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Crime / Re: Young Girl Takes A Gun To School To Shoot Teacher Who Asked Her To Get A Haircut by UnimkeAk(m): 5:14am On Feb 18, 2021
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Dam we are indeed in a wicked world where the devil can operate a little child's brainto execute a terrible thing.

I don't see this as news but some spiritual thing . something is wrong because a girl of this age, what was she thinking??

Who own the gun?
What give her the assurance that shooting some one would help her cool her nerves?
Where did she see the gun?
Who thought her toi handle it?

What a world!
Spiritual what??
Health / Re: Jigawa University Student Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Cheated On Him by UnimkeAk(m): 5:35pm On Feb 16, 2021
cchub:
bloody simp

"Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fucck with your life, your friends, your health, and, scary enough, even your money.

It's a disease.
Tom

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Politics / Re: Rafiu Omoaje: APC, PDP Same Family, Reject Them by UnimkeAk(m): 7:16am On Feb 15, 2021
Bola146:
grin grin grin grin All of you are the same

No it takes a special kind of courage to be in a diff party (under dog) in a country like nigeria...

We should actually give smaller parties a chance

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Frosh Remanded In Ikoyi Prison Till March, 2021 For Beating Ex Girlfriend by UnimkeAk(m): 11:24am On Feb 10, 2021
Chii59:
One Dolt up there said "that's too much for him"
If na your sister dem nearly burst her eye, you for talk this kain rubbish?
See leg ... Tueeeh

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Moves To Return To APC, Meets Caretaker Chairman, Mai Mala Buni by UnimkeAk(m): 7:42pm On Feb 08, 2021
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Bello for Presidoooo!!!
Chai , u need rehab
Celebrities / Re: Ikechukwu Onunaku Proposes To His Girlfriend (Pre-Wedding Photo) by UnimkeAk(m): 10:28am On Feb 06, 2021
peacekante:
Nigeria rapper Ikechukwu Proposed has to his girlfriend. The rapper shared the romantic moment on his Instagram handle. The rapper who lived outside the country wrote:

When she said yes. Didn't post it yesterday, But wanted to share


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvcs7oA07C8
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CK6RhMtlD4x/?igshid=102nazyuvsvme

Peter Edochie is in serious pains right now
Education / Re: How Is Resumption Going So Far In Your University? by UnimkeAk(m): 10:01am On Feb 06, 2021
paulolee:
going smoothly but the lectures are coming slowly...the only surprising thing is dt girls are always asking to come over for food stuff asif my crib is a canteen maybe na bcox tinz hard
Nobody ask u about girls or food
Simp

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Acquires A New Toyota Land Cruiser Prado (Photos/Video) by UnimkeAk(m): 6:40pm On Feb 05, 2021
Zzor:
Have you slept with her before? I wonder why the progress of women intimidate you all
Nope it doesn't

Has anybody called Linda ikeji olosho before...

Why is it only women cashing out in the olosho industry

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Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by UnimkeAk(m): 6:22pm On Feb 05, 2021
Truthabulabula:
angry








It gives me joy when news like this get to cyber space.
The young man was wise enough to give the lady 5k,I commend the lady for her generous act of treating him right.
Imagine paying money as well to the court,just to recover 5k shocked

I believe ladies need more of his type in the society.

U no go send tp before?
I'm sure he did it to prove a point..
Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by UnimkeAk(m): 6:21pm On Feb 05, 2021
BusinessCity:




I take bone straight beg you, say aboki, not men angry

Simp
Politics / Re: Disabled: Debola Daniel Shares His Frustration Living In Nigeria With Disability by UnimkeAk(m): 9:06pm On Jan 29, 2021
JidennaJason:
Now I understand that part of the Bible where God said and I quote;

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you"

Imagine if this guy was not having any form of disability, Debola Daniels would have been one pompous nuisance intimidating people because his father is the number one man in the state.



Our God works in mysterious ways....

To God be the glory.

What is wrong in what he said?
Why do these so called pastors don't heal the people on the streets that actually need healing
Politics / Re: Orlu Is Not Oyigbo - Nnamdi Kanu Hails His Boys by UnimkeAk(m): 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2021
EzeAro:
Kill me I kill you God no go vex, the era of intimidating the peace of the East cause you have guns is over.
Naso northeast wahala start, una go run comot for east
Politics / Re: Release Evidence Of Christian Boko Haram Members, CAN Tells Zulum by UnimkeAk(m): 9:58pm On Jan 18, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Zulum don't actually need the vote of the east to win anything in Nigeria.

We don't even want you people to like zulum...

We don't want him to be a failure like that of the politicians your bad lucks have rendered useles including Trump!

Pls we don't want you guys to like him!!

Hate him Just like you hate the north... We are OK with that!!

