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RomanceRe: Is He Deceiving Me? by umehmj(m): 12:15am On Feb 16, 2016
I'm trying to remember the name of this movie. i have watched it. the lady later allowed him get into her p***s and that was it. the film no end well sha
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Unveiled As Face Of Stanbic IBTC by umehmj(m): 12:09am On Feb 16, 2016
God! this is all happening so fast. i wonder how she catches her breath in this breathtaking mad rush to stardom
PoliticsRe: Budget: South-West Gets Lion’s Share Of Projects by umehmj(m): 8:42pm On Feb 15, 2016
are you sure it is not Enugu - onitsha road instead? because Enugu - abakaliki road has been reconstructed last year by setraco construction company
CelebritiesRe: Do You Know The Meaning Of "DRAKE" ?? by umehmj(m): 8:24pm On Feb 15, 2016
also means dragon flies
RomanceRe: Thread For Ratting Of Dp, "Rate My Dp Over 10. by umehmj(m): 6:33pm On Feb 15, 2016
all my fine face ever did for me is have cougars trailing my ass and giving me a hard time. I don't see it as something to brag about cry
PoliticsRe: Innoson To Deliver Bullet-Proof Car To Ben-bruce In 90 Days(Photos) by umehmj(m): 6:26pm On Feb 15, 2016
nice one! @ the op before me,.you are just too narrow minded to see the bigger picture. the bigger picture is not acquiring a bullet proofed car..the bigger picture is to show the Nigerian government that those things they spend billions importing into the country can be manufactured here and to also let them know it's about time they started creating an enabling environment for local manufacture to thrive
BusinessRe: 3 Hard Truths People Rarely Mention About Entrepreneurship by umehmj(m): 6:21pm On Feb 15, 2016
nice! i learnt that watching my mother make business deals that turned sour but she never gave up. she is my biggest influencer. most of the things keeping me going today i learnt from her
CrimeRe: One Beheaded As Ebonyi/ Benue Communities ’ War Escalates by umehmj(m): 6:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
hmm...that ngbo-ejeogu and igala war don tey o! I think it's high time government comes in and settle this issue once and for all.
SportsRe: NERO Pharmaceutical Constructing Stadium In Anambra (Pics) by umehmj(m): 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
ChappyChase:
And only two governors from the south-east, willie and the rest!! So so hating on my big headed governor right now!!! Enugu don enter one chance!
My brother so you dey notice that head too? that head too massive abeg. grin
SportsRe: NERO Pharmaceutical Constructing Stadium In Anambra (Pics) by umehmj(m): 5:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
anambra state: a well developed state, both in economy and infrastructure, trapped inside an underdeveloped state called Nigeria.
anambra state: a name synonymous to entrepreneurship and grand hustle.
anambra state: a self developed state that doesn't depend on the government for virtually anything. Yes! anything.

oh anambra state! i can go on and on and on but won't be able to exhaust the list of so many things you are.

anambra! pride of the nation and the envy of all. anambra...... light of the world. yea i said it. light of the world!
Nairaland GeneralHe Just Told Me He Wore The Clothes I Designated 4 2moros Church Service by umehmj(op): 11:14pm On Feb 13, 2016
Im so pissed right now! Im that type of guy that hates to share my personal stuffs like clothes and stuffs. now there is this my guy that's been with me for couple of weeks now. this my guy is fond of rocking my clothes and most times won't even remember to wash them. dude is just so disorganized and it is with a heavy heart that I've been enduring. i don't want him to feel im giving him attitude cos he squatting for the time being but dude just ain't helping matters.

since Monday i had mapped out my clothes schedule and decided on what im wearing to church tomorrow. Just now i went to the wardrobe to bring out this wear and iron it, only to discover it has this characteristic smell my guy leaves as a parting gift each time he wore my clothes. No it can't be na. If he wore it, he would atleast have kept it in the dirty laundry section. i brought out the clothes and on a closer inspection, discovered he didn't just wear it but it seems he did menial job in it (clothes was messed up) and he hung it like that, as in a clean cloth na. i called him and he indifferently admitted he wore the cloth last two Sundays. My fellow nairalanders imagine. for two weeks! Is it good? e is this fair?

