SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

U're not a simp my brother !

Righteousness2:
UnFriendly Friends in action,
Wickedness in High and Low places in different Formats.
The innovation of Evil and Wickedness in these Last days is Earth Shaking and alarming..
The times are Damn so Evil

Seriously, I Dont know how people Live without JESUS in these Endtimes...

Shut up..
This will definitely be a case of food poisoning and unintentional

Kestolove:
davido come and see wetin our oluwa burna dey do, no to to dey disturb us with e choke, tule, chioma just to dey relevant, burna another grammy is comin next year

Upon all the pple wer davido don help

Interesting15:
By Sunday Akanni

Some days back, after a prayer meeting with some brethren, some of us (all young believers) decided to share some tracts and share the gospel of Christ with those around the vicinity. While at the business, I saw a beer palor by the roadside and felt the prompting to enter there to preach. So I entered.

Inside the place, I saw people having 'fun', with loud music. I saw a young man sitting on a chair, taking beer. So I approached him and extended a tract to him. When he realized what I was there to do, he chose not to collect the tract, and decided to ignore me. But then, I started speaking the words God put in my mouth, and I did this in less than two or three minutes.

Strangely, before I finished talking, the guy's countenance changed, and he just started smiling broadly. Then he said something like "I love what I heard", before collecting the tract from me.

And so, it became much obvious to me that more people out there must hear the true gospel of Jesus Christ, and that there's an inherent power in the gospel to deliver the dirtiest unbelievers and sinners from sin, satan and hell. More people will come to the Light of Christ if we can place greater priority on the affair of soul winning.

Fellow believers, the message of the Kingdom of God is Good News that shouldn't be kept to ourselves. When we partner with the Holy Spirit to make unbelievers out there realise that GOD loves them so dearly and that He is all they need, more souls will be drawn into the Kingdom. "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature" - Jesus Christ (Mark 16:15)

Don't try to win the lost with your own human wisdom, but partner with the Holy Ghost, Who will put the right words in your mouth. The words will hit the sinner vehemently, and a seed will be planted in them. When the veil the devil has placed upon their mind become eventually shattered (by the power in the Word of God), they will realise their dirtiness and the extent of the decay of their soul, and the reaction will likely be to break down in tears. Some others will suddenly realise how much LOVE God had for them, and instantly start beaming with Heavenly joy. The result? A celebration will ensure in Heaven! (Luke 15:10)

Let the world know that Jesus is the way, the truth and the life (John 14:6), and that the only way humans can find true fulfilment and joy is by maintaining an intimate relationship with God through Jesus Christ. It is a relationship with God that empowers us to have dominion over the earth in accordance with God's Will. This is the destiny of every human. Have a close relationship with Jesus Christ.

If you want to surrender your life to JESUS, simply do so now. Ask for His mercy, and sincerely tell Him, "LORD JESUS, come into my life". Your life will never remain the same. A true relationship with Jesus will give you victory over death, sin, satan and hell. GOD bless you.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2021/03/my-experience-inside-beer-palor-in-lagos.html?m=1

So because I dey drink beer for joint, I be sinner bound for hell

sarrki:
Igbos, afenifere, igboho,Pdp, fencist, emergency analyst and enemies of the state listen carefully your common enemy and nightmare is jagaban,
He will rule Nigeria from 2023 to 2031

Let the game begin

They tried lekki massacre-lori iro

They staged shasha and igangan they fail

Akanbi ride on

Progressives across the nation are with you

Naso una do for buhari, see the country as e be today, everybody wan resign from this company.

Hardship and insecurity doesn't ask if ure a buharist before doing it's damage.

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

Naso I use dss deal with one that year

BigYash:
The kind of business minded people I like working with. No be those ones when go dey tell you to find babe for them or if I get SK for hux.. Shi-Shi idea or help to grow bigger, you won't get from them. I need rich people as frds ,cux I want to be super rich also. Nairaland rich people make una carry me along. No mind my Monica wen I put BigYash o,na just Monica . I wanna be super rich,sombori help..

Are u rich ?

garfield1:


Mynd44 lalasticlala Dominique oam4j rule 2 and 3 broken

Lol, like nairaland is life..