I Taya for northerners oo,
You hate the east yet you still want them in the same country as u....

Omo

You guys should be happy for the east to leave the contraption...

NB I'm from the ND
Religion / Re: Charlie Charlie, The ‘Demonic’ Teen Game Overtaking The Internet by UnimkeAk(m): 9:47pm On Jan 07, 2021
passengar:
I am not one to believe in demons and superstitions...I think there should be a scientific reason why the pencils move.
Dem s blow breeze

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Health / Re: Editi Effiong: I Got Nailed By COVID-19, I Got So Sick And Begged To Die by UnimkeAk(m): 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
RenaissanceGuy:
I had covid19 too. I suddenly lost my sense of taste and smell. The crayfish in my kitchen container that used to emit its scent so strongly, suddenly became like ordinary water that has no scent. I literally put my nose into the container, but still didn't perceive anything. It was a troubling 10 days or so. I wanted to go for test proper, but a family member discouraged me. Out of fear, obviously grin. Didn't use any medication, but later got well.
During the first wave of covid most of my friends and a colleague I work with everyday, lost his Sense of smell and tastes for months, I was just waiting to loose mine as well, but nothing happened until they regained back their senses..

I think it affects people differently

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Properties / Re: How Much Is Cement In Your Area And Why Is The Price Of Cement Still High? by UnimkeAk(m): 11:13pm On Jan 01, 2021
HeadShot:
buhari has kilĺed every aspect of our Economy...

Nigeria is dead..

I can remember how affordable it was during jonathan era...

Buhari is evil and hardship personified...

God punish all those supporting this evil administration
I had a degree in civil engineering in 2012, been practicing since...

Under pdp- GEJ
I bought cement 1200
10mm - 800
12mm - 1200
16mm - 1500

Under APC
Cement - 2550 now 5000
10mm - 2300
12mm - 3000
16mm - 5000

APC is the worst govt so far, PMB failed in 83/85 and he is also failing now...

I wonder what is wrong with anyone that supports this govt...

Na only politicians dey build houses now

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Politics / Re: Navy Personnel, Soldiers Urinate On Widow & Her Children In Cross River by UnimkeAk(m): 12:22pm On Jan 01, 2021
SilverNorGold:


My beloved brother, they are enemies at work! Trust me, most of these brutalities you hear about are engineered by criminals dressed in military/paramilitary attire.. Not saying there is no police/military brutality, but in most cases, criminal elements are the culprits. No soldier would stoop this low, I can bet my life!

Na only God go help us.
How did they get the security van
Crime / Re: Singaporean Woman Faces Death In China For Transporting Drugs For Nigeria Man by UnimkeAk(m): 9:36am On Dec 27, 2020
owobokiri:

They're here.. Odua United! There's a good chance you're the same person with the buffoon that just ran away. You just changed jerseys? With that your Obasanjos face? Keep pushing my buttons! When you hit the right nerve, I will sure do some numbers on you lots. Hundreds of drug related crimes by your folks in London alone that seldom make the front page here even when the story is big.. It's Sunday, time dey! Go to Peckam and see how you guys turned it into the British Ajegunle.. If it's other ethnic groups that do what you guys do in London to Nigerias image, the blogosphere will be in perpetual meltdown.. You guys normalised drug trafficking in nigeria! Since the ,80s! Own it.. possess your possession...

Bro give it a rest, asides terrorism
Igbo as a tribe are th ones giving Nigeria a bad name , next to yoruba, even the Yahoo , una do am pass...
Just facts , you guys should change abeg

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Religion / Re: Rev. Uma Ukpai's Civic Reception In Ohafia, His Community For His Philanthropy by UnimkeAk(m): 9:21am On Dec 27, 2020
Juliusmalema:




Abia state is Somehow Ibibio.....land.

Can't you see their dressing?

How is that igbo?
True except for the cap
Romance / Re: FFK: Any Man Who Doesn't Give His Lady At Least N2M For Christmas Is In Trouble by UnimkeAk(m): 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2020
Dpharisee:
Urgent N2M, that's what he uses to trap and impregnate several baby mamas. How many men even know the difference between ordinary hair attachment and bone straight hair, which man will see a lady with the type of breast or buttock he likes and decide to go for the ugly girl wearing bone straight hair?

Women love to compete among themselves...
My own na say girls where their complete family savings put together no fit buy bone straight go want wear bone straight
Religion / Re: Nails Used In Christ's Crucifixion Unearthed In A Secret Monastery Chamber (Pix) by UnimkeAk(m): 10:30am On Dec 24, 2020
Righteousness2:
Whether the nail in question is the one used on the hands of JESUS Christ or not, does not really Matter

What Matters is that JESUS CHRIST was Bruised, beaten and nailed to the Cross because of You and I. HE had no sin in Him, but HE took all that pain, slaps and beatings that we might be Saved.

