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Nigerianization:
Following..........The man is very eloquent, even speaks better than Buhari

He took over power from Buhari in the military era na
He went to Buhari, and TOOK the power, and waka comot.

JubrinElSudan:
She's not a Nigerian. A controversial US-based Nigerian trained Cameroonian doctor

You just sidon for fence dey wait, to see how story go follow.
If Trump uses the hydroxycholroquine, na you go first say the woman is a very proper Nigerian.

EmekaA125:
This is not a Yoruba forum. Meaning

My Yoruba is not good but let me try to translate.

Brother, I am coming back
Don't forget my money....

chatinent:
I know I worked for it but a thank you means no harm.

And slowly, you have sold yourself to slavery.
You did a business deal with the boss .
I work for you, you pay me.
You don't pay me, I don't work for you.
Write is out, underline it, bold it
I'm not your slave or your son. I'm your worker as long as you pay for my work.
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Nigerian youth so much fear losing their job and end up turning into slaves.
As you start that work, immediately start setting up your own private business.

dosage150:
Is it really necessary to thank your boss after paying (salary) you for job you did?

Why are you asking us?
Carry your salary and go.
The day he refuse to pay, quit from working there immediately and sue him.
You are a worker and not s slave.

NobleAngell:
The Laycon in question is still with his own dada.

Dada is just a nonsense hair
Cut the damn thing and look responsible.
Let me see the person that will tell me not to cut small pikin Dada because he go die.
This fan now will cut the dada finish and nothing will happen .

Aug28th:
How you arrived @ 70% baffles me

Don't mind him.
It's actually 71%.

sameks08:
will never allow my ward near this poke

The problem is that the school will first allow you to pay complete school fees money before one day you come and see this kind person for school.
You will be shocked and tell other parents. Those ones will now say, "Ehhhh!!! Na wetin? He's a nice man".
Na so everybody go give chance make devil be their teacher for school...

Tinax:
Very very bad influence

What about the foolish people that employed him?
This guy, wrote CV, carried it entered office, gave somebody the CV, they saw him face to face and still employed him to be doing kindergarten teacher work?

Rgade:
It's like every single Nigerian now owns one small business or the other
Go to our universities, every student is struggling to float one small business and run it from their room-cum-office.
Many of our students today are small scale business owners, majority are trooping in everyday. Whether there's profit or not.
Infact in the university today,if you're not running one small business or another, people look at you like an unserious fellow.
Signs of a failed economy

Whether economy is failed or not should not concern you.
So far you can do your business, supplying honest service or goods and recieving payment for it.
It may not be fine-fine like Oyibo own. But it is still business sha.

proffemi:
Sorry OP, university education is not a guarantee that you will get a job. Its primary function is to teach you how to think. When you know how to think, have ideas, and apply yourself (both as a student and after), you will make it. If no job offer comes along, such an individual will have something valuable to offer society, which can be the basis of a business.

Problem is, many students have ZERO idea what they want to do with their lives and show little interest in finding a unique skill or enterprise to call their own. They float though the university passing whatever course they are required to pass, apparently in the hopes that once they brandish a certificate, there'll be a job waiting somewhere.

This is what happens to such individuals.

Sorry if I sound harsh, but we need to be honest with ourselves; not just for your sake, but for the sake of current students visiting this thread.

Don't be sorry AT ALL.
in foreign nations, youth will be frying burger and mopping floor in McDonalds. When their eye is red, they will "Apply" to university to study.
The university will ask them to write an essay about what they want to do with their Education...
This forces the person to think and plan and be SERIOUS when he is later taken.
Students even take student loans to even attend the university and must pay back .

But our youth here have no focus and just fly easily into university and be disturbing others and messing up. Tomorrow they come out with STILL no focus.

bluefilm:
Oga check yourself.

Certificates backed by no useful skills is dead.

That's how it goes in our world today.

