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RomanceRe: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by UncleJJ(m): 7:58am On Jul 15, 2018
franchasng:
Back to your comment bro, you are more than correct. If I happen to have a female child in future, I will sure train her to learn how to make money with her hands and skills while growing up. She must have a skill aside academic qualification. She must understand that men value ladies with good financial worth...they fear such women....they behave well around such women.
You want to teach your daughter how to subdue men?

Would it not be more efficient parenting, if you spent your time teaching her about; justice, loyalty, commitment, dedication, equity, truthfulness, trustworthiness, responsibility.

You should be more concerned, why you daughter should send nude pictures and have phone se.x with a married man in America, while she is officially been courted. You should more interested in fixing your side of the broken fence and ensuring it never get broken in the future, and not searching for the owner of the other side of the broken fence.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Elected Afreximbank Chairman by UncleJJ(m): 3:26am On Jul 15, 2018
CSTR1005:
Given Nigeria's influence in afrieximbank, even a dog that is a minister of finance would be a big deal when it comes to Africa.
Sanusi as head of the CBN was heading the African Union of central banks on many occasions even as an Islamic education graduate.
It has more to do with Nigeria than the individual.
Kemi is still a forger, incompetent, and deserves jail time for her fraud.
Oluwole woman.
- Sanusi received his primary education at St. Anne’s Catholic Primary School in Kakuri, Kaduna
- King's College, Lagos, where he graduated in 1977from 1967 to 1972
- ABU, bachelor's degree in economics in 1981.
- ABU, masters degree in economics in 1983.
- Uni. Khartom, degree Islamic Law
- First Bank of Nigeria as an executive director in charge of risk and management control
- He was appointed Group Managing Director (CEO) in January 2009
- President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua nominated Sanusi governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria on 1 June 2009

In August 2009, Sanusi led the central bank in rescuing Afribank, Intercontinental Bank, Union Bank, Oceanic Bank and Finbank with ₦400 billion of public money and dismissing their chief executives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanusi_Lamido_Sanusi
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by UncleJJ(m):
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PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by UncleJJ(m): 12:50am On Jul 15, 2018
Eammy:
Please don't call someone stupid when you are not sure of your facts. S.A. is way above Nigeria on almost all indices. Do a research and argue with facts, not assumptions.
And Sweden is far better than America, on all indices.

Your are barely thinking!
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by UncleJJ(m): 10:27pm On Jul 14, 2018
tuniski:
You are the problem! Is Nigeria most diverse or larger than USA, yet USA is a model in development? Or the almost monolithic Syria in peace? Here in Africa, South Africa is very diverse and the leader in Africa!
S.A is the leader of Africa yet:

1. They Shoprite and MTN have their highest returns from Nigeria
2. The UN made us, Secretary
3. OPEC made us , Secretary
4. Africa EXIM bank made us chairman
5. We save, Gambia, Sierra Leona, Liberia
6. Cotonou, Togo, Benin .... longstory
7. Lagos is the richer than all African countries,except 4
8. Nigeria has the largest number of banks in West Africa
9. Nigeria has the largest number of educated migrants in the west

You must be stupid!
PoliticsRe: APC's #ekitidecides Poll And My Twitter Sentiment Analysis. See Winner. by UncleJJ(m): 3:56pm On Jul 12, 2018
sleemfesh:
Yes.
Because Nigerian politicians keep rigging it on ground.
INEC does not count votes cast on social media.

Please upload the json file.
PoliticsRe: Dangote's Deep-sea Pipeline project exposes the Lagos crude oil fraud by UncleJJ(m): 1:07am On Jun 18, 2018
TylerDurden:
We will NOT allow him lift any gas from the ND.
These are the states that are officially recognized as "niger-delta"

imo
anambra
abia
delta
edo
akwa ibom
lagos
ondo
bayelsa
crossriver
rivers

Which one of these states are you talking about when use say "Niger-Delta"? Do you mean the South-South?

If you refer to the SS, these are the states that constitute the SS;

edo/delta
akwa/cross
rivers/bayelsa

Do you refer to all the states in the SS or all the states in the Niger-Delta region?

I am confused, I am yet to meet a Nigerian who has ancestral roots in more than 3 states and it seems you have ancestral roots in 6 - 10. And, not only do you have roots, you give us the impression that you have influence over the very many oil producing ancestral territories in the ND or SS.

Is this a case of confusion or drug abuse?
PoliticsRe: We Pay N1.5billion To Poorest Nigerians Monthly - VP Osinbajo Says by UncleJJ(m): 11:16pm On Apr 12, 2018
PoliticsRe: We Pay N1.5billion To Poorest Nigerians Monthly - VP Osinbajo Says by UncleJJ(m): 11:14pm On Apr 12, 2018
Jirate:
The VP is lying, they are not paying anybody, they have been eating the money. I rather trust Satan than trust APC. cool
https://www.nairaland.com/3546660/n-power-just-received-stipend

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4676811_img20161230152847_jpeg60b0cf9510a44714e96a3467f977a372
PoliticsRe: We Are Yet To Confirm Anambra’s Oil Producing Status – Deputy Gov by UncleJJ(m): 9:03pm On Apr 12, 2018
Sunnynwa:
What do you even mean by employment status? Is a tax document not evidence of employment status or you live in a cave? Download everything I've posted here so you can use them as point if contact to pray to God to change your situation Bro. If you need my assistance, I'm always happy to help you ruggedized1 nwanna. Anyi bu ofu.

