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Dey gree train! All they are after us money and looking for ready made men to marry. Then the next is house help to cook. Majority of housewives don’t know how to boil rice not to talk of stew with all the different kind of meat and fish. But a good wife will cook with a very small amount, you will eat and lick fingers. Useless woman.

Learn how to cook, they say no, house help is there, you see your life

Chai those botty women this is going to you now that you don’t know how to cook you better go learn out to cook before going to husband house no man likes this shit oh

Probably added too much water when blending -next time ,she should add very little water when blending and she can always add eggs to serve as a binding agent -also it has to be deep fried . Let her not feel bad,we all have horror kitchen stories.Better luck next time

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An Ekiti State Magistrate’s Court on Wednesday remanded a 28-year-old man, Ayomide Ajifolowo, for allegedly stealing a warmer filled with cooked rice.

The defendant, who was also accused of stealing phones and money, was arraigned by the Ekiti State Police Command.

The police prosecutor, Inspector Bamikole Olasunkanmi, said the defendant on February 1, 2021 around 05.40am in the Ajilosun area of Ado-Ekiti, conspired with others at large to commit a felony, to wit, stealing[color=#000000]Telegram Group[/color]

Olasunkanmi said, “The defendant and others at large on the same date, time and place, did steal one Tecno Spark 4 phone and a bag containing one small Tecno phone, a cooler of cooked rice, a purse containing the sum of N30,450, one phone charger, one earpiece, one mobile filling station identity card and one Union Bank ATM card, total valued at N100,000, property of one Makinde Olasunkanmi.”

“The offence is contrary to and punishable under sections 516 and 390 of the Criminal Code Cap. C16 Laws of Ekiti State, 2012.”

Counsel for the defendant, Gbenga Ariyibi, urged the court to grant him bail in liberal terms.

The Chief Magistrate, Mr Abdulhamid Lawal, granted the defendant bail in the sum of N100,000, with two sureties in like sum.

Lawal adjourned the case till April 22, 2021 for hearing.

festacman:
On one hand, Chief Femi Falana is arguing for market forces to determine pump price of petrol and on the other he seems to endorse government intervention based on security report. Yet again, he revealed that FG will still increase based on market forces to impress IMF.

By the way, PPPRA was set up by LAW to regulate the price of petroleum products based on MARKET FORCES among other functions. Yet Falana is insisting on the same market forces to prevail without FG through [color=#000000]How To Join Telegram Channel[/color] PPPRA protecting the public interest in a situation where the marketers gang up to fix an outrageous price as capitalists they are. What is Falana actually trying to say?

Dear Femi Falana why do we have NBA to regulate law practice instead of allowing the situation of "anything goes" in the legal profession?

Mikecold:
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Even those guys begging 1k for graphic [color=#000000]How To Join Telegram Channel[/color] design no still see work

There are so many apps now for free to use for a layman


E dey receive money na him e no fit pay for advert on the frontpage?

nero2face:
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smart1204:
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I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I [color=#000000]How To Join Telegram Channel[/color] actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

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Please I met an honest and religious girl, lately.
We began dating, and relationship began to move progressively. We stayed in the same compound so it was complicated. I usually go to her place to gist with her and collect movies. One day I told her I was [color=#000000]How To Join Telegram Channel[/color] coming to meet her, when she agreed. I made a joke if I can stay overnight, and she replied “I don’t understand “. We talked normal the next day about me going to her church. Which she was adamant it wasn’t necessary.

After that week, her attitude towards me changed for bad. Ignoring my messages and later telling me she didn’t agree we should date and she is not interested in me. And giving me a hint that what I said that day was the cause and I should choose between Christ and Devil, Now she have blocked my Whatsapp number and my Phone number. The only way I can reach her is if I used another number and even if she will pick she will be so rude.

I really miss this girl so much, she doesn't even want to see my face again or be a friend sef. She keeps telling me she has forgiven me for the message but still acts like I am an enemy.
I really want this girl. I can’t even get my self since then.

I am scared another person getting this girl. I believe she is beginning to see me as a psychopath.

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The Vatican doctrinal office has said that priests and other Catholic ministers will not be allowed to bless same-sex marriages, Reuters reports.

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“For this reason, it is not licit to impart a blessing on relationships, or partnerships, even stable, that involve sexual activity outside of marriage (i.e., outside the indissoluble union of a man and a woman open in itself to the transmission of life), as is the case of the unions between persons of the same sex,” it said.

“God does not and cannot bless sin: He blesses sinful man, so that he may recognize that he is part of his plan of love and allow himself to be changed by him,” the statement added.

