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Travel › Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by uchman(m): 8:16am On Jan 30, 2020
Tetehjewels:
Lmao I am sure you can read the letter in the OP and see that your "till when will it end" is now redundant
Igbo adage says that

"Ositadimma odibara gboo"

If it becomes good today, it started on time...
Business › Any Clearing Agent At Port Harcourt Port? by uchman(op): 8:13am On Jan 30, 2020
Any agent at PH port, please show up let's know you.

Not only Lagos clearing agents will be advertising here...

Don't we have clearing agents at PH port?
Travel › Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by uchman(m): 8:09am On Jan 30, 2020
Any clearing agent at Port Harcourt port?
Travel › Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by uchman(m): 8:07am On Jan 30, 2020
chukel:
Very commendable. However I have my fears about the warri terminal. The youths will constitute themselves into greater nuisance
Na that one dey fear me bro
Travel › Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by uchman(m): 8:04am On Jan 30, 2020
Tetehjewels:
Where did the government refuse other ports services when they have been busy upgrading and dredging those ports in order to be able to handle vessels accordingly.

Abi you dey smoke gin?
Upgrading and dredging till when will it end?
Till now that Lagos port is saturated?

It's obvious and glaring bro...
Travel › Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by uchman(m): 8:00am On Jan 30, 2020
Racoon:
What Lagos the only port in Nigeria before? Why must the govt refused other regions port services in the first place? It is simply an belatedly late economic indecision by the government.Well, as zombies, whatever the failure does is always right.
You are right,
He is now remembering eastern ports because Lagos is congested if not, he may not remember them.

Did Nigeria started today?
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 7:41am On Jan 30, 2020
Gundi:
Good morning house, I'm still expecting a response to my questions please. I'll be grateful if anyone who can kindly give an answer.

Thank you.
Brother,

Getting a job online is possible but you will need to be on ground.


Holding of your passport is not legal but it depend on your employer and the type of job.

What you will sign is a 2 years contract with the company.
Allowing you to travel is near impossible but some may do it.

In UAE, everyday is work except fridays, so if you leave your job and travel, who will do it for you?

Some one can visit you from all over the world, that's your right whether you are working or not...

Are you coming with work permit or 3 months Visa?

Try to come with 3 months Visa and most of your questions will sort itself out.


Any other question?

Regard
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 7:34am On Jan 30, 2020
boombah:
Guys the visa is finally out. It took longer than expected but he's saying He wont give me the details to verify unless I pay the balance. Can I proceed guys ? I need ideas on this
Ask him to send the half Visa for verification before further payment...
Education › Re: Solved by uchman(m): 6:39am On Jan 29, 2020
I have not pointed out any problem from what you wrote
Travel › Re: CEO Of Air Peace Boards Economy Class, Excites Other Passengers (photos) by uchman(m): 6:35am On Jan 29, 2020
I guess he is the one smiling, nobody should tell me that the mean one on glasses is not the boss?
Romance › Re: Is There Correlation Between Shoe Size And Penis Size by uchman(m): 6:28am On Jan 29, 2020
If you wan go choke girl,
Wear size 47 use paper support your legs inside
Romance › Re: Reactions As Man "Returns" His Wife To In Laws Because Of Her Wide Private Part by uchman(m): 6:24am On Jan 29, 2020
I no go lie, this topic sweet me...
Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by uchman(m): 5:34am On Jan 29, 2020
farnet:
I can recall you have altercation with someone here a time ago about the genuineness or otherwise of your claims. I am not saying you are fraud but one can't be judged thinking so , not with what we know and see everyday in naija here. It has been you being the tutor, n now its someone else. Same WhatsApp no. U made 90 all through, now 83 in speaking. You even tutor Ielts also just after one month of struggling to pass it. Chinedu with a konk yoruba accent. Let's all be careful people.
He no learn work well,
Chinedu with Konk yoruba accent...
How can you put the 2 together?
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by uchman(m): 5:30am On Jan 29, 2020
RalphJean:
The bolded is racist sha.
It may be a joke, but it’s racial stereotyping, which is not good.

Imagine if an Indian forum sees the data on Nigeria and writes: Expect more terrorists, fraudsters (419) and Thieving/fraudulent pastors...
Will you interpret it as a joke?

