₦airaland Forum

jassie:
I was actually a witness to the match! You need not tell me!

Don't mind the Nairaland haters, most of em are probably washing plates in Jand and they look down on Naija bigboys, they probably think everyone is as poor as they were while in Naija!

Tegese:
this guy despite the fact that some woman already confessed that she extracted your photos and threatens to take them to her ijebu (stunt) you still dey post more pictures? humm, na wah o, this shows you really undermind her threat. . . me i no dey put my picture o: not that i am afraid, but i don't want some evil woman to save it in her album. i will upload photos when it becomes impossible for any one to copy or save them outside nairaland.

Abagana83:
Who asked you? Put up the damn picture let us see how ugly you are. See your life? Busy body! Who asked you for your photo. . .

With your ugly K-legs and sagging boobs +deek used as lines for drying clothes in the hot sun. You hermaphrodite!

SeanT21:
because nigerians in the america rather go to school then create business.

mishooo:
Wowozdat ??

funkybaby:
Erm. . . . Tchinasa** , welcome jare. You dey mind the boy? Very soon all the Madams from romance go asemble here.

Lmao ! You didnt miss much my dear.


Kai ! You dey brutal oh !
Na real 'ijebu-rock' he jam today.

How i go spare the Idiot I have been warning him for weeks not to poke his rotten nose in my biz.

Na real busy body. A man behaving like he is menstruating. Cannot mind his business and thinks he is nairaland's official ''amebo''.

Kai ! Tchinasa***
Apparently, he is still alive and kicking and displaying his foolishness for all to see.

replenish:
My take on this MallamMusa is that: he just finished his lessons on the use of internet, hence the stupid post here and there.

jennykadry:
i dey jare,i just tire today,so i no get strength to romance those romance people wey dey that romance section,everyday no be romancing and romancing ,i don tire to romance,i say make i come hiaaa,see wetin dey happen



BTW who tell u say d boy go save u from my igbo take ya time ooooo before n'magi ura ni'ru,kpachara anya gi oooo

jennykadry:
who is Mr S i don't know what you're talking about

jennykadry:
yanga dey sleep trouble come wake am up,scantee what is my name doing there again,most u always carry my name to every thread,grow up

jennykadry:
i dey jare,i just tire today,so i no get strength to romance those romance people wey dey that romance section,everyday no be romancing and romancing ,i don tire to romance,i say make i come hiaaa,see wetin dey happen



BTW who tell u say d boy go save u from my igbo take ya time ooooo before n'magi ura ni'ru,kpachara anya gi oooo

jennykadry:
y r u happy ty

mcon:
Its amazing that given the large volume of information available to us; some still go ahead to allow the 'visa boys' to enjoy the pleasure of inflicting the pains of rejections.

Why are the rejection rates so high? The UKVisa Secrets are so exposed that there should be no reason for rejecting a 'genuine' application.

Or what do you think?

uchchu:
hi Ty4real. Ask me any, I will interpret it for u.

opmoore:
@ FUNKYBABE,londoncool
Going for my visa after winning my appeal can i go with 8.5m in my sponsor statement of acct for a 3 years visa.as my previous statement submitted for my original application is 15m.

beecrofty:
how many weeks must i submit an application for student visa before school resumes?

timx:
@funkybaby

My Dad has a personal account but it aint fat. I guess his pension gets into that account. But he has lots of stock investments and i do have quite a few myself ans so does my Mum.

jennykadry:
@topic
jennykadry

javalove:
FOr those in naija

Hmmmm na wa ooooo, I don't know why some peeps in naija would be expecting som1 to send the money, for what? Dont u have hands? Dont u have brains to think? When your friend was travelling, did he say he would be sending you meal tickets, ? Meenn go get a life. We are enjoying more than those abroad in terms of money making ooooo. The only think we are lacking is the experience and exposure they have, If you work hard here, make yourself relevant to the system and u prove that you are good at what u do with a few connections here and there, u no get wahala,

I'm a programmer here and all the time, i kep getting mails from my friends that I should come over with promises like, "Lukman if u were here, u would be earning double, ", - - - - for where . . . . . e easy? Its funny to me but aw we go do,

There was even a time a pal of mine neede to give some of his siblings some money here, like 45k sha and told me to help me give 'em and that he would re-emburse me, i did and never asked him for it, When he offered to payback after almost 2 months, i told him to forget it saying what are friends for, I understand how life is there and I hope some nigerians share the same. Its not that easy, UK is just a glorifies Nigeria to me (lol). When any of them comes back, I even offer to pay the bills when we go out - - - "Una no dey base here, when we come over na una turn to make us feel comfortable", They would laugh and its all fun sha . .

Nigerians, should also buy respect for themselves buy not calling to beg all the time. Lets be considerate when someone says "I would sort u later",we should be patient, kpoun yi ko easyy ooo


To those abroad

How una dey, ? We know its not easy but the part that annoys me is when I call, not aking for money and not sounding in a way that i'm begging either, then someone tells me . . . "Ma worry Lukman, things no dey easy but i go c u soon". Do u guys think everyone calling from Naija is calling to beg? When they come hoe gaann kpa kpa, to come greet us go be wahala because of fear of "begging", Ko da ooooo. Make una sef try change una orientation oooo. I'm sure its easier to make calls from Naija to UK and some of us go out of our to do that. Abeg make una respect us too and there are peeps here who are making doe more than those in UK (i didnt say yankee ooo),

jennykadry:
rotflmao na today

IncaGold:
why have you choosen to study in the UK?
Because I'm tired of staying in Nigeria, no water, no light and job. Infact i'm fed up

Why did you choose this institution?
They chose me,

How did you find out about it?
Nairaland

Why did you select this course.?
I was forced

When this course is finished do you plan to undertake another course in the UK. Please give details?
Yes, A levels

Why do you think this course would be of benefit to you?
Because my father said so.

What do you hope to do when you finish your studies in the UK?
Relax in jand and have some fun.


Next question please!!!!!!!!!!!

4gotnheros:
I gats TOO much LIVER when HIGH, this is not GBANA nor GANJA, I'm talking about Liquor here.

Normally, my normal self can't walk up to a desired girl talking paradise, it not just me, Although, I know most girls preferr playing DIE HARD TO GET, I avoid that really and count it as shits, and I also avoid unnecessary embarrasment.
I was HIGH yesterday and talked sweet to 2 different girls at the same venue but different time. How easy it was without a second thought before the act! I always knew it works, I told a friend I needed to get high inorder to walk up to them, and that was it.

Arranged a date with one of the girls latter this evening,

4goten heroes,Long time


We gat chicks to have rosses in december! am leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'd be back again!

SHAYOO!

IncaGold:
this thread is now so dry.
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Its like British deputy high commission is not having much customers again!
Ow are you doing now?