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If OP is a man, then Will Smith must be his junior brother
OP is a damn Simp.

Fuckaniza:
you carry wella?

This girl u too like fúck

ChimasGirl:
None of your business. Ha! Only for my boyfriend to know.

Your breast is small, thats why u no get profile picture

biggy00000:
DJ play me
Na money be fine bobo

Or let him play

"Nobody Ugly" by Psquare

But what does she bring to the table before she gets pregnant??




....still the pússy

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


Ur village people one come OFF ur Street LITE and disco LITE!


U go soon de jobless with no house to sleep inside..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

What da fúck man

Amotolongbo:
My sincere condolence.

Liverpool go collect tomorrow

He won't play the match.

He is in mourning

GooodHardDick:
comrade. Don't waste your time advising a simp!

The simp is feeling on top of the world right now because his ex came back to him. If only the guy knows how many dicks wey that girl Don suck and collect, he won't be feeling like a king.

At the bolded, increase the volume comrade

Pussy-ass-niggas full nairaland i swear. OP think say na only him ex don come back. I can't count how many of my exes don come back. I just bang dem even if na once and move on. No time.

If she left you before, she go still leave u again. trust me

czarr:
It's not that women don't want to be respected it's just that most women would rather be desired than respected.

Guys make the mistake of assuming women care about being respected as much as guys do, that is why you'll often hear guys advice women by saying things like " stop exposing your body, so that men would respect you".

I laugh because they just don't get it, they don't get women. Women only start caring about respect when they loose desirability, that is when old age comes and they cannot leverage their looks anymore.

That is why guys who respect women get no pussie.

Nuff said!

So we should start beating them abi?

This ur write up will lead many men astray.

I respect women a lot. If she don't want to give me pussy cos of that, then she can go to sambisa.

I keep saying it....pussy is overrated

PeaceJoyLove:
Uche or what is your name? Na so ibo dey do. When you don flog am with facts and figures...the name is to start insulting one. And I go lash you back.

Who be the fool you called me?

1. Your grandpas and mas. Foolish dem yeye people go fight war with ojwuku...wetin happen? Ojukwu japa. Lol.

2. Your papas and mamas - dem see how dem papa and mama fail, yet they continued. Na to dey beat chests.... wetin dem achieve?

3. You and your siblings....you are the greatest f.ools. lol. If you have technology and all you can do is to just dey yell and become keyboard warrior, na down syndrome be that. Go and make research and see how your GDP be. Your governors are useless....go and check it. No be the N50 dem dey give you to fight tribal war you go still dey collect in this age. Person wey no fit reason well...no be foolish person?

Goodluck!

Jobless person. Continue quoting me. Maybe it gives u orgasms

vanida6:
childish comment!!

excuse me!!! Who are you?

for those of u who think its pusssy. I dey with my babe now for bed. My broda pusssy is overrated. Na bank alert dey give joy pass

PeaceJoyLove:
Shut the crap up.

The usual ibo boy I know will never back down, but you know you have nothing to say. Your people are incompetent and useless. If this is hating on ibos...so be it.

If telling you that your people are hopeless...is hating on ibo . .. so be it.

And I have shown you....if they are competent how can the whole ibo states have a combined GDP lower than Lagos? Yet, you no get head to think. You go dey beat chest.

Una no well. If tell you that you are no well and that you people should sit tight is hating ibo, so be it.

But I am telling you...you cannot get to Aso Rock now. Listen, you cant. Never.....never. you.wcant get there and turn our GDP to how you bastardized your states.

Rather, we will pick SW or SS. But SE, never and never.

Tiv, Ibibio, Itshekiri and other more than 250 tribes in the South also have the right to Aso Rock. Have you not produced a president? Na only you? Only three tribes in south have produced democratic presidents....yoruba, ibo and hausa. And it's only one time each. So what's your problem? Only obasanjo from yoruba land has become president.

No be anyone said you should fight a war. You want to always lead....that's your problem..
So where is the marginalization? What about other tribes?

Na only you?

Don't ever quote me again in your miserable life. Fool

odinson1:
Buying a property in your wife's name is a benefit to you? What nonsense is this?
Common sense will tell you that The wife is will be the owner of said property, so once again,the man benefits nothing.

I swear that guy no wise at all. Its like buying properties for your wife. That is not an achievement at all. If they divorce tomorrow the wife owns everything

PeaceJoyLove:
I hate Obi. Yes, I did.
I hate Okorocha... yes, I did.
But did you mention Soludo that I wrote about?

Did I hate Soludo? No way. That's the guy who gave us victory in our banking system. That's the first CBN governor we enjoyed in this country.

What did I hate in Obi and Okorocha? Incompetency.