By the way:
India population estimate (2018): 1,352,617.33
Nigeria population estimate (2018):195,874.74

Source: https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.POP.TOTL?locations=IN
Imagine population,
India pass us well well,
Remove 1 million, they still have 352,617.33
While Nigeria
195,874.74 like times 2 will be equal to the Indians quoted.
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 4:56pm On Jan 28, 2020
Topshow4real:
Hi bro. Can you send me your uae number, I need you to guide me on something. I sent you a pm, kindly reply. Thanks
Ok brother,
Will reply soon...
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 2:42pm On Jan 28, 2020
NONNYG:
Hahaha, see mentality shaa

Anyway let's meet this Friday if you're still in Dubai, bills on me
Nonny,
Free that guy,
His type will never learn...
He believes everybody started the journey same time...

Yes,
The beginning in UAE is never easy but gradually, all does will be paid and suffer will end...

Never despise the days of your little beginning in UAE...
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 5:12pm On Jan 27, 2020
Sicilyjoe:
Another load of trash, why won't u have some ladies working hard in dubai when u are ready to pay them 50 and above dhs for one Bleep
Sorry abeg,
We no dey fight...
You win!
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 2:46pm On Jan 27, 2020
Sicilyjoe:
Rubish maybe u are one of the fake and greedy agent in dubai
Slow down Oga,
We all will not be frustrated at the same time...
You are not man enough to hustle...
Even some ladies are also working in Dubai without complaining,
all you do all over your post is to keep whining...

All you know is agent,
Do you think agent is the only means of survival in UAE?

You have a shallow mind and you must be flocking with like minds...

No gold anywhere bro...
You must rise up,
Hustle,
And be rich
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 1:26pm On Jan 27, 2020
[quote author=Gharnew112 post=86150356][/quote]Talking about professional jobs in UAE,
Most qualified is considered more than others.

It's only casual work that preference comes into play bro...
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 11:38am On Jan 27, 2020
Sicilyjoe:
Dubai is better experience than writing long episode, the must expensive country in the world, but they will not hear, if 95% of naijas see the money they spend to come to dubai today they will return immediately.
Change your mindset about UAE and change your sets of friends.
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 11:24am On Jan 27, 2020
NIGHTLIFE100:
You mean if 95% of Nigerians in Dubai sees 700k or Max 1m they’ll return back to Nigeria lol. You must be one of those Nigerians working in scrapyard
I tire for that bros...

I have been in this country for 8 years now and I have also visited or lived in few other countries in between.

UAE is one of the best for me and I have made here my second home after Nigeria.

UAE may not be favouring most Nigerians because we don't like paying dues before flexing...

In business...
You must serve an Oga before being an Oga.

In education,
You must first study Engineering for 5 years, go for your NYSC, register with accessing bodies like NSE, COREN before claiming to be an Engineer.

How many years have you spent in UAE?

Do you know that salary grows with years of experience?

Have you heard of GCC work experience before?

If you come from 3rd world countrie's certificate,
before you can work as a professional in UAE, you must have 2 years GCC work experience as an assistant or a helper...

There are thousands of things to do in Dubai but you will need to hang around the country,
have a positive mindset,
scamp around for opportunities,
associate with like minds,
have patient and above all pray and believe in God's work.

Do you have skill
Can you barb(20/30 aed) per head, do it after your daily work because guys in other countries sometimes do like 2 to 3 different jobs.

Business...
Do you think UAE don't have business opportunities too?
You must be a learner if you dont know that...

98% of Hilux driven in Nigeria,
Like 30% of Lexus jeeps and cars,
Mercedes Benz, some Toyotas came in from UAE...

40% of Used automobile parts,
Cloths,
Perfumes
TV,electronics,ACs, washing machines, a lots of them comes from Dubai.

Have you heard of Royal furnitures company in Sharja...
40% of furnitures comes from Dubai.

Phones,
Laptops,
Phone accessories,
Electricals,
Building materials,
Rice(before banning)
Groundnut oil...

Nigerian business men buys them all from Dubai.

Do any job given to you and channel your salary to one business.

Before you come to UAE, ask questions on other things to involve your money in, learn it from Nigeria for maybe a month.

Just learn a little, oyibo go teach you others here...

A cousin of mine in USA have been complaining that his salary was not enough,

I had to tell him that big boiz I know in USA,
most of them imports cars or used car parts.

Yes you must soil your hands,
but the pay will be there.