Now, here's my tax statement for 2016/2017. Mu na gi abughi ogbo. Ask Stanel about me, he used to be my boy.
26000 GBP isn't a lot of money.
PoliticsRe: We Are Yet To Confirm Anambra’s Oil Producing Status – Deputy Gov by UncleJJ(m): 8:36pm On Apr 12, 2018
FKO81:
IGR doesn't measure economy, Anambra is fourth largest economy after Lagos, Rivers and FCT
Cashin, P. IMF Econ Rev (1995) 42: 237. https://doi.org/10.2307/3867572
Government Spending, Taxes, and Economic Growth


The theoretical implications of the model are then tested with data from 23 developed countries between 1971 and 1988, and time series cross sectional results are obtained that support the proposed influence of the public finance variables on economic growth.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Muslims Celebrate White Weddings Too? Isn't It For Christians? by UncleJJ(m): 3:15pm On Mar 25, 2018
Prechbills:
dangote's daughter did white wedding, ajimobi's son and kano state governor's daughter also celebrated wedding yet they're Muslims.


Muslims when did you guys start doing wedding? undecided
So you came to Nairaland to find out, when you could go to google scholar?

Chesser, Barbara Jo. “Analysis of Wedding Rituals: An Attempt to Make Weddings More Meaningful.” Family Relations, vol. 29, no. 2, 1980, pp. 204–209. JSTOR, JSTOR, www.jstor.org/stable/584073.

Charsley, Simon. "The wedding cake: History and meanings." Folklore 99.2 (1988): 232-241.


Read and grow wise.
PoliticsRe: The Real Meaning Of "19 Northern States" Of Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 9:57am On Mar 19, 2018
19/36
PoliticsRe: Buhari, It's Time To Go - By Emmanuel Ogundele by UncleJJ(m):
nwabobo: Not that there was anything to choose from between a weakling called Goodluck Jonathan who allowed free stealing to go on in his government unabated
Does Emmanuel Ogundele claim GEJ was oblivious or perhaps not complicit in regards to the unabated pilfering of the Nigeria's endowments? He spent 2 paragraphs white washing GEJ; the most interesting statement is "Truly we got rid of Jonathan and look at what we have." The writer attempts to rewrite GEJ's role in Nigeria's current dilemma from predator to prey.

If you acquired a used car from a dealer, who would you say is responsible for the mileage accumulated on the vehicle's speedometer.


nwabobo: I believe that Osinbajo is more competent that Buhari
There is a 99.9% chance Osinbajo will be the preferred candidate of the APC in the future all things remaining equal. However, if the current president declines to run for presidency; the north may insist on 4 more years, which will actually turn to 8 years.


This article is more of a subliminal political manifesto; an indirect endorsement of the opposition whoever it may be. It is not different from President Obasanjo's letter, which like this was designed to inspire mass hysteria.

Everybody can identify problems, even the roadside mechanic can tell you about issues Nigeria is contending with. But, nobody can offer Nigerians a real sustainable long term solutions. Nigerian's themselves will have to figure this out for themselves.
PoliticsRe: The Quickest Route To Making The North Accept Restructuring by UncleJJ(m): 7:45pm On Mar 17, 2018
shervydman:
Refute my claim n stop scaling around like a monkey.
Please hold.
PoliticsRe: The Quickest Route To Making The North Accept Restructuring by UncleJJ(m): 7:44pm On Mar 17, 2018
Cooly100:
Nobody needs your food in the east...
The moment you are unable to compose yourself and support your opinions with verifiable facts.

You need to sit down and ask yourself: Do I know what I am talking about.
PoliticsRe: The Quickest Route To Making The North Accept Restructuring by UncleJJ(m): 7:31pm On Mar 17, 2018
shervydman:
Stop posting jargons, abeg...which north produces food for d country?? Majority of our agricultural produce comes from d middle-belt and they're not associating themselves with the parasitic north.
Listen to yourself .. "and they are not associating themselves with the parasitic north".

This should be the most uninformed comment I have read this week; written by a Nigerian child.
PoliticsRe: The Quickest Route To Making The North Accept Restructuring by UncleJJ(m): 7:13pm On Mar 17, 2018
Cooly100:
Nigerians in Diaspora sent more than $21 billion yearly since 2015...My region has more than 65% of that contribution.
Regardless, of whatever region you are from. Nigeria does not keep records so meticulously as to know the ancestral heritage of individuals who remit foreign earnings.

