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RomanceRe: I Sucked My Wife's Butthole And It Felt Great! by UndauntedYOCA(f): 2:03pm On Dec 14, 2020
Rimming/analingus, it's your life and your wife's.
HealthRe: Would You Permit Your Partner To Be A Surrogate? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 1:59pm On Dec 14, 2020
EricSmallz:
4 kids before adoption? Na one o
Lol, I love kids! I could adopt before I have mine, while having mine or after I must had mine. Koko is to adopt.
HealthRe: Would You Permit Your Partner To Be A Surrogate? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 1:52pm On Dec 14, 2020
I'd prefer egg donation to being a surrogate as I'm scared of childbirth, however, I would most def love to.have 4 kids and then adopt 2 or more since there are many kids who deserve to.be loved and taken care of and of course, I have so much love to give. Na money remain and perhaps, husband.
If your husband doesn't approve of it then don't do it, you were fit back then doesn't mean you'll be fit this time. Plus, you aren't married to yourself, you're married to.your husband.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:58am On Dec 14, 2020
saynotocultism:
Sorry guys, i was busy...


Two weeks after my friend came with his cult members and warned the viking members to stay clear from my part, a serious war came up between Vikings and the blackk axxe cult group. I was in school and i had just finished lecture in Petrology when a friend told me two vikings members where shot dead just outside the school gate and they where among the vikings that terrorized me. I was shocked and i refused leaving the school premises even after we finished all lectures for the day, i fear like mad. My friend called me and asked of my whereabout, i told him i was still in school READING (READING BAWO ). He rushed down immediately with some guys and took me to asaba as members of the vikings confraternity where looking for me because they concluded that i was a member of the Neo blackk movementttt. To avoid mistaken identity, i had to run with him .. I was in asaba for three weeks and the fight was still on. A police man was also shot dead as he was a member of the vikings cult group. One of the black axxe members received a call in the morning of the next day and the call came from his girl friend, Vikings cult group got a hold of the girl and they threatened to kill her if she doesnt reveal the whereabout of his boyfriend. The Axxe man became furious and started shouting " WHO DEM BE WEY MAKE THEM THEY THREATEN MY CR, BLOODY Bagas them " He then made a call to his fellow axxe men in obiaruku that he needs guns and pellet , instead they provided him with shotgun and cartridges . He left for obiaruku to pick them up and headed straight to Abraka to fight the boys. He calls himself, one man squad and he was respected among the black axxe members. Immediately he got to Abraka, he made some calls to some of his men still in town and they told him to come to campus 3 main gate, Immediately he got to the main gate, three men came in a bike and shot him dead in front of the main gate and that was how he ended up. We later discovered the whole thing was a setup and his girl was a member of viqueens and they used her to set him up. My exam was fast approaching and no end in sight to the war and my absence from my hostel made it look that i was a member of the black axxe as the vikings member where looking for me. A week to my exam, they called for a peace talk and the matter was settled with cash for all those lives lost. I came back and wrote my exams after missing classes and attendance registers. My CGPA dropped drastically from 4.6 to 4.2 . Axxe men returned to campus and things normalized. Immdiately after the exam. i got a call from my axxe friend that the girl the viking members used for the setup was dead " HOW FAR PADDY, WE DON DROP THAT GIRL WEY SET JUNIOR UP " They followed her home, tied her hands and legs to her reading chair and inserted boiling ring inside her private part, Jeez Nepa no gree seize light and she fried up and died in her room.


TBC...........................
Hot ring in her vagina? What a way to die, that's like dying by the electric chair.
PoliticsRe: Ayade Orders Demolition Of Armed Robbers And Kidnappers’ Houses by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:33am On Dec 14, 2020
This man get sense so?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Girls Who Used Their Pictures On Their Profile Are Looking For Husband by UndauntedYOCA(f): 8:21am On Dec 14, 2020
blackpanthar:
So coming here to say this, does it make you a husband material or a coded parrot.
grin grin grin grin grin lol, I guess he wanted to throw shades and ended up being at the receiving end. Lol
RomanceRe: Jealous Annoying Girlfriend I Met Not Upto A Month by UndauntedYOCA(f): 7:48am On Dec 14, 2020
With your last sentence, I'm confused as to who really is dating the said lady.
I believe your 'brother' isn't tied to that relationship, if it constantly gives him headache and whatnot then quitting would be the best thing to do.
I don't even get how people date for that long, 7 years? Wawu!
Personally, I find it unattractive when people cuss, it's a total turn off for me, I wouldn't ever want my kids growing up in a home where cussing is the in thing there, most people who cuss tend to be so disrespectful. You cuss? I vamoose!!!
EducationRe: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 7:11am On Dec 14, 2020
IAMPEDRO:
Good morning beloved, pls can I have your cellphone number?
Good morning to you too sir.
Do respond to the PM I sent.
AgricultureRe: See The Exquisite Snake I Killed Today by UndauntedYOCA(f): 11:42pm On Dec 13, 2020
Exquisite keh? What's exquisite about this creepy and venomous creature?
RomanceRe: Types of Business you Can Start Online With 30k by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:59pm On Dec 13, 2020
donPhill:
d way belle de sweet me each time i read your comments ehn, e go de do me kuluku-kuluku wink d way belle de sweet me each time i read your comments ehn, e go de do me kuluku-kuluku
Lol, abi na?! I am not even aware belle sweets anyone whenever they read my comment. I hope you do not purge from reading them sha? grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
Plus which one is kulukulu? undecided undecided grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Hi Romancelanders Kindly Rate My Display Picture by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:44pm On Dec 13, 2020
Are you insecure about your looks?
RomanceRe: Types of Business you Can Start Online With 30k by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:43pm On Dec 13, 2020
OgwuEgo:
You better double your hustle, 30k no go feed my dog in 2 months.
He's not your dog and all fingers aren't equal.
RomanceRe: I am in need of a girlfriend by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:39pm On Dec 13, 2020
Sprichst du selbst deutsch
EducationRe: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
Holufed:
To be candid, legions of students are fed up concerning how
FG and ASUU are playing with the students future.

