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CelebritiesRe: Ify Okeke's 17th Birthday Photoshoot Got People Confused by umuna(m): 4:41pm On Jun 04, 2017
No no no! what she meant was that , she is 71 years old grin cool
FlirtyKaren:
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5733714/3111852197-w640-h640/omotola-tbt9.jpg Ify Okeke's throwback photo on the set of "The Prostitute" staring Omotola, Kate Effiong many years ago



http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/nollywood-actress-ify-okeke-causes-confusion-celebrates-17th-birthday-photos.html
EducationRe: I Regret Bitterly Going To University. by umuna(m): 9:51pm On Jun 03, 2017
nwaimostate5:
I opened this new moniker just to lay my frustrations as typical Nigeria youth who is tired of the whole system.

when I was in secondary school I was among the best in my class,is either I came first, second or third I never had any position below them.
my parents were so happy and proud of me and vow to train me up to University education even if it will cost them starving just make sure I attend University because they were poor.
After hearing this from them I became so happy and elevated (remember those feelings then that u will go to University, those feelings no be here) at that time I don't think about anything else except University, jamb,post utme , life in campus and any other thing relating to University.
I wrote my first jamb in 2009, scored above 260, then score relatevely high post utme but I was denied admission in one of the federal University in Nigeria not because I didn't meet the cut off mark but because I don't have money to runs the admission,I lost the admission that year and became so frustrated and dejected.
let Make it short, i have been writing jamb from 2009 till lastly in 2013 when I got admission to study marketing in one the state University in South East.
I,m in my final year now studying marketing just few months for me to graduate.
You may be wondering while i,m writing this,now let me tell you.
I,m writing this first because ......
1 I,m frustrated right now because after graduation I will start roaming the streets looking for job.
2 Had it been I use those time I spent in writing jamb and do business by now I would have been s millionaire by now.
3 Had it been my parents advice me to learn trade by now I would have been my own oga controlling millions.
4 I have to start afresh and enter the streets for hustling because there is no jobs out there, so why the certificate when I can read and write with secondary education.

Then, why did I spent all the years looking for certificate that I may not use tomorrow because streets pays more than salary.
I remember how I hustle during holidays to meet up the needs in school thinking after graduation good jobs are there waiting for me.
Should I said I wasted my time acquiring University education or what, somebody should answer me.
I think I regret Ever going to University. No my friend you did not. The education you have acquired have opened your reasoning to new horizon. You can put this your new learning/thinking into use while on the streets hustling. You can do it, don't be afraid. when you start small, you appreciate what you have, when it is big. Good luck!
PoliticsRe: Gordon Obua Buried, Goodluck, Patience Jonathan Attend (Photos) by umuna(m): 9:29pm On Jun 03, 2017
kitaatita:
Public servant and nobody asks questions
The thing no tayer you
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Collapses, Dies On A Flight From Dubai To Luwanda. Do You Know Him? by umuna(m): 6:58pm On Jun 03, 2017
solid3:
Have they scanned his stomach?
You just spoke my mind!
CelebritiesRe: Menstruation Should Be Seen As A Form Of Disability – Dencia by umuna(m): 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2017
jointboy:
normal na.. I tire for some people oh
she want to dey knak dey go na.
CelebritiesRe: Menstruation Should Be Seen As A Form Of Disability – Dencia by umuna(m): 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



I agree with her sooo much! As my period comes only like harmattan season sha..i feel like its the end of the world for me embarassed embarassed embarassed

The pain i feel is like i broke all my bones into pieces cry cry cry
we can help you to ease the pains during that period! no side effects.
HealthRe: Can A Man Father A Child With One Testicle? by umuna(m): 6:43pm On Jun 03, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Sure you can ..but why did you sell yours Na?
Sharp guy cool grin
RomanceRe: Man Kneels & Proposes To His Girlfriend In Uyo (Photos) by umuna(m): 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2017
rosieluv:
awwn lovely
That means he has not knelt done for prayers before undecided?
RomanceRe: Girls, How Easy Is It To Totally Love A Broke Guy? by umuna(m): 6:27pm On Jun 03, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Who told you this angry
if not that most of our girls are lazy. Instead of looking for ready made dudes, why not look out for hard working guys, whom you are sure that, their future is bright! But when you have your mind on already made guys to date, it means you are a broke lady and looking for guys that would help you live your gold digging life!
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For A Guy To Date A Lady Four Years Without Sex? by umuna(m): 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2017
EyeBee04:
No mind the guy jare. when you know say you want to marry the gal, why wait for 4 years? courtship should not be more than a year. It is likely the guy is helping himself outside. LOL

It shows mumuism. It shows impotency. Da gal wil be shining her Congo codedly wit anoda sharp guy while u'r here forming respect wey no get reciprocal aand savin ur sperms for body cream. Guy wise up! Na mumu u dey mumu so. Many don pass dat roaad wey u dey on now and none fit dey proud tel da tale now.
RomanceRe: Lover Boy's Weird Letter To The Lady Pictured With Peter Okoye In Hotel by umuna(m): 11:17am On May 20, 2017
KingSINZ:
Is this what he wants to ruin his life for? grin


Where's Trapqueen77 when you need her gringrin
crawcraw dey de babe laps self. yeye dey smell!
RomanceRe: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by umuna(m): 11:13am On May 20, 2017
pocohantas:
Never deny him sex?
Then after spreading her leg like compass and allowing him turn her anyhow on the bed, he'll come online with his 10MB to talk about virgins?

