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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 5:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
Na wa o. E be like say DK's jazz don dey work o. See as I carry Bertrand put for bench. Make I dey watch first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:41pm On Dec 24, 2014
raumdeuter:
Chamotex move biatchh get off the way.
Surely wont see you at the top till May

Your reign on the top was shorter than leprechauns//
You've blown your load before you got the bitchhh on!!//

I'm sitting pretty at the top, all niggax
sniffing my assx//
like Im sitting on Colombian Stash//

One inconsequential dude named UI says he's coming for me//
UI ko Nekede Poly ni//,


How can you get me when your gear is in reverse//
Stay below there sniffing greasy butt asss//

Below Chamotex is Naija FC//
When I click on his profile and guess what you would see//
His name is fuckever Falomo//
To catch Raum, you'll need 5 crates of Alomo

Further down is Ronameto//
Says his name is Victor Unico//
I hope this is not the legendary Vic oo/
Smoking pot in downtown Treviso//


Oh you there gegen presser//
You my brother so you escape the wrath//
Should know gegen press is an outdated tactic//
That got Dortmund stuck to the bottom of antartic//

Fuckinnn Dirvginator is everybody's bitchhh
So low youre even below Avangarde Sheeshh
Ipukulu barely made the top 20 pitchhh
Everyone using him to clean their greasy butt and fling in the ditchhh
Inconsewetin you call am? A whole former Nairaland FA Cup champion? No worry. And point of correction, Ronameto FC is above Greasy Butts (although the guy talk say na Butty, I hear grin ), looking down on some 28 teams below. You don dey cause me to make mouth now. If you continue like this, you no go ever smell the elusive FA Cup. In fact, I don vex. :@ Make Thursday come quick jare make I show you something. If your Hazard no play penren, you don enta am be dat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m):
Another week, another win. If anybody tells you there are "No Mediocres" in the FA Cup, na lie! So many dead woods in there. Makes me wonder why we have certain teams in the league. I can see that one person don "Ibime" already because the heat too much for am. grin Mukina2, you get explanation to do o.

Meanwhile, Raumdeuter abi na wetin you call yourself, we are coming to get you. 8-)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Interview Gone Sour.......Wish I Never Went by U1(m): 3:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
sukkot:
That 3000 can buy many cans of orijin cheesy whatever the hell that is. [b]what is orijin ?[/b] undecided
I think it's a herbal, alcoholic drink just like Alomo Bitters. You see say the lady in the story get mind? grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Interview Gone Sour.......Wish I Never Went by U1(m): 3:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
Una no go kill pesin. Your blood go don dey turn Orijin small small sef. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:12am On Dec 09, 2014
This most-recent gameweek was likely my worst gameweek in six or more years of playing FPL. I no even sure if it was this bad during periods when as much as five matches would be struck off for bad weather. And na the week I bought Aguero things fell apart. That na why I dey reluctant for long to bring the fellow in. I tire. huh

Nihilist:
U1 grin grin grin grin grin grin
Must you rub it in? You wicked o. :@
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 7:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
I think everything that could go wrong did today. Started from Costa and Chelsea to Chambers and now captain Aguero. :| Guess luck has been rather hard on me this week. My two most-recent FA Cup opponents (Jet Bombers and AvantGarde) are teams I could have beaten black and blue. But then, such is my luck this past week. huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 3:37pm On Dec 06, 2014
Na wa for this Costa guy o. Score you no fit and you still dey collect yellow card. huh Bless my guy Suarez.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:34am On Dec 05, 2014
nitlad:
You mah don ready join the 'bandwagon'? You nor pursue differentials again? tongue cheesy grin
Huh? huh You must be mixing things up. I can't remember ever supporting running after differentials. Get your facts right, man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 11:08pm On Dec 03, 2014
I think it's time to take drastic measures. Seems like the Pelle and Chadli party is over. Aguero's price go soon reach 13m. Make I hurry. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 11:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
Nihilist:
U1 what's your view on that resilient Southampton defence?
Um...um...I have no idea. Maybe you should ask Google. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 7:24am On Dec 03, 2014
mukina2:
Uloa . .may devil kiss you for dream angry
After him don allow make I pip you last gameweek. grin Bless you, Ulloa. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:37pm On Nov 30, 2014
Nihilist:
Hahahahahaha

The reign of Messrs Bertrand and Clyne finally coming to an end

U1 I hope you've recieved thier abdication notice?
Abdication not on the agenda yet. Soton were a bit naive against City. However, what still gives me confidence is that they played well against City, but swift counterattacks killed them off.

@Akpors4uall, I see they still have two tough fixtures on the way. But no shaking. No other defenders give more value for money.

As the week still be, I'm on my way to another win against Muki, who has seemingly gone AWOL. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:13am On Nov 26, 2014
Nihilist:
I no even dey look H2H

Na the league table I dey look. So many peeps banking on Clyne, Bertrand and Pelle

Even though those 2 sttupid boys still eventually assisted and scored themselves last last, the bubble don burst already.

