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fattprince:
Well, I actually like the guy. I like is trademark Damn niggar!!!
Issoright. I learn from what he says. I think you guys find him weird because he is intelligent.
For Righteousness89 there's this nigger that quote him correcting his sentences. That wan follow Righteousness finish ni oh.

Walahi, the one who corrects Righteousness89 should be dotherightthing, not sure what his moniqer is but I wonder what his wahala is.
I like Slawormir a lot actually, his comments make me laugh anytime anyday and twice on Tuesday, lol. He is also quite intelligent, behind his humour laced comments you'll find real sense and e be like say the guy sabi book sef. I go like meet am someday.
As for righteousness, I don't have issues with him.
I no know wetin be their wahala.

Medblog:
Sup
Have we chatted on WhatsApp b4
Recharge and get paid?

I do not think so although I'm in one,I do not know how I was added sef.

Lol, I'm an Ijebu girl and I love garri a lot, I'd prefer it with just groundnut, fish, grilled/cooked/fried chicken or smoked fish but not with cold water, also, I do not like my garri with milk.

Lol, I can relate. That's how some people will say "you people should not mind Yetunde oooo, she has plenty money in her account yadayadayada" when I actually have nothing. Lol.

These ones won't be flogged now but if na woman do am dem fit behead am.
They all look like gays.

Beht wetin be this? The older lady's own is super unattractive.

Why is this on front page for petesake?

Temitopemo6e6:
Just like the movie Cast Away 2000 ‧ This is one of my all time favourite films, and I
could watch it again and again without
getting bored... so go and watch
it...NOW!!

I love the movie, I think I watched it 2006, in fact as I don't see say you put am here sef I'll have to rewatch it now.

Lol, thank goodness for my late father, he was a disciplinarian. He ensured we got all the stuff we needed but never spared the rod (although he didn't beat me much). I remember our two mouths of koboko chain, na me cut am last last, one day as he was about beating me with it that's how the thing cut into two, that must have been the last time he whipped me till he died. I remember the slaps too oooo, chai but the one that really made me who I am and will always be were his words, if not for " if you fail to work then you'll end up poor and most likely a poor bricklayer/mechanic ". Chai, thank God for my papa sha, maybe I for don't turn runs girl after his demise. He raised me well even if it was just for a short time but he did a good job, however, not all children learn from being whipped ooo, some go just stubborn the more.

Na who send them go there? "I must travel out of the country, I must travel out of the country" see where e don land them now...

Lol, Pele. You go dey alright.

Nice job.

squash47:
.when I dey secondary school, my rev sister that time dey always advice us to make her our role model.


Now, look at her, she don dey wear rugged trouser. I sure say she don become slay queen. I doubt if she go still no book like before.

moral lesson:

For inside life, book no be everything.

Nothing really changed about her,her skin is still same. Just grown up.

SavageBoy:
Happen for my school UI?...
It's not possible, by the way are you a UITE

Lol, UI is my alma mater.

They're both fine!

Queenoffucks:
I sight you.

Fvck you


Queenoffucks

Who be this?

This one no fit happen for UI, lailai.

bbode1:
I beg my people. I want to start a fabric business. I Mean cut and sow materials.
Which market can I get those materials very cheap In Nigeria.

Kano, aba.

greatbrian:
I used to be a 2Lt some few month ago.... But I didnt hang yellow bars in my days as a cadet. I hung red bars all through. That makes me spend just few month on 2lt and leave it for colitos. U like flirt, thank you said not all. And u dnt have to be a soldier to be flirt, an average man is naturally polygamous.


What year did you serve in Benue, lemme ask you about a godfather there

Lol. That's right (with regards most guys being polygamous in nature)
I served here in 2019, who is the godfather?

greatbrian:
A very very young coming up officer..... This time last year was a white man in academy. If you are a personnel or close to the military you should know the rank by now. And about serving presently on course in the home of infantry, But mother unit is somewhere in the eastern part of Nigeria where the sarmas have gbangbancious ikebe and well known for there love for kanwii

Lol, I served in 401/72 SFB Makurdi as a corper though. You're a 2nd lieutenant? I don't want to imagine you're a private, those guys go through a lot. I'd suggest you go to Morocco though, I might be going there this year if I'm buoyant enough. Doesn't cost much. If you have about 800k to spare then you're good to go, you'll really enjoy it. Cost of living isn't expensive, snows in some part, beautiful place, constant power supply etc. Lol, soldiers and officers are natural flirts, not all sha.

greatbrian:
Total you spent to Kenya and back including miscellaneous should be how much.

Oh, I checked your profile and found you're in the army as I had assumed from your comment. Let me humour you here, "all the way sir!" Lol
Where are you serving? What's your rank?

greatbrian:
Is Kenya wildlife worth sight seeing? Am thinking of going on a low budget Vacation my next pass. Perhaps a game reserve or so

Your next pass? Are you in the army?

LawyerGodwin:
Set up a make shift fence around your farm. The cows will more likely not break it down

I'd have really loved to do this but unfortunately, in a barrack, you can't do as you wish oooo .

HomerTimpson:
thorns? As in traps you mean? I heard some people use poisoned water in a container and leave in their farm since those cows can be persistence,reporting to the herdsmen is useless and my dad almost try this method when cows ate my beans on 2plots of land 2seasons ago but conscience and the look on my face won't let him,if the farm is not that big just get a local carpenter and make a small fence with bamboo rods as they are cheaper and lasting as someone suggested. Don't even think of planting beans until you find solution as you won't harvest 1cup if you do,and don't ever talk or be aggressive with the herdsmen if they meet u on your farm except u understand their language(herdsmen no understand french o) and avoid them at all cost pls i hope you understand why i said this,the report we hear from here abt havocs they commit especially in SE states is no joke o

What? Ate your beans? Lol, sorry about that. Those creatures are crazy.
I won't be aggressive with them don't worry. I don't stay close to the farm so I don't know when they go there sef. I'm not even that concerned about the corn, na the yam and what I intend planting that I'm worried about. If I can't plant beans then maybe I'll go with sesame seed, read cows do not eat it sha.

wengerman:
Plant castor oil plant round your farm.it is very poisonous to cows.they will not move close to your farm.you can Google it to confirm

I'll think this through and give it a trial. The land belongs to the Nigerian Army so I can't just do anyhow, lol. I'm appreciative of your response. Bless you.

uboma:
I heard that splashing cow dung on your plants prevents them from going close to the plants.

Alright then, I'll give this a trial. Thanks a whole lot.

ashewoboy:
better then. thought you were taking shots because of my advice to the Op. we are good.

Lol, that's how we get things wrongly and rifts ensue!!! You didn't see the humour in that before going ahead to insult me, anyways, we're good.

ashewoboy:
are you not community pvssy? phuck out of here joorh. silly girl.

Lol. Tu vas bien? thank goodness say I no dey yab people because if I talk wetin dey my mind you fit no show for NL again. BTW, I called you community preeq cuz of your moniqer,

ashewoboy:
have you fvcked her? if yes. leave her. plenty girls plenty everywhere.

We sight you sir ashewoboy, community preeq...

So they just started chatting? Issokay...