During one boring final year afternoon lecture, naso I carry one of my useless coursemate useless phone dey press, unknown to me the volume down doesn't work, this was 2011 inbuilt ba3 was not a thing and I also didn't know that the nigga has sealed his ba3 permanently to the fone...
I didn't know the time I clicked on one porn video.... Omoh see loud moaning na, in a split second, I press volume down several times, no way, struggle to remove ba3 no way, naso I carry the fone run go outside...

Had to apologise to the lecturer, and he let me off cuz of my grades

nobaga:
My only question is where does Reno O. get the money to sustain his family abroad if he is not a pen robber and money launderer.

So Everyother Nigerian abroad is also a pen robber and money launderer.

Have sense#

cbngov01:
Just see how the U.S. messed up this burgeoning country and left it to ruins by killing Gaddafi. What a shame!

And Europe

IpobAntidote:
Pastorpreneur Fraudster.


See the idiotic mad man that has been black mailing people with all sorts of fake news even before 2015, now the bastard delusional fake Pastor is now wailing and crying like a jilted HOE.

Who did Reno blackmail...

Reno has proof and records of everything thing he says oo...

GboyegaD:
If he claims he is a critic of the government and then would endorse Sowore's early denial of bail (it could be some law of retribution like he claims, no doubt) because he feels Sowore was among those who promoted the candidature of Buhari, he is only a hypocrite.

How did he endorsed the denial?
He only said sowore could not meet bail... Because nobody was willing... Next time try to comprehend before u vote another pmb in 2023

Emmacolinho:
12 indeed!!! Story for the gods

Ned nwoko is viewing this

tesppidd:
This has got to be the most misplaced comment in history.

I don't know why Wike enjoys flexing muscle so much.
He likes making himself a god of Rivers.


He should know that the very day his tenure expires, 99 percent of the people frolicking with him will decamp and move on to the next governor.

And u think politicians don't know this...

saintvc:
who go vote you

Who vote Buhari(2019)?

Mbmohammed:
Once applications are submitted, the Ministry will review
submissions and publish a list of successful applicants.
Past beneficiaries are not eligible to participate in the
application process.
Comprehensive details for the new batch will be
announced in the coming weeks.

Can someone with an engineering degree with a passion for agriculture apply to the n-agro

Mynd44:
Lola is a brave woman

Wouldn't let her daughter be alone so she risked her own life too.

Those of you who insult her for whatever reasons, hope this changes your minds

Which sane parent will isolate a lil child cuz of covid19

MansoryMX:
The site has mad traffic.

Can access the site both on PC and fone

Mbmohammed:


Try it again when the portal open. If the problem persist by tomorrow we can probably know where the problem is, and by the Will of God we'll advice you on what to do.

Aiite thanks

Mbmohammed:


The time is 11:45pm

Waiting for the portal to be officially open, but I think I might have this problem....copied#

"Good day, I tried severally to register my BVN to the application portal but it keeps rejecting it, complaining that it already exist in the npower portal.
I have never been a beneficiary. Although, i did applied during the batch B application round, but was not selected. Please how do I resolve this?
Thank you"

npowerng:
Dear Intending N-Power 2020 Applicants,

Here is how to prepare for the N-Power application.

Remember
1. Portal opens 11.45pm, June 26th, 2020.
2. Application is FREE. Do NOT pay anyone to apply on the N-Power portal.
3. Get a printout or accurate details of your BVN.

#NPowerNG

Waiting for the portal to be officially open, but I think I might have this problem....copied#

"Good day, I tried severally to register my BVN to the application portal but it keeps rejecting it, complaining that it already exist in the npower portal.
I have never been a beneficiary. Although, i did applied during the batch B application round, but was not selected. Please how do I resolve this?
Thank you"

Amarabae:
this is a bit funny,
hunger dey ! so they see those Igbo businessmen as cashcows for their kidnapping business.
ayade should do something.
Igbos are peaceful people,

Igbos are there ones kidnapping themselves, how many cross riverians have been caught for high profile kidnapping

Righteousness89:
Not completely correct!

A Marriage needs to be Blessed! Someone who stands as a Representative of GOD needs to Bless the Marriage. E.g Pastor, priest, etc

GOD ALMIGHTY in the Beginning Blessed Adam and Eve..