what will i do this guy when he comes back? cos all im thinking now is give him a serious beat down. i need suggestions on how to handle this guy and probably get him outa my crib without him feeling bad.
RomanceRe: Help! My Anus... by umehmj(m): 1:23am On Feb 13, 2016
blame it on GEJ. grin
CelebritiesMeet Jumoke Orisaguna ’s Fellow Agege Bread Sellers ( Photos ) by umehmj(op): 11:59am On Feb 12, 2016
ThisDay style editor, Azuka Ogujiuba, has just
revealed that NTA is presently doing a
documentary on Olajumoke and where she
used to sell bread before.

“Yesterday, Becky Ebanehita
Madojemu of NTA news line did
a documentary on Olajumoke
and we ended up at the Liberty
bakery where Olajumoke worked
and lived with her 14months
baby, it will be aired this Sunday
14th February 2016, please tune
in and get to know more about
this woman called Olajumoke.
In this picture Olajumoke was
with her friends and fellow
agege bread sellers and she has
told us that fame will not stop
her from being friends with
them” Azuka revealed.

www.yabaleftonline.com/2016/02/fame-will-not-stop-me-from-being-their-friends-meet-jumoke-orisagunas-fellow-agege-bread-sellers-photos/

CareerRe: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by umehmj(m): 7:13am On Feb 12, 2016
Blackheritage:
Bro na ladies give 81 likes no be men....
ok noted
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Of Ebonyi State Origin by umehmj(m): 11:36am On Feb 11, 2016
Andy Chukwu is a frontline Nigerian
film director, script writer
and humanitarian, and has produced and directed many movies. popular among his works is Mr Ibu 2004.

He hails from ishiagu in Ebonyi State

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Of Ebonyi State Origin by umehmj(m): 11:20am On Feb 11, 2016
Born Genevieve Ogbuewu, Splash is a young rapper from Ebonyi State and holds a degree in English Language from Ebonyi State University. Presently signed onto August Pee Entertainment, the young rapper began her music hustle when she relocated to Lagos a few years ago and worked with top music labels before finding home in a fresh and enterprising label August Pee Entertainment. In her words "August Pee is that Label I have always dreamed of because I am working with people who understand me and we have a very strong chemistry, hence my reason to stick with them". The pretty faced rapper who raps mostly in Ibo language grew up listening to the likes of bone thugs and harmony, later Jay Z and Mode 9.Her mission in music is simply to take over and rule as a leading rapper not just for ladies but the entire music industry. Her debut single tagged "Church Agbasa" is produced by Sahara and Sainty and was mixed and mastered by Ace music producer VC Perez

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Of Ebonyi State Origin by umehmj(m): 11:13am On Feb 11, 2016
Tekno miles is the youngest member of the Made Men Music Group (Triple MG) referred to as “the chris brown of Nigeria” due to his talent as a singer and dance style, he is from a family of 4 brothers and 1 sister from okposi, Ebonyi State, Nigeria. Tekno Miles has been playing piano since the age of eight w hen his father enrolled him into a music class and later learnt how to play other instrument like drums, and guitar. He was intially under K. Money before signing for Triple MG label

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Of Ebonyi State Origin by umehmj(m): 11:07am On Feb 11, 2016
Ekene Ijemba popularly known as Humble Smith is a graduate of University of Lagos, UniLag. The fifth child from a humble home of 8 children, he was born on May 4th, 1991 at abakaliki, Ebonyi State. The Afropop Artist initially known for his hit single Chairmoo has went on prove himself as a talented artist to watch out for, with the release of Osinachi, one of the best most played singles last year. Humblesmith’s Osinachi has topped various chart and continues to receive massive airplay both TV and on radio. He has worked withe likes of Phyno, Mr. Dimz, Jokes, feokee etc. Humble Smith Singles includes: Osinachi featuring Phyno Chairmoo produced by Mr. Dimz Na you Nominated as the rookie of the year ( 2015 ), by The Headies Award 2015

