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welli:You want to start your own today abi?Jenny denied Siena throughout yesterday and today she is singing his name lik a canary! Ask uncle now and pls dont let me down and stop denying the fact that you got married Uncle tattoboy as far as we ar concerned here you are the legal wife and stop all this denials ok ![]() |
@Holythug! Good to hear that madams dishes are delicious and u wan sand paper d palte wt ur tongue! So I assume you are havin the best of time in your union right?Carry go and invite us for the naming ceremony soon. RampantT:I expected your hussy to do the invitation or doesnt he hav eenough confidence in your cooking for him to invite us himself at least holy thug attested and testifies to holy chic delidishes ![]() |
WHICH COUPLE IS INVITNG US FOR DINNER TONITE We need to know how this couples are enjoying themselves in their homes,so we want to know the best cooks,Can the husbands begin to testify to how good his wives cooking is without hiding anything,we joined and witnessed the union,so we need to know the challenges been faced by this new couples and we can profer solutions? SO WHO BE THE BEST COOK ?I nominate Welli,Uncle sent me a an email telling me how good she is in the kitchen! |
@Jenny! Report from Oga is that you are spending more time on this forum,creating confusion by your excessive marriage joing without paying the appropriate fees.LAST WARNING,RESUME BACK TO SCHOOL![/b @Welli! [b]So we get kitchen for nairaland,una no do well ooo ,so i con dey look for person wey go wash plates for me ok! Who is doing dinner tonite or whose house are we coming to for supper,lunch notice is quite short,so I will settle fo rsupper!Abeg na d best cook i wan come hin house! So who be the best cook among all of una new wedded wives? |
jennykadry: THE THING DON DEY SWEET YOU NOW ABI?SEE HOW YOU JUST MENTION SIENA NAMES ASIF NA ONLY YOU WED FOR THIS FORUM YESTERDAY,ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN TH EKITCHEN PREPARING HIS LUNCH ![]() Now get up and stop all this wedding you are conducting,I said you ve not finished your course at theology skul so you have no power to join anybody on this forum and information reaching me is that you are not paying the appropriate fees fro approval,u just dey join anyhow for hia!Y ou will get your ban notice in the next 24hrs if you dont stop all this joining. All the weddings conducted by Jenny is hereby cancelled till further notice So whose is the next Playboy? ![]() |
jennykadry:I can see that you have resumed for duty today abi?Should nt you be in da kitchen getting ready to make some 9ja dish for your hubby(I dont want to mention his name for security purposes )!Please dont let him get angry ooo,an hungry man is an angry man,A word is enough for the wise e o tago @Welli! How uncle nahhhh? |
funkybaby: Thank you o jareJenny,shey you don hear now ![]() |
jennykadry:Thats why I like you o jare Jenny S,see I cal the guy,the worst thing that ever happend to nairaland!Why a full bloodied man stoop so low and begin to fight through email,that is not a man but an slowpoke and a slowpoke style of behaviour.No shaking,we have seen that he is not as he is ![]() How was your honey moon now ![]() |
jennykadry:Obara Jisos ![]() |
@Jenny! den no go put case for ur head oo which marriage,you need to go and sleep,now am so sure you are confusing me wt someone else |
@dapsyRam! Happy married life and to all the newly wedded, Welli massage Uncle tattoboys back well tonite, Jenny tak gud care of S,and see you tommorrow Una don kolo finish for nairaland! @Jenny you deserve a big honorarrium for this priest work wey u do tonite RampantT:Una wan take mid nite shower and you con dey tell us dt again,na wa ooo,ds Love shack u well ooooo,lovewatintin |
jennykadry:Siena,pls help me out here,I dont understand what she is saying and i am reporting her for your ban ![]() |
jennykadry:Na today!Abeg hes been enjoying the whole show since afternoon,he paged me sef,to say thank you that you ar so gud in 9ja dishes preparation and that I should find a way of tellin you to spend time with him and in the kitchen ok1 |
welli:Welli you no well at alll oooooo! What are you doing here,are u nt suppose to be busy with uncle wetin be hin name again, jenny oooooo remind me hunnn, i don remember tattoboy ![]() |
