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RomanceRe: ** Full Kissable Lips (pics) ** by umehmj(m): 12:32am On Feb 23, 2016
Marlvin:
calm down man, this ain't a competition.
yea right. grin
RomanceRe: ** Full Kissable Lips (pics) ** by umehmj(m): 12:31am On Feb 23, 2016
southniyikaye:
your pic makes me wanna gerarahia cos i look like $hit
eiya! Sorry bros
RomanceRe: ** Full Kissable Lips (pics) ** by umehmj(m): 12:23am On Feb 23, 2016
QueenValerie:
Nice.
yea
RomanceRe: ** Full Kissable Lips (pics) ** by umehmj(m): 12:12am On Feb 23, 2016
OP you forgot my pix

FamilyRe: Would You Prefer To Be Overseas Or In Nigeria by umehmj(m): 4:38pm On Feb 22, 2016
no long grammar, as it is now na jand better o. if not for anything for the sake of this heat. the thing too much abeg
CultureRe: Can You Translate These English Words To Your Language? by umehmj(m): 9:28am On Feb 22, 2016
1.rice: osikapa, eresi


2. pawpaw: okwuru


3. corruption: mpu na aru


4. biscuit: achicha bekee


5. table: igbe


translated to igbo language
PoliticsRe: Is It 'cos It's Buhari?i Can't Be Suffering N Smiling Cos My Bro Is De President by umehmj(m): 9:24am On Feb 22, 2016
is it because i love you remix.....lil kesh ft Buhari, mustapha

jam of life. grin
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Must Learn From The New Tanzania Elected President by umehmj(m):
the most important thing he should learn there is to delegate duties to our ambassadors scattered across the world and stop junketing the globe. He makes it look as though fighting corruption is almost an impossible task but we can see from the Tanzanian man that it is pretty easy to.


In any case, he Buhari has achieved some milestones since assumption of office as listed below:


President Buhari's Documented
Achievement Since assuming Office Nine
Months__ (300 DAYS) IN OFFICE
...
1) Niger Republic (May 2015).
2) CHAD (June 2015).
3) Germany (June 2015).
4) South Africa (June 2015).
5) United Kingdom (May 2015).
6) USA (July 2015).
7) Benin Republic (August 2015).
cool France (September 2015).
9) Ghana (September 2015).
10) India (October 2015).
11) Sudan (October 2015).
12) Iran (November 2015).
13) France (November 2015).
14) USA (November 2015).
15) South Africa (December 2015).
16) Benin Rep. (December 2015).
17) UAE (January 2016).
18) Kenya (January 2016).
19) Ethiopia (January 2016).
20) France (February 2016).
21) United. Kingdom (February 2016).
22) Egypt (February 2016).
23) Saudi Arabia (February 2016).
24) Qatar (February 2016).
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Depart For Saudi Arabia Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 5:29pm On Feb 21, 2016
ha!!! againhuh?
RomanceRe: Unbelievable Story Of A Cruel Manipulator by umehmj(m): 5:18pm On Feb 21, 2016
Hahahahaha... i don laugh tire. well this trick is really not new to ladies. i had a female friend in school those days that does that. we keep celebrating her birthday almost every week cos if a new mugu falls for her this week, next week will automatically be her birthday. we the accomplice will ensure we bombard her new line dedicated to the new mugu with birthday messages.
RomanceRe: Debate :dark Skin Mafias Verses Light Skin Mafias by umehmj(m): 12:51pm On Feb 21, 2016
don't you think the heat is too much for this long debatehuh Lemme put maggy in my stew. brb
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Fear Doctors More Than God? by umehmj(m): 9:56am On Feb 21, 2016
point of correction Mr! your choice of topic is very wrong! you don't generalize your opinion. The fear of doctors is what you think, not what is generally true.

How can i fear doctors when the first and the last time i visited one was when one of them carelessly let and injection needle get lodged in my a$$ ? and that was at the age of three.

so don't generalize your view cos i personally don't give a hoot about them
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Hot Indigenous Rapper That Will Dethrone Phyno by umehmj(m): 8:33pm On Feb 19, 2016
phyno no doubt is on top of his game but zoro is the man to watch out for.
#zip #zoro #swagbag
CelebritiesRe: Who Will You Bring Back For One Final Movie, If You Are To Pick Just One by umehmj(m): 8:29pm On Feb 19, 2016
Paul walker. another guy though he is not here is the Spartacus actor
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economic Woes..sum Total Of Buhari's Mental Capacity-fayose by umehmj(m): 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2016
were are the buhari's E-warriors? let the counter-attack begin.....attaaaaaaaaaaaaacck!!!!!


