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PeaceJoyLove:
Still money is what you lack!

Get money. Get focused. That lack in your life is what you need to solve. When you get money, you wont talk like this. Money is your problem. Go hustle!

Do u know that Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos etc don't believe in God? They don't even go to church sef

Abeg anybody wey see Obembet, tell her say we dey wait for her since yesterday to come praise her boyfriend Ororo. Abi she never recover from the wotowoto beating.

Look for hell first. If u find hell, just look opposite u will see heaven.
According to The rich man and Lazarus.
Sense no go kill me

Vicogrin:
Great UNIBEN Na my ALMA MATA be dis o We no ever dey Carry last

Same here. I rep Hall 4

i've had sex with 1000 girls.

OP dey form Solomon. Na so to fck girls easy?

Even if na runs girls dem, ur pocket go tell u howfa

Small time OP go say him dey reach 7 rounds.

If u wanna stop then stop.

Next....

GreyLaw:
She did nothing right. She forged NYSC certificate or something like that. She was supposed to be jailed! She only resigned when the fire was too much for her to take. She would have served out her term if not the way she was hounded. And trust me, if she held an elective post, she would NEVER EVER have resigned, Uk-trained or not.

Don't let her off the hook lightly. What she did would land ordinary Nigerians in prison.

If you know of any other minister who has resigned for any reason whatsoever either because of jail or execution, pls tell us abeg.

We are talking about somebody resigning from his/her position in this country, irrespective of the offence or the punishment.

Get my point?

Nigerians don't resign. it is not in our culture

The only person in public office i know who resigned her position is Kemi Adeosun and guess what...she was raised in the UK

MrFollowFollow:
Immediately I read this comment I knew it was written by one hungry and frustrated individual.

I was not disappointed when I checked your profile and saw a defeated fvck-faced hungry looking fellow!

After reading this nonsense, i checked your profile...


No picture.


You be mumu.

That was how Snoo Dogg was born

President Buhari

Ilamina:
That's why it's called hell

Things happen. .

Remember the burning tree in the bible. .tree burning without the leaves turning into ash

So the burning in hell will be a miraculous burning abi?

Chai!!! Who do you this thing?

Szilard:
Tbh

Both places sound fictious

Imagine a place where all they do is to sing praise and worship... Everyday for Eternity..

Leemao

Imagine hell, a place where people will burn for eternity.

Honestly, it's not hard to see that these are man made concepts na

A lie told well and long enough can and will become the truth.

I may believe there is heaven, but u see that hell.. na fake.

Imagine a human being burning in a fire for eternity. Even the strongest iron go melt after some periods of constant heating.

I used to believe all those crap when i was young. Man don grow up with logical reasoning now

When is Obembet going to give birth for Ronaldo?

Lifesave:
Obi 2023 is a goal.. that is if Nigerians are tired of suffering

They are not tired oooh. They want another London based president

Mkpurumiriaddic:
No jagaban no 2023

Fake arewa

Emilokoiyawon:
All this na shakara. Na when the game start u na go know say Man City no be Man United mate.

Bola Tinubu is the leader we need to take Nigeria to the next level. On your mandate we stand.

Next level This next level wey we dey so never do abi?

Na to kill person una dey find

saintkel:
2023 ELECTION IS FAST APPROACHING. YOUTHS OF NIGERIA, PLZ THINK ON THIS

Gov* *Ganduje* of Kano's daughter married *Gov* *Ajimobi* of Oyo's son!
Yes *bro* , Dangote's Daughter married former IGP *Mohammed's* son!
*Bros* ! *Buhari's* daughter married the richest man's son from *Borno* *State* .
*Abike* *Dabiri* , former lawmaker and now special adviser to the president on foreign matters is now an inlaw to *Gov* . *Ibikunle* *Amosun* , governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, *Prof* *Yemi* *Osibanjo's* daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black *women* in *Nigeria*
*Buhari's son married the daughter of Emir and over 100 private jets came for the marriage but you were not invited.
Their children study *abroad* , start work *abroad* , get married *abroad* , go to hospitals *abroad* , treat headache and cough *abroad* , give birth abroad, establish businesses *abroad* , go for vacation *abroad* , etc

Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow *brothers* *down* in the name of *election* . Believe me, they will be coming to you again *come2023
*Bros* ! If u are only good as *political* *thugs* , ballot box *snatchers* , and not as an *in-law* to them, then u have *Problem* .
# *UseYourBrain*
Forward to every *Youth* you know.