Secondly, Nigeria has a tax code and these are the recommendations on foreign earnings:

1. * Personal Income tax decree 104 of 1993
proceeds of foreign earnings that are repatriated into Nigeria in convertible currencies, to which concessional tax rates apply;
all salaries, dividends, interest, rent, royalties, fees, commissions, etc., earned from abroad and brought into Nigeria by Nigerian residents,
provided the income is received in convertible currency that is paid into a domiciliary account in a bank approved by the government;
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2. ** Tax credit allowable against tax payable on income derived from outside Nigeria
Notwithstanding the provisions of section 3 (l) of this Act, where a resident derives income from a source outside Nigeria and the income is brought into Nigeria through Government approved channels, he shall be allowed a tax credit against the tax payable by him but the tax credit shall not exceed the proportion of his total tax for the year of assessment which that income derived from outside and brought into Nigeria bears to his aggregate income chargeable to tax in Nigeria.
So, when money is remitted to Nigeria it is either tax free or receive's a tax credit. Little or nothing goes into the government coffers.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Collapse If Buhari Wins 2019 Election – Obasanjo by UncleJJ(m): 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2018
Obasanjo blew Odi to bits, our country did not collapse.
Obasanjo was the executive producer Zaki Biam, our country did not collapse.
Obasanjo denied Kogi state, the steel mill by refusing to complete the contract .. we never die.
Obasanjo is at the center of the fundamental problems Nigeria has today.

And, I still maintain... Yar'adua could have lived longer.
PoliticsRe: The Quickest Route To Making The North Accept Restructuring by UncleJJ(m): 1:41pm On Mar 17, 2018
Just think of what the North would do if they don't taste power at the center for the next 20 years with no hope of ever getting there again!
Obasanjo ruled Nigeria for 8 years, Jonathan for 6 in total , the south has ruled for 14
Yar'adua ruled for 2 years, Buhari for 3 years, the north has 5 years since the return to democracy.

One cannot become president without overwhelming support from the north.

You should be on facebook or instagram or one of those porn sites. You don't have the IQ to be here.
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PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Donald Trump's 'Shithole Countries' Comment (Video) by UncleJJ(m): 7:04pm On Jan 22, 2018
PoliticsRe: An Insight On Benue Killings And Thought Provoking Issues On Cattle Breeding by UncleJJ(m): 4:36am On Jan 19, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista
You took to long to get to your point. When you got there, it was emotional angry.

I support you nonetheless, and hope you will continue to share your views well informed or not.

You should concentrate on facts, strip out the noise - your tirade about the label "militant" was a distraction.

On Nairaland threads often derial when the are lack in facts and strong arguments.

Google scholar is the first place to look. Spend 30 minutes reading a paper and you will gain a lifetime of information. Most of the views aired over the media are often wrong. Use the research papers; arm yourself with "valid" information.

You can cite them in your writings, as authoritative. This will discourage the uninitiated, and guarantee that your "report" is welcomed with well grounded criticism.

Your first few lines are your main thesis or summary. The intellectuals will stay on the thread, the uninitiated will leave; if they persist, they will be ignored.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Again Shown His Hatred For Igbos In NNPC Appointment – Ohaneze by UncleJJ(m):
PoliticsRe: Please As A Niger Deltan I Support For The Seperation Of Nigeria by UncleJJ(m):
PoliticsRe: Please As A Niger Deltan I Support For The Seperation Of Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 2:36am On Sep 04, 2017
julietm123:
What nonsense!
It makes the other party lazy and take things for granted.There must be a level playing ground. We are all Nigerians.
It makes no one lazy. It only goes to show that you are not as intelligent as the candidates from your state.

Why is it so hard to understand that, you will be judged based on your state's performance.

If students from state A's mean mark is 300 and students from state B's mean mark 200. Why should a student from a state A with a total of 250, demand that he should be treated the same way a student from state B with a total of 208 is treated.

If you're are from state A, you need a minimum of 300 marks to scale through. If you are from state B you need a minimum of 200 to scale through.

Why are you complaining? You are simply not as smart as the candidates from state A, and you are from state A.

Your failure simply shows, that several candidate from your state or catchment area are better than you.

Go to the private sector and get a job. After all, your are "qualified". grin
PoliticsRe: Please As A Niger Deltan I Support For The Seperation Of Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 8:30pm On Sep 03, 2017
bayelsaowei:
Can you imagine many qualified candidates were rejected because of the quota system crap and more so in exchange For candidates who scored lower than required by the companyhuh
Your quota was filled and you want them to take another state's quota to satisfy you because you're qualified.

Are you the only qualified person to apply. What about the last 500 C.V you submitted, did any of the companies call you back?

Were you not qualified?

Better double your hustle. If the cuttoff was 100 and your states candidates average was 150 and you scored 145, how can you be qualified?

If another state's average was 115, and the guy who got the job score 120, is he not qualified. First you beat the general cutoff points, then you beat your categories cutoff points.

Always complain about quota system but do not know how it works. And yet you claim you're qualified.
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