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Health › Re: My Cousin Is Growing Grey Hair At 25, Please Help by ukaface(f): 8:44pm On Oct 30, 2019

Grey hair on guys is usually cute
I know ofa classmate in primary school with grey hair, there's nothing to be ashamed about Biko.

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Family › Re: Burial Poster Of The Woman That Died With Her Baby In The Onitsha Fire Incident by ukaface(f): 9:42am On Oct 30, 2019

eternityk:
She is even ugly
Mtchew

you're daft

Family › Re: She Texted Her Father's Number On 4th Anniversary Of His Death And Got This: by ukaface(f): 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2019

Paulo3ree:
Mind you heaven could be used to qualify peaceful state of mind

Haven is different from heaven o
And I'm talking bout ' HEAVEN'

Romance › Re: Veterinarian Students Strips Naked For Calendar Shoot In Name Of Mental Health by ukaface(f): 7:59pm On Oct 26, 2019

Generalwoodz:
How I so wish I was One of the sheep

imagine
For a moment of breast caress,you want to turn to a goat sorry sheep

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Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Lifts His Wife, Simi Up After Her Show Last Night by ukaface(f): 7:53pm On Oct 26, 2019

Soooooooo cute

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Family › Re: She Texted Her Father's Number On 4th Anniversary Of His Death And Got This: by ukaface(f): 7:30pm On Oct 26, 2019

sweetonugbu:
We're talking about text message and one is telling us that heaven is real,can you imagine

LMAO
Who knows maybe them don dey use phone for heaven
Don't mind that person

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by ukaface(f): 1:23am On Oct 24, 2019

I knew burna boy ain't straight people like him are born Judas, imagine the betrayal after all the mouth and noise making. Forming gangster on top wetin him no fit do.
I think M.I is the realest sef.

Romance › Re: Your Boyfriend Is Not Your Husband! by ukaface(f): 12:34pm On Oct 23, 2019

lazinny:
What is even wrong with humans in this part of the world? I honestly don't get. A girl having a boyfriend at 25 is now a bad thing, at what age is she now supposed to have one? At 13?

Marriage evolves from a relationship not the other way round. You don't wake up on day and decided you want to get married then go about looking for a spouse, like say Na car you wan buy.
You'll only end up with someone as desperate as you are.

People should be careful the kinda advise they read online.

coming from a guy huh

?
I'm impressed

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Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by ukaface(f): 9:00pm On Oct 22, 2019

bhmw:
Vegetable soup with strong fufu will be good for tonight.

tonight seems kinda cold

Forum Games › Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by ukaface(f): 8:58pm On Oct 22, 2019

nazablossom:
Eatery

yellow

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Smiles In Baby Bump Maternity Photo by ukaface(f): 6:35pm On Oct 22, 2019

chigoziri2403:
Thank God you did not give birth in a Nigeria hospital, if you did, the nurses would have asked you when the thing dey sweet you, you just opened leg dey shout harder, harder, abeg, no disturb us o,

Are you for real,right now huh

Celebrities › Re: Paul And Jude Okoye Pose With Their Wives At An Event by ukaface(f): 9:31am On Oct 22, 2019

EXLOVER:
Peter Wife is the cause of all the problem in the family, imagine Paul will visit Peter, Peter will tell his wife to go and boil Eba water for Paul to eat the Egusi soup that she cook, but she will refuse, complaining that she can't go and do Eba for a person she's older than, she can only do that for her husband but not Paul.

And she also stop Peter from smoking ganja with Paul and Jude, and you know ganja brings men together, she's just there to take Peter all to herself, and Peter himself is a woman wrapper. Peter always do the cooking in the household while she watches BBN.

Christianity Etc › Re: Noise Pollution: Court Seals Anambra Church, Issues Ten Days Relocation Notice by ukaface(f): 6:19pm On Oct 21, 2019

The church beside my home is next.

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Romance › Re: Gorgeous Lady Twerks For Man In Wheelchair. See Reactions (Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:10pm On Oct 21, 2019

What is shocking seeing him with a diaper
Mind you, he is on a wheelchair and its usually a stress getting peeps like him to the bathroom before soiling themselves,so it's easier just wiping off the mess with a diaper on.
But ,if this dude can get up cos of nyash, wondering why he won't get up when he wants to use the restroom.

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Celebrities › Re: Nse Ikpe-Etim Celebrates Her 45th Birthday With Beautiful Pictures by ukaface(f): 5:03pm On Oct 21, 2019

Happy birthday to one of my favs!!!
Wow....45 and still sooo pretty

Celebrities › Re: After Winning 4 Headies Awards, Teni Pecks Her Manager (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:52am On Oct 21, 2019

Is there some kinda beef between the two sisters, Teni and Nini?