Do you know how many calories you burn during sex?
That energy he uses to thrust and strive to hit Gspot, he should channel it into lucrative projects.

Is a broke guy even supposed to have an ereçtion?
Aaaah sister you are wicked! well liked your comment sha!
PoliticsRe: Eugene Anenih Slumps And Dies Of Heart Attack (Photo) by umuna(m): 9:17pm On May 14, 2017
HungerBAD:
He died in a Club?

Rest in peace brother. I have Nothing bad to say about you,as i see no reason to visit the sins of a father on the son.

May God give your family the fortitude to bear this painful loss at this time.
i believe he is
is the stock broker that recked proples life. it is pay back time!
Christianity EtcRe: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by umuna(m): 5:10pm On Apr 30, 2017
oyonu:
What u guys practice is religion and Christianity is not a religion. Religion put people in bondage while Christianity makes people free. He whom the son of man has made free is free Indeed John 8:36. Any religion or pastor that dictate how you will have sex with your own wife has put you in bondage. In as long as you are married and you are not committing adultery I don't believe God is angry on how you sex your wife. As a matter of fact, the Bible encourages pre-intimacy song of Solomon 2:6 even Paul admonished married people never to deprive each other sex 1cor7:5. Come to think of it, who taught Adam and Eve how to sex? They must have seen the animals doing it from the back and must have engage in the style. But you should know that people have sex in the style they are comfortable with hence the missionary style is popular while animals do it from the back because it is more comfortable for them. I say it again you will not go to hell for doing doggy style except u are fonicating
may God bless you really good! what i like most about your writ up is the quote about being free.
BusinessRe: Customers Groan As GTBank Grapples With Technical Issues by umuna(m): 3:07pm On Apr 22, 2017
olujastro:
Quick access to social media has made Nigerians especially the youths very impatient and insulting. They should learn to obey the 1st Law of Thermodynamics....No system is 100% efficient as there must be losses.
These services run on technology and technology has never been 100% reliable all the time, technical hitches are bound to happen occasionally.
GTB has always been at the forefront of bringing innovative technologies to the banking system in Nigeria while other banks follow afterwards.
I use GTB too among other banks and I can boldly say GTB has been reliable to me about 98% of the time. Cut them some slack.
you said what was on my mind. They are the best bank in 9ja for now.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Celebrity Pencil Artist Alesh Akeem Honours Lagos RRS Commander, ACP Disu by umuna(m): 9:38am On Apr 06, 2017
ChubbychummyICE:
How will u see an enemy as friend
But when you have security issues you run to them. Not all police officers are bad, so are astitute in their field of calling.
CareerRe: Nigerian Police Rank And Salary by umuna(m): 9:41am On Mar 27, 2017
Epositive:
police recruit's salary is a bit low if you ask me.... to me, the lowest rank of any force should be receiving nothing less than #35,000


"people sleep peaceably on their beds at night only because rough men are ready stand to do violence on their behalf" cool... GEORGE ORWELL


#positivevibes
The recruit is still in training school wherr he/she is being taken care of. The stiprnd is to buy soap and tooth brushes and other sundries.
CrimeRe: Lagos Traders Who Preserved Beans With Sniper Arrested (Photo) by umuna(m): 3:01pm On Mar 23, 2017
ekanDamie:
pls, what is snipper?
chemical used in killing insects and rodent. It is highly potent!
PoliticsRe: Harvard University Denies Dino Melaye Ever Studied There, Only Attended Seminar by umuna(m): 12:28pm On Mar 22, 2017
ehinmowo:
Since d time of John D Baptist, Nigeria suffereth violence and corruption rule it by force
i fear you o!
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead In Aba By A Policeman While On His Back Home From An Eatery by umuna(m): 9:17pm On Mar 18, 2017
deflover:
Why argue with the police U know they are mad But u went on to argue with them He died a useless death Even if the police man is killed He wasted his own life
he thought his odioshe would work
FashionRe: Check Out This Newspaper-Inspired Outfit (photo) by umuna(m): 9:12pm On Mar 18, 2017
creativity at its peak!
FoodRe: Do You Know This Spice Called Xylopia Aethiopica? by umuna(op): 10:08am On Mar 08, 2017
Temilaty:
Thanks....for the information
Temilaty:
Thanks....for the information
You are welcome dear!
FamilyRe: 21-Year-Old Mother Who Has Just One Arm (Photos) by umuna(m): 1:47pm On Mar 07, 2017
MayhorE:
how come in d last pics that left change to right? something's fishy
Mirror gives you a different view bro
FoodDo You Know This Spice Called Xylopia Aethiopica? by umuna(op): 10:25am On Mar 07, 2017
The spice/herb Xylopia Aethiopica is aromatic, bitter in taste with a ting of pepper. In Nigeria and Africa, it is used as a spice in some area, and as herbs in others, which are all under exploited! It is known by the Igbo's as (Uda), Yoruba's (Eruu), Hausa's (Kimba) and the Urhrobo's as (Urhirien). With my experience, observation and interest, it is only used in our societies and homes only for pepper soup making or in herbal drinks/mixtures being hawked (Iya la Agbos!).In Niger delta areas and the Igbo's, it is used actively when a pregnant woman puts to bed and the spice is used to bring out the bad blood in the womb, and after that, it's usage in the home ends.
From our experience in using this herb/spice, we noticed that, it could help in many ways like:

