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Petyr1:
it was this same constant calling of a thing that make me stop all these dating and relationships. it really stressful and time wasting. fine we love each other but not constant calling. i prefer chatting tho

Different strokes for different folks bro and I didn't ask for everyday, I simply said at least thrice a week. Was that too much to ask for?
I recently came across a post where a guy was complaining of how he loves to call and be called but his gf doesn't and he hates it, so you see, it's the person, not a gender thing.
Why would you go a week or two weeks without calling me?

Amb1045:
I think that's how I always want my relationships to be. I have been in friends/benefit relationship. I have been in serious relationship. so I love to miss my lady, so when we talk we have allot to discuss. not everyday conversation.

Still doesn't mean people who converse everyday don't have things to discuss and BTW, we were in a long distant relationship and had things to talk about.
Don't just assume about sex bro.

Amb1045:
dude was right, you're bugging him up. after all, all this love ends in sex and sex is cheap this days. then why bug me up because of sex. control your emotions and be strong emotionally let's talk once in two days. Tell me what you want from the day you made up your mind to date me, serious relationship or friends and benefit lol

Just take a look at yourself.
Mtcheeeeeewwwwww.
You make me laugh, walahi.
Most people here often feel they know how to talk and are always right.
I won't honour you by arguing with you on what you know nothing about.

Ariza:
Lol you two weren't compatible in that aspect and it's something very important to you. Lol good thing you don't hate him, that's a big burden to bear

I get that... I have one on my plate too, sometimes these guys mistake ladies availability for joblessness. They don't know sometimes we only pay attention because we care and want more of them . And gender has the monopoly of ghosting. . Babe you are doing well!

Lol, bro didn't know I wasn't jobless. Thank goodness I stopped telling him most of my plans.
Lol. I'm quite good at ghosting, mastered the art. Who you be lol.
Thanks sis, I know you're also doing well.

HomerTimpson:
LOL while this is cute,still don't give up or lose hope like that,you can check out the story of JOYCE MEYER whe you have the time (le bon gars trop occupe,c'est pourquoi il ne se presente jamais)LOL

Ah bon?
Je be savais pas! Lol
I'll remember to do so.
And I actually really don't care.
Que sera, sera.

Ariza:
Lol @Kama pade mo
Compatibility one of the things we hardly consider before going into relationship proper and then Sex comes , we get all hooked and hurt when we finally decide to go separate Lol. And you wonder why Nigerians always hate their ex's

SIS, good thing you went separate ways. It's better.

The call thing was the only issue actually.
I don't hate him, I'm just so indifferent about him.
Lol.
Now he sometimes chats me up and when I ignore he feels bad. Maybe he never knew I'm good at ghosting people, well now he knows because mi o raiye kati kati. . I no be alaini nkan shey.

HomerTimpson:
you didn't bleep up and you are not stupid..he just didn't want you or probably playing the guy game with you or you are just too good for him...don't worry you knight will come in a shining armour

Lol.
Knight what? Abeg abeg abeg, I no get that energy. Make im dey him lane make I dey mine.
Na money I dey try find. I get better things way I wan use my life do.

Ariza:
Well one thing I've learnt is it's one thing to love and express it, it is another to express love the way the person will feel loved.

We Nigerians hardly take time to understand our partners love language. So your dude may not be totally wrong.

True and I'll be honest, he didn't like calls which was a problem for me.
He could go over a week without calling and see nothing wrong with it. I on the other hand like to call and I even said since he didn't like calls then we could make it every two days or something and bro still had issues with it.
Abeg, na him headache be that.
Kama pade mo (make we no meet again).

Hmph, kama pade mo!
Been with someone like this and it wasn't funny.

DaddyRochie1642:
Too much TeleMundo and Zeeworld

No, it isn't true.
Much as I don't like to talk about my relationship with guys, I'll say I did these things and you don't have to believe me. However, dude had the effrontery to tell me I don't know how to love. Ahahahahhahahhahha.
No be him fault sha.
Na me Bleep up

Remembering this, I begin to ask myself if I was stupid or something.

What's free basics?

GoshenNLA:
Na person wey never go Lag go tink say Lag na big city like that, all of opebi plus Allen avenue plus Oba Akran no reach one street for Ib

Lol, this got me laughing.
Ibadan isn't bad actually.
I like the peace there is in Ibadan as well.

Ahan, this guy still dey play ni? I bin think say him don retire na.

Alexgman1:
we are devoted church workers. i cant try any rubbish. i no wan hear, "he tried to rape me"

That last part, " he tried to rape me" got me laughing. Na the koko be that.

