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A hat trick without a dive or a penalty...now dat's how d best player scores his hat trick. Na lie?

diksucker:
ONE gud tin i like so much abt early marriage is that u get to birth ur kids so early. and u grow wit ur kids. and enjoy life. some omotolas mates are stil waiting 4 d right man to mary whereas she wil soon b a grand mum in few years to cum. am 32, wish i am already married and hav like 2 or 3 kids

Maybe wen u stop sucking dik

Life Drama part 2

folabayo1:
Well I don't think being a virgin is lack of opportunity its all about choice..Am still a virgin my self and I appreciate and value so much.

Den i suggest u become a rev. sister so u wnt have 2 worry abt loosing it

OP, hw much 2baba give u to remove his name frm d list?

10. Faking org.as.m
biko if you are not digging him romantically, don't pretend! what's the point of building his ego(sexually) and losing out on yourself . tell him upfront(but codedly) . all but few women do this, its just not right.
you are terrible! tell that guy he's not trying, stop giving him false hope. that's why most of 'em come on here to brag about their sexcapades(which most dont hold water but unknown to them) and these girls who have bfs that brag here will be laughing silently. y'all girls whose bfs ain't really /not trying at all, tell 'em to help 'em to help you !

but remember, codedly o.
have read a lot about these fake orgasms , I don't think its right at all.

all those fake moans, there's God o![/quote]Oya com swear say u neva fake org.asm b4, expecialy after u don receive bank alert or pin. LOL

I'm sure Mr flavour N'abania will luv dis. Ukwu in crisis.

Wait o! Did i hear sum1 say she is a virgin?

alobam1:
Why on Gods earth do people have unprotected sex?i just dont know why?am a unrepentant member of the team Condom..infact i havent had unprotected sex since having being having sex since 2001.until i get married..its team condom..

still go 4 test o. Sometyms condoms can misbehave

clevvermind:
This is what dick and puss'y can do.

Dis dude go lyk fvcking a lot

ireneony:
me am celibacy, if every Nigeria celibate over a period of time....this HIV/AIDS will reduce drastically

but Calabar and Benue babes no go gree na.

Lets just pray dat ebola doesnt come bck 2 nigeria, because HIV dey learn 4 where ebo dey o. By d way, benue and calabar nko?

Lol. Most of una just dey form hard guys 4 nairaland.

Ladies want guys dat r caring

Now hw can u be caring without being nice first?

A guy can be nice 2 a lady as long as she no dey fvck up but once she begin misbehave, show her d other side of u. Simple

Amefrica:
Everybody owes debt, either one way or the other.. This shouldn't be a news, they should settle themselves and not crying to our ears..

I'm not owing any debt.

Khiaa (and dat ur boyfrnd with one kind name lyk dat) If after all dese una "love drama" d two of una no marry, omo na big time fvckkkk up ooh.

DrDauda:
Yes AM A SHORT MAN, with taLl pockets; bring your punnany let me slot my short fat prick into it, then you can go and give testimony on sunday; go and ask about me from born2fuck in sexuality thread .

U are short...dats all we need to knw. Thank u

3cycle:
Babe stay away from this lady, she is married to a short guy and you know short people are very aggressive, may be he has transferred the aggressive nature to her maka ome piawa ghi isi...

@op. Your husband is short so don't come advising us to marry short ppl because you did.
Not all tall guys are good likewise the short ones, if you are lucky enough to marry a tall guy you won't be lamenting here.

Youmustbetallorforgetit....

Hahahahaha! Funniest post so far.

Divorce is still legal sha. She fit try again. No be our fault na. Abi mek we go cut down our height? Lol

Onyiridike:
Could you please explain what you mean by 'too less'?

You can manage a very tall man who is dirty and snores while he sleeps

You can manage a tall man who cannot put food on your table

You can manage a tall man who beats you up at every slightest provocation

You can manage a tall man who dresses like a vulcanizer to church

Among others.

Don't tell me that the wife of Lionel Messi OR Obafemi Martins is managing him.

My sister, is even my husband that is managing me because I don't think I will ever achieve what he has achieved. Therefore, I look up to him.

May be you are still 16years. You will grow to understand life better.

OP, I depicted 2 things frm dis post:

1.) u obviously have a beef 4 tall guys.

2.) u probably married ur husband because of his achievements(financially), which is typical of naija ladies.

Wetin tall guys do u sef?

U're even discouraging other gals frm desiring tall men. Haba!

Weda u marry tall/short guy is none of our f*cking biz.

Its alright if u beef me. I'm almost 6' tall, and incase u dnt knw, i luv my gal

Nickijoy:
Major turnoff for me..

Dis chic go like money dieeeeee

O boi u r lucky o. She dey give u dat tin 24/7 and u dey complain? Abegiiiii! Mek i hear say she open next time and u no gree enter. Y u dey form 4 us na?