Gen 1:28..

The Blessings spoken to a couple is important!

All the other things are not really important!

Modified; Ignore what people say! GOD ALMIGHTY is a God of Order.

Parental Blessings are good and important

But do not ignore the Blessings of your Pastor, priest ,etc.. it's very important

What blessing is better than our parents blessing

Sanromeo:


You should answer my question first then I'll answer your own. You're the one that made Aketi's achievements about Igbo Woman.

Igbo and inferiority complex

Always playing the tribal card.

7thLemonLOVER:
Atimes when you read about Nigeria's economic exploit back from the past, the present seems impossible to understand.

I mean how did the economy got so bad? One answer, "is tribalism and corruption" .

How many Nigerians could afford 800 naira then

Possiblegee:
moodyqueen does that include your brothers too

And her Father

Amotolongbo:
Seems like they have more beautiful cars than the buildings, even though some of the cars are almost as old as the school itself

What kind of oblique views are these from a drone?
Like the photographer stood on top of a building to shoot these pictures, not a drone. Or the photographer was in a cable car to shoot the pictures
No drone in UNICAL?


I’m waiting for that of Oba Awon University

Of the greatest gba gba

If you attended Oba Awon uni , it tells a lot about your School and degree uve got..

The op clearly said these photos are not drone shots .

It is your type that rush to answer questions without reading the instructions... After u will say that lecturer is wicked have me an F.

Not a graduate of Unical tho.

Professorcplus:
[b] Mine has reduced but let me share a recent experience with you. One evening before I went to bed, I decided to wash my dirty white singlet and hung it above the shower rail in the bathroom. I usually switch off the light before sleeping but this time I could detect if the light switch was turned on or off because NEPA refused to do the needful. Out of fatigue, I left the bathroom door open and went to bed which is opposite to the door but extreme end of the room.

I don't know how long I have slept, but suddenly felt a cold breeze with eolian sound. I opened my eyes but couldn't move all I could see was a very bright blue cloud with an angel carrying a sliver trumpet. I forced myself to fly up but I couldn't. RAPTURE is here. I was still in fear of making heaven when I finally gained conscious.

Haa. NEPA is at work again. OX standing fan rotating at its highest speed; the white light in the bathroom illuminating the terracotta bathroom blue tiles on the wall and the singlet looks like an angel with the shower hose head looking like trumpet. I realized it wasn't RAPTURE after all just some sleeping paralysis [/b]

This one where all of una dey see Jesus and trumpet.... Mean say I no go enter heaven be that.

Iv had more that 10 sleep paralysis...
I think about 3 was in one week.

Mine always feels like am dying because am aware of my body but can seem to wake it up.

The terrifying part about the whole SP is the struggle of trying to wake up, those few seconds feels like minute's.... Most times I want to give up and fall back asleep but my mind tells me that if I do that then I will die... So I struggle tilll Im fully conscious.

It was so frequent, I had to do a lot of research, and I found out that, it was caused by stress and avoid sleeping on ur back.... That solved my SP for now

saintbillion:
cooking things. the thing ugly sha

U no Sabi the thing and u done already chop am...
I don tire to wash hands ooo....

pahoehoe:
Wow!!! This is a welcomed development in Lagos. Come to think of this. How many people will get the N5,000? Click on the links on my signature to know how you can be making over N2M per plot from Ibeju Lekki estates.

Make ur two million alone money don tire u , abi u mother theresa

Bembellaa:
North have the highest number of silent billionaires

So if I snap with RR, I am automatically a billionaire.... This is about 20kids out of a 100 million northerners...

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Useless weak guy... you allowed a girl shout at your mom... poor woman .... you dare try that shiite with my mama

scoundrel:
The crying dictator of Cross River. He should focus on the bad roads in the state. I couldn’t believe the much talked about Calabar had gullies on the roads. Funny enough his posters litter everywhere and his name painted on almost every solid structure. Wrong priorities, anyone?

Cross was doing well before this midget came into power in 2015

grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

You try to sleep for that room oo

piamily:
Okay. There’s thing guy I met one time last year. So he came up bold and said he was interested in a relationship. He didn’t even waste time. I was impressed . Normally I was supposed to dish out my “naija shakara girls style” you know, but I didn’t . After some days I agreed to date him.