They are no longer guaranteed clean sheet providers
Says who? Just because dem concede due to an error from Forster? huh That's the way you see it. I think I even have more confidence in them (Clyne and Bertrand) than those in Chelsea defence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 7:53am On Nov 25, 2014
Nihilist:
Yes!!! No Southampton clean sheet!!!! grin
You were annihilated nevertheless. grin As if to say you fit win if Saints no keep clean sheet. :p
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:47pm On Nov 23, 2014
Dhellake:
Gameweek going on well, A 0-0 draw between So'ton and Villa on Monday night will do just fine
Villa 0 - 2 Soton will be better actually, with both goals coming from Pelle Graziano. :p
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by U1(m): 7:39am On Nov 11, 2014
Good job you've done here. I already knew about these pointers. It's good you took the initiative to share. In addition, when in doubt, type the address plus interview and/or nairaland into Google for a query.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2014
Ibime:
My 8 point hit worked!

Just took another 8 point hit for next gameweek!
Huh? Even with the internationals coming up? See something. huh
Health › Re: Health Advice: Doctors Online by U1(m): 5:11pm On Nov 06, 2014
Marc9:
Please don't feel left out, i actually have you in mind. I asked my friend who's in the field of orthopaedic to reply you, since he's in a better position to give an incisive reply than I am.

I'm more inclined to O&G matters.
Okay. Thanks.
Health › Re: Health Advice: Doctors Online by U1(m):
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Health › Re: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by U1(m): 9:51pm On Nov 04, 2014
drsteroid:
there is other remedy for degenerative myopia,which is keratectomy.it is a LASER surgery done on the cornea to help reduce cornea curvature if too steep.it is not done in Nigeria presently,but in abroad.antiireflection coated lenses are very affordable..try visit an eye clinic close to u for one.
Thanks. God bless you.
Health › Re: Health Advice: Doctors Online by U1(m): 8:50pm On Nov 03, 2014
Marc9:
Here are things you need know about malaria and typhoid parasites. They are intracellular parasites. They invade red blood cells and destroy the cells. When that happens, it leads to anaemia.

The reason you get tired easily and experince chills is because you're anaemic, and likely still have strains of the parasites in you.

I would not recommend or prescribe drugs for you, at least not here. But you could add me on BBM or send me a PM or email me.
Please don't forget me, Doc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 10:26am On Nov 03, 2014
nitlad:
Story for the gods! tongue tongue
grin grin As if to say na today.
Health › Re: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by U1(m):
drsteroid:
the type of myopia u have is degenerative myopia I.e your refractive status keeps changing due to developmental changes in your eys as u grow older.its really not a problem.glasses don't correct vision permanently,they only aid us 2 see well by making sure the image formed is on the retina.involuntary tearing can be as a result of eyestrain and refractive error.in your own case,since u make use of laptop always,u tend 2 tear because of the reduction in number of blinks u make due to constant focusing on the laptop while working with it. Anti reflection lenses helps to protect the eyes against rays 4rm laptops and computers,its really gud if u can get one 4rm an eye clinic since UV rays have been implicated as one of the causes of cataract...tanx
Thanks so much. If I may ask, is there any remedy for this so-called degenerative myopia? Or is it a case of newer glass prescriptions every now and then? Also, any idea of what the anti-reflection glasses go for, cost wise? Thanks.
Health › Re: Health Advice: Doctors Online by U1(m):
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Health › Re: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by U1(m): 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2014
Thanks, drsteroid, for starting this thread and for all the helpful suggestions you're making. God bless you and others who have chipped in a thing or two. I need your help also.

I've been battling with progressively worsening blurred vision for years. Glasses have not helped to check the unpleasant phenomenon. Do glasses ever stop or halt blurry vision issues? May I also know what could be responsible for involuntary tears from the eyes? If it matters, I use phones and laptops for most part of my waking hours.

You once made mention of a special eyeglasses for people using laptops regularly. What are the glasses called and please how do I get a pair of those? Thank you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 9:04pm On Nov 01, 2014
Ibime:
Season of frustration. Just took 8 point hit
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:59pm On Nov 01, 2014
I can't remember the last time I got my transfers 100% percent right like this week. Brought in Sanchez and Chambers and was bountifully rewarded. cheesy grin

Sadly, Ulloa wan ruin my joy, but e no go happen. I was caught napping by the sudden, massive drop in the ninja's price. Just about six measly points over four weeks. What a waste!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 7:46pm On Oct 26, 2014
Sadly, I think Ritchboy just got one over me this time, no thanks to players like Wisdom, Chadli and Ulloa. Fakers! huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 3:05pm On Oct 25, 2014
All of una wey captain Aguero, sorry. :p Did you ever think a certain Sakho will outscore him? Probably not. Rule 1: Don't always follow the crowd. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 3:37pm On Oct 21, 2014
Started from page 3 and now we're here (page 1) for the first time this season. Slow and steady, they say, win the race.

Nihilist:
Just served Ritchboy his first L of the season.... grin
That's the way to do it, man. He's my regular customer, though, and in line for his regular thrashing next week. I hope this season won't be any different. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by U1(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2014
All of una wey captain Falcao make una accept my sympathies. grin

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