Some students have even engaging in making money or
business whether illegal one or legal because of what our
Government are doing.

I was bargaining with my school mate last week and
somehow our bargaining bothered on an issue about Strike.
He said:
Business but you need funds you know?! So, I'll work, save up, set up business then businesses while I still work till the business/businesses become really stable and have expanded then most likely quit the job especially if it doesn't pay well.
In the meantime, I'm acquiring lot of skills that can turn into businesses. I've acquired about 3-4 and have taken 2-3 online courses, I'll add another soon. But be aware that this is Nigeria and anything can happen but as the saying goes, "Rome wasn't built in a day'.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Buy FG Built Houses At ₦2 Million In ESP Scheme by UndauntedYOCA(f): 6:42pm On Dec 13, 2020
I wouldn't even ever think of purchasing them because surely, they'll be built with materials that have low quality. They'll wasn't to cut cost and 'chop' money from all the projects while ignoring the facts that the house will be collapsible ones.
No point.
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Black Spots caused by pimples? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2020
Melasma, hyperpigmentation, acne, backne and the likes can be annoying. Just like I did on the thread of the guy who talked.about eczema, I'll leave my skincare routine since I have suffered in the past from both (currently healing)
*Cleanse (oil cleanse or soap cleanse). I use neem oil whenever I want to oil cleanse my face or soap that contains salicylic acid (salicylic acid is superb for acne on the face). I use black soap that contains salicylic acid as well on days I decide to soap cleanse.
* Have my bath with black soap (specially prepared).
* I apply toner on my face (this helps fade dark spots)
* I spray some rosewater (very refreshing on the face, I also find it therapeutic and nerve relieving). I forgot to add this on that eczema thread.
* I then apply an eye cream.
* Next comes my moisturizer which is made of mango butter and Shea butter mixed with some things. You can opt for Nivea moisturising lotion or Cerave moisturising lotion (this particular lotion costs between 10-13k depending on where you're getting it from).
* Then comes my vitamin c serum/oil.
* Last is my tea tree oil, I use this to spot treat the pimples or what have you on my face.
After you've done all of these, use SPF 30, this helps protect your skin against UV rays, use it at least twice daily, you do not have to use at night since there isn't any sun.
Ensure whatever soap you use contains niacinamide, otherwise known as vitamin B3 (not the one you lick). AHA gotten from fruits, Salicylic acid, I would have listed more but these are the most important. Avoid soaps and creams that contain fragrances if you can.
HYDRATE, HYDRATE AND HYDRATE! I drink at least 2 litres of water a day which isn't even enough! If you also do water therapy for about a month, you'll be glad you did.
I use things that contain activated charcoal as well. I apply face masks twice a week and face scrubs once or twice a month. Do not over scrub your face.
I detoxify from time to time. I drink aloe Vera water (peel your aloe Vera) drop the gel in a mug or bottle with lid, pour in your water and leave for some hours or a day and drink, I can drink this everyday if I had enough aloe plants. Your soap and cream can also contain aloe Vera gel. I also just rub the gel on my face and wash off after some minutes.
Another way I detoxify is by drinking herbs and roots. Take your green tea, put in a pot, cut in your garlic, ginger, turmeric (turmeric is optional), cut in lemon grass, guy in lemon or lime and bring to boil for some minutes. Pour the water in a cup and add honey (optional), drink anytime you want, this also help blast belly fat and you might lose weight (not necessarily).
I have been doing this for a while, my eczema is gone although it might come back (since it is said eczema can not be completely treated) but it'll also heal. My acne is reducing and scars are fading.
You have to be patient as this might take a while.
Ketoconazol pill with bisham ampiclox for 10 days will also help (please consult your doctor, do not go for this till you have consulted a doctor/dermatologist as I am not a medical practitioner).
Accutane cream and pill are also effective but accutane pill goes for at least 5k and it has just 10 pills.
Try this regimen for 2 months, patience is key here because if you aren't patient, you might try this for 2 weeks, not see a difference then try another and then another and you may never get a lasting solution because you're trying different things for a short while. Some products take long to work.
Bonne chance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by UndauntedYOCA(f): 2:58pm On Dec 13, 2020
Mordson:
There is a massive voice over job for a female Hausa speaker with a very good voice.