Approved by Pope Francis, the ruling of the doctrinal office was issued to address questions about whether Catholic clergy can bless same-sex unions. 

The Pope Francis in 2020 sparked controversies after he clamoured for the protection of civil rights of Homosexuals.

“Homosexual people have a right to be in a family, they are children of God and have a right to a family. Nobody should be thrown out or made miserable over it. What we have to create is a civil union law. That way they are legally covered,” Pope Francis said.  

The office stated that its response was not to be a form of unjust discrimination, but a reminder of the truth of the liturgical rite.

It added that such blessings will not be allowed despite being motivated by sincere desire to help homosexual persons grow in the faith.

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She could have called her sister Linda
Laura- Yo! Linda, please can you send a new car and 3million cash to me on my birthday? Let's just do publicity stunt on my birthday
Linda- no problem gal.. I gat u

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It's either they burst into flames and roast people or crush them to death.
This country isn't working at all !

Kobojunkie:
Edet hails from Akwa Ibom and he has lost his marbles.
Wetin concern the teachings of Jesus Christ with Grammy music awards? What [color=#000000]How To Join Telegram Channel[/color] commandment did Jesus Christ give about Grammy awards, the watching of it and the lot?
Why do these numbskullls like to see God into things that He never spoke to them of?

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To those saying why the threat, aren’t they sending the money to their family?
If the money is sent to their families, are their families keeping the money?

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I did my introduction last week Sunday and it wasn't funny at all when i entered market to buy things like fruits and other.

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In case you don't know what is happening in Nigeria. The Fulani mision is to keep Nigeria one so that they can conquer it and make it their own.

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- That is why they refuse to allow true federalism, with the fear that it is a step towards break up.
- That is why they pretend to be fighting bandits while actually [color=#000000]Telegram Group[/color] giving them money to fund them.
- That is why Fulani can carry AK47 and kill people, but the police will arrest their victims who try to defend themselves.
-That is why they have spread themselves all over Nigeria, and they are well armed.
- That is why if you dare challenge them, they will use the state police and military against you.

I hope you understand now.

So, if you don't want to be their victim, the people have to organize themselves and fight them without depending on any government.

Reex12:
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I guess I can call it a one night stand

Etfash:
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U.I would actually have produced a disaster waiting to happen had it been they smuggled the guy through Med school that way.

Finally, please let's learn to take off the veil of ethnicity and "religion" at all times as a people in order to see, grow and show empathy.

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The Senate on Wednesday confirmed Mr Ahmed Kuru; and Bello Hassan as managing directors of the Asset Management Corporation of Nigerian; and Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation, respectively.

The confirmation of both nominees followed consideration of two separate reports of the Senate Committee on Banking, Insurance and Other Financial Institutions.

Also confirmed were Ebelechukwu Uneze and Aminu Ismail as executive directors of AMCON; and Muhammad Ibrahim as Executive Director of the NIDC.

The Chairman of the Committee on Banking, Insurance and Other Financial Institutions, Senator Uba Sani, said Kuru was confirmed as the MD of the AMCON in 2015.

He said, “The Corporation saw tremendous and tangible transformation and performance in effectively discharging its mandate during his first tenure through the introduction of new policies and frameworks.

“Strategically under his leadership, AMCON partnered investors and operators for value-enhanced exit of its portfolio companies, as well as the introduction and implementation of the Asset Management Partners scheme to assist with the resolution of small loans which in turn created over 3000 jobs both directly and indirectly.

“He also championed the creation of the Asset Tracing Unit which has led to more extensive discovery of assets and subsequent recovery of indebtedness while simultaneously having proactive negotiations with debt holders to achieve prompt and optimal settlements,” the lawmaker said.

Sani noted that the re-appointments of the AMCON nominees was in accordance with the provisions of Section 10(3)(a)and (b) of the AMCON; and their nomination for a second and final tenure of five as enshrined in the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) Act, 2010 (as amended).

Advertisers have been warned by Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh that she will not open her body to advertise their products. [color=#000000]Anambra 360 Reports[/color]

Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh has vowed that she won't ever open her body no matter the amount she's offered.

The mother of one sent the note of warning to boutique owners who pay her to influence their products and end up bringing open body dresses for her to sample.

The 35-year-old actress gave this stern warning via a post she made on Wednesday afternoon, February 10, 2021, on her official Instagram page.

Writing further, she advised cloth vendors to have an idea of her fashion sense prior to contacting her for brand influencing.

Her words, “Dear boutique owners, when you come to me for influencing, please I would expect you already have an idea of my fashion sense. Once you pay and you start bringing open body dress, sis we stop dealing. Your money is not enough for me to start opening my body at this old age. Never been my M.O”