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FamilyRe: What Percentage Of Your Salary Goes For Rent? by ukaface(f): 8:53pm On Apr 29, 2023
27%
TravelRe: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 6:33pm On Apr 29, 2023
CanadaOrBust:
No be that kind of Moslem country. They no carry Moslem for head. Some say na why that earthquake hit them
Nonsense thinking
SportsRe: IGP Commends Juliet Ukah, Woman Police Fighter. by ukaface(f): 12:05pm On Apr 29, 2023
Rubbiish:
See her face like ukaface
I don notice your post Rubbiish
EducationRe: I Was Born With It” – Nigerian Student Who Speaks In Clean British Accent Explai by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Me na pidgin and Igbo accent them born me with
No accent is superior, all this accent no matter for heaven.
PoliticsRe: Rauf Aregbesola In 1999(photo) by ukaface(f): 10:53pm On Apr 28, 2023
How did he become a politician?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Back Tinubu, Politics Time Is Over – Wike (Video) by ukaface(f): 10:29pm On Apr 28, 2023
What of front him?
TravelRe: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Apr 28, 2023
CanadaOrBust:
Not all white women are “white women”. White women in Turkey have totally different mentality from white women in US, UK.
Also, Turkey is a moslem country
As E come be Moslem country that will na make matters worse if he had asked for sex
PoliticsRe: Buhari & Tinubu: Outgoing President Leading The Way For The Incoming President by ukaface(f): 7:05pm On Apr 28, 2023
Two old ur_ _ _ _s
TravelRe: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 7:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
He obviously didn’t ask for sex because he knows white women no get chills like black women… just saying. He for ask na, make the woman call am molestor or rapist so that they can arrest him.

Abegi
FamilyRe: You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens (pix) by ukaface(f): 7:00pm On Apr 28, 2023
Okay
So make we accept say men Dey cheat aka men are scum

Then we need to stay with a cheating man
I Dey come make I carry biro and book come, i need all the teachings I can get before them marry me….



Oya, point 3?
RomanceRe: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by ukaface(f): 6:57pm On Apr 28, 2023
Which one be marine kingdom? Lol

I carry 7… Oya call me the chief grin grin
RomanceRe: Guy's Reply That Got The Internet Talking (screenshot) by ukaface(f): 6:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Me I’m curious to know her reply afterwards

Probably ‘ k’ or ‘ lol’ or ‘ really?’ Or ‘ are you for real’
TravelRe: How Do I Behave Myself When I Go Abroad by ukaface(f): 1:01am On Apr 28, 2023
Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.
Advice:
When In Rome, behave like the Romans
Please emulate the good

Here in youkay, e no Dey hard me to identify Nigerians including me and my friends. We can be unnecessary loud….lol, but some Dey form ( me Dey form die)

You go Dey alrigh, all the best
FamilyRe: My Boyfriend Should Earn 800k Before I'll Agree To Marry Him. by ukaface(f): 12:58am On Apr 28, 2023
How much is she earning?
Abi na only man suppose earn more?
No Dey give pressure, unnecessary pressure to those gender. Difference between the two gender na different genitals, we all human. Society just giving unnecessary pressure to them.
Well, the gender also like the hype and pressure so Wetin be my own sef.
FamilyRe: My Wife Hates My Daughter From My First Wife by ukaface(f): 5:23pm On Apr 27, 2023
Abeg
Tell am to comot
Dunno why she would be maltreating a girl that committed no offence to her
Send am comot since she no wan marry.

Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Our So-called Men Of God Failed In Their Prophesies - Keyamo by ukaface(f): 9:54am On Apr 27, 2023
obi2eze:
Lol. This one no know wetin dey wait for them in May. They're laughing and rejoicing too early. Make dem wait first make Tinubu become President make we see.
You get it?
I can’t wait for Tinubu to take over sef
Make we see
RomanceRe: A Chat That Caused Mixed Reactions Between Men & Women Online by ukaface(f): 9:48am On Apr 27, 2023
Parizz:
take 50k make I chop your pussy
I blame you?
RomanceRe: A Chat That Caused Mixed Reactions Between Men & Women Online by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Apr 26, 2023
Abeg who fit send me 2k
CelebritiesRe: Saint Von Colucci Dies After 12 Surgeries To Look Like BTS Singer, Jimin by ukaface(f): 4:19pm On Apr 25, 2023
Werey olosha grin grin
RomanceRe: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by ukaface(f): 4:19pm On Apr 25, 2023
Old things are passed away, behold all things have become new.