Saraki is working for Atiku, his sister Gbemi is working for Buhari

Obasanjo is working for Atiku, his son Juwon is working for Buhari

Okupe is working for Atiku, his son is working for Buhari

Galadima is working for Atiku, his daughter is working for Buhari

You are sons and daughters of none of these, you are their Defenders on social media.

When CBN job is vacant, they give their children

When FIRS job is vacant, they give their children

When NNPC, NLG, NPA, NIMASA, NCC etc jobs are out, they give to their children

They marry their children off to one another to create future leaders for you the social media Defenders

But when police recruitment form is out, that is public

When civil defence job is out, they give that to you.

When their children crash a car or bike, they fly them to Germany

When their children need good education, they fly them to UK, US, Canada

When your children fall sick, you take them to churches, mosques

When your children are sent out of school, you send them to labour camps - hawking

ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NLC, SARS, STRIKES are yours to battle with in Nigeria

If you think you are doing anybody fighting for these folks, take a look at the mirror and the image you see there is he that you are deceiving - yourself

If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it for you
Be wise enough my brothers and sisters!!
I can only hope this will RESET "Our" BRAINS. God bless you all.

God bless u too bro. You have spoken well

Mosesvic11:
oga you finish 2nd because other teams are not doing well last season, now there are back to form. Did ronaldo stop any man u players not to play? All of them have seen competition this season and there are no where to be found. If not for ronaldo, na relegation get una

Really?

Other teams no do well last season?

How come 2 English teams play champions league final last season?

Bro no vex but u no be man utd fan.

I've been supporting the club before Ronaldo even dream of playing ball. His first game for man utd was against bolton i watched that game.

I like Ronaldo, but he is not the messiah man utd needs now. Period

obembet:
Werey, Messi Has 4 goals in the worst league in Europe. He would have flopped massively if he was playing in the Egyptian League nor Kenyan League

Shut up. You are not a man utd fan. You are just a Ronaldo fan. We the real man utd fans want him to leave.

Its not about how many goals he scores, its about the team doing well and winning trophies.

Without him we finished 2nd, with him see where we dey.

How can a whole man utd be playing conference league with clubs like Ado Den Hag?

If Ronaldo spend another season at man utd, i will deactivate my nairaland account

OscarJaden:
the society doesn't judge women weather they are broke or not


That why must of them see's marriage as an achievement because they believe it the responsibility of the man to take care of their bills

But feminists say women should be given equal opportunities like men. So how come we can't judge them as broke or not like the men?

If we call the OP a simp now, e go be like say we dey yab am.

OscarJaden:
A broke man has no business been in a relationship

Never forget that this bitches will dump your ass once you fail to provide thier necessities and she will move the next guy who is ready

...but a broke woman can have a relationship abi? Or women don't go broke again?

FutureIsFemale:
Tega it's 99.99999% not 70%

Nairaland hoeloeshos supporting one of their kind

obembet:
He is the reason PSG lost in RO16 Missed a crucial penalty.
Nonsense and overrated player.

Your boyfriend CR7 must play conference league next season. And i don't want to hear any excuse from u

Dpatch:
Let's help u get a Grenada passport,that gives u access to over 150 countries including China, Britain etc...
Our offices are in vi,festac and cilty mall cms.

Optiva? I have a friend who works there

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
What's missing from your table ? And where exactly is the table ? Give me an answer

Come my house i go show u the table

Winters23:
It doesn’t matter if she cheats or not as long as they got the ASSets…

Damn niggar...

You wanna make me use vaseline on a sunday

SugarCake:
Will Smith is ur father.

Not possible. I ain't no simp

Candidlady:
There is this place by the filling station opposite that transformer where that school is beside a Church


You should see a spot there

So you are the one i saw that night