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Politics › Re: Governor Fubara Appoints Former Assembly Speaker, Edison As Chief Of Staff by UncleKoboko: 8:56am On Jan 02, 2024
No be only Givernor grin
Celebrities › Re: Sam Larry Spotted Giving Xmas Food To Lagosians (video) by UncleKoboko: 10:49pm On Jan 01, 2024
Oloriburuku tout.

Justice for mohbad!
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 200k In 2024? by UncleKoboko: 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2024
POS
If you have a space already:
Barbing
Tailoring

If you have a land
Farming
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Cute Abiola Share Lovely Family Photos From Mecca by UncleKoboko: 10:05pm On Jan 01, 2024
Bonapart:
that's how it works? grin cheesy funny religion, funny people
Oloriburuku mumu
What's more funny when your pope just authorised gay marriage? Shameless people.
Hypocrite and evil doer grin
Politics › Re: More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As Discos Set To Increase Electricity Tariff by UncleKoboko: 8:28pm On Jan 01, 2024
E nor go better for disco

Bunch of Incompetent bastards.

THEIR MAJOR PROBLEM IS THEIR NONCHALANT ATTITUDE TO CUSTOMER SERVICE.


MANY NIGERIANS ARE NOT PAYING FOR POWER, THE FEW THAT ARE PAYING ARE NOT PAYING THE CORRECT AMOUNTS. SOME ARE UNDERPAYING AND MOST ARE OVERPAYING, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE ON ANALOGUE METERS.


MANY NIGERIANS ON PREPAID METERS HAVE BYPASSED THEIR METERS, CHEATING THE SYSTEM.
THE USELESS POWER COMPANY DON'T DO ROUTINE CHECKS ON THEIR METERS TO CHECK FOR ILLEGAL CONNECTIONS, EVEN WHEN WHISTLE BLOWERS REPORT, THEY WON'T COME TO INVESTIGATE.

MANY OF THEIR STAFF ARE EVEN THE ONES HELPING PEOPLE TO DO THE ILLEGAL CONNECTIONS.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Warship Alborz Enters The Red Sea by UncleKoboko: 8:00pm On Jan 01, 2024
Chispa:
hahahahahahaha, kids stuff. US will smoke it in hurry.
Mumu
Kids stuff, Iran, Russia, China and North Korea will retaliate grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Warship Alborz Enters The Red Sea by UncleKoboko: 7:58pm On Jan 01, 2024
Righteousness2:
Any being or nation who puts himself against the Apple of God's eye will sink in the red sea like pharoah and all his hosts.
Mumu
You still carry your slave mentality enter new year.
E nor go better for those useless terrorists you dey refer to apple of God's eyes.
Mumu chosen mumu jobless boy.
All your mates done marry u still dey mumu yourself.
Fashion › Re: Would You Agree To Your Fiancee Wearing Trousers For Wedding? by UncleKoboko: 7:54pm On Jan 01, 2024
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Oloriburuku mumu post nonsense everywhere
Celebrities › Re: Victor Osimhen Storm Redeemed Christian Church To Attend Crossover Service (vid) by UncleKoboko: 5:45pm On Jan 01, 2024
Lovestrong:
learn to dey reason, no dey tk matter personal.
Oponu
Family › Re: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by UncleKoboko: 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2024
franconian:
Which kin family be that?
ONLY IGBO FAMILIES. RESPECT ONLY COMES WITH WEALTH...
Celebrities › Re: Victor Osimhen Storm Redeemed Christian Church To Attend Crossover Service (vid) by UncleKoboko: 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2024
EndNairalandNow:
Look at how all the females are smiling sheepishly for no reason. He can tell that Mummy GO to off her pant right there and she will say its God's command.


