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FamilyRe: Pls Has Anyone Used Dove Bar Soap Before? by UncleJJ(m): 4:40pm On Apr 23, 2020
sassysure:
We also have dudu osun.
Better than done any day and is locally made grin
Why don't you just recommend hydrochloric acid!

You'll burn faster with a smaller qty. wink
RomanceRe: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m): 11:17am On Apr 23, 2020
cassidy1996:
I married her at 35, she's the best thing that has happened to me...... we born full every where... na GOD get power....
She's at the upper percentile of the bell curve!
RomanceRe: Girls Who Sleep With Married Men by UncleJJ(m): 10:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Liliantalks:
what leftovers , he’s more like my fuckmate ,, it’s better than hving sex with many single men who won’t take u seriously �, no be Bleep Una still Dey Bleep ?
I see your point.
CrimeRe: Odekpe & Allah N'Onugwa In Anambra Renew Land Dispute Attacks Against Each Other by UncleJJ(m): 10:16am On Apr 23, 2020
obiekunie2:
i am an indegene of aambra state.

in fact i was born, bread and buttered in anambra state but this is the first time am hearing this names!

bia nwokem did you say the name is allah mee gini??

in this our anambra statehuh

this one don pass be careful!

hia!! ejikwa'm oguooo!








Modified:

bia op seems you are mixing things up.

this pics look more like kogi state!

the house are just like houses in kogi state.



are you sure this is not communities in kogi statehuh

PoliticsRe: Almost Every Nigerian Pays Tax. What Has The FG Done With Your VAT? by UncleJJ(m): 9:34am On Apr 22, 2020
Blue3k:
Here's what the did with the cash. In Q1 2019 Vat represented 34% of non-oil taxes and less than 1% of gross taxes.
Why can't people like you come early, hopefully, the second person to post.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by UncleJJ(m): 9:21am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.
grin
RomanceRe: Men's Virginity by UncleJJ(m):
Ladyhippolyta88:
Not every woman burst or bleeds during the first sex so enlighten yourself and it may burst even without having sex but by doing sports or streinous things.Attaching hymen to virginity is nit a 100% correct.A virgin is someone with no form or history of sexual intercourse the issue of hymen or bursting is not the main thing those are just cultural and religious connotations
Less than one percent do not bleed on first penetration. Bleeding is a very reliable indicator of a womans virginity.

Bleeding is not just "evidence" of chastity and value but also symbolic; a seal that metaphysically unites a man to a girl.
Some also believe it is akin to "lifting a viel to access hidden (secrets)"; where the stream of blood prooves that what
one has gained access to is in fact - a secret.
CrimeRe: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by UncleJJ(m): 12:39pm On Apr 15, 2020
Karleb:
But what do we do about those legally marrying under 15 girls in the North? Are they immune to arrest?
cry
RomanceRe: Choose: Would You Marry The One You Love Or Love The One You Marry? by UncleJJ(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2020
Favy1235:
He will always tolorate and forgive you no matter what.
I can't risk my heart for heartbreak
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by UncleJJ(m): 11:40am On Apr 05, 2020
China’s Dominance of 5G Networks Puts U.S. Economic Future at Stake, Barr Warns

The attorney general said Chinese companies were winning the fight for the next generation of telecom networks, posing both an economic and national security threat.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/06/us/politics/barr-5g.html

effissyman:
Why is most people against this 5G network... definitely there is something more to it..
We need to dig dip more on the effect of it to human health.
FamilyRe: Make Sure You Marry A Woman Who Makes Money by UncleJJ(m): 12:40am On Apr 01, 2020
sweetrace:
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a woman making her own money. Just like there’s nothing wrong with a woman who decides to be a stay at home mum so she can raise children who will add value to their world. There is no wrong or right way.
+1 for the stay home mums and their fat babies. grin
FamilyRe: Never Accept S*x After Marriage, I Did And I Am Regretting Now–married Lady Says by UncleJJ(m):
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
That's why they want virgin girls who can't tell the difference between their China products and correct German machines as she had no prior experience to juxtapose grin.
Yeah first you have to been rode by:

- an Audi,
- a Mercedes
- an Opel
- a Porsche
- a BMW
- a couple of Chinese cars.

The issue then becomes the tire marks, skid marks and wear and tear that happens after all this.

Do you know how intoxicating the new car scent is?
The plastic coverings affirm that your money was well spent. cool
The innocence the engine displays, when you throttle down or how it surrenders when you hit the brakes.
The firm car seats, and responsive gears grin. The pride and bragging rights that low mileage affords you.

No man in his right senses would prefer a tokunbo vehicle over a brand new car; regardless of his pocket "size" wink or experience.
PoliticsRe: Where Are Those People Saying There Are Indigenous Igbos In Akwa Ibom? by UncleJJ(m): 7:48pm On Oct 03, 2019
Glad people who have a stake in this are speaking out.

Please reach out to your brothers on Facebook, I know you have a group, take a moment to share these threads to them;
they should know!


Cletus77:
I know SE/SS are to a large extent politically united, we should learn to say the truth always. There are no indigenous Igbos in Akwa Ibom as someone claimed, and that fake map oilPussy presented, there are no Ekois in Akwa Ibom as well only in Cross River state. I don't know much about Cross River but as for my State Akwa Ibom I can bodly tell you that they're no indigenous igbos. They can have Igbo and Ibom populations in Akwa Ibom and Abia due to business relations and intermarriage between them and that's it. Just as they're a lot of Akwa ibomites in Rivers state due to the regional economic status of Port Harcourt, and Igbos in Lagos, that doesn't give us a bragging right with the natives of the state.