If you bring Soludo on board, I will rally around him.

The question is why do I hate Okorocha and Obi?

Obi is the most deceptive guy among all these people. He is a crook. But una no see am.

Did I want Tinubu. Well, not my first choice. But if he is the last man standing... I dont care. As long as he is in tube Lagos connection. If you bring the younger ibo person, forget it. I dont want Nigeria to turn to your useless ibo land. Yes, it is useless. If it is not, you all will not be running out of it. Do I want to live there? God forbid.

As terrible as the north is and as hot as it is, I prefer to stay there.

Did I hate ibo? No, I dont. I have many ibos as friends. And this way I am slamming you is how I slam them. Lol. At the end, we always laugh over it all cos they always know I am saying the the truth.

Mr man, if you want me to start writing in support of you and your tribe, go and bring someone with good brain.

Even if you put down the dead body of Tinubu and the present Obi, see... I will vote the crops of Tinubu. This is to show how I know your Obi is useless.

Did you listen to me? You have 5 or 6 states in your region, and the whole GDP is not up to Lagos. And you want me to vote for one of your useless governors?

I don't have time like u to be typing long stories. Just stop the hate on Igbos. Period

PeaceJoyLove:
It shows how "intelligent" you are.

My stand is this...anyone of the Lagos connecton who wins the primary is a goal. Simple. Not necessarily work directly with Lagos ..but as long as the person understands how Lagos is built...that's the person.

If you like say rubbish. Lagos is the focus. I am not stup.id to vote your Okorocha who was building statues...lol. You all keep shouting Obi Pandora.....I cant see what he did. His legacy shows that his state has a poor GDP..yet, una dey hype am. To do what? Make our GDP dey lower like ibo land?

I have been saying it that the combination of all the GDP of una ibo states "together together"...Lagos will feed all of you and three to four more states after feeding you all. It is from figures and statistics I got this from. So, will I vote for people who made Lagos like this...or your Obi Pandora that turned your inland to a s.h.it?

I am not a fan of Tinubu. You wont see me go out there to campaign for him...but if he is the man APC chooses.. forget it...as old as you say he is....as shaky his hands are....the more "agberos" he brings...I will rather have him there than have any of your useless governors or ex governors rule Nigeria. Never. I follow results. I do not want the sophisticated and honest results of Obi Pandora....See, I prefer the brutal and billion van Tinubu's success in Lagos. That's it. But yet, there are "coded" better candidates than Tinubu who can still lead us. One or two sre already there. So...that's it. If you dont get it...forget it... you are already lost...and thisbis how many of you think in that ibo land...so I am.ot surprised the place is backward. And will continue to be backward....and I assure you that you cant get to Aso rock if you dont change.

Another person I can say yes...let's try is Wike. If you know, you know. But I am not his fan also.

One of the best of all is Soludo. But una no get brain on how to use that guy. Dem go say he is doing Anambra...lol and he cant be president. Mind you...Atiku won his gubernatorial but he didnt resume office for a day. Imagine having Obiano before Soludo. Lol. Una heads no correct at all. Lol. Imagine the number of years it took them. Lol.

That's life for you.

Maybe you haven't been to Lagos ...or maybe you live in a shanty in Lagos. That may be the reason. But if you are educated enough and street smart, you will prefer the worst in Tinubu than the best in Peter Obi.

Your choices have shown how you are. Results are the true judge. Look at your ibos states....the results are there. Lol. God forbids it that the standard you have created in your ibo land is what we will have in Aso Rock in 2023.

When una head correct, you will return to the drawing board to think deep about the truths and facts we always tell you. Right in the face of figures and facts, una go dey behave like say something dey touch for una brain. I have told you many times...you can be first son and then be Lord in your ibo land.....but keep it there. If you try mess in 2023 and try to cause wahala...you go collect am.

Feel free to say anything.....but the moment you start promoting violence cos you are losing or you have seen you will lose, you go collect am. That I assure you.


Goodluck with your choice.

With all the essay u just wrote up there, you just ended up showing us that u are a tribalistic bigot. If u are not, then why do u keep referring to easterners in your quote? U hate Obi, u hate Okorocha, but u love Osinbajo and Tinubu. U are tribalistic to a fault bro. It is because of pple like u that this country can never be one.

Yorubas should stop hating igbos. Lets start from there.

PeaceJoyLove:
I am not a Tinubu supporter, but people like you are the ones making him more popular.
But then, no matter how you see him incompetent, try to visit Lagos and compare it with the whole of your Ibo states. The GDP of Lagos is more than all your states and then can go round three more states.

You better focus on how your ibo states will first make progress.