1. Are you having cough and asthmatic?
2. If you are catching cold, it could warm you up
3. Having stomach upset? diarrhoea or menstrual pains?
4. Could treat rheumatism
5. At times, I use to treat water before drinking(Not large water ooo)
6. Are you having Jede-jede and waist pain? it could help out.
7. Aah it could help you and madam in the other room! Lol
8. Do you work during the night period and needs to stay awake and focus? It could help out

This wonderful spice/herb is not only meant for pepper soup cooking, but can be used in different ways for the sustenance of mankind

TravelRe: Bike Rider Crushed To Death Along Benin-okene Road (Graphic Photos) by umuna(m): 1:57pm On Feb 18, 2017
pyyxxaro:
If it's not Dangote

WHO will embarassed
The thing no tire you.
westafricaherbs.com
BusinessRe: CBN Pegs Dollar Rate For School Fees, PTA At N375/$ by umuna(m): 1:46pm On Feb 18, 2017
Islie:
[b]Moves to tighten noose against FX round tripping




https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/02/18/cbn-pegs-dollar-rate-for-school-fees-pta-at-n375/
different exchange rates by CBN. Me tire o!
westafricaherbs.com
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dammy: The Endowed Naijaprincess Who Charges Guys $12 To Watch Her Twerk by umuna(m): 1:41pm On Feb 18, 2017
badassProdigy:
This Nigerian lady based in the United States of America is simply recognized as Ms Damn. She is very influential on Instagram where she boasts of over a million followers, even bigger than some of our celebrities down here. (Don Jazzy follows her too)

She specializes in twerking and known for doing the '#walktwerkclapaway' as seen on her Instagram bio. She is very proud of her Nigeria heritage and she refers to herself as the 'Naija Princess' which she includes on over 70% of the contents on her page.

She is also known to be very friendly with Nigerian guys on social media. She has a page on Connect Pal where each member pays about $12 dollars per month just to watch her dance seductively and display her bosom and bum.

According to reports, her page has thousands of subscribers making her a very rich young girl who merely sits back at home to smile to the bank without a regular job.

The curvy young lady who has a passion for stripping is also into event promotions as she is invited to nightclubs and other social gatherings to serve as a centre of attraction with handsome rewards.
Much personal details about her real names, education and family background remain fuzzy.


See more photos of Ms Damn below:


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/meet-damilola-endowed-naijaprincess-who.html?m=1
See bag of shit every where!

westafricaherbs.com
CelebritiesRe: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by umuna(m): 10:06pm On Feb 16, 2016
DeathStroke007:
A street bread seller becomes an object of half unclothedness on the front pages of magazines and that's successhuh
You may never know what true success is until you die and find yourself among those who submitted to their creator or those who would be losers in the Hereafter.
The dictionary may define success but it can't define true success..
Quran 3:19,Qur'an 3:85,Qur'an 3:102
you are thinking about 72 virgins! hypocrite!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are NOUN Degrees Well Recognised By Major Employers? by umuna(m): 10:01pm On Feb 16, 2016
smartmiss:
U will def b termed a graduate but b informed dat it isnt equivalent to B.sc gotten from state or fed unis. I'm guessing dey dnt do NYSC either. Most private companies n multinationals av der reservationz just d same way dey av reservations abt HND graduates. For example dey cant b employed as B.Sc holders r employed for entry level positions in banks buh only as contracts. Buh if dats d option u av den go for it cos ull still b a graduate n ull still get a job. I happen to have spoken to have spoken to a NOUN graduate dat eorks as a contract staff in a bank, dats ow i got to know
You lied here sister! I am a Noun graduate and i am doing excellently well in my work place. i am rated even more than other staff that attended other conventional university. At Noun, you do not have to sort any body to award you marks! you dig it out on your own
PoliticsRe: Entrance To Boko Haram Underground Silo Discovered By Nigerian Army (photo) by umuna(m): 12:01pm On Aug 03, 2015
freesinzu:
Thank God. We are getting there, #CHANGE
yes we are

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