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franconian:
Which kin family be that?

ONLY IGBO FAMILIES. RESPECT ONLY COMES WITH WEALTH...

EndNairalandNow:
Look at how all the females are smiling sheepishly for no reason. He can tell that Mummy GO to off her pant right there and she will say its God's command.


Just have money and women will flood you.

Really?
So if ya mama be mommy g.o, she go off pant?

Slytiger:
The event sold out.

Sold out?
Lagos countdown used to be free before covid.
What happened?

Nackzy:
You're a very big fool for thinking that way you think they jst met out of the blue and engaged abi fool, where is it written that in every engagements the girl is suppose to call the Dad, idiot animal haven't you seen instances where the brides family control their inlaw like a puppet, Animal you will just come online and spew rubbish, calling another person mumu, it shows you're an illiterate you're not constructive and mature enough to express your opinion, check out how constructive others are in thier opinion on this matter,

Oloriburuku mumu
You're just a senseless dolt. Oloriburuku pig.
Where is it written that a girl can not call her father before accepting a proposal?

happney65:
"The Port Harcourt refinery will start working by December 2023, yada yada yada. "

You people should sha come and apologize to us. Starting from Baba Obasanjo that you people abused who told you the truth that it can't work

Rubbish

Obasanjo is a useless shameless bastard.
During his tenure, he spent billions of dollars on repairs of the refineries BUT NO SINGLE LITRE OF PETROLEUM WAS REFINED BY ANY OF THE FOUR REFINERIES THEN.
HE'S A SENILE AND CORRUPT SHAMELESS MAN.

Nackzy:
Daddy's child, this is really a bad sign, but the guy isn't smart enough to decipher the meaning, the dad will practically dictates everything that happens in that marriage, my guess though

Not at all mumu
IT'S RESPECT.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR 18-20 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER COMES HOME TO TELL YOU SHE ACCEPTED SOME STRANGER GUY'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AND ENGAGEMENT RING?
UNA NO DEY THINK AT ALL?

Not japa ing long time ago when I could easily if I wanted to...


Nigeria is SINKING...

Giftedhand47:
I have a chronic anger problem I've tried not to get angry and overlook things but this demonic spirit will just do his thing
Pls help me i really need tips from Nairaland family.don't know I may get help here . Thanks

You don't have any anger issues, you're just being stupid and taking advantage of people you can take advantage of.

If truly you have anger issues, how many people have you killed?
How many soldiers or mopol with gun have you slapped?
Dey play anger man
You know your boundaries and the limits of your anger

Emmanuel30a:
Dindinrin and weyreh you are?

Oloriburuku ọmọ ẹru

Basicend:
The Book of The Law (Bible) is not a story book, but a revelation. It is a spiritual guide / book to those that the Almighty God, Tru Jesus Christ has revealed himself unto.

You cannot know Jehovah or the touch of His hands, unless He decides to reveal himself to you.

That is why you will not understand him.

Give me a prove for this claim

Oloriburuku fish brains.

At the end of the day, when her womb is locked and she's barren or she start giving birth to goat-looking children, she won't remember this event..


More than 80% of Nigerian girls of this generation will twerk, sleep with and do ANYTHING FOR MONEY AND ATTENTION.

PureFace1:
Nollywood is really trying to be honest with the budget they have.

Hollywood use millions of dollar to shoot a movie, why wouldn't it be better ?

Who send dem message?
Is it by force?
At the end of, you'll use 5k to watch a movie they used 1m naira to produce, and the same 5k for a movie they used 1m dollars to produce.

hakeemhakeem:
So you expect Naija movies to be war film story lines? Where some bad ass want to hijack the president plane and special force went to rescue kidnapped school children.Those films are our day to day activies though they needs some improvement

So those war, rescue, horror, SciFi, vampire etc are day-to-day activities in the west?

RECEIVE SENSE!

Over 3000 religions...
Over 2000 gods...