Tinubu this....Tinubu that... you have your candidate, go campaign for the person. A beg...focus on your candidate and leave Tinubu alone. Ha ba!

You go drink poison ooo eventually if this man becomes the president of Nigeria..na wetin?

U are not a Tinubu fan, yet u dey use style praise him for the achievement of Lagos as if the state wasn't doing fine before he became governor.

U can't deceive everyone bros

Obembet won't paste anything about Ronaldo after tuesday night game. Mark my words

Asiwaju raba don reach nairaland members pocket. See praises from everywhere. Money is really powerful.

SledgeHammerer:
Hope you'll be voting in the APC presidential primary?

There will be no voting.
It will be a consensus candidate

Allisgud:
And who say nice guy don't have purpose in life

Can u imagine?.

Bad guys wey full motor parks and under bridge now has more purpose than nice guys abi?

Confused OP

TotoGame:
That's how Osinachi got her self a bad guy ....now she's dead

No mind dem.

Women are confused set of humans.

Osinachi married a bad guy who turned her into a punching bag. Where she dey now?

czarr:
Gbam!

Women generally are confused when it comes to the men they want in life. At a point (mostly at their youthful age) they want a bad rugged guy. Later in life (after the bad guys must have messed up their life), they wanna settle with a nice gentle guy (whom they rejected in the first place).

My brother forget women. Their matter na only God fit understand am

Camelot65:
"Only a brave man can marry her". What's that supposed to mean?

It simply means that Jim Iyke wasn't a brave man

Iyaebe how market?

Truvelisback:
If u see the Criterias of the man that she wants to marry that she listed in her thread ehn! U would think she wants to employ the man.

Our women these days are so lazy gosh!!! I wish i was born in the 80s

Iyaebe:
Why don’t you just be like your dad? That’s why I always praise our fathers, they are the real and true Alpha

And i always praise our mothers, they are not golddiggers like the kind of woman we have nowadays

Iyaebe:
A woman’s life is not measured by her financial status but it’s part of it, a struggling woman can go into relationship and marriage if the man is capable of providing for her

You see your life?

A struggling woman can go into a relationship as long as she has a pusssy. Cos that's the only thing she needs to contribute in the man's life. Nonsense.

I just hope u are not a feminist sha

Truvelisback:
What should struggling women do?

Nobody has answered this question. Even the op iyaebe dodge the question like bullet.

I'm sure the op is an evening newspaper. Sidon dere dey wait for ready-made husband.

obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo is three goals shy of breaking Carlos Ruiz’s record for most goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers.
Former Guatemala forward Carlos Ruiz holds the record for most goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers.

The striker, who featured in 133 international matches for Guatemala, scored 39 goals in 47 qualifying matches.

Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo could break Ruiz’s record in the upcoming FIFA World Cup 2022 qualifiers.

The Manchester United forward has struck 36 times in 45 qualifying matches and is three goals away from adding yet another record to his resume.

Ali Daeli, who was the leading goalscorer in international football until Cristiano Ronaldo broke the record in September 2021, is third for most goals scored in FIFA World Cup qualifiers.

The legendary Iranian forward scored 34 goals in 49 games and is fondly remembered for his four goals in Iran’s 7-0 win against Laos in a 2006 World Cup qualifying match.

Poland’s Robert Lewandowski has scored 29 goals in 36 World Cup qualifying matches, putting him in fourth spot on the list for most goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers.

The Bayern Munich star has netted a hat-trick on three occasions in World Cup qualifiers and is poised to add more to his tally in the Path C final of their European World Cup qualifiers against Sweden/Czech Republic.

Luis Suarez completes the top five list for players with the most goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers. The Uruguayan attacker has struck 28 times in 60 matches with his most recent goals coming in fixtures against Venezuela and Paraguay.

Most goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers

Source: https://m.allfootballapp.com/news/La-Liga/Top-scorers-in-FIFA-World-Cup-qualifiers-Ronaldos-2nd-Lewandowskis-4th/2800166

Anytime Obembet just finish masturbating with Ronaldo's picture, she comes on nairaland to praise him.

abbey621:
Arindin, did you blame Dangote from profiting from sugar, cement etc? Did you blame Adenuga from profiting from Glo? Na your papa money dem use start business?

Imagine a full grown adult blaming people for his own weakness..... Depression never kill you

Thunder fire all loan sharks. Amen

abbey621:
Shey na your papa's money dem dey loan people? Person dey use hm money do business you dey call am wicked, Nigerians una don finally craze finish

You must be a loan shark.

Thunder go fire all of una.

You want to make 8k interest in less than 2 weeks ontop another man sweat. Thief

You take loan in millions from banks and start ripping people off. Many poor people have died of depression because of you loan sharks. Ole buruku