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CrimeRe: Dem Sharp Boys Wanna Update My Bvn by umehmj(m): 8:59am On Jan 21, 2016
no mind those jobless fools

Forum GamesRe: Can You Spot The Cat In This Photo? by umehmj(m): 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2016
wetin i wan take am do if i see am? op no try stress my sleepy eyes abeg. no be say i even like cats. if na dog e for better
Forum GamesRe: Can You Spot The Cat In This Photo? by umehmj(m): 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2016
wetin i wan take am do if i see am? op no try stress my sleepy eyes abeg.
RomanceRe: Agreed: You Wont Hit A Lady, What If She Strikes First? by umehmj(m): 7:04pm On Jan 20, 2016
well... if the lady is my woman, it will be almost impossible for her to slap me even when i did something that deserved shooting. yea, im that lovable and charming. grin but if she gather mind slap me i no go touch am but when im done with her, she would wish i had beaten her

but if na regular bae slap me, hia! i go return the favor o
Nairaland GeneralSee Photo Of Soldiers Who Lost Their Hand/limb During Fights With Boko Haram by umehmj(op): 6:38pm On Jan 20, 2016
They are part of the Nigerian military but boko haram disabled them during attacks. They are great men who sacrificed everything to protect the lives of Nigerians from threats within and without. all they got was little rusty arms with guts, but they always put up a great fight. look how petty and beggarly they look while the bloody potbellied corrupt politicians are sleeping on top of the country's resources, farting and snoring real hard SMH.

CrimeSee What This Man Did To His Cheating Wife by umehmj(op): 9:41am On Jan 20, 2016
This shocking clip appears to show the cruel moment a man humiliated his wife by making her walk naked down the road - after he caught her 'sexting' other men.

In the disturbing clip, the man trails the woman - who covers her modesty in nothing but a white towel - appears shaken but remarkably calm given her ordeal.
As the husband follows her, he shouts 'she's a tart', 'b****' and 'w****' and berates her for messaging seven
other men.

In the video clip, the woman is first paraded down the New York street in nothing but a white towel But her husband ripped the towel from her, which left her completely naked apart from a pair of boots As the woman walks down the street, which the post claims is in New York, with the towel wrapped round her, he shouts in Spanish: 'Take off your towel! Co-operate b****. Show what you are, so pretty and so great. 'She's a tart. Let's go. Let's go. Say hi to the camera and say why you're doing this. As she continued to walk away from him, he said: 'Take off your towel. You're going to pay the price like a w****'.'Since you're a w****, pose like a w****. Damn w****' 'Now the guys you're talking to will see if you're worth it, talking to seven men while I was with you.'

He then ripped the towel from her, leaving her completely naked in the street, apart from a pair of boots. As she tried to hide between parked cars, he
continued to hurl insults at her. She then tried to cover her modesty with the protective sheet for a motorbike.
As she stood with the sheet wrapped round her,
he said: 'Now, like that, yes. That's what you're
worth. 'Do you really think I'm going to stay with you
while you're sending and receiving naked pictures, you damn b****?' She then replied saying: 'Give me the towel.' But he refuses, telling her bluntly: 'This is what
you deserve.'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhp9Qv38dQ8

CelebritiesRe: Rich Guy Iceprince's Girlfriend Cheated On Him With Shares Revealing Photos by umehmj(m): 10:26am On Jan 19, 2016
haaaaa! gbesere o......original gobe!
Please let us all pray for iceprince. That pix fit knock his heart engine.
PoliticsRe: Jimoh Ibrahim Sacks Newswatch MD, DMD On Live TV by umehmj(m): 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2016
was watching the live program when the drama started like a joke. at some point they turned off the lights, chanting "solidarity forever! " with their loud megaphone. It was really embarrassing. jimoh did what was necessary. might have done worse if i were him
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pick Your Sleeping Pattern, Mine Number 4 by umehmj(m): 12:01am On Jan 18, 2016
team 5
RomanceRe: Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome Or Beautiful U Are by umehmj(m): 9:48pm On Jan 17, 2016
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RomanceRe: Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome Or Beautiful U Are by umehmj(m):
Happy Sunday Nlanders
PoliticsRe: If I Win, You All Will Leave America- Donald Trump Tells Nigerians. by umehmj(m): 1:04pm On Jan 17, 2016
remember the day i said this fellas. trump and co will scramble for Nigerian and other African visa when Russia and north Korea finally reduces their Almighty America to rubbles.