Zzor:
Did you sleep with a married man or not?I was surprised and shocked to my marrow, imagine decent Adekunle can't keep his thing in his trousers too.No man is truly decent after all ,not even all these my pastors hmmmm

Proof?

garfield1:


You and who! Pdp will never rule again. Osibanjo is the next president

When u say pdp will never rule again? Who are the politicians in the APC?
apc = pdp
Have this into ur thick skull, and start reasoning like a human not an animal, so we can get good leadership even if it is from labour party.

okoloto:
Tinubu is the best man for the job. He is the only man that can unite Nigeria back. The only governor that gave another tribe commissioner in his tenure. On infrastructure, check all the roads he built in lagos, still standard after almost 15 years. Still intact. Osibanjo also got the interlect to lead. In the east. Peter obi and umahi will also perform well.

Peter obi / osibanjo is the best bet for that office, nobody else

Subsidybad21:


Simple. The value of the naira has fallen since Jonah's time when crude cost 100 dollars per barrel so not enough dollars to raise the value of the naira due to fall in crude prices since 2014( we had it as low as 30 dollars in 2016)

Also the revenue available now to subside fuel is less rhan it was under Jonah's time again due to low oil prices. We are making at least 40 dollars less per barrel of crude compared to 2012. Laat year it was as high as 80 dollars less per barrel.In 2016 it was 100 dollars less per barrel.

And even then in 2012 Jona wanted to remove subsidy completely because even at that high oil price it was no longer sustainable. Nigerians said no then.

Lol, why are u rambling ?

Buhari Is worst than johnathan in every aspect of governance..

Nigeria never hard it this bad except 83/85

Synord:
The Year 2020 which ushered in a decade in the entertainment industry in Nigeria also remains one of the busiest years in the industry especially the music sector. Despite the Covid 19 Pandemic and End Sars Protest that took place across the Country, Nigerian Artistes ensured they delivered good music to the ears of their listeners and music critics across the country and Africa at large. In this article, we examine the Top Ten Most Anticipated Albums in the Nigerian Music Industry for the Year 2021.

Most A-List Artistes dropped their projects in 2020 to rave reviews both locally and in the international scene as Spaceship and Atlantic Records act, Burna Boy also bagged his second Grammy nominations with his album " Twice as Tall.

These are the albums that Nigerian music lovers are looking forward to, in 2021.

1) Peruzzi - DMW Act and Davido's Songwriter, Peruzzi announced his sophomore album "Rum & Boogie" will drop in November 2020. Due to some delays, the album did not drop in 2020. The album features Artistes like Phyno, Davido, Wande Coal, Tiwa Savage, Dremo, Idowest, Teni and Fireboy and one of the singles from the album "Southy Love" featuring Fireboy is doing well on the airwaves. The album is expected to drop in February, 2021.

2) Runtown - Nigerian Singer Douglas Agu popularly known as Runtown inadvertently leaked his album on Twitter in September 2020 but he was able to quickly bring down the links. The 12 track album is tentatively titled "Sound God" and features Artistes like Bella Shmurda, Hudson and Darko vibes. The music album is expected to officially drop in 2021. The lead singles off the Album "Kini Issue" and "Body Riddim" are doing well on the airwaves.

3) Bella Shmurda - "Sho ni Cc, Load Am". Bella Shmurda was one of the hottest artiste in 2020. With features on Davido's ‘A Better Time ‘and Olamide's ‘Carpe Diem’ Album and one of the hottest songs in 2020 titled "Cash App" featuring Zlatan Ibile, many fans are craving for an album from the youngster. Bella Shmurda released an EP titled "High Tension" in 2020 to quench the thirst of his fans and has promised an album in 2021.

4) Rema - Since he came into the scene in 2018, Divine Ikubor aka Rema has consistently delivered hits. Rema has 3 EPs so far in his career and a string of hit singles like Dumebi, Iron man, Lady, Woman, Corny, among others. Divine Ikubor has since won an Headie Award, nominations for the BET among other career achievements. Fans are expecting his debut album to drop under Mavins Records this year and he has confirmed same via his Twitter account.