dapsycool:Mr Man,you are dreaming,she is married to Mr Siena and they jst came back frm their honeymoon,so if I catch you near her,u are looking fo rtrouble ![]() jennykadry:Jenny,ur mouth no go put u for trouble sha ![]() |
jennykadry:J.S who dey disturb you apart from S,Abeg,den swear for the person ni?Onyeoshi,make u no go find yah own wife!Jenny is hooked for life and there shall be no putting asunder ![]() |
Welli,Jenny! who we dey do wedding for tonite,great things are happening in n/land ![]() |
jennykadry:Mrs J.S!Na true you talk ![]() |
@Vicjustice! I must say this so that you wont think I am biased or have something against you.This is the first Post by you in nairaland that has sense so far to me !I give that to you. ![]() So fear catch you cause why you carry the thing from Travel section,con dey mention am here now,well you actually used that in spoiling the spice in your post!But am not focusing on that,I choose to focus on the fact this is a good post,more matured of vicjustice!Please Keep it up! ![]() |
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ;DToday was quite funny on nairaland,I had my full dose !Long live nairaland with all its senseless posts. |
jennykadry:Jenny and her igbo dialect,I hope no be say you dey try go behind Ogas back sha! ![]() |
jennykadry:You this jenny,I dont kno what you are talking about ooooo,please no put me for case ooo,I am clean and pls what marriage were you talking about sef?This travel section,I hope you are not ocnfusing me for another person abi you dey take kain,kain ni? ![]() |
@Jenny! You are becoming something else,I give up on you on this thread!Happy Married life Jenny. ![]() |
@Jenny! Stop crying over spit milk ok,am taking a break right now,and mind you,you' ve been married for like 6hrs now,tell us how has it been with your hussy now? ![]() |
jennykadry:Jenny I have told you times without number,on top ds union u don call me Oloshi,foolish,den go ban me,I do you good,you dey reject am,see ow Siena dey tak care of you.I no go undo anything.you berra carry ur head put for siena on nairaland. ATTENTION PLS! Mrs Jennny Siena is longer available to anybody on this forum, Signed:Welli,Ty. Jenny,are y happy now ![]() |
jennykadry:You are dreaming?Ogini wetin, You are married today,Tommorrow no more, You are married today,tommorrow no more. Welli.ds union will last so tay, till infinity as long as nairaland exists. @Welli! How uncle tatooboy nahhhhh? |
Can we have the next union please Jenny |
jennykadry: shey u wan start all over again,jenny?i tire for ur denials ooo! As a priest,it is one man and one woman I dey join,anything apart from this should please go ![]() |
jennykadry:Abeg,no allow Amadioha to take control oooooo,heheheheheeheheh Jenny wan kill person,u tink say na chicken u wan kill,u berra take a walk or something ![]() |
yes am back,jenny,that was a gud toast and prayer you gave there Chukwu goziegi!ye ma sepe se,look i will report you to Siena ooooo, @welli I kno you ran off to attend to uncles needs,see this small small girls go wan tak him from you,so make you safe guard ur property wellwell!I trust you will live up to ur name,welli! N, E, X, T UNION PLEASE, |
Next Union is between Unce Tattoboy & Welli Priest:Uncle Tattoboy, do you take welli has your lawful wedded wife from today? Uncle Tattoboy:Yes I do! Priest:Even without you saying that I kno you will take gud care of her,cause she calls you uncle and she adores you,she prefers you yo this young boys on nairaland> Priest:Welli,do you take uncle to be your husband to love and respect as always Welli:I do and will always do. Priest:By the power confirmed on me,i hereby pronounce you husband and wife! Jenny Abeg give the toast and blessings,I get another preaching engagement! Tattoboy@Welli,have a swell honeymoon, Jenny,please give a beffitting taost and blessings that they will never 4get. |
jennykadry:See nufin you say will make me angry this afternoon,I will wait till your hubby comes and I iwll report you to him,How can you be using such words on the priest that joined you to him,Is he not taking gud care of you or is he the one teaching you that slang!Please we joined you to a correct guy,dont let us down,ur cv is still very good and you were singled out to marry him out of all the ladies on nairaland!pls comport yoursef well Mrs J.Siena ![]() welli: |
did your wife teach u how to do it 

and he was acting so innocent,so tey i come dey pity am sef,abeg funkybaby i grant u d permission to slam his ass on d ground if u want to
