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O pa mi oooo.Wetin I fit do now.

How was I to know.Keep trying or what else can I say

Tell you what,I ain't got non.How about that

I'm in need of ur opinion,can you be generous enough to give some useful ones.
I do have this funny feeling sometimes when some older ladies,as much as 4 years older,keep giving me the eye(wonder what that is, ) .To be candid here,I want to know if I look older than my age or something(so that I can freak out) cos I just don't get it.
I'd have gone out with one of them if not for insecurity(hope you understand, ) and at the same time I don't want to be seen as a jelly.Now what do I do?

Do anyone here know where I can get data cable(Sagem MyX-5m) here in Lagos and how much it will go for.Waiting to hear from you soon.

Now,this is going to be a throw away price.This phone now up for sale for N3150 with charger.It sure can't get cheaper than this.

Could it be the type of phone I use?I use Sagem MyX-5d.But ringtones of WAV,AMR formats are supported.

I've started to hear the advert for the new PHCN prepaid meter in the electronic media.What my concern is in all this is the fact that will this really guarantee stable power supply.
Why?The other time I heard on a radio programme,here in Lagos,a man who uses the meter complaining that in spite of the prepaid card,they still have the epileptic power supply problem.And I wonder,what is the use?

I'd really,really like to know why each and every football supporter here follow their favourite clubs.
The reason why I ask this is,I noticed that some of the so-called clubs' fans only become one after one successful feat or the other of clubs.An instance,some Chelsea supporters are post-Roman/Mourinho and some Arsenal fans are Henry(no be gunners) for life.

Hello brother,thanx for the reply.But it's not over yet.
It's not as if I don't know how this thing works it just that to download a true ringtone from any wap site all I get is something like "Error:Request timed out".Even I tried downloading the opera mini from its site(wap.operamini.com) but all I got was the same message. I mean what could be wrong.
All I've ever managed to download was just midi tones and wallpapers.

I use Sagem MyX-5d phone,if the phone settings are the same,then consider urself lucky.Here is the setting I use:

Select wap>advanced>settings>profiles.Then select one of the existing profiles for modifications.Input the following:

Provider title:MTN GPRS
homepage:wap.google.com
preffered connection:Gprs
Then select gprs parameters and input the following:
login:web
password:web
IP address:010.199.212.002
port type:Non secure
APN:web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net.

When you are done with the settings,you will then need to activate the profile and you are on.

Hi everyone.Just want to offer my phone a Sagem myX-5d up for sale for only N3650 without charger,or N3800 with charger below is the link info about the phone.If you are interested,you can contact me via madawgvic@outgun.com.

http://imobile.com.au/PhoneReviews/default.asp?ID=reviewsmar0311
http://www.gsmarena.com/sagem_my_x_5-320.php

Now I'm really curious to know,that is if u are generous enough to share,why music genre do you hate the most and why?

Can anyone here pls tell me how to use the infrared rays on mobiles to send and receive pix et al?

Please has any MTN subscriber here ever managed to access any other sites on the MTN GPRS/WAP service other than the mtn loaded portal?If yes,when was that?The reason why I'm asking this question is because of the fact that I've never really achieved anything tangible on the service.

Abeg no mind the yeye ref.Na the fella demoralized our boys.FIFA Ojoro.

I heard that LASU had already concluded registration for the UME candidates 2 weeks after the release of the JAMB/UME results.How true is this?

I have been thinking about something for a while.What is it you may ask.People keep talking about men not wanting to marry,I mean why would they when in some part of this country you are made to pay huge some of money just because you want to marry.And as if that is not enough you'd be asked to train one of the wife's sibling.I mean should such tradition be sustained?Please I'm not trying to be tribalistic here.

oraxs:
all what you need is a good sex call me and i will give it to you, free. any time ok ,and and for you girl who love long thing send me a text 08023647976

Is the fellow gay?

@topic

And who told you that you must be disflowered(abi na disvirgined) b4 marriage.You better hold your jambody before you go dey dine with the Devil for yonder.

But do you realise that no matter how rich a lady may be,she will still be asking the husband for everything.
If I were to be the one,the attitude of the lady will determined that.

MILITIA:
See 500L computer engineering student for Naija?   Sound more like an alaba trader to me!  You ladies think this is "normal"---- I can only imagine the kinds of "guys" that "toast" you gals!  Can't even understand wot da "phock" his is rambling on about! You "BUSHITO"! Make una enjoy this one oh!  Awon "GHANA HIGH"!  Thank God for marriage oh!  This na the kain tin wey for dey talk to person now! Oh boy just start another thread!  Anyway that "oreofemi" of a character is still searching.  Una fit eachother!

Give a brother a break.No one is perfect,not even you(as exemplified in the 2nd sentence of ur first post.I think that "sound" should have been "sounds".Afterall,English is not our mother tongue so I pardon that.

Nice story.I really enjoyed it.Next chapter please!

@Raymand

I did not say I need a sugar mummy.I need a nice "ayonge".

@topic
So surprised that no one has responded.Well,maybe I should mention what I've got to offer:
1. A 35k per year job.
2.A "palasa" phone.
3.B.sc in Kitchen assistance.
4.An accomodation with my mother,sister and niece.To mention just a few.
Now,tell me you are still not impressed.

Hello!Someone help get the EFCC.I need to let them know I've been robbed by JAMB of all people.
Imagine,I bought my form with 2 cards-one for UME registration and another for result.But to my consternation,when the results were released I couldn't use the card for checking result.Then someone told me that I should go and buy another card - myjambresult - to check my result.
Here is a case of corruption,EFCC can you hear me!Help me go get them to explain oooo.

Oga I beg siddon for Nairaland.Cos that's where you belong.

Hello!!! I beg why una they form for area.I thought this place was meant for meeting people but ya all don't want to come clean.I beg make I handle my biz.
I need a beautiful girl who dreams of living in Mushin and who probably wish to know what our bukas are made of,in short someone who wants to experience the jungle life.Anyone home?Get to me.
I'm waiting.

Most of una girls wey dey give guys conditions if una no dey careful,una go just end up surplus and 'gented'.As I dey so,if any yeye girl wan kill me with conditions,I go kukuma become a monk.As you see me so if I no get any girl when I was broke but they started rushing in with the cash then that gives me the right to employ anbd fire indefinitely without any moral remorse.

Dream on man.As for me I'm out of here.

Now,will some people stop blaming the BBC.I mean even if the guy had been suborned by them does not mean all these is false in its entirety.In my own case,maybe b'cos I'm not a popular face around I was told my name could not be found in the voters' register without proper check.By the way the election is not a secret one because all these polling agents were almost the same with party agents who were all over the units.
By the way if the fellow was gainfully employed maybe he wouldn't have danced to BBC's tunes(I mean if his future was assured).

Me,too

The girl self na ash.Wetin she go do for that kain place.Haba!