and the brainless zombies began the attack.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Fired Media Dgs Over Inability To Stop Radio Biafra by umehmj(m): 12:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
ok...if that's the trend then many more will go soonest cos they can't get the job done. BTW! is it their fault that radio biafra cannot be tamed?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Mass Sackings At Budget Office by umehmj(m): 7:36am On Feb 18, 2016
lookandlaff:
i am an ignoramus
glad you know what you are. now receive some sense. zombie
CelebritiesRe: See Pregnancy Pictures Of Tonto Dike(photos) by umehmj(m): 7:34am On Feb 18, 2016
SetrakusRa:
angry unclad? This a total turn off! *returns vaseline*
Hahahahaha! mad man lol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Mass Sackings At Budget Office by umehmj(m): 7:21am On Feb 18, 2016
the self righteous PMB. If others are getting axed for the error riddled budget, it is only proper that he gets the bigger ax, like resign maybe. But no he won't. He is always right. He always have an alibi. I'm still surprised they haven't blamed GEJ for the mess. it's not too late to blame him though
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Friend Who ‘slept’ With His Wife (photo) by umehmj(m): 7:07am On Feb 18, 2016
hmm...there is a saying in my place that we are always quick to run into war, forgetting that war means death. the deceased was quick to war, even when his assailant hesitated, but the grip of death overwhelmed him and in the end dragged him down the abyss. May his soul rest in peace. Hopefully the other man will turn a new leaf after doing 7 years for man slaughter.

women! destroying men since the time of Adam
Science/TechnologyRe: On This Day In 1972; Beetle Became The World Best-selling Car by umehmj(m): 1:54pm On Feb 17, 2016
Nothing lasts forever o! I bet in their time they would have sworn that's the height of technology. this only led me to ponder if in the future all these flashy cars and state of the art houses we kill and maim for will become obsolete too. of course they will, that's why the wise king said its all vanity upon vanity.

don't get it twisted though, im working my a$$ out for more and more Dole. grin
PropertiesPlots Of Land At Abakaliki For Sale by umehmj(op): 12:48pm On Feb 17, 2016
It's hot and selling fast! the plots are located at hilltop side, after SSS field for a token of 1 million per plot, considering the location.

contact us today @08034477666
RomanceRe: What Your Longest Duration Of Been In A Relationship by umehmj(m): 12:43pm On Feb 17, 2016
since 2010 and still counting. gonna be official this year though
RomanceRe: Do I Look Mean? by umehmj(m): 12:33am On Feb 17, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I have a question, do I look mean?[/color]
i don't think you do. plump and supple, just the way i love em. grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Sexiest Thing About You? Share With Us by umehmj(m): 9:57pm On Feb 16, 2016
my personality. got a sexy personality you can't help but love me
PoliticsRe: When Will Boko Haram Leader Be Declared Wanted? by umehmj(m): 9:55pm On Feb 16, 2016
after this PSG vs Chelsea match. grin
RomanceRe: 'At 25, No Guy Should Be In His Parent's House' by umehmj(m): 5:59pm On Feb 16, 2016
Marineremmanson:
Nigeria is still a developing nation, back in late 1700, you would see male of 25 in Yankee still living with parents, compare it to now where at 18 they are done with academics. Nigeria will get there , help me tell op
i suppose the op already know
RomanceRe: 'At 25, No Guy Should Be In His Parent's House' by umehmj(m): 5:56pm On Feb 16, 2016
mimibright:
wrong analysis bro!! At 25 I was an employer of labour able to foot the bills and make a good living so its very possible.
first of you failed to read in-between the lines. i said almost impossible for one to leave and make something out of their lives. you know why it's almost impossible? it's almost impossible because it happens only in 1 out of 10 thousand guys. you are damn lucky to make that slim list bro. In general view it is quite easy but the ones that make something out of it, like you, is very very very slim. quote me anytime. my analysis on point too. you can quote that too
RomanceRe: 'At 25, No Guy Should Be In His Parent's House' by umehmj(m): 5:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
ChappyChase:
Man gats survive you know.
most def...
RomanceRe: 'At 25, No Guy Should Be In His Parent's House' by umehmj(m): 3:01pm On Feb 16, 2016
ChappyChase:
You took the word right out of my mouth bro..
But there are some exceptions, like as a guy at 25 you should minimise the way you depend on your parent, we know country bad but at least you should be seeing making attempt. To me its wrong for a guy at 20 to still depend on his parent for pocket money to buy little things like recharge card, cloths, phones and some other little little things. try and minimise your dependency level to only shelter, food(which might not be always) and school fees if your are not yet through with school...
With these above points you're sure to avoid embarrassment!
damn right you are!
RomanceRe: 'At 25, No Guy Should Be In His Parent's House' by umehmj(m): 2:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
the girl forgot this is naija and not Yankee. It's easier in Yankee and almost impossible here in naija. now let's say a guy got admitted in school at 19 and spends another 4 or 5 years or even more in school. automatically that adds up to 25 or more. the ones that go into apprenticeship spends even longer period. the ones that dares to leave home at tender age are the ones you see street hawking, sleeping under the bridge and thugs at motor parks. naija hard. only very very few makes it out of home before 25
Nairaland GeneralRe: See Racist Message Sent To Ben Murray Bruce And Read His Dignified Response by umehmj(m): 1:06pm On Feb 16, 2016
it is this class of people that makes me feel the social media bill would be a nice idea. the heartbreaking part is that this people can't even stand and look you in the face should you meet them in person. smart phone and internet access somehow made us all equal

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