I don’t remember anything about an ex
I don delete the file memory for junk/ bin.
My head can’t be occupying unnecessary things grin grin
PoliticsRe: "No Serious Leader Will Go On Rest" - Peter Obi by ukaface(f): 3:52pm On Apr 25, 2023
If na me be Obi, I go just sidown if Nigeria wan scatter make e scatter. Or I relocate go one better country if Naija wan burn make e burn. I no like stress

When doom visit them, dem go wail shegebanza
CrimeRe: Man Accused Of Stealing Manhood By Asking For Favour Caught By Soldiers (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:48pm On Apr 25, 2023
How does this kinda jazz work
Like na only scrot.um go remain? Abi all of them go disappear? I no understand
PoliticsRe: Concerns As Buhari Government Passes On N46 Trillion Debts To Tinubu by ukaface(f): 3:45pm On Apr 25, 2023
Tinubu will pay it
PoliticsRe: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 10:56pm On Apr 24, 2023
blowjohn:
We can say the same thing about hundreds of politicians in the country if ur talking about looks.

But come to think of it, the leaders that look meek, nice and soft, were even scam.

I can name many.

And if u use looks to judge a leader, then ur not being fair.
Not just looks for Him sef
But you go know say the man Dey run some underground things
PoliticsRe: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 9:34pm On Apr 24, 2023
BJanta:
Is eating agbado not better and more acceptable than eating human flesh, you bloody cannibalist? As if there's any good thing from the Southeast.
Shey you no go want make them chop you first?
Abi how many igbos don chop human being for lagos
If you wan attack, attack with something obvious not one lame sh.it that would make you seem slow. Like now I fit say most Yorubas are abusive and dirty because na true as I don witness am. #this-is just an advice with an example.
So start again.
That guy you mention 1
You 0
PoliticsRe: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 9:33pm On Apr 24, 2023
blowjohn:
Am team obi.
But I don't get the hatred for this man tinubu.
Most people I ask always reply that he is a drug Barron.

But it still doesn't justify the hatred. I just don't get it.
He is evil, he looks the part sha
That man way no straight
PoliticsRe: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 9:31pm On Apr 24, 2023
deavicky:
He wants to rest!!!! So what has he been doing abroad.
Collecting IV fluid obviously…… hahahahahahhaahahha
PoliticsRe: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 9:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
"Allow me to rest, eat Amala, and sleep.

Work will commence tomorrow"
🤩🤩🤩

Yes o!! Thank God for bringing you back home safe and healthy sir.
God bless Asiwaju.
check my signature for free stuffs!
According to WHO, health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
RomanceRe: The Girl I Spent Money On Dumped Me Like Trash,I’ll Never Fall In Love Again by ukaface(f): 9:25pm On Apr 24, 2023
kyber:
You wouldn’t know
From your write up I know

You know she is manipulating you Abi controlling you, but you keep allowing it because you love her. Again, you ain’t serious. Read your write up again and imagine someone else telling you that, then give your advice.
RomanceRe: The Girl I Spent Money On Dumped Me Like Trash,I’ll Never Fall In Love Again by ukaface(f): 9:02pm On Apr 24, 2023
kyber:
Yeah
I’m telling you, you ain’t serious
PropertiesRe: ₦500 Million Lagos House Causes A Stir Online by ukaface(f): 9:01pm On Apr 24, 2023
I trust Alpha male of NL to be able to fund this
Y’all can’t be bearing alpha male for only sex and marriage na
RomanceRe: Empress Njahma Shed tears of Joy As Ex-Lover Arrested Over Leaked Nude (pic) by ukaface(f): 8:44pm On Apr 24, 2023
But me no see any leaked nude o?
Did he leak it, or threatened to leak it?

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