CareerRe: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by umehmj(m): 1:53am On Feb 11, 2016
*yawns* can we talk about this when you receive your sack letter? wondering when he will sack you?......... here is the tip: once he begins to call you 'bullet', be rest assured he will soon fire you. grin


on a serious note if you are not into any serious relationship, why not give the girl a chance? remember i said if you are not in a serious relationship. But if you are in a relationship, then get ready to prove to your boss that you can stand on your feet, his sack letter notwithstanding.
NYSCRe: Situation In NYSC Registration Centres by umehmj(m): 11:36am On Feb 08, 2016
their site is overwhelmed at the moment. Nothing is processing
Christianity EtcRe: What Bible Passage Do You Love Most by umehmj(m): 12:17am On Feb 07, 2016
Philippians 4:13 King James Version (KJV) I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by umehmj(m): 8:55pm On Feb 06, 2016
tollytexy:
Effect of oshogbo skunk
No bro, i don't smoke. lips has to be pink and supple
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by umehmj(m): 8:53pm On Feb 06, 2016
rosalieene:
this is called 'hope''
yea you hoping and wishing it ain't true. grin
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by umehmj(m): 8:45pm On Feb 06, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
over hype dey worry u..well its gud sha
it's no hype. i too fresh joor!!
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by umehmj(m): 7:06pm On Feb 06, 2016
number 6 is the most handsome and that's me. #fact. grin
SportsRe: #lagosmarathon: Abraham Kator Of Kenya Wins Lagos Marathon 2016 (photos) by umehmj(m): 12:41pm On Feb 06, 2016
Akkord4gov:
Though they are ugly grin but they are known for that. It is their talent,even winning on Nigeria soil

Naija only get mouth,very lazy set of people tongue
Before you start abusing,not every Naija o but 95% tongue wink grin
bros you have to consider many things before writing off Nigerians. things like topography. Ethiopia, kenya and other east African countries have high lands. most of them live on hills and you know the higher the altitude the scantier the oxygen. What this means is that they train on mountains with very little supply of oxygen. so naturally they should do better than athletes training on low altitude, Nigeria inclusive. they are undisputed world champions so long Marathon is concerned.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Transforms A Madman Into A Responsible Figure (Photos) by umehmj(m): 12:16pm On Feb 06, 2016
jidowu84:
Ryt thinking and a mature mind. Thanks to God we still your type around, not that ewu that have eyes but can't see.
i appreciate the compliments but don't lash anybody please. bless you
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Transforms A Madman Into A Responsible Figure (Photos) by umehmj(m): 7:44am On Feb 06, 2016
1shortblackboy:
I hope he was actually mad. And not arrangee. I don't trust my people. But if itf true, pastor do well
That's What i was thinking until i saw the pix. from the look of his hairs, that man been mad for atleast a decade or more and i tell you man, no man will waste his life for that long just to stage a madness
PoliticsRe: We Saved N2.2trn Using TSA – PMB by umehmj(m): 7:40am On Feb 06, 2016
and they will say there is no money to implement the budget. and they still wanna go borrowing. i don't understand this government at all.
PoliticsRe: Buhari 'I Didn’t Know Why I Came To Rule Now'. by umehmj(m): 7:05am On Feb 06, 2016
sounds like the voice of a man scared of responsibility. sounds like a man that lacks the ability to challenge the challenges of this country. sounds like a man who clearly knows he does not have what it takes to govern but fought tooth and nail to be there. sounds like a man looking for the next man to blame for his lack of clues.

It is very obvious PMB wasn't prepared to govern us. i can't help but wonder why he wanted this power by every means. Is it for his personal gains and vendetta like we are witnessing now? leadership comes with it responsibility, but this man since he assumed office hasn't maned up and taken responsibility for anything. it's always one alibi to another, like a sissy. please someone should tell that man to shut up and start working to fix this country like he promised he would.
PoliticsRe: "Who Is Now Clueless"; Senator Bruce Takes A Swipe At APC Chairman John Oyegun by umehmj(m): 8:08am On Feb 05, 2016
My name is Ben Murray Bruce and im just making common sense. grin

only that common sense ain't common. if it is, half of Nigerian problem would have been solved cry

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