SavageBoy:
So that was your only gatecrashing experience you had in UI

You never went on food hunting at all?

Well most girls don't really do such stuffs in UI talk more of a queenite,the predominantly ajebo hall

Haha, yes and that's because almost all Queens did same that day otherwise I'd never have done it in my entire life.
Lol, I know girls who did it back then sha.
Lol, Queens? I think the hall just has this class thing attached to it sha. There certainly were and still are girls from rich homes in Queens and of course, the ones who had to work, sell and school in Queens (the class to which I belonged) lol.
So you gatecrashed abi? You're still in school or done?

determination26:
I don't really know how to answer that question. I'm very thankful for everything, somehow everyday has taken care of itself but I feel as though I'm made for more.

Glad to read this, I usually manifest things through my mind. I can't really explain though but it works for me, I haven't achieved much in life but I used to be very low in life, really. Thank goodness for the type of person I am, someone else could have gone through bouts of depression and attempted suicides, I'm not where I wan to be but I'm not where I used to be. Check your mail.

I'm thinking she might be a narcissist.
Block her if doing so will give you rest of mind.

Lol, Is this thread as a result of a thread opened by one guy who stated that SWesterners haven't been able to develop despite not having experienced war?
If it is? Let's not cause rows please.
Dude even said Lagos was developed by none westerners, why then did those who developed Lagos not stay back in their place?
See, make I no talk sef.

pDudd:
Back then in UI, I was tall and I had a chunky friend I used to call Big Dog. Big dog was a dark skinned Yoruba guy who had body and had Yoruba swag.

Now if you went to UI, you will know Sultan Bello Hall and it's dome called "Bello Dome." Lots of people used to do wedding receptions in Bello Dome and it was often a thing of repute to be a student in Bello Hall and be able to sneak into one of those wedding receptions.

One Saturday, they were holding one of those receptions and from the arrangement and decorations happening in the morning that day, it was like that reception was going to rock. And that period, kobo not dey anybody pocket and all boys were hungry. That's how I contacted Big Dog all the way in Zik Hall and told him to show, because we must enter that party. We used our last kobo to go and barb hair and ironed our whitest agbada and decided to enter.

Normally those parties require IV card to enter inside because they knew that students may want to fall inside and enjoy free food. But me and Big Dog looked like dignitaries. Infact, Big Dog resembled an Otunba and I resembled his boy. That's how both of us entered and got to the place where they are checking IV. Big Dog just talked one jagajaga alaye Yoruba talk and next thing they opened way for us because they thought he was a big man . They led us to one nice table that was already decorated with small chops.

Chai, see enjoyment. Small time they will bring juice, after a few minutes, they will bring wine, then malt, then bottle water, then peppersoup, etc. Small time they will check on us to know if we are having a good time. Me I dey form yankee ajebutter and Big Dog dey form Chief Otunba Big Dog. Omo! We chop every every. They kept bringing different types of food to our table and asking us if we are ok. Hahahahahahaha. That's how broke boys chop life that day.

Big Dog, if you're reading this, I miss you bro.

Good to read from a UI graduate, I was a Queen and of course I can relate! Lol.

Lol, Trenchard Hall and parties ehn. There's always an event there every Saturday and I trust Mellanbites, Tedderites, Kutites and Bellites to gate crash, lol. How you wan take do party for our school and our boys no go chao? Lol
Well, in 100 level back then in the prestigious Queen Elizabeth II hall (University of Ibadan ), I was jejely in my room that Saturday morning doing what I can't remember when I heard Queens saying there was an ongoing party in that mini hall (I can't believe I can't remember the name of that place where elections and events do hold in Queen's hall again, chai!), well, girls said they had to go have their share of the sumptuous meals that were being shared, lo and behold, my roomies, floor mates, block mates and other queens had started going with various dishes, bowls and coolers to get meals that rightfully belonged to them as per landladies na, lol, hmph (I'm an ambivert by nature and the introverted side of me supersedes the other side of me so I would actually never do such) but guess what, I jejely took my own deep dish with cover and majestically strutted to that place to go get ounje omo onile not because I was hungry but because if I didn't experience gatecrashing that day then I'd never experience it, plus I wasn't about to miss party amala ( not like I was going to be the only Queen there, duh .( ), and with the type of appetite I have, most times I only eat because it's necessary for my existence and that'd probably be my brunchd (breakfast, lunch and dinner maybe). Remembering this makes me laugh hysterically now though. Well, I got my wonderful amala (as the proper Yoruba girl wey I be) with I think some drinks , (we weren't about to let the drinks waste na pliks) and majestically strutted back to my room (H21) with my friends. Oh, what a day! I remember the food was sumptuous
Amala, ewedu soup and MEATS
That's my only gatecrashing experience.
Oh, I remember now, my friends would sometimes drag me to go felicitate with graduands during convocation every November. Omg, what friends I have! And to think I didn't go for my own convocation . Convocation parties in UI dey always be like owambe weddings. Chai!

