₦airaland Forum

siofra:


Is this what sex education is about

This is not the sex education we were taught in primary school oo.

them teach you sex education for primary school? Wow
What’s the name of your primary school abeg, I wan recommend am for my niece

How do people stay in this kind of tight crowd
I go just pass out

Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...
Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem.
I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now

Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA.
Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then.
I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable.
The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me..
Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well..
Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.


Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government.
She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying...
She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years.
She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it..
She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working..
I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.

Pls I don't know how to write more..
Which one should I marry?

wahala no come too much like this??
Kukuma marry two of them

Be like Tems don join, cos I’m not understanding this overhyping
I don’t even know her songs

Zonefree:
Exactly.

What punishment worse pass an adult to urinate on his body

smh
I think him peeing on his body is a normal old age thing
the bladder muscles gets weaker, some aged ones come down with dementia which can even make them not to know that they need to pee. Not just peeing sef some even poo on themselves(Adult diaper gets to be used)

E fit even do you
It’s not punishment

Una don enter one chance niyen

I have plenty

But that old rugged cross always make me cry

freemanq:
Imagine this young guy as the president of the federal republic of Nigeria, instead of 94 years old man

na drugs or death go be on the increase

Killbillz:
He's happily married madam white flag and has 3 handsome boys... Just wish him happy birthday and comot eye for person husband. What is too clean

shey I no know say he is married ni?

Or did I mention I want to marry him?
I no wan wish am happy birthday, because he won’t see my wish( Abi e Dey NL)

I’m just saying he is TOO CLEAN

All these guys that always look tooooo clean





Red flag

It’s not all these banks we need to face
Make Una go burn CBN

Wetin be that thing wey Nedu talk again?


Fruity guys

This one be feeling like gangster
Which one be grass ass n*****

You sha wan tell us say you get gun

Worthless scum

Berrityga:
We know the course of her death. Its hookup, greediness, holoshowing. I don't know why the whole nysc thing should be added to the headline. It just goes to show that even with an education girls still have fish brains and will continue dying in hotels.

SMH…… mtcheeeew
Myopic thinking…..smh

Shalommy:
From cross river to Abuja. Some women no dey fear oo . Good for her. Chaii

Nawa o
Was it mentioned she travelled from cross river to Abuja
Them Dey talk origin you Dey talk another thing

By going to work in order to earn, be a it’s just like every other day.

sync:
Dear Nairalanders,
I’m in a dilemma and need your advice
There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.

When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.

The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.

I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day

What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless!

Is she diabetic?

Anyways, limit your household spendings
She would feel relaxed knowing fully well that free manna is coming from heaven through you. But when you withhold one or two, like say gas, cooking of foods she go wise up except if she be foolish girl

And please, your feelings Dey hurt but you don’t want to hurt hers? At your expense? Tell her that you can’t shoulder the household responsibilities anymore, is either she leaves or she brings half half of everything.

TRY TO BE SELFISH SOMETIMES

galantjoe:
The guy used his hand to kill himself. Uncontrolled anger can lead to death.
The driver run is best way to save his life. By the way, na two fighting, the deceased man was first to slap him.

These small gals lie alot, don't surprise that she might be telling lie just to punish the driver or to change sch.

So if you daughter says this to you, you will wave it off as a lie

mitchelle16:
Nwannemu Aguleri is a blessed land

yes ooo

emmybodunde:
Bro and you believed the part that she dint sleep with them; wake up bro!

why can’t it be true, why do y’all think all ladies open leg to any available d. Ick?

Enish restaurant at Brixton get Nigerians as employees sha

ednut1:
unlike the chinese and Indians. Nigeria have not done well in this regard. The businesses are mostly self run or they employ foreigners based there. My dad’s friend had a estate agent business in uk. Employed mostly white. The most common businesses done by Nigerians include African food businesses/ restaurants, trucking business, real estate, staffing/ recruitmentFor those willing to bring staff from Nigeria. It will be mostly their relatives.

Nigerians don’t trust themselves
They are always in competition with themselves

Whoknow:
Congratulations to Aguleri people.

thank you

Kingdollar28:
Ok nice one...

Shey aguleri go gree suspend war and vote on 25th first...



Hmmm if one thing,one thing happen,we miss this opportunity, the kind recession we go enter eeeh, Chad as a country fit dy borrow us money if care is not taken

Aguleri no Dey fight

He needs madopar / co careldopa for his tremor not fish biko

I’m scared they won’t let this man win

michigang:
ose! Eminem. You must be gangsta. I go dey fear you oh make you no go shoot me

tor
I’m not a gangster o

michigang:
who's your fav rapper?

that would be a list o… lol
I love Eminem, juice wrld, nasty c, MI, loved Kanye way back

michigang:
can you rap?

no I can’t
But I love listening to rap

Chai!
RIP

Make Nasty c just Dey safe o

Rubbiish:
Me dey available

I don’t want you bruv