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Neega slaggin off fellow neegaz SMH

Food poison my arse

Dude is high on pig shit smoking

It happened in Nigeria? I'm not surprised, not even close

Would have been 3 now

Chelsea don fall my hand My 20 quid don go

The three people I would love to meet are dead

Funny quite loads of people will believe this

What able being can not do, disables can do it better.
Nigerian Yakubu Adesokan won the first gold medal for Nigeria in the men's -48kg powerlifting with a world record lift of 180kg in the on going Paralympics London 2012.
Let's up they will make up for the previous failure.

Introduction of #5000 naira note in an economic inequality and financial crime nation The handwriting on the wall can clearly be seen. Kudos

10 things you shouldn't do or say outside Nigeria doesn't sound like the right subject

You have to pay tax on every item?
Common you made it sound like you pay tax separately on every item you buy.

Taxi na meter and it doesn't start from zero blah blah
So we shouldn't request the service of one?

If you mess, sneeze or cough say excuse me

You don't need to be out of Nigeria before your instinct should tell you that saying sorry after sneezing, farting or coughing is a normal etiquette.

Wash all your Nigerian clothes with their detergent to remove akpu blah blah

Common love, which village are you from?

Shave your Nigeria armpit and wash yourself with their deodorant soap

What do you bath with back home? Soda?

Learn to reduce your accent blah blah

You can't force it sweetheart, you form British accent, they take the piss out of you.

Don't say you want to buy coke blah blah

Like seriously?

Welcome abroad anyway

eBay and Cex

Where was she buried? I know a couple of necromancer

awww RIP

Farting must be banned cuz I think the person who wrote that article sniffed high volume of it, hence the reason why he thought of writing some piece of shyte.

Hell yea!

Barcelona no dey fall my hand....skybet wey my money??

Ok

Emilord: Who is Yvonne Nelson?4rm which planet sef?

I googled up her name yesterday, she appeared to be one half wit rag from Ghana

Funny that came from the stinking poohole of one Ghanian dirty cockk sucker. Like Kotoka international airport is better.

Oh yeah

See dem body for ground...Dirty ba&tards

Most extensions comes with bugs, y'all need to be careful of extensions you download to your browser

Without papers in the UK? Dem go hear am

None, y'all should try sandpaper and petrol after pooing, first use sandpaper to scrub the shithole surface, it will make do of leftover poo and bacteria, then rinse with petrol. Effective result.

Soul E baba dey here

Why Cech just dey watch ball enter net

Nasri!!!

Tevez!!

Goal!

Infact

No wonder Naija population is over 160 million