who is mrs siena,im sure its not me angry angry


shey u wan start all over again,jenny?i tire for ur denials ooo!

As a priest,it is one man and one woman I dey join,anything apart from this should please go grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 5:49pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
ty u no dey hear word,siena is married abeg leave d guy o jare

there is someone annoying me now,oh my gawd i fit kill person now
Abeg,no allow Amadioha to take control oooooo,heheheheheeheheh Jenny wan kill person,u tink say na chicken u wan kill,u berra take a walk or something grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 5:35pm On May 22, 2008
yes am back,jenny,that was a gud toast and prayer you gave there Chukwu goziegi!ye ma sepe se,look i will report you to Siena ooooo,

@welli
I kno you ran off to attend to uncles needs,see this small small girls go wan tak him from you,so make you safe guard ur property wellwell!I trust you will live up to ur name,welli!

N, E, X, T UNION PLEASE,
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 5:14pm On May 22, 2008
Next Union is between Unce Tattoboy & Welli

Priest:Uncle Tattoboy, do you take welli has your lawful wedded wife from today?
Uncle Tattoboy:Yes I do!
Priest:Even without you saying that I kno you will take gud care of her,cause she calls you uncle and she adores you,she prefers you yo this young boys on nairaland>
Priest:Welli,do you take uncle to be your husband to love and respect as always
Welli:I do and will always do.

Priest:By the power confirmed on me,i hereby pronounce you husband and wife!


Jenny Abeg give the toast and blessings,I get another preaching engagement!

Tattoboy@Welli,have a swell honeymoon,
Jenny,please give a beffitting taost and blessings that they will never 4get.
RomanceRe: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by ty4real(m): 5:07pm On May 22, 2008
jennykadry:
where is siena sef huh he needs to see d way this ty4real oloshi dey spoil him name,egbe enue sohun joooo ty
See nufin you say will make me angry this afternoon,I will wait till your hubby comes and I iwll report you to him,How can you be using such words on the priest that joined you to him,Is he not taking gud care of you or is he the one teaching you that slang!Please we joined you to a correct guy,dont let us down,ur cv is still very good and you were singled out to marry him out of all the ladies on nairaland!pls comport yoursef well Mrs J.Siena angry angry

welli:
ty4real. . . how many times wil i tell you that i married 3yrs ago.them dey marry two times?abeg ohh.abeg enjoy your weddin wit . .is it creamish or funkybaby?

How many times will I tell you,that it does nt matter,ds is nairaland wey anybody fit con tell us lies say hin don get grandchildren sef!

oya,Tattoboy,I hear say marriage dey roll over your head,welli,go and get dressed,the ceremony will start in the next 10mins

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