She looks more like an Olokun juju priestess than a pastor.

I think she has missed her real calling which is movie kerewawaism.

Wale looks disappointed!

It is clear the driving job he has been offered was not his expectation.

His strategy failed!

Now he sees himself as a mumu.

If boys can sell Gala & cold bottle water on the streets of Abuja in broad day light, why can't girls sell their honey pot too?

All na buying & selling!

Prostitution is a legal business in Nigeria and is one of the oldest trade known to mankind.

I wish them a bountiful patronage!

God of Bishop Oyedepo be praised!


The truth is, you had your down turn in life in the good old days when decent and vision driven ladies existed.

Now you have feminine demons everywhere who won't even reply the hello of a broke and jobless brother.

This is the dispensation of only the present.
No future whatsoever in the heart of our women.

They are all chop and go agents of the devil.

May God keep you and your wife in perfect union of love where the peace of God prevails always.

You mean the chief priest is holding the skull of the deceased SARS official?

Magnificent!

The deceased and his killers are not innocent.

This is self destruction!


No wise woman will bring in another woman into her matrimonial home in the name of helping the fellow regardless of the age.

Female babies turn girls, girls turn ladies, ladies turn whores and whores turn husband snatchers.

Beware.

Adopting a female child is a huge risk!

Na wa o!


My Bini friends will say English is a "Loghor".

I don't blame her, I blame the system.
I only pity the students she will be assigned to teach in her PPA.

Total disaster and replication of same!

Offloading an expired commodity for public consumption is a crime.

Sophia Momodu is a catastrophic disgrace!

Surely no guy will mess with her with those monsters around.

However, na dis kind pikin dey sabi bad things pass.

Davido will always be a spoilt brat!

So because he has redeemed himself from being friend's killer and Wizkid's enemy, he now wants to become an enemy of the state.

I wish him well in this useless endeavour of his.


Money miss road!

Rochas Okorocha will always be the black sheep of the Igbo political enclave.

Imolites are cursed for having Rochas Okorocha as Governor.

The bigger the yansh, the more fatal their fart.


Messicants!

Ugly pair!


That girl needs to stop bleaching pls.

Is she collapsing on Davido's preek on stage?


Some girls are incredibly useless and shameless!

Hushpuppi is more of a bastard than his bastard fan!

Mass burial?


Samuel Ortom is a coward. Shame on him!


So all the victims have no family members that would bury their dead?

Mass burial is the worst type of burial.

Get well soon boy.


Just make sure when you are older, you kill enough Nigerian soldiers for this pain they made you go through.

There is no innocence in those eyes but terror and revenge.


BTW, d small boy papa no dey c food chop sef?
He looks like the sick Sadiq Daba.

Totally a huge waste!

Olakunle Churchill would be world's greatest mumu if he allows this Tonto Decay Dike back into his life.

Good for nothing Olosho with artificial body!

Na wa oh!


I pity guys who are busy growing beards when they should be growing their money.

Na who beards epp?

The truth is; a smooth shaved faced commands respect from sensible people, portrays discipline and modesty. I also believe there are more smooth shaved great people on earth that the beard gang greats.

Abi Bill Gates & Dangote get beards??
Abi Christiano Ronaldo & Wizkid get beards??

I even pity guys who struggle to grow their desert faces into a sorry forest because of the ladies. I hope when a smooth shaved guy with grown money comes, they'd choose you over him because you belong to the beard gang.

Anyways, whatever rocks your world keep it up.

I knew she would be ugly and old.

Smart kidnappers!

They only released the one serving no purpose to them.

Sister Veronica is not a viable specimen for "muegbe suegbe".

I would have been disappointed if she was released vandalized.

To others still in captivity, I hope they get continue to enjoy their stay with mouth watering experiences.

Photoshop is making dreams a cheap reality for many.


God bless the inventor of the software!

I hope someone will photoshop me doing kerewawa with Aisha Buhari.

God bless your would have been in-laws for such a wise decision.

They truly know what is best for their daughter!

Since you don't believe in paying tithe, you only deserve a girl that does not believe in tithing too.


Chikena!

Edgar Imohimi, the Jack Beuer of Lagos state.
The captor of badoo leader and the destroyer of ritual shrines.

Always to the rescue and always in the news.


I wonder if other states in Nigeria have a commissioner of police.



May his father's juju continue to work for him o!

Wonderfool!

Please, kill him fast and let's read your useless story on the front-page of NL.

Evil sons from a cursed family!


I can't believe rape is still a predominant crime among young men when sex is so cheap like akara these days.

May their days be long in jail.