5) Laycon - The Rapper achieved widespread Fame when he won the BB Naija Lockdown Edition in 2020. He also dropped his debut EP "Who is Laycon" under the imprint of Fierce Nation Entertainment the Same Year. Laycon has promised his numerous fans a project this year and a lot of us are in anticipation of an album.

6) Mr P - Former member of the Psquare duo, Peter Psquare has since decided to launch his solo career and his record label, P classic group after the duo decided to go seperate ways. He dropped his debut single for year 2020 in December titled "Follow My Lead" featuring Wande Coal. His debut album tentatively titled "Euphoria" is expected to drop in 2021.

7) Teni - Teni Makanaki is one of the leading female acts in Nigeria and one of the few top female Artistes that didn't drop a personal project in 2020. With an impressive single run in 2020 like MJ remix with BadboyTimz and Jo, the singer had hinted that her debut album will drop in 2021 and fans are seriously anticipating.

8 ) Paul Okoye - The Former Psquare member had massive success with his single " Audio money" which remains his biggest solo single. He is also working on his debut album which is expected to drop in 2021 same year as his twin brother.

9) Chike - Chike warmed in way into the hearts of many Nigerians especially ladies when he released his debut album "Boo of the booless". The album was released to rave reviews and acceptance. Chike has stated in interviews that his sophomore project was already in the works while he was promoting his debut album and fans are eagerly waiting for the album to drop in 2021.

10) Oxlade - Ikuforiji Abdulrahmann Olaitan aka Oxlade has been touted as the next Wande Coal in the Nigerian music industry. With smooth vocals, fine looks and a charming personality, Oxlade is sure on his way to greatness. He dropped his debut Ep " Oxygene" in 2020 and has hinted on an album to be released in 2021 as fans anticipate same.
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https://naijatastic.com/page/discover?p=top-ten-most-anticipated-albums-in-2021

Written by Iamsynord . Iamsynord is a freelance Writer and Entertainment lawyer .

Peruzzi
Runtown
Bella Shmurda
Rema

Commot that ikorudu kendrick lamar(laycon) for dere... Dude is wack, let's be honest...

List sucks

Where the Bleep is SDC

Juliearth:




A friend encountered same challenge. Call them to ascertain if your test was successfully submitted and also ask for your score too.

07061533400

Thank you

Been showing submitting forever !
I want to see my scores

Time for my test..
And this happens

jerrydelight:
those who are still having issues confirming or activating their account should check their mail spam fold, that were found the link for three people I registered.

also the schedule for two I registered was showing Fri 12th March, 23:40:11 gmt +0100 and Sat 13th mar 00:11:00 something like does imply midnight 12th March.

and I when I clicked on start now I get taken to the start exams page. does that mean i can start without waiting for the time they scheduled the applicant for. normally the link ought to be inactive until the start time reaches

That's why I didn't clicked mine, jejely waiting for the time today

MejiLoyon:

I want to address the fetish level

Hold one hand over your head, raise the other hand up, raise one leg and start hopping on your other leg. Now say after me, oh lord, allow me to have sense. Deliver me from the spirit of mumuism.

Your mother CAN NEVER be the cause of your misfortune. Else she would have flushed you from day one. Having taken care of you,through shit and piss. Sickness,school,food everything one woman go come say she dey fetish. If she is let her be fetish. If that fetish level no kill me and I still dey okay,dear mother dey do am dey go. I don't like divorce but as for your wife,it's left to you

2015 felele in Ibadan I was attending one cele church. I was born a celestian so make una no talk say I go find jazz. In any case one wooli do sharamantakaya come my side say spirit dey run am. I just dey look. Mid prophesy na him he mention say na my mama dey do me. Na that time I believe say spirit dey him body true true because the way I looked at him he stopped prophesying. I calmly walked to the Shephard and told him to warn that prophet. If he try am again he go collect. Apology accepted I left and never returned. If my mama dey do me and I dey this okay,please mommy, continue to be doing me.

Simps everywhere, thunder fire that kind woman

omonla10:
We cannot eat our cake and still have it.. This is purely due to subsidy removal which is self explanatory due to increasing crude prices..

But on d other side, we are yet to see d effect of subsidy removal.. Minimum wage is still too low probably around $70 per month..

In saner climes, fuel cost higher, but they can afford it cos they earn well..