What Matters is that Salvation has Nothing to do with your Financial or non financial Status. It is Free of Charge for Whoever Comes for it.

What really Matters is that HIS hands are wide open to Forgive and Receive anyone that comes to Him , irrespective of whatever you have done.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

What Matters is for All to know and Understand that JESUS Christ is the only way to Eternal Life. There is no other way.

What Matters is that same JESUS is Coming to Snatch away, All that Believe in Him and Accept Him as Lord and Savior.

Receive Him now that you can! The next Moment could be Late..
I find it really appalling how you Pentecostal lot, shut off , and disdain everything Catholic.....
Uncle if the Catholic Church didn't preserve Christianity for thousands of years, you'd have no God to pray to...
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Camp Experience In Akwa Ibom State! by UnimkeAk(m): 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2020
Esyy:
I was seated for over 30mins waiting for these guys to call me (covid19 officials), during this wait period other pcms that were just coming into camp joined me in the wait! After about ten more minutes we were called and queued for the test.

That test is one hell of a test I will never wish to my enemy. They usually insert one long stick-like thing into one's nostril and then rotate it as if they were trying to scoop something out of your nose!

The damn thing touched my brain and sent signals to my eyes to release tears! Omo, I cried........ lipsrsealed embarassed

Once done with my test, I found my way to the next stand where my documents would be verified! You see this part of the story, I swear I do not like it but I'll still share should incase someone finds themselves in such a mess.

At the verification stand, I greeted the fair man who seem to be in his late 60s. Old man didn't even look at me but was busy playing his Zuma game.

I quietly and humbly greeted again and chipped in the reason why I was there but man didn't even shake, talk more blink his eyes. He was deeply into this Zuma game. I hard no option but to wait for him to finish his game.

After a while, he ended his game and with joy in his heart, looked at me and asked if I wanted he to loss his game just because i wanted to verify my documents, I replied him No and forced a smile just so I don't look too serious. You see this country eeh, normal people are not up to 10

The old man proceeded to ask for my name and other documents. One of the documents he requested for was my statement of result which I showed to him.

He took it and tried confirming the signature it was bearing on NYSC portal but couldn't find it. He searched again but still yet, he couldn't find the signature, that was were my problem started...... cry

Boring as heaven ....
Politics / Re: "Eastern Security Network" - Charly Boy Speaks With BBC Igbo by UnimkeAk(m): 10:48pm On Dec 22, 2020
muykem:
Unpatriotic statement from Charly boy. Who are the brain behind Amotekun? Why Gani Adams or Sunday Igboho didn't form Amotekun. South east needs Security unit like Amotekun but it must come from governors not Nnamdi Kaun a terrorist.
First of all am not from the east or Igbo...

But how is Nnamdi kanu a terrorist
And ipob a terrorist organization
And herdsmen are roaming free

You don't like the easterners esp, north and west yet u won't allow them go...

For us in the Niger delta , we have no issues with Biafra , we would like to see it happen for them , just don't get us involved in an ethnic seccession...
Let biafra have an arrangement of federating states with a very weak centre and we the ND will jump in with everything..

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Properties / Re: Eko Atlantic - Nigeria's Answer To Dubai. New Constructions And Update by UnimkeAk(m): 4:58pm On Dec 22, 2020
Bialegend:
After Biafra is restored, we will show you guys how to build cities. Zoo is a joke.
The governors and politicians in the east are from where?

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Education / Re: Optical Illusion Images That Will Make You Go Crazy! by UnimkeAk(m): 6:31am On Dec 19, 2020
dominique:


I stared for almost 30 seconds, I didn't see anything undecided
It becomes a multiplication x sign...
U need to orgasm
Romance / Re: Men Need To Realise That Having Money Doesn't Make Them A Catch. by UnimkeAk(m): 6:05am On Dec 19, 2020
Jodha:
95% of men think money is all women want...and that women will flock around them if they have money. Well I'm sorry to burst yhur bubble they're actually hard-working and contented ladies out there...and if money is all yhu have to offer then yhu have nothing to offer..

Guys should learn to work on their personality, attitude, general approach. I'm not saying yhu shouldn't have money ..but if yhu think having money is all there is...or if yhu have money yhure a total catch and ladies will flock around yhu regardless of how yhu behave...then yhure wrong.
U're not a man and u also have no experience on this topic...
U hardly find guys going around creating topics on how a woman should do this and that..

U might not be after a man cuz he got the bag but 99.999 % of Nigerian women would..

I cannot have money and a good personality as well....