But the christain god is the one true god, BECAUSE THEIR STORYBOOK (BIBLE) SAYS SO

Ask them for any prove, and they'll still quote the same storybook to you Very deluded.

WEYREY people.

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Oloriburuku
Stop spamming and posting nonsense everywhere.
Get a life.

Guys and men that goes to the cinema to see Nollywood movies, HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT?

Nollywood movies that mostly lacks quality and action. With their poor storyline and mostly predictable.


They just usually sit in the living room or bedroom to TALK in most of their movies

Siddon talk film

Orisablog:
Beating a woman is a Taboo, this is what it would do to you




Like some men I must have beaten a woman in the past unknown to me the consequences of my actions.




To be a woman is a taboo in the spiritual realm and all Spiritual Man are advised to desist from such childish act.




I know woman can be frustrating and tempting but you must resist.




The world we are living in today is fragile and deadly , woman are behaving more irrational, woman are behaving more self centered, woman are behaving more cunning, woman re behaving in any way you wouldn't expect .


So don't trust any woman, that your child may be from your best friend or even your dad property .



Why are woman like this?

It is not their fault, it's their season.


It's because of Men like you have put them through in the past, the female energy is really angry.


What will happen to you if you beat a woman?

Without a woman, there is no success.

The moment you beat a woman, you reduced and start reducing the female energy in you.

If you don't know, you need woman to win contract, you need woman to make it in Life

Some people called it EYONU awon Agba . The Unexplainable Love people have towards you is what is called EYONU awon Agba.

The moment you beat a woman, you exhausted that EYONU awon Agba. The love people have towards you will start changing , people that see you and smile might now see you and freon their face. You have exhausted the female energy within you and you no longer have their support until you beg the elders and repent.


This is why many people would do ebe awon agba times over times and times over. They have failed to understand how things work .


What are you supposed to do instead of beating a woman?

There are many things you can do.

First thing first is to report such a woman to their fellow woman, let a woman handle her fellow woman.

What do I OLUWO AJE NLA www.orisa.com.ng mean by reporting to a fellow woman.

You just have to go to awon Agba, IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO and report your case.

IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO would take it up and do the Job in keeping balance.

Nothing to do on your own end .




How do you contact IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO for reporting ?

For every family there is an elder in that family, you might think it's bad to report your wife but it's the best thing to do instead of beating her.


If you are Spiritual traveller like me, you know how to summon IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO

If you are a spiritual man like me you know where the meeting is hold. Go and make your report.



This article is a direct inspiration from IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO.

Am a man woman, woman loved me as their son, boyfriend, husband, father , brother etc

I know it's not me that they love, it's the energy within and all around me that is attractive to them, it is the energy of IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO that is magnetic and doing the work .


I remain Humble and Simple, am OLUWO AJE NLA, son of IYAAMI ELEYE and IYAMOPO.


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Please do the opposite.
Beating a man...

Sabotage

dominique:
I heard something about castor oil but I honestly don't know it works. You're most likely having a girl, na dem dey tie gele do make-up, fix nails while in there while their male counterparts would have bounced out around 38 weeks. Speaking from experience sha.

Opposite

malaria:
Yes full time. Not all men want sex from women , not all women want money from men ..If you ever find a genuine friendship of the opposite sex .you will know life is not all about sex. The main thing they should all draw their boundaries when necessary.

Maybe a friendship relationship with your family members though...

This two should get married.

FanRong:
I'm sorry, this post is going to be a long one. But you're saving a soul if you read through and advice candidly.


My story
We've dated for 6months and we've lived together for the 6months.

On our 3rd month, I found her interesting and told her I'll like to marry her. She accepted but no engagement ring or anything to show. We just accepted by word of mouth.

Since then, I've worked towards it. I've told her to call her mum and eldest brother(dad is late) to relate my idea and understand their feeling since it won't be that easy to marry. (same state, but my people and her people are highly selective in marriage)

After several persuasion, and threat that I'll throw her out if she doesn't relate the circumstances to her family, she called the mum. And again I had to force her to call the eldest brother. She claimed she did. And that's enough. I'm ok.

