₦airaland Forum

Celebrate? I laugh

7billion Naira? They wan build stadium ni?

@ OP, Your future wife wey be say another dirty lousy nigga fit dey hammer her now now as you dey post for nairaland so

Freiburger: So smoking has become a basic right.

Yes it's a basic right, some people like me can't do without one

Qatar airways? So unusual anyway na minor thing, vulcaniser plenty for MMA area, e no go cost them 100 Naira to pump the two tires

The animal that died and the rouges stealing chicken from the school poultry, extorting phones, money, laptops from students are all hungry thieves which means 80% of EKSU students are hungry students

She can return 50 years after Jesus comes for all I care

As much as i'll like to hear positive improvement about her deteriorating health, she and her husband might not have the slightest idea that karma's claws are horrible.

So we the traditional worshipers aren't allowed to pray for her?

1. She's not travelling, so it means definitely the driver is not over-speeding
2. SUV somersaulted and no one knows the cause of the accident? not even the driver?
3. She's the only one that died and
4. It happened on her wedding day?

All I have to say is IT'S COMPLICATED!

$100,000 is all he has to offer? eediota

@ OP exactly the same thing at Trafford Centre in Manchester. You need to see people queuing up for iPhone 5 like apple is giving them out for free.

To y'all criticising this video and Rick Ross, are you just extremely daft or is translating a musical video a difficulty? If you think that video and it's lyrics doesn't portray the life of an average Nigerian, then probably your brain mass is less than a dice cube since you find pleasure in condemning a video that makes a clear picture of you as a Nigerian and of Nigeria as a country.
You are wallowing in poverty, smiling and dancing azonto to May D's Ile Ijo, perhaps that's what makes you feel good about yourself, listening to noise you call music but shy away from the truth because he didn't shoot any part of it in very few posh area of Nigeria.

This man should be shot in the balls at very close range

Lol typical

If the "wrong" way of cooking noodles dey kill pesin, I for don quench tey tey.
OP only wants to show his skills, but I don't dig it neither do I fancy chemical theories.

Haha Naijawood and there drama

aww awww so cute!

Bunch of clueless ar$eholes

No because I hate garri and I don't drink it #

I'll wait till apple release iOS 6. Hopefully updating my 4s will make up to IPhone5.

She ain't bad and not good looking as well, who said she's gorgeous? U no see nose wey be like say dem use feet match frog for mud? The only thing that's not fake in the picture is her teeth, even about the teeth sef, I'm not sure whether I'm 100% sure.

This is interesting...clear pictures please!!

Brisingr: they better release this guy or we go crash the internet seriously my fellow buccaners where the conclave they hold we need to free this guy

Who's this lmbecile?

Aww my pirate bay

Can you prove this is not some other kind of noodles and not indomie? all noodles are Indomie #Only in Nigeia

Who is Davido? Because he dey chop akpu, wetin make I do? How on earth is this on front page?

Not married yet but I'll know she's the one if she goes KFC with me when I have money and drink my Garri when I don't

Mrs GEJ! Mrs GEJ!! Mrs GEJ!!! How many times I call you? No die put for Germany o!

Billyonaire: [size=15pt]I HATE COINS !!![/size]

Na coins just dey vex you all the way lol

acidtalk: If stating the truth Is what you call slagging, then no wonder we keep giving out chietancy titles to those who have looted our treasury and made poverty a brand identity in Nigeria.

Please let us face the truth for once.

I like to believe you stated the truth then? You did a marvellous job mate and I wasn't expecting much. You really must be happy now init?
Now those cabbage you spewed there, does it make you "non-nigerian"? Caucasian? Superhuman? Plus in my little brain, I just can't relate your rants about giving chieftancy title to the people looting your National treasury with what you said about Nigerian's primitive behaviours abroad.

Even your next post after you quoted mine says it all that your rants are mainly about politics, poverty and injustice. Whichever way any of the last two has affected you mate, don't worry you're not the only one that's being paranoid. Taking it out on how some people behave abroad is just totally wrong.