Celebrities › Re: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by ukaface(f): 6:41am On Oct 20, 2019

How can you guys hate falz huh

? Falz is one of the few I love listening to,his lyrics get sense and content.
About the rap,he down played rap the way Nigerians Sabi,conc rap no dey move for Naija ask Mode.
Most Nigerians are myopic to reason concentrated rap.
Falz babby.....lol

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Celebrities › Re: Frodd Visits Onitsha Market Fire Scene (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:11pm On Oct 19, 2019

Hmmmm
Trying to be relevant,even with escort

What are the prerequisites to gain entry into BBN again huh

asking for my cousin

Music/Radio › Re: Headies 2019 Awards Live Updates: 13th Edition by ukaface(f): 9:40pm On Oct 19, 2019

TemmyT002:
Music was created by the Yorubas na

LMAO.............Jesus o..... my stomach
Sorry dude,but i was jejely reading comments until i came across your statement,its the most stupid thing I've ever read/ heard.

Let me continue going jejely.E go be
But wait o,which music exactly? Hip hop,rnb,rap,country ,raggae,Fuji,apala,pop huh

?

Okay bye bye

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Education › Re: UNIBEN Students Celebrate Final Year Week In Style (Video) by ukaface(f): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2019

A student fainted because of the money? This one loud o

Christianity Etc › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Pastor David Wilson's Sex Video by ukaface(f): 2:19pm On Oct 19, 2019

It's surprising to say the least, that Nigerians are in support of this pastor.

You see that title alone, PASTOR has got to make the said person an example of CHRISTLIKE behavior. It's a responsibility.
All of you saying,he is human blablabla,still don't understand this whole concept of been called a pastor.
Assuming say na him wife,no p o...inshort na me go clap for am... but with someone else huh

? Fornication? Defiling the matrimonial law huh

? Is a NO NO.
But what do I know.....I just dey Waka pass

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Travel › Re: Qatar Is So Hot, Now Installs AC Outdoor And 2022 World Cup Stadium(Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:49am On Oct 19, 2019

Our leaders dont have the brain to think of these,if something like this happens in Nigeria.
Chineke oooo......which kine country be this sef huh

Education › Re: 'Money Heist': UNIBEN Accounting Final Year Students In Spanish Series Costume by ukaface(f): 9:27am On Oct 17, 2019

Money heist my fav!!
I love you Denver

They try...
P.s:::you guys should just do the scene of ' raining naira'

Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Say’s Kim Kardashian Sexy Outfit Is Affecting Him by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Oct 14, 2019

If Kim doesn't affect Kanye,na me go come affect am huh

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Celebrities › Re: Top 100 Nigeria Best Rappers Of All Time by ukaface(f): 5:43pm On Oct 14, 2019

MoneyMan5:
To me Olamide is the greatest Rapper of all time, man single handedly revolutionized the indigenous rap industry in Nigeria

Celebrities › Re: Top 100 Nigeria Best Rappers Of All Time by ukaface(f): 5:39pm On Oct 14, 2019

Ok....Mode 9 is topping cool,but lil kesh been above Uzi is a no no fa!

By the way sef,lil kesh na rapper huh

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Literature › Re: Chinua Achebe Showing Off His Book 'Things Fall Apart' In 1960 (Throwback Photo) by ukaface(f): 1:03pm On Oct 14, 2019

Prompto:
Is that how foolish Igbos pay their respect n move when the discussion is on Wole Soyinka ? What foolish iGbo invested in your foolish father's land n what foolish ambition did they support in 2003 ?! In fact how can anyone be amazingly foolish as you have chosen to be ?

Your father are bigger bigots than Hitler himself, you can ask the foolish dead brain Azikwe who couldn't tell who holds power in a parliamentary govt btw the president n prime minister or the foolish Ojukwu that wasted 2 million of his tribesmen foolish enough to heed his steps.

Funny how 2 irredeemable bigoted eboes are fucqing themselves thinking they are fooling anyone.

Funny how people from this bigoted tribe are the ones demanding for respect. We never talk finish they are already displaying the bigotry n hate their parent nurtured them with from childhood to the extend their tribe carved a section of it own people "!OSU" so they can be hated.

What a pathetic lot.

Isn't that what your tribesmen do daily on NL ? Went tru your post n I don't see you wailing to have them stop such abi only the foolish people from your tribe owns the right to making bigoted remarks ?!

you better have pity on yourself,pity your folks and loved ones too.
This hate fit do you more than strong thing.
You don't need all these venom

Just.......breathe,breathe, breathe......

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Sports › Re: Osaze Odemwingie Becomes A Professional Golf Player After Quitting Football by ukaface(f): 7:39am On Oct 14, 2019

Negodu fine boy,wey I bn dey crush on that time....chai

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Literature › Re: Chinua Achebe Showing Off His Book 'Things Fall Apart' In 1960 (Throwback Photo) by ukaface(f): 7:30am On Oct 14, 2019

YorubaNinja:
As much as his pple's conducts don't justify his legacy, hardworks and struggles... nevertheless, from the most reputable part of the country, SW... we Omoluabis hereby show our utmost respect!

Long live his legacy!

must you make every issue, tribalistic?
So much for insecurity.......
Nawa for you oooo

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