Just have money and women will flood you.
Really?
So if ya mama be mommy g.o, she go off pant?
Celebrities › Re: Davido & Olamide Brought Out Gov Sanwo Olu To Dance & Perform Live On Stage by UncleKoboko: 12:04pm On Jan 01, 2024
Slytiger:
The event sold out.
Sold out?
Lagos countdown used to be free before covid.
What happened?
Celebrities › Re: Davido & Olamide Brought Out Gov Sanwo Olu To Dance & Perform Live On Stage by UncleKoboko: 12:02pm On Jan 01, 2024
grin
Family › Re: Moment Lady Calls Her Dad Before Accepting Her Fiance’s Marriage Proposal (vid) by UncleKoboko: 11:52am On Jan 01, 2024
Nackzy:
You're a very big fool for thinking that way you think they jst met out of the blue and engaged abi fool, where is it written that in every engagements the girl is suppose to call the Dad, idiot animal haven't you seen instances where the brides family control their inlaw like a puppet, Animal you will just come online and spew rubbish, calling another person mumu, it shows you're an illiterate you're not constructive and mature enough to express your opinion, check out how constructive others are in thier opinion on this matter,
Oloriburuku mumu
You're just a senseless dolt. Oloriburuku pig.
Where is it written that a girl can not call her father before accepting a proposal?
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Still Test Running – NNPC by UncleKoboko: 6:46am On Jan 01, 2024
happney65:
"The Port Harcourt refinery will start working by December 2023, yada yada yada. grin"

You people should sha come and apologize to us. Starting from Baba Obasanjo that you people abused who told you the truth that it can't work

Rubbish
Obasanjo is a useless shameless bastard.
During his tenure, he spent billions of dollars on repairs of the refineries BUT NO SINGLE LITRE OF PETROLEUM WAS REFINED BY ANY OF THE FOUR REFINERIES THEN.
HE'S A SENILE AND CORRUPT SHAMELESS MAN.
Family › Re: Moment Lady Calls Her Dad Before Accepting Her Fiance’s Marriage Proposal (vid) by UncleKoboko: 10:12pm On Dec 31, 2023
Nackzy:
Daddy's child, this is really a bad sign, but the guy isn't smart enough to decipher the meaning, the dad will practically dictates everything that happens in that marriage, my guess though
Not at all mumu
IT'S RESPECT.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR 18-20 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER COMES HOME TO TELL YOU SHE ACCEPTED SOME STRANGER GUY'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AND ENGAGEMENT RING?
UNA NO DEY THINK AT ALL?
Politics › Re: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by UncleKoboko: 10:06pm On Dec 31, 2023
Not japa ing long time ago when I could easily if I wanted to...


Nigeria is SINKING...
Family › Re: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by UncleKoboko: 3:44pm On Dec 31, 2023
Giftedhand47:
I have a chronic anger problem I've tried not to get angry and overlook things but this demonic spirit will just do his thing
Pls help me i really need tips from Nairaland family.don't know I may get help here . Thanks
You don't have any anger issues, you're just being stupid and taking advantage of people you can take advantage of.

If truly you have anger issues, how many people have you killed?
How many soldiers or mopol with gun have you slapped?
Dey play anger man grin
You know your boundaries and the limits of your anger grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Must Repent Today, Even If You Profess Jesus by UncleKoboko: 11:39am On Dec 31, 2023
Emmanuel30a:
Dindinrin and weyreh you are?
Oloriburuku ọmọ ẹru
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Must Repent Today, Even If You Profess Jesus by UncleKoboko: 11:38am On Dec 31, 2023
Basicend:
The Book of The Law (Bible) is not a story book, but a revelation. It is a spiritual guide / book to those that the Almighty God, Tru Jesus Christ has revealed himself unto.

You cannot know Jehovah or the touch of His hands, unless He decides to reveal himself to you.

That is why you will not understand him.
Give me a prove for this claim
Culture › Re: Nigerian Slay Queens Twerk For Masquerade (photos) by UncleKoboko: 11:34am On Dec 31, 2023
Oloriburuku fish brains.

At the end of the day, when her womb is locked and she's barren or she start giving birth to goat-looking children, she won't remember this event..


More than 80% of Nigerian girls of this generation will twerk, sleep with and do ANYTHING FOR MONEY AND ATTENTION.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood's 6 Highest-Grossing Movies Of 2023 by UncleKoboko: 11:33am On Dec 31, 2023
PureFace1:
Nollywood is really trying to be honest with the budget they have.

Hollywood use millions of dollar to shoot a movie, why wouldn't it be better ?
Who send dem message?
Is it by force?
At the end of, you'll use 5k to watch a movie they used 1m naira to produce, and the same 5k for a movie they used 1m dollars to produce.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood's 6 Highest-Grossing Movies Of 2023 by UncleKoboko: 11:30am On Dec 31, 2023
hakeemhakeem:
So you expect Naija movies to be war film story lines? Where some bad ass want to hijack the president plane and special force went to rescue kidnapped school children.Those films are our day to day activies though they needs some improvement
So those war, rescue, horror, SciFi, vampire etc are day-to-day activities in the west?

