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Politics › Re: Workers’ Day: NLC Demands For 65 Years Retirement Age by ukaface(f): 10:16am On May 02, 2023
Una no wan rest?
Suffer hard no Dey tire Una
As I Dey like this, if I don get all the investments I get for mind even if na age 40/50/55 Omo I go rest o.

God even know say he no create me to Dey suffer upandan say I Dey work.
Romance › Re: Ladies Would You Remain With Your Spouse If He Suddenly Goes Broke? by ukaface(f): 10:09am On May 02, 2023
xendra:
[/b]Men will you stick to your woman if she suddenly loses a leg and both eyes and cant function in the house and bedroom anymore?[b]

its how this gender that is not capable of loving anyone genuinely are always quick to demand being loved.

only 2% of men are good and this 2% dont make noise o, its the terrible ones that will always come out to talk nonsense about women and relationship
Really, no man can do that
He go sha get side chick or another wife. Bet it with me.
Romance › Re: Ladies Would You Remain With Your Spouse If He Suddenly Goes Broke? by ukaface(f): 10:06am On May 02, 2023
No na
I will dump him


Yes na, before nkor
Why won’t I stick with him? If he goes broke, everybody for the family don go broke na so what will be the need of dumping him? So after dumping him and he gets rich again I will na come back?

Even my mama go swear for me if I do such Abeg o

How you go even ask this kind question? Be like Una no understand Wetin be marriage o
For better for worse ni o, I still Dey reason Wetin go make me leave man wey I don marry ( them plenty, make God just help person)But definitely not financially going broke, for crying out loud I would be working na, so I can still support kwanu.
This question is giving me headache sef.

Modified:
If he goes broke as a result of the reason made by the moniker above me
Eheehhn, I will tell him to go and be getting support from the woman he spent money on.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Breaks Silence On UK Ordeal, Apapa & Lai Mohammed's Statement by ukaface(f): 10:23pm On May 01, 2023
Kaido:
Don't let your husband or boyfriend see this. Disappointing ☹️
How is this disappointing ?
I’m sure my husband or boyfriend in his next life would love to relate with Peter obi too.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Breaks Silence On UK Ordeal, Apapa & Lai Mohammed's Statement by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On May 01, 2023
Voltage7:
If I was a lady, I will do everything humanly possible to be his 2nd wife.

Man is blessed with so much wisdom.
I swear
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Breaks Silence On UK Ordeal, Apapa & Lai Mohammed's Statement by ukaface(f): 10:10pm On May 01, 2023
I love you Peter Obi
In our next life, marry me please.
Fashion › Re: What I Ordered VS What I Got: Angry Lady Confronts Her Tailor (pics/video) by ukaface(f): 10:08pm On May 01, 2023
Looooooool
The Aunty no fit cry
I’m sure she was weighing the option of either to cry or slap the tailor…..lol

The tailor hold audacity for body o….. imagine
But the Aunty show you Wetin you want na, if you can’t deliver why agree to sew it for her na,….. it’s not fair. Imagine wearing that clothe to wedding…..chai!
Phones › Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by ukaface(f): 3:36pm On Apr 30, 2023
Too much money….lol
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Inauguration: Witches And Wizards Issue Strong Warning by ukaface(f): 3:31pm On Apr 30, 2023
Imagine ooo
Wonders can’t ever end
Romance › Re: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:56pm On Apr 30, 2023
BigBashiru:
She can't.
So
When you know she can’t, why make it a big deal? Why make it seem like ladies are doing the wrong thing?
Romance › Re: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
BigBashiru:
A lady can sow by getting a job and supporting herself.
No, you don’t understand my question

How can a lady sow in the life of the man she wants to reap from??
Romance › Re: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2023
Dancebreaker:
Kpanshing is also among the woman's needs to be met in marriage, so she gains the most.

Men don't enjoy or need sex more than women.
Men enjoy and need sex more than women oga.
Again, the man enjoys free p.ussea to be kpanshing.

Don’t make it seem like men that gets married are stupid for marrying cos in other words you’re trying to say men don’t enjoy anything out of marriage.