Meanwhile, there's this guy(her ex) she claims helped her when she came to Lagos. It was when I started accommodating her that I found out in her chats that she was living with this guy, but lied to me she was living with her Aunt and the aunt's husband was harassing her sexually and she wants to leave. She later told me the guy, though provides for him but has never had sex with her, even when she was living in his house. These stories doesn't move me since everyone, who is not a virgin has an ex. So I forgave all that and we moved on.

She wasn't everything I need in a women, but I told myself I could train her the way I want. We continued adjusting to each others likes and dislikes.

I feed her this 6 months, provide comfortable shelter, buy her things she needs,(not want). Told her I'll do more and open a shop for her, if we get married, but she still confronts me asking why should I wait till after marriage? . I didn't allow the words move me cos Its my decision and my money and also, I'm used to gold diggers.

A good number of times, I see her as being selfish. If things doesn't benefit her, she'll not get bothered even if I'm involved.

Just this week, It became obvious to me that she argues everything I request her to do. From 24th Dec, we've been on holiday, we're always at home.
1. I'll wake her up at 9 and ask her to prepare breakfast for the family, she'll prefer to roll on the bed than do it. I'll finally have to do it myself so I can get things done and get busy.

2. I detest girls on eye lashes. I've repeatedly told her how I dislike it, but when she went to fix herself for the Christmas, she fixed the eyelashes, Contrary to my demand.

3. I got her some sneakers to upgrade her fashion style and look smarter, instead of the usual slippers and sandals she wears.
When we prepared to go to the beach few days ago, I requested her to put on the sneakers to look more fashionable, but she refused buttressing that she must wear what she wants, sandals.

4. Few days ago, we had a heated argument and she said that if I'm not happy that she's living with me, that she can go, afterall, she has somewhere to stay. I asked her to go and she immediately called that her ex bf to come to my house. I immediately swung into action, took all her belongings out, before the ex will arrive, at the same time, retrieving the items I gifted her.
While she was struggling to have her gifted items back, our neighbours heard the struggle and had to come and settle for us. She apologized and I forgave her. we were back into the house.

5. Just yesterday , we left home together, and I locked the door and I took the keys with me. We walked down the street together to the Busstop, I have almost no friend and seldomly greet. But there's this my ex girlfriend by the roadside, she saw me and yelled my name, I went to greet her and my Fiancée picked offence, left me without waiting for me. After that I chased her and told her it's nothing because I've told her everything about this ex.
Before we could get to the Busstop, she demanded for the house keys and I gave her since she might come back earlier than me.
We couldn't say bye. The anger was clear on her face and we parted ways.

After about 15mins, I got to where I wanted to make payment for the items I picked only to notice I am not with my transaction phone. I was confused where could I have kept it, the seller insisted I may not have come to his shop with the phone, and the phone rang as I called with my second phone. so I had to call my Fiancée for assistance since she's with the keys.
At first, she said she was still around the Busstop but when I told her I needed her to go home and confirm my phones whereabout, she said she can't go back that she has gone far, shouted on me and hung the phone.

I called and called and called, but she didn't pick. Many thoughts ran into me. Who took this phone? My money? , my phone? , my sim card? . I had to find my way and trekked back about 4km to the house since I had no cash with me. And finally saw the phone ringing in my house. I was relieved.

The way she shouted to me on the phone got me unbalanced, I felt she would be fire if I get this girl as a wife.

We finally traveled to our home state today and I paid the bills for the traveling. My major plan of traveling was to see her people and do the needful before I mistakenly get her pregnant. But I'm seriously contemplating of canceling this plan and throw her out come January. I need peace.

Dear nairalanders, I'm really in the middle of the deep blue sea and the devil.

I need mature and candid advice please.
Should I continue with the marriage plans or the redflags are obvious?

Believe, I can relate to your ordeal.
You're dealing with a WHORÉ with bad upbringing.
Can you allow your daughter live with various guys she's not married to?