I found out he’s easy going so I decided to give in and be mutual with the love and attraction etc. as soon as I got interested, he withdrew.

I noticed it . I don’t understand why a man will do this. Was he not interested? And does he expect the woman to hate him.

I see some men complain about ladies being hard to get and now a lady didn’t play that much hard yet the man withdrew a bit. Still don’t get men sometimes sha

Una never see anything

GeoandSONSLTD:
I don't even know which one is more painful, but I came out ontop

1.) While in the University, I packed in new, to this lodge. Met my girl there, this girl can fvck, Na epistle I go write. Short story: I fvckd her best friend, she fvckd my roommate, I fvckd another of her friend right in present.

2.) Another one: She lied about her boyfriend while crushing on me. The guy came to meet me like, bro, this is my girl, please leave am for me. I didn't tell him she was crushing on n fvcking me. Idont know but, Immediately after drilling her younger sister, she called me on phone, I gave the younger sister the phone to shout at the person to stop disturbing me.

The said what is the worst thing your ex has done to you....
Ure here telling us if ur fictional sexcapeds

Guys wer d hit ,no d spill freely

Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

[b]How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings?[\b] He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

Bring ur dog to calabar

sammyj:
If UK get this vaccine sorted out first . Then the Americans and the Chinese will have a lot to loose!! The world power might to UK if care is not taken as everyone will look towards them!

Lol... see analysis

Giwoni:
My Love Experience

Good day NLanders

I'm a medical student, and gf ( not sure what to call her now) is in MLS. We are both in same level (500l).

It all started in 2015, when we gained admission into the University. We began to read together and subsequently I started teaching her. Later on, she made me to read and susummarize her course topics (which I did for up to her 300 level) for her as she usually found it difficult to read with textbooks and understand the contents.

Months before my 2nd MBBS examinations, I began to notice changes in her attitude and behaviour towards me, up to the point that she told me that if I did not pass that examinations that, she will forget about me. But as God may have it, I passed successfully.

Financially, it started right in year one as I celebrated her and her mummy's Christmas from my own pocket. It got to a point that I usually give her her money almost every day (for up to 5yrs) Whenever, I'm traveling in any of our vacations, I usually give money for upkeep until I'm back.

In 300l, I bought her gift worth almost 30k and also celebrated her birthday which she demanded I get her 'point and kill cat fish' that cost 9k.

I usually pay for her textbooks and seminar work as we are all in medical school, I really do a lot for her, as she always told me she would never leave me right from yr 1 to 500l after which she started telling me, their people from Anambra will not let her marry people from Ebonyi State.

She's has known this for all her life, but decided to bring it up just now, when I'm beginning my marriage plans with her, She's started giving me unnecessary excuses in one form or the other.

In 400L, my elder brother told me that I should leave my medical school here to go and study the same medicine abroad. Because of her, I told him that I want to finish my school here since I am already in 400 level. That after my MBBS degree, I can then go abroad for my Masters degree...

This January, my elder brother told me that since I would be graduating in 2022 (which supposed to be 2021 but due to strike before the 2019 election) which is two years time, that I should be planning to get married before I leave this country.

This made me to ask her again if we are ending up together and she told me that she has to seek for her mother's consent, and would give me a feedback.

Before, she travelled (this is just before the lock down) as she was complaining that she does not have any money on her to eat and she want to go and learn how to plait hair which will cost her #8,000, I gave her #16,000. The next day after collecting the money, she told me that she received a call from her mother that she must come back to her State and she travelled with that money without learning anything.

Yesterday by 8:24pm, I called her to tell me the outcome of her mother's discussion with her. She told me that her mother insisted that she cannot marry an Ebonyi man, and she cannot go outside her mother's decision.

In conclusion, she told me that she cannot marry me.

Well, as expected, I'm bracing myself up for insults, (I really don't mind this right now) but amidst the insults, pls advice a brother who's fighting emotionally.

thanks

As a corp member in 2013, when the occupants of the 6 flats in my compound including myself gather to discuss issues such as splitting of Nepa Bill's, when I asked why the guy in the BQ is not always in the meetings, they will say , dont mind that man, he is from Ebonyi, he doesn't know anything...

That's a fact Anambrarians see people from ebonyi as second class igbos...

Plus she played u simple