Are you married?
Politics › Re: Health Minister Performs Groundbreaking For 500-capacity Female Hostel At UNIBEN by ukaface(f): 2:45pm On Apr 30, 2023
Students ain’t only the ones to maintain it
The management has an higher responsibility to maintain it.
Romance › Re: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:41pm On Apr 30, 2023
chidiwar:
The bride ofcos....
Just reaping what she didn't sow..
So how can a lady sow?
And isn’t the man reaping too? Or is marriage a one sided thing?
Romance › Re: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2023
Both
The woman now has a supplier of her needs
The man now has free p.ussea to be kpanshing

Isn’t marriage lovely?
Romance › Re: Lady Gives Head To Multiple Heineken Bottles At A Party (pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2023
Lol
Wahala
Why is this irritating ?
Family › Re: What Percentage Of Your Salary Goes For Rent? by ukaface(f): 8:53pm On Apr 29, 2023
27%
Travel › Re: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 6:33pm On Apr 29, 2023
CanadaOrBust:
No be that kind of Moslem country. They no carry Moslem for head. Some say na why that earthquake hit them
Nonsense thinking
Sports › Re: IGP Commends Juliet Ukah, Woman Police Fighter. by ukaface(f): 12:05pm On Apr 29, 2023
Rubbiish:
See her face like ukaface
I don notice your post Rubbiish
Education › Re: I Was Born With It” – Nigerian Student Who Speaks In Clean British Accent Explai by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Me na pidgin and Igbo accent them born me with
No accent is superior, all this accent no matter for heaven.
Politics › Re: Rauf Aregbesola In 1999(photo) by ukaface(f): 10:53pm On Apr 28, 2023
How did he become a politician?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Back Tinubu, Politics Time Is Over – Wike (Video) by ukaface(f): 10:29pm On Apr 28, 2023
What of front him?
Travel › Re: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Apr 28, 2023
CanadaOrBust:
Not all white women are “white women”. White women in Turkey have totally different mentality from white women in US, UK.
Also, Turkey is a moslem country
As E come be Moslem country that will na make matters worse if he had asked for sex
Politics › Re: Buhari & Tinubu: Outgoing President Leading The Way For The Incoming President by ukaface(f): 7:05pm On Apr 28, 2023
Two old ur_ _ _ _s
Travel › Re: Turkish Lady Names Her Child After The Nigerian Man That Helped Her by ukaface(f): 7:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
He obviously didn’t ask for sex because he knows white women no get chills like black women… just saying. He for ask na, make the woman call am molestor or rapist so that they can arrest him.

Abegi
Family › Re: You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens (pix) by ukaface(f): 7:00pm On Apr 28, 2023
Okay
So make we accept say men Dey cheat aka men are scum

Then we need to stay with a cheating man
I Dey come make I carry biro and book come, i need all the teachings I can get before them marry me….



Oya, point 3?
Romance › Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by ukaface(f): 6:57pm On Apr 28, 2023
Which one be marine kingdom? Lol

I carry 7… Oya call me the chief grin grin
Romance › Re: Guy's Reply That Got The Internet Talking (screenshot) by ukaface(f): 6:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Me I’m curious to know her reply afterwards

Probably ‘ k’ or ‘ lol’ or ‘ really?’ Or ‘ are you for real’
Travel › Re: How Do I Behave Myself When I Go Abroad by ukaface(f): 1:01am On Apr 28, 2023
Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.
Advice:
When In Rome, behave like the Romans
Please emulate the good

Here in youkay, e no Dey hard me to identify Nigerians including me and my friends. We can be unnecessary loud….lol, but some Dey form ( me Dey form die)

You go Dey alrigh, all the best
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Should Earn 800k Before I'll Agree To Marry Him. by ukaface(f): 12:58am On Apr 28, 2023
How much is she earning?
Abi na only man suppose earn more?
No Dey give pressure, unnecessary pressure to those gender. Difference between the two gender na different genitals, we all human. Society just giving unnecessary pressure to them.
Well, the gender also like the hype and pressure so Wetin be my own sef.
Family › Re: My Wife Hates My Daughter From My First Wife by ukaface(f): 5:23pm On Apr 27, 2023
Abeg
Tell am to comot
Dunno why she would be maltreating a girl that committed no offence to her
Send am comot since she no wan marry.

Nonsense
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Our So-called Men Of God Failed In Their Prophesies - Keyamo by ukaface(f): 9:54am On Apr 27, 2023
obi2eze:
Lol. This one no know wetin dey wait for them in May. They're laughing and rejoicing too early. Make dem wait first make Tinubu become President make we see.
You get it?
I can’t wait for Tinubu to take over sef
Make we see

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