I'm sure your girl will have lost count of her BODYCOUNT.
She doesn't love nor respect you and you be making the greatest mistake of your life if you end up marrying her.
The only thing that's still keeping that attention addict with you is that SHE HAS NOT FOUND SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU, THE MOMENT SHE DOES, SHE WON'T RETHINK DUMPING YOU.

ASK HER TO GO NAKED WITH A BIBLE AND SWEAR WITH HER WOMB AND DAD'S GRAVE THAT SINCE BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN DATING, SHE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH ANOTHER GUY.

Mumu
Millions of dollars kọ, trillions of naira ni

Mumu people go just dey call money anyhow.
All this show fit no even pass 50k dollars. Banza poster.

Cheating.

Cheating is something THAT SHOULD NEVER BE FORGIVEN, NO MATTER THE EXCUSE.

Jeon:

This is why I laugh out loud whenever Men said "looks doesn't matter, it's all about character"


Looks matters, if you like call me shallow, IDC.

Looks matter, but purity and character matters the most.
An ugly, clean and modest virgin girl is far better than the most beautiful olosho or girl with numerous BODYCOUNT.

jubrilELsudan:
YOUR MOM IS REALLY VERY STUPID

INFACT YOUR MAMA NA CONFAM WINTCH PLUS EXPIRED VILLAGE ASHY

YOU AND YOUR MAMA IS MOST STUPID OF DA STUPID

Lol
You be weyrey

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

First, I HOPE YOU MARRIED HER A VIRGIN OTHERWISE, U A WEYREY AND A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS GENERATION.

Shebi dem talk say na another man wife...

And man wanted to stop her from committing suicide...

It's obvious that intimacy and relationship was involved and the cause of the killing now.

THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH RELATIONSHIP, ESPECIALLY AN INTIMATE ONE OUTSIDE MARRIAGE.

IT'S USUALLY A WASTE OF TIME AND CAUSES MORE HARM AND DAMAGES IN THE END IF IT DOESN'T LEAD TO MARRIAGE.

It's only an avenue for fornication, BILLING and headache and heartaches.

What people are supposed to be doing is few months courtship when marriage intentions is there already.
Sex should be avoided
The past of each partner should be checked and studied.
The family background should be checked as well.
More importantly, THE GIRL'S SEXUAL PAST, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. GOING FOR A VIRGIN SAVES YOU PLENTY OF HEADACHE.


Another evil thing about this intimate relationship thing outside marriage is the power and access the ex usually have...
Marrying a NON-VIRGIN girl with multiple ex is extremely dangerous and a tough gamble.
Most girls with more than 2 BODYCOUNT are morally bankrupt. They lack the ability to love, stay loyal and committed to the next relationship.
They'll hardly date one guy at a time, even after marriage, many still sleep with their ex and MOST will still sleep with their ex if they get the opportunity. Their ex usually just have easy access to them...

This useless dead man must have still been having an affair with the lady and things went out of control. ANY MAN WHO IS KNOWINGLY SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE OR A WIFE SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN DESERVES NOTHING BUT PAI.
A VERY PAINFUL PAI AND NOTHING SHORT.

Beremx:
He didn't even marry one first then marry another later. He decided to marry two at once. I hope he's rich enough to take care of both women.

19years old boy and polygamy. Smh

They're probably VIRGINS.

Far better than una here wey @ 19 many don get up to 19 BODYCOUNT

FOR MY HOUSE, IF U DEY MARRY AS A GIRL AND U NOR BE VIRGIN, U GO GO FIND ANOTHER WEY GO DO PAPA FOR U ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.


MAKE GOD NO LET US BORN RUBBISH AND DISGRACE AS PIKIN

jmoore:
Time for virgin women to line up and he will select one as his wife.

VIRGINS ONLY!

ALL OTHER WHORÉS
SLÚTS
OLOSHOS
HOOKUP LEFTOVER WASTE PRODUCT BASTARDS SHOULD KEEP OFF!