The main languages in Akwa Ibom are Annang, Ibibio, Oron and Obolo(also spoken in Rivers state). The rests are considered dialects of the aforementioned ones but can also choose their status. Ibom languages are mutually intelligible with one another as well as Efik in Cross River state. Although they're various dialects, I think everyone can understand Ibibio

Am proudly an Annang guy
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by UncleJJ(m): 9:10am On Jul 10, 2019
MTN, can someone please fix the reserve number search @ https://www.mtnonline.com/numbersearch

I already spoke to 2 of your oblivious support agents via chat.

FamilyRe: My Wife Has Reduced Me To A Common Trash. by UncleJJ(m): 4:09pm On Feb 26, 2019
grafixdon:
What kidda advice is this? The man said he's jobless you're advising him to buy massage table of 300k. You're practically telling him to worship his wife and his life should evolve around her. It's doesn't work that way, she'll take advantage.

OP. I'll not advice you to leave your wife because of the kids, but you deserve to be happy. Don't kill yourself to satisfy any woman,
This how they destroy people's marriages. They copy all sorts of stuff from American blogs and paste it into your life.

He said "wash the plates even if you have a maid" Like WTF
RomanceRe: Our Greed For Money & Flashy Things Can Never Lead Us Anywhere - Nigerian Lady by UncleJJ(m): 3:29pm On Feb 26, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
She should shut it.... When men see a lady who will build up with them but decide to go for the flashy, classy ones he'll spend to maintain, whose fault is that?

There's seriously no need thrashing out some realities.
Older an married women are also to blame.

These days it's rare to find women giving each other good advice.

For instance a married elder Sister would know two single men, she can hook her younger one up with. She would always choose the wealthier guy whom often cannot explain exactly what he does for money or even rarely talks about business; businessmen always talk about business.

It's no more about family names and good genes. It's like men's standard for wives never changed but women just keep going lower and lower.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of AIG Abubakar Adamu Mohammed, The New Inspector-general Of Police by UncleJJ(m): 12:22am On Jan 15, 2019
biafranation:
Notice how he didn't appoint DIGP but AIGP? Because all next in line are southerners. Same thing with the outgoing IG; he was AIGP.
What are their names, ranks and date of commission?
PoliticsRe: VIDEO - Lagos Market Women Shower Praises On Osinbajo by UncleJJ(m): 4:05pm On Nov 14, 2018
Optional09:
Because of 10k. not up to .00000000001 percent of your future and your children’s future they have destroyed.
So when you buy that disease infested pure water, you do not stand under the raging sun to "demand" for your change.
Technology MarketRe: SHOP & SHIP ON AMAZON, EBAY, USA AND UK SITES by UncleJJ(m): 1:09pm On Nov 14, 2018
Can you ship only.
ProgrammingRe: Nairaland Programming Competition 2018 - Total stakes 210k!! by UncleJJ(m):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by UncleJJ(m): 9:08pm On Aug 28, 2018
stevenakp:
Congrats guys.(Bootcampers)
Come and show Andela what you're made of cool cool.

For the other guys.
Well, see this as an opportunity to learn, grow and prepare.
Regarding housing; I heard Andela makes provisions for its fellows.

Does Andela provide housing?
PoliticsRe: Crowd Welcome Godswill Akpabio In Akwa Ibom With Brooms (Photos) by UncleJJ(m): 9:31pm On Aug 07, 2018
ugom123:
skillset is in high demand currently..

whatsapp me: 907 0 30 4608

or ma-il here: robertwooden3d at gmail dot com

check out some of my recent earnings...
Fraudster ! How can you have time to train, when your making money?

You just a thief.
PoliticsRe: How INEC Rigged Ekiti Election By A Facebook User. by UncleJJ(m): 2:06pm On Jul 20, 2018
Reads like a script from a home video starring Regina Daniels.
PropertiesRe: 10000 AK47 How Much Will It Cost And How Can I Get It Delivered by UncleJJ(m): 12:46am On Jul 16, 2018
Signs that the OP is psychologically challenged:
https://www.nairaland.com/3159001/evidences-akpabio-yoruba-mercenaries
PoliticsRe: Help!! We Are All Going Mad. by UncleJJ(m): 12:44am On Jul 16, 2018
When your were learning in primary school; did you ever come across a paragraph?
PoliticsRe: Yekini Nabena: Saraki Betrayed APC, He's A Traitor & A Double Agent by UncleJJ(m): 12:42am On Jul 16, 2018
FAKE NEWS
PoliticsRe: I Weep For My Yoruba Brothers, The Man Finally Dies by UncleJJ(m): 5:19pm On Jul 15, 2018
Ziggylady:
Sorry for you if you think i actually joined Nairaland this year..lol!
I have proof, you do not!
PoliticsRe: I Weep For My Yoruba Brothers, The Man Finally Dies by UncleJJ(m): 5:15pm On Jul 15, 2018
Ziggylady:
I am happy for Yorubas biko...Fulani Herdsmen grazing colony and routes loading smiley
Time registered: May 24, 2018
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Ayo Fayose: See You Soon (Photo) by UncleJJ(m):
angry

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