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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



JFTD:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:



10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6 Is it a penal offence?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't 1. Think you can

get me off?



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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:



10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't 1. It's not

fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!



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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:



10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your party?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't 1. Hold up! I

need to wash my balls first!



"Faith, Hope and Love abide these 3, but the greatest of these is Love"

Get me bodied and Listen. Powerful vocals there

was used. who said they don’t? I have two cousins that have HND and are in the Banks (but they have upper credit sha)

They were dating identical twins not the same girl. LOL

Like someone said the take home is different from the annual figure. You cant just take the annual figure and divide by 12 and expect that to be the take home. No. There are tax deductions, Quarterly and so on allowances. So anyone stating any figure should state the aannual and the take home

@thread creator well-done

You dint see your address cuz you were blind copied, it’s a way of preventing your email from being spammed because am sure they had to send the mail at once

Wat has Dangote gat to do with this This is just a tribalism and an anti – obasanjo write up

@Jiro Heya accept my condolence! Imagine having to stay at home since 2005 and you are not still sure when you are going to serve! I pray they include you in the Sept list.
At the person that said private universities should fund the scheme for their students I hope that was a joke
Oyedepo has echoed the sentiments of Nigerian students the scheme has lost its meaning. Anyways even if they scrap it today am already serving and will have to complete it! But for the sake of others. Imagine staying at home for 2 yrs waiting for NYSC. By the time you finish you would be above 27 the maximum age for entry level for good jobs. This is so sad

Change your bank account o! cuz next time you make a transaction on that account EFCC will be on you like a bad joke

*peeking in*

I think nothing can shock me again jore

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/dangote-story.htm

all haters should check that link. An interview with SUN newspaper today

My story goes thus: I was on my period with the usual cramp0s and all. So I went to the bathroom to have my bath and numbed with pain and all I forgot my pad in my pants on the tap of the shower. A couple of hrs later my uncle that was staying with us called me using a stick to hold up my pant and pad and told me to dispose it properly. And lectured me on how a girl should be impeccably neat and all. AM very light in complexion, when he left I looked at the mirror (cuz I wanted to slap myself) my cheeks were red. Ive had other embarrassing moments in my 21 years on earth but they all pale in comparism to this

I have everything against NYSC and every NYSC related affair

All I will say is that the rate of crime will increase in direct proportion to the rate of graduates forced to lie fallow pending on when NYSC / Govt organize themselves

I cant believe the bad news I just received now

i said precisely that

Do you know the meaning of naïve It means immature! What does that have to do with me asking if he meant covenant. Am I supposed to know every university in the world. Pls pls pls I take God beg you. Don’t insult me. I don’t think iv ever refered to you in this forum before. Just carry your wahala pass my side abeg! We are not kids here

o abeg. His assets are too much for a governor / business man

To have fun, for companionship, to have a confidante, to pay and receive attention, to fall in luv, to find one’s soulmate, for ready made sex and eventually to get married

Damn @poster. You mean another guy strafed her just like that

the keys to central banks’ vault

redeployments can be arranged for a fee. I had friends that did this. Il try to get their contact no for you. But be careful don’t fall into the hands of dupes. Triple check before you part with money

wow see batch B people too have started posting. Remember when we (Batch A) were discussing pre-camp. There is hope for us then. It will soon be over for us too. Good luck to all batch B outgoing corpers. Pray you find a good job easily and for batch A corpers that are not serving in a good place. Start posting your CV everywhere possible now

who me? I don’t know anyone there. I just said my friend went to jand to do ACCA and came home with a B.Sc degree and ACCA certificate.

wow! subscribing to thread

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