Maybe you both were fond of each other while she still lived.
My brother. and stepsister experienced something similar not knowing my dad was dead already.
I also felt his presence in form of a heavy downpour, I went out to check if it was raining but guess what, it wasn't! It was a sign that I had lost my precious dad, the one who meant the world to me.
My uncle told me my dad once visited him and pleaded with him to ensure that I and my brother gt educated!
How do you also explain a man who was called by my dad (who had died two weeks earlier but he had no knowledge of it) and was told to ensure he helped secure his land (dad sternly warned him thrice that nothing must happen to his land, in his words "nkankan o gbodo shey ile mi ooooo" thrice) and after he had ended the call, a mutual friend called this man and when he told that one that he had just spoken to my dad, that one exclaimed and asked "which Mr ....? Lol, so he said the same man whom they both knew and who worked at Court of Appeal, lol. It was that friend who informed the man that he had spoken to a ghost, someone who had died some days earlier lol.
My stepmum also told us a very story.
So, she and her parents were still living in Ghana and Mr A comes visiting, apparently to stay for both Christmas and new year and then he proceeds to gist them about how he had witnessed an accident where people had lost their lives and how he felt sorry for the dead, their families and friends lol. After having spent Christmas, he suddenly woke up one morning, packed his bags and despite pleas from my step mum's family, left without looking back oooo. Upon his departure, a visitor comes and they tell him Mr A had just left, that one screams and informs them that Mr A had died in a ghastly accident! Lol, some years back or something.
My friend witnessed one back then in secondary school. So, she heard a man screaming "iro ni, a Jo m'oti l'ana ni, o de fun mi ni owo gan sef (it's a lie, we had both drunk beer yesterday and had also gotten some money from him sef)" lol, well, so the late man's family had just informed Mr Rasheed (not real name) of the death of their father some 10 years back. Meanwhile, Mr rasheed had had a drink with the late man and had received some cash from him as well. Lol. It was so funny, still is.
A lot happen and I believe the dead do visit the living sometimes. If not, how do you explain these?

Baba re lo'n bawi

What? Lol! Omg!
Are you Yoruba?
My goodness this response is so funny.

Wow! This is such a good news.

determination26:
These days, I feel so confused. I used to dream a lot in the past and also remember my dreams but I think I've corrupted my mind and soul with the things of the world. I also used to have that dream of seeing my old classmates and being in my old secondary school and to be honest, my life feels like I'm constantly taking one step front and three steps backwards no matter how hard I try. I've tried going to churches to get genuine help, the last one I went to, a supposedly strong woman of God requested for some crates of minerals or malt plus my prayer request in an envelope with some money in it. Right now, I'm considering seeking help from a spiritualist because it seems like pastors have failed me, I'm married with kids and all my efforts to better my life keeps proving abortive. I need a way out, I promised myself I'd give my kids a great life and for their sake I'm willing to go to any length(excluding human sacrifice) to know what's going on.

Did you find the help you needed?

Oghenemebolikwo ooo, what did I just watch?
This is crazy and scary!

NewDelhi:
Having been through all phases of life and earning a comfortable income, I can boldly tell you it's a university setting even though many will argue it's during NYSC.

In A uni/poly/C of Edu, there are many young girls around ready to explore the life and freedom they've never had. Most especially the "omo get inside " girls. Lots of virgins, semi virgins, tight kpekus everywhere ..

To make it easier, just have a small car you dey manage plus a good crib and a good dress sense, you go fvck till your dick peel.

No jokes I had a friend who had more than a hundred body counts by the time he was graduating, I mean 100 different girls.

Lol, 100 body counts? Wawu! Na community dick im be? Because if na woman now we no go hear word ooooo.
Lol.

Priam:
I can't access the email to this account

Uh, will you dropnyour number and I'll chat you up on WhatsApp then?

Liliantalks:
which do u recommend that’s less expensive

Musk and kayanmata products. I sell

Priam:
Have you tried it? What was ur impression.

I've been seeing that kayanmata thread on NL but never cared to check

Can I PM?

stuffs4me:
Bitter evening newspaper spotted

Lol, look who's talking!