I know one day, we will get it right in this country

One day we will get it right in this country yenyen yen yen....

Go out and protest like you did in 2012

Give us hint about the questions na

Uyi168:
....
For me, it's definitely style plus..

Four years don waka, we still carry go..

We nor see una again.. .


And mohits..

Mohits records..
It's don jazzy again..
Wande coal..
The prince is here..

Sure

Monogamy:
Another opportunity for Nigerians to benefit from the scheme.

500k is a lot.

Nice one from the Apc led government



The only real public empowerment looting party, Pdp gave to Nigeria was Immigration recruitment which ended up with young Nigerians losing their lives untimely.

Appreciate good thing

Npower
You win

What can 30k buy in nigeria this days...
This model isn't sustainable...
all we want is an good environment and infrastructure for businesses to thrive and grow the economy

herrickson:
Pls what is the meaning of 5:00 GMT-0800(Pacific standard time). I saw that as my scheduled time, but confusing. Because 0800 PST in Lagos is 18:00. Pls help

Means ur test is by 6, Nigeria is plus 1 gmt

akojifred:
same here too What would be the cause?

Same here , finally got the mail this morning, invalid account / token..
The email I provided is correct

ojaydedon:
Got a text this night...

Trying to activate my email... No link sent yet. Should I resend?

Same issue with me, no email just text, clicked on the link , I hv been trying to activate since last night no mail from theml

Just saw the text...
Filled in my email , I'm yet to get the link to activate my account

Omoluabi1stborn:




Tell her to do something tangible.

Ouch , this hurts !

Chiminemine:
Hello guys. I just received one of the biggest insults of my life today in church.

So I went to church today and along the line, I decided to scroll through NAIRALAND a little bit because the sermon was a little boring. So as I was pressing my phone in peace ohhh, one usher just came to where I sat and taped me. as I looked at her, she stretched her hand out signaling she wanted to sieze my phone. At first I was confused because where I was a lot of people where operating their phones but she didn't approach them. I didn't want to insult her or create a scene so I just lied that I was sending someone an important text. Then she said I should be quick and put out the phone, That if I were in a lecture hall would I use my phone in the presence of the lecturer? So I obliged. I experience similar scenarios a lot in my life and it makes me sad sometimes. Sometimes, teenage boys would be interacting with me as if I am in their age grade. My peers wouldn't want to be around me because they would feel I am just a kid. I can't get a girlfriend because girls look at me like their younger brothers. this has turned me into a full time introvert . I am really hurt. Even my own father uses my statur to insult me at times . It's only by my thick voice that people can tell that I am grown up and thats not enough.

Guys please help me, I need advice. I am 20 years old and 5 foot 8 inches tall.

20 years old give it time..

At 22 and serving I looked like a teenager...

Presently am 30, looking 30, and I long for my boyish looks

nextBIGthing:
Tinubu is what we need in this country


Fellow Nigerians let’s forgive that man....he has his flaws but he’s still the best man to make this country a bit stable and fit ...he’s intelligent and has a wonderful team working around him.

Let’s take out sentiment and bias
I’m not a jagaban fan
But we need to look at our problems holistically and see who’s fit for the job.

I come in peace ✌�

You said the samething about buhari...
Sanity started coming to Lagos State from 2007 , can u compare tinubu's performance to other governors in his set, was he the best? BIG NOOOOOO

nairalee:
Nothing about this story makes any sense to me

The guy
The surprise
The gift
The car
The male bestie

I swear

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Die?? I thought it was a god.

Seriously if oyibo people want mumu eh forget, them go lose all thier nut finish, Las Las lost the nut! Which kind problem be this

Poverty Na bastard !

U d call 3rd world Asian country oyibo..

Billyonaire666:
Buhari to Bawa:

Arrest the Southern youths, cease all their properties and label them yahoo yahoo. Especially those who want to use Bitcoin to replace Fulani BDCs. Intimidate them to submission and sell those properties to our brothers. Meanwhile, let our bandits use AK47 and take over the forests and destroy their crops. Show them we are the North and we are to control farming and agro industries. You do not need a plaintiff, just show them we are in charge.

Bawa: Allah Aku Bar!

Rubbish