The pay is very attractive and in USD.

If interested, send me a PM or send an sms to this number: 0.9073458829.
When you have one for English language speaker, I'd be interested. grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: How Fast Is Your Karma? (pics) by UndauntedYOCA(f): 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2020
Lol. So funny.
RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With A Married Man! by UndauntedYOCA(f): 2:39pm On Dec 13, 2020
If his wife is aware of this community dick's way of life, I'm sure she feels worse than you do.
There are many single men who are good out there, leave what you can never have and go for what will be yours till your last breath if you're lucky enough to find a good one.
One rule I live by is never to hold on to what will never be mine, it works so well.for.me because I don't get hurt neither do I dwell on it. Apply this and know peace.
EducationRe: Help Me With Advice Nlander by UndauntedYOCA(f): 12:42pm On Dec 13, 2020
Chill and ensure you read well.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Beware Of Anonymouscc247 by UndauntedYOCA(f): 12:32pm On Dec 13, 2020
I remember the day he created the thread, I read it and even commented on it. I followed the comments on the thread and realised how some guys were super desperate like they were runs girls scouting for Rosco lol.
You shouldn't be the only.one to accuse him, your childhood friend should be the one to do that if it's true.
If what you've written is true, I do not pity anyone who falls prey because whatever they feel when they part away with their money is how innocent people feel when they get scammed of their money.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Beware Of Anonymouscc247 by UndauntedYOCA(f): 12:22pm On Dec 13, 2020
Fvckhypocrite:
Dammnnn

I was expecting this

All of them that fall victim are just ignorant and fvcking greedy

The day he created the thread i knw his a scammer bt i decided to keep shut and see how things will go


That same day some people told them that he is a scammer some swear for him bt those greedy morafvckers still went ahead and send him mall

Now let me burst your brain the pics he posted that day that his in a car is a fat lie that is not his car he posted that pics and cover the date so that people will nt knw that the date is not the same day he posted it, what i mean is he said his in the car and he upload the pics here go back and check the date very well check it carefully bcoz he cover it the date there is 11 while the day he posted the pics is nt 11

Lol be wise
You're smart!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Eight Things I Learnt While Hunting For A Job by UndauntedYOCA(f): 12:20pm On Dec 13, 2020
This was worth reading. I'd also add that skills should be acquired and online courses taken whether free or not, you never know when you'll need them.
Thank you and amen to your prayer.
RomanceRe: Desperately In Need Of A Girlfriend!! by UndauntedYOCA(f): 11:19am On Dec 13, 2020
jansonn:
Because the nation's is f** doesn't mean we shouldn't make plans naa, I got into medical school because I made a plan, it took time but it happened!! My senior colleagues might not but I will!! We've all got our stories and trust me, mine has been too dramatic that discouragement don't move me no more!!
Good!
RomanceRe: History Of Civilization In One Picture *dear Men Take Note!!! by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:51am On Dec 13, 2020
Here we go again!
SportsRe: . by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:45am On Dec 13, 2020
You won? Congrats, hope you aren't planning on a further bet with that money? Invest it wisely.
CrimeRe: 2pac Shakur Spotted In Latest CCTV Footage ~PICTURED~ by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:37am On Dec 13, 2020
Just a doppelganger. Those lips aren't Shakur's.
EducationRe: Battling With Eczema; What's The Perfect Solution For Chronic Eczema by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:03am On Dec 13, 2020
I feel you bro.
Here's my skincare routine that has helped me.
* Have my bath at least twice daily.
* Apply toner
* Apply eye cream
* Apply moisturiser
* apply vitamin c serum
I drink at least 2 litres of water daily. Hydrating and moisturising have really helped me with my eczema.
I apply facemasks twice a week and face scrub once or twice monthly. Ketoconazol cream and tablet are good as well.
I do not use creams that have fragrance as it's not good for the skin (unless I'm in a fix and have no other option).
I am not able to use dettol, joy or these regular soaps as I've observed I react to them, they give me mad eczema so I use black soap (I make it myself). Also, I'm selective of cream.
BusinessRe: I Just Opened My Own Bakery by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2020
Wow, congrats bro. Ensure you add croissant with raisins and if possible baguette.
More wins to come by the grace of God.

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