If its 4 a fling, a date, or a one-night-stand, i will go 4 a hot curvy lady wit big big tins. But if its 4 marriage, because of my unborn children, i will settle 4 a pretty face. I just cant stand ugly kids, besides, most young gals luk lyk their mothers.

stillchris:
no. capital NO. she's sooo boooring in bed. as in ehn! i've only gine twice with her just once since 2 years we've been dating(although we don't live together). sometimes sef i never cum for first round she don dey tell me sey she's tired. God! i'm so happy to let it out now cos aside from her, i haven't complained to anyone else and she still doesn't want to improve.

i know some will ask why I'm still with her. well, she's smart and very caring and well brought up. but the sexx, NO NO.

I've played away but yet to meet a babe to beat her personality.

I like dis guy jooh.

With gr8 joy in my heart, i warmly welcum all batch 'b' otondos 2 d NYSC scheme. Camp is fun, so have d best of it. Joke wit d soldiers, dnt b scared of dem. Visit mammy, go 2 social nite and hook up. Attend their boring lectures, eat their two spoons of beans, and most importantly...MARCH!! MARCH!! MARCH!!!

Corpers weeeeeeeee!
U reply "waaaaaaaaa"

Wee Wee Wee!
U reply "waa waa waa"

Learn d rest by urselves. Lol

See u guys in 3wks time. Have fun...

Frm uchesis 13A.

mencade5: Hi everybody, uchesis and co, hw una dey o? About my straffing, i will tell u later.

I trust u on dat one. Lol

ekeroyal: Ok I will help you

1. If you want "tips", join the Nigeria Police Force and make sure you're sent to a good highway.

2. Go to Onitsha market, if you really want a good one or since you said Lagos, to to Alaba.

3. How much you budget for depends on what exactly you want. If you want CK, Wrangler, Black,......and the like carry $10 -15 for each. Else you could go get five(5) yards of white cloth and start cutting and joining them. Your mates are doing it.

4. In camp you must wash for yourself, "no option". In fact it's part of the sure. So brace up and start practising now.

5. Who told you bathrooms are bad? Don't ever mention that again or you both will be arrested for Blasphemy. You'd get a 5 Star apartment. Just pray you guys are mixed as in males & Females in you apartment (I promise it's gonna be classic)

6. Finally, you don't need to thank me. It's my pleasure.




Now go and look for the thread which reads "NYSC Batch B 2013 House".





Good morning all Landlords and Landladys here. Respect!!

Mr Ekeroyal, i can c dat u r not a corper.
Have u 4gotten "clothes 2 wash" "water 2 fetch"?
Oya U go 2 business section... Lol

Abeg where is dat my guy Mencade?
Make him com tell us hw many gals him don stra.....ff

donmudia: A girl was in tears as her sin came hunting her after months, she redeploy with fake marriage certificate nd her dis-charge certificate carry the fake husband name ... Ntoooooor

Shebi i tell am b4?

ideology: good pals
how's the going?
pls what's the difference between corpers lodge and family house?
thanks

Example 4 u:
Corpas lodge=D house behind Adambe Comm. Sec. Sch, Obanliku.

Family house=D house behind St. Joseph Catholic Church, Sankwala.

If u stil dnt undastand, u r wrong...
Lol

Martowskin: My fellow corp members, I need ur help cos am confuse......I gave an assignment to my student, they failed d questions, I gave d same questions as class work, they still failed it, I finally gave dem correction and set d same questions as test, is so furstrating marking d scripts cos dey ar still failing. Is it that am not doin my job or d student ar naturali dull....av tried to cari 70% of d clas alng, bt all I can still hold is 25%....I don tire

Ur own beta na. Me i no dey carry anybody along again. I don fall sick 3 times because of dem, and na only 3k skul dey pay me...

Martowskin: My fellow corp members, I need ur help cos am confuse......I gave an assignment to my student, they failed d questions, I gave d same questions as class work, they still failed it, I finally gave dem correction and set d same questions as test, is so furstrating marking d scripts cos dey ar still failing. Is it that am not doin my job or d student ar naturali dull....av tried to cari 70% of d clas alng, bt all I can still hold is 25%....I don tire

Then Quit! Afta all, to serve naija is nt by force.

Oya nw i don show...
Its bin a long time oh.
Cant wait 4 d fresh otondos 2 enta camp make i laf dem small... Hehehehehehe!!!

bones101: are we going to be allowed to toast girls there in the camp?

U r allowed 2 toast, mammylize, and even fucq dem wella in camp, but na insyd sumwhere o. Words frm a 13A crosskopa.. Lol
By d way, if u r posted 2 obubra camp, we get one special 'airport' 4 serious strafffing.
Anyways, gudluck on ur posting sha...