Come prepared...
Then come to Dubai
Travel › Re: Giving Birth In Brazil by uchman(m): 2:27pm On Jan 26, 2020
Lankesolanke:
Can you let people know the process and step you took,not just dropping comments and running off pls..thank you
That's the main reason for this thread,
Thank God,
Someone now, has first hand experience beside the OP I guess...
Politics › Re: PDP leadership Under Pressure To Change The Party's Name by uchman(m): 7:27am On Jan 26, 2020
bkool7:
Change of name can't help them.
We know all of them
We want new and uncorrupted faces
Yes,
We’v known them already and we ain’t going to vote them again.
They should go and retire
Health › Re: Chinese President, Xi Jinping Reveals That Coronavirus Spread Is Accelerating by uchman(m): 7:23am On Jan 26, 2020
juvewalex:
How was the name for the disease coronavirus determined ?
That’s why sometimes I don’t take them serious
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 4:44pm On Jan 25, 2020
Sicilyjoe:
Yes is hard to see them online , even to watch live match na big wahala, unless u check livescores
This guy self!
Your savage no be here
Autos › Re: 2001 Passat Car At 350 by uchman(m): 5:48am On Jan 25, 2020
Tinamoore:
Exactly!!! Can you imagine this demolaeby of a guy.
God!!!! So many criminal minded people online.

This guy indicated interest in my car, went for inspection and we agreed on a price. He's been procrastinating payment only for him to come here advertising my car as his own without my permission. In saner climes, I would have sued this guy.

Please deal with this guy at your own risk, the car is mine. The only issue with it is overheating. I wanted to work on it but decided otherwise after some advices I got here. I don't know Jack about cars hence I cannot continue with it.

DEMOLAEBY PLEASE THIS IS NOT YOUR CAR. STOP !!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/4944048/volkswagen-passat-v8-sale-250k

THATS THE LINK TO MY EARLIER ADVERT ON THIS SAME CAR OD MINE.

I HAVE ALREADY INSTRUCTED MY SISTER AND MUM NOT TO REALEASE MY KEY TO YOU FOR ANY OTHER INSPECTION. LET ME SEE HOW YOU INTEND SELLING WHAT IS NOT YOURS WITHOUT THE OWNER'S PERMISSION.
I thought you intended selling the car, he is looking out for customers for you, all you need to do is to calm down and your money will be given to you...
Autos › Re: Brand New 2019/20 Hyundai H1 Bus. 12 Million by uchman(m): 4:39am On Jan 25, 2020
searchng4love:
12 million naira on this..... Ol'boy your joke too much
He said brand new not Toks and also check the year of production.
Education › Re: University by uchman(m): 4:36am On Jan 25, 2020
Timbers:
Account no : 3142987060

Bank: First bank

Or my GoFundMe campaign

https://www.gofundme.com/f/i-am-raising-money-for-my-university-matriculation?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

Thanks for your kind donations
I don't understand...
What do you want to use money for during matriculation?

Do you know there are much things that needed money not even matric?

Biko bring down your details from that post ok
Travel › Re: Please Help.... by uchman(m): 4:29am On Jan 25, 2020
Sometimes,
Applying for another degree ain't easy because of age both here and in other countries...

Why not try graduate diploma or pgd
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 4:17am On Jan 25, 2020
eazylion01:
Because UAE's visa is easy I see people that doesn't have skill or professionals flocking to Dubai for greener pasture,some won't even make research. I worked in UAE for 6 months in Ajman. The work na die,it's not easy to get jobs in Dubai. Most companies would rather employ paki,Nepal,Indians etc. Nigerians too much problem. Pls advice for anyone intending to go to Dubai,don't go there with ur last "card",if u don't have sponsor back in ur home country or plan B. And if u are thinking of crime,their security is top notch. You will be caught in no time. Besides stay off Arab girls,they are hard to come across anyways. Uae is fun if u are loaded with cash,not for struggling hustlers. I am looking forward to go back this year
You nailed it brother...
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by uchman(m): 4:15am On Jan 25, 2020
glowingflame7:
Very true. Also one must be circumcised during medicals whether you have done it before or not so as to get the real Emirates ID. Then one has to drink Albab boiled feaces during deposit of first salary to the UAE bank. What else? Everything you hear is very true brother.
All true bro,
All true
Romance › Re: Meet The Nigerian Couple Who Never Met Physically Until Their Wedding by uchman(m): 11:57am On Jan 24, 2020
DaddySoftapple:
The boobs of the lady is missing and why is she multi colored?

face is yellow and hands are black.

You are in Nigeria while another nigga in UK is busy giving your supposed wife doggy, monkey, lizard, snake and elephant style in the UK.

some men mumu Sha!!
How can you wife a woman that has a flat breast like Aboki fried eggs?

Common sense should tell the man that her body count should be the population of China.
I hope that's not Pocohantas Sha.

she could be lying about living in the UK.
Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.
Why the hate bro?

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