It will happen soon. Africa is the future!
PoliticsRe: Lagos In Darkness As Militants Damage Escravos Gas Plant by umehmj(m): 9:55am On Jan 17, 2016
BankeSmalls:
Dividends of voting an illiterate
I think it's more of being civilized. i have seen civilized illiterates and seen more uncivilized literates.
CelebritiesRe: Iceprince Girlfriend, Maima Called A Cheat With "Evidence" by umehmj(m): 9:44am On Jan 17, 2016
Well, let them sort themselves out. and for those cursing our beautiful women and all sorts, remember una no holy pass. plus it's vain to pass judgment when you have few unreliable facts at hand.
PoliticsRe: Lagos In Darkness As Militants Damage Escravos Gas Plant by umehmj(m): 9:35am On Jan 17, 2016
chisos! boko boys ravaging the north, IPOB's impending terror smouldering in the east, now the Almighty Niger Delta militants awakened from their deep slumber; buhari still chewing his gworo, feeling irate and walking out on chibok mothers.




which way Nigeria? which way?!! .
PoliticsRe: Lagos In Darkness As Militants Damage Escravos Gas Plant by umehmj(m): 9:34am On Jan 17, 2016
chisos! boko boys ravaging the north, IPOB's impending terror smouldering in the east, now the Almighty Niger Delta militants awakened from their deep slumber; buhari still chewing his gworo, feeling irate and walking out on chibok mothers.




which way Nigeria? which way?!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by umehmj(m): 7:36pm On Jan 16, 2016
kilode100:
Meaning?
A womanising man is a full LovePeddler in the bedroom.. They know the right places to touch and I love being touched..
Who cares whose bed he crawls out from??

Loving money more than me only means he's gonna be super duper rich and That's a nice thing abi?

I also smoke substances.. It all works out very well.
bad chick. grin this chick does things your chick wish she could. abi i lie?
RomanceRe: Jeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 7:05pm On Jan 16, 2016
Kenshinmunac:
Be like you they among them big man grin
grin
PoliticsRe: BREAKING News: Chevron, Oil Companies Shutdown As Militants Intensify Bombing by umehmj(m): 4:11pm On Jan 16, 2016
i hate to be buhari like right now
RomanceRe: Jeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 4:05pm On Jan 16, 2016
camaraderi:
Funny why some folks keep hating her comment. She is real and they both are married. So wtf
they are not married sir!
RomanceRe: Jeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
buskie13:
that ass be like Messi..5 balon d'or...
kim kardashian dey play catch up for wia that bum dey i swear
RomanceRe: Jeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 1:42pm On Jan 16, 2016
Mhizkel:
Lol.. cheesy I like her bum tho.
are you a lez?
RomanceRe: Jeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 8:53am On Jan 16, 2016
Kenshinmunac:
Na wa o. See that big ass that's too much, unattractive.
you Dunno how many guys that be drooling for that ish. grin
RomanceRe: Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome Or Beautiful U Are by umehmj(m): 8:50am On Jan 16, 2016
Merryglad:
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you look like my friend Jenny tiwa, una two resemble tiwa savage.
i can't upload my pix here cos they call me wowo pikin. grin
RomanceJeesu! You Need To See What This Ghana Babe Put Up On Her Facebook by umehmj(op): 8:42am On Jan 16, 2016
I wonder what the youths of nowadays are turning to, committing abominable acts with such impunity. this is a screen shot of what a Ghanaian babe put up on her Facebook that has gone viral. westernization and acculturation has really eaten deep into Africa.

we still got some moral here in Nigeria tho.

RomanceRe: Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome Or Beautiful U Are by umehmj(m): 2:14am On Jan 16, 2016
ABJDOT:
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see as you keep eye like rat wey dem nack im head for ground. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date A Man That Sags This Way? by umehmj(m): 10:41pm On Jan 13, 2016
can someone dress that way in real life? haven't seen one in real life, only in pictures
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by umehmj(m): 10:07pm On Jan 13, 2016
dude is desperate to be a side niggar. to him it's a win-win lol. wonder how many chicks out there be desperate to be a side chick, then slowly work there way in.
RomanceRe: "Please Help!!! Older Women Keep Asking Me To Sleep With Them" by umehmj(m): 9:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
LordHybrid:
For sometime now, mature married women keep approaching me,and each telling me that they want me to become their special boy. but why are they after me
the first i did was check your signature, and yes you fall into that category of potential preys for cougars. you won't believe how much buzz i get from them too. when i was younger it is the gay guys which i managed well. then all of a sudden the cougars began to come in their numbers.

so bro, it is a phase. how you chose to handle it is obviously up to you. again, forgive me but i think you are giving it a thought, if not you won't be confused as to what to do. may the lord guide you to make the right decision.
CrimeRe: Drop The Name Of The Badass Police Station In Your Area by umehmj(m): 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2016
rockyh:
u just nailed it.a place where u won't pray ur worst enemy is detained
that place no be here

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