What ladies call good personality anyways is the level of simp in u...
Because I don't understand how nice should a guy be again...if he doesn't abuse u in anyway.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Social Media Bill: UK To Set New Regulations For Social Media Companies by UnimkeAk(m): 7:17pm On Dec 15, 2020
SilverNorGold:


My brother, I know your hatred for President Mohammadu Buhari won't make you see reason, but it's okay. There's nothing I can do that will make you have a change of heart.. Cos your mind is already made up..

It's well, my beloved brother.. Enjoy the rest of your day.

God bless us all.
Students said over 500 students wer kidnapped...
Governor said 333
Bashir Ahmed(presidency) said only 10 students are with the terrorist...

And u want to regulate internet / social media..
U think PMB will be in office forever since u re a fan..

I wonder what will happen wen ure finally in opposition and and ur views and truths are suppressed...

Common let's use our number 6, Nigeria is not there yet..

Stop comparing Nigeria to China and UK, wer institutions work...

China kills corrupt politicians ...

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Education / Re: David Oyedepo And His Brutality In Covenant University by UnimkeAk(m): 2:41pm On Dec 15, 2020
EXOUSIAng:
I will never forget that day. I was in cafe2 with my friends on our way to EIE to browse..
He threw the Microphone on pastor Intia that day.
chaiii.
Those of us who were in Covenant University from 2009 na we see shit pass.
Chaii
if bus 5 no carry you REVO go burst your room, or medical bus go pick you for drug test.
After that Easter incident we still had the
5/11 aka El Classico aka MFM (Muyiwa Fadugba Ministries)
We still had the Bible issue again ohhh.
Chaii, I would never forget the day they came with busses to pack us for drugs test around 2am.
The day VC Obayan caught me and my girlfriend coming out of CST at night holding hands. Knowing my mum was a lecturer in another school she insisted on calling her, my babe was going to her office every two days for counceling she didn't forward the case but she gave me hell..
The that time Paul Hall and Joseph was were asked to write the book of Luke by the dean then Muyiwa Fadugba. Me I was lucky I was a Wing rep..... If you can be a badt guy and still make it out of Covenant University clean You can survive in most prisons in the world.
Prison lol, don't push it bruv !!
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu, Buhari Agreed On Power Shift To South West - Tunde Balogun by UnimkeAk(m): 3:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
Kaduna1stson:


The Amotekun is a surprise which the south west sprung on us to intimidate the north. It was not part of any agreement. This Amotekun issue can make us shift our support to a North central candidate like Yahaya bello if Tinubu cannot call his people to order.
Imagine Yahaya Bello of all persons in the north Central, do u guys like progress at all?

Lord luggard, well done
GB well done...

It's all good , anything to heat the polity and lead to seccession...at this rate , we won't mind a second civil war...
Celebrities / Re: Lil Frosh To Girlfriend: “I Will Kill You & Davido Will Get Me Out” - Gift by UnimkeAk(m): 11:43pm On Nov 27, 2020
Calmblaze:
Lil frosh dey fall person hand tbh.
Honestly, I'm bored. Please call me 09130213029
And what should they tell you simp

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Science/Technology / Re: 'Most Beautiful Killer': Dragon-like Sea Creature (Pictures) by UnimkeAk(m): 11:38pm On Nov 27, 2020
Righteousness89:
Something Maasive is about to Happen!
All over the World,the Creatures in the sea are reacting,
Mountains are Collapsing..
Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Volcanoes Hitting from Nation to Nation
Infrastructures and Economies are collapsing..
Bible Prophecies are being fulfilled like never before..
The World as a Whole is in Confusion!
We are Seasons of the RAPTURE!
JESUS is at the Door!
The Only Safe zone is to be Firmly Seated and Rooted in JESUS Christ..
Ensure you are RAPTURE Ready at All times and seasons!

Very Much Thanks and Appreciation for all the Prayers and Great wishes on My Birthday and Wedding Anniversary!
I really Appreciate Everyone who sent in Words..
I Believe I will meet u all very Soon in the Sky to Part no more!

GOD BLESS U ALL
Oga which mountain collapse...
Where is the earthquake hitting from nation's to nations?
Romance / Re: This Is the Rubbish I'm Eating Tonight Because of Lack of Money & Recession PIX by UnimkeAk(m): 11:21pm On Nov 21, 2020
lefulefu:
u are eating cornflakes and u complaining cheesy
cornflakes is regarded as rich man food in naija nah cheesy
anyway over here they regard conflakes and Goldenmoore as ur regular breakfast cereals
For me there was never a time i liked cornflakes grin
i always regarded it as kiddies food
for me if i need a light satisfying breakfast meal in the morning i opt for Quaker oats then if i want to enjoy it more i would slice some bananas inside it.
Very satisfying and a delicious breakfast meal that will keep u going cheesy
And it is even Kellogg's ,guy man never chop nasco before, him go commit suicide

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