RECEIVE SENSE!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Must Repent Today, Even If You Profess Jesus by UncleKoboko: 11:26am On Dec 31, 2023
Over 3000 religions...
Over 2000 gods...


But the christain god is the one true god, BECAUSE THEIR STORYBOOK (BIBLE) SAYS SO grin grin grin grin grin grin

Ask them for any prove, and they'll still quote the same storybook to you cheesy grin grin Very deluded.

WEYREY people.
Family › Re: One Day, He Will Be Told To Choose Between His Girlfriend And Mother (Picture) by UncleKoboko: 11:25am On Dec 31, 2023
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Oloriburuku
Stop spamming and posting nonsense everywhere.
Get a life.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood's 6 Highest-Grossing Movies Of 2023 by UncleKoboko: 11:10am On Dec 31, 2023
Guys and men that goes to the cinema to see Nollywood movies, HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT? grin grin grin

Nollywood movies that mostly lacks quality and action. With their poor storyline and mostly predictable.


They just usually sit in the living room or bedroom to TALK in most of their movies grin

Siddon talk film grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Beating A Woman Is A TABOO And This Is What It Would Do To You by UncleKoboko: 6:26am On Dec 31, 2023
Orisablog:
Beating a woman is a Taboo, this is what it would do to you




Like some men I must have beaten a woman in the past unknown to me the consequences of my actions.




To be a woman is a taboo in the spiritual realm and all Spiritual Man are advised to desist from such childish act.




I know woman can be frustrating and tempting but you must resist.




The world we are living in today is fragile and deadly , woman are behaving more irrational, woman are behaving more self centered, woman are behaving more cunning, woman re behaving in any way you wouldn't expect .


So don't trust any woman, that your child may be from your best friend or even your dad property .



Why are woman like this?

It is not their fault, it's their season.


It's because of Men like you have put them through in the past, the female energy is really angry.


What will happen to you if you beat a woman?

Without a woman, there is no success.

The moment you beat a woman, you reduced and start reducing the female energy in you.

If you don't know, you need woman to win contract, you need woman to make it in Life

Some people called it EYONU awon Agba . The Unexplainable Love people have towards you is what is called EYONU awon Agba.

The moment you beat a woman, you exhausted that EYONU awon Agba. The love people have towards you will start changing , people that see you and smile might now see you and freon their face. You have exhausted the female energy within you and you no longer have their support until you beg the elders and repent.


This is why many people would do ebe awon agba times over times and times over. They have failed to understand how things work .


What are you supposed to do instead of beating a woman?

There are many things you can do.

First thing first is to report such a woman to their fellow woman, let a woman handle her fellow woman.

What do I OLUWO AJE NLA www.orisa.com.ng mean by reporting to a fellow woman.

You just have to go to awon Agba, IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO and report your case.

IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO would take it up and do the Job in keeping balance.

Nothing to do on your own end .




How do you contact IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO for reporting ?

For every family there is an elder in that family, you might think it's bad to report your wife but it's the best thing to do instead of beating her.


If you are Spiritual traveller like me, you know how to summon IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO

If you are a spiritual man like me you know where the meeting is hold. Go and make your report.



This article is a direct inspiration from IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO.

Am a man woman, woman loved me as their son, boyfriend, husband, father , brother etc

I know it's not me that they love, it's the energy within and all around me that is attractive to them, it is the energy of IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO that is magnetic and doing the work .


I remain Humble and Simple, am OLUWO AJE NLA, son of IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO.


For IFA consultation and Divination+2347031178647
Please do the opposite.
Beating a man...
Politics › Re: Exploded Gas Cylinder Causes Fire At National Theatre, Lagos by UncleKoboko: 1:09am On Dec 31, 2023
Sabotage
Health › Re: I Am 39 Weeks And 5 Day Pregnant. What Do I Do To Induce Labour Naturally by UncleKoboko: 11:52pm On Dec 30, 2023
dominique:
I heard something about castor oil but I honestly don't know it works. You're most likely having a girl, na dem dey tie gele do make-up, fix nails while in there while their male counterparts would have bounced out around 38 weeks. Speaking from experience sha.
Opposite
Romance › Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by UncleKoboko: 11:00pm On Dec 30, 2023
malaria:
Yes full time. Not all men want sex from women , not all women want money from men ..If you ever find a genuine friendship of the opposite sex .you will know life is not all about sex. The main thing they should all draw their boundaries when necessary.
Maybe a friendship relationship with your family members though...

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