Honestly. OP is really ******
People think University will guarantee them job.
It only teaches you how to read and write complicated things.
But you must sit down and determine who will need this your ability. And if there's no chance, use the ability for yourself.

proclinician:
It's the job of a university. You simply have to permit a university to teach you how to learn.

Wrongest Advice.
University don't give a F*** if you choose to remain daft the rest of your life.
Find the problem any business or company has and try to solve it for them.
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A graduate guy, discovered that company workers wear dirty overall/work clothes. And he started this business washing and ironing clothes for company staff.
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I did a Master's in UK. I wanted to see where Oyibo get their magic from..
The lecturer just explained stuff, gave us assignment and told us, "Internet is there. Go and look for the answer"

The same internet you are here carrying in your pocket and Fu**king up everyday.

aylive02:
Whats wrong in this chat?

The elder person is quite foolish to waste their time chatting with the younger disrespectful one.

You can't force respect from somebody. Somebody call you "Hey" doesn't warrant you to start wasting your time taking to the idiot. Just keep cool and block the number

When they learn how to address you properly, you can chat on with them.

Everybody, Sidon one place
If flying is catching your body, go and do your own aeroplane and fly.
The Wright brothers did it over 100 years ago with their ancient technology.
Today, everybody is a graduate with laptop, sofisticated softwares and mobile phone.
Use your technology to make your aeroplane and fly wherever is catching you..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s8UcWU2kr8

Better learn to farm and produce curry and spices here in Nigeria and package them. So they don't spend so long in transit as imported goods do.
The owner has lost a lot of money. Not his fault. But trying to poison Nigerians with expired food, is a NO-NO.
We have imported enough.
Time to start doing our own everything.

MajohBankz:
Have you heard of the CENTRAL PARK 5 OF NEW YORK USA? 1989, Wrongly accused of rape and spent between 6 to 13 years in prison. Came out after serving their terms and the truth was later revealed. They got $41m as payment for damages.
He should sue them and no matter how long it takes, he'll be paid.

America is land of opportunities. Everybody is making money.
When they lock you up, you are unable to make money or participate in business activities.
So they compensated the man for not making money all this time .

Oya, you that are free in Nigeria, are you making money? No be complain, everybody dey come complain for this site?

LawLab247:
Chai

So now, the man is permitted to commit any number of small crimes for free. So far the prison sentences add up to 7 years total.
Abi na!?

Edudevine82:
I am an eye witness, Mr op fear God small, they said pictures don't lie but this ur pictures re not what truly is on group. That project is access bank project, their own little way of helping the government in tackling traffic in Lagos and also because of their head office there. Sanwo was called to come and commissioned it. All credit to access bank PLC. Reporting from Ligali VI Lagos.

No be Access Bank wey sack their staff that time?
Dem come use their salary money take do road?

kstyle2:
Alright. I still maintain that there are some deaths that can easily be avoided if the right thing is done

If the right thing is not done nko?
You, just protect yourself first!

gambia:
What is happening for God sake?? Another black Thursday

When you leave a child alone in the house for 1 day, he will spoil everything and scatter the house .
If you put goat inside mercedes Benz, it will shit everywhere.

As a nation, we are not thoroughly Educated. Yet we surround ourselves with sofisticated technology. Vehicles, bridges, roads, equipment.... The people don't really know how these facilities function.
So every once in a while, quite predictably, there's a nasty accident

Just be more conscious and careful of your environment, especially of other mad people carrying things around and try to protect yourself from their havoc.

blingxx:
Typical African mentality . Black man is cursed..

Go and browse Oyibo social media, comment there and leave this site for us na!?
Is it by force?
Oyibo don slap you for their site, na E you come here to come prove say you sabi Englishman.

In the olden days, somebody gave my grand mother 1 fowl as gift.
My grandfather came back from work, and told her to return the fowl. Them no chop that chicken.
A man should always control his house.

koyyes:
Not everyone is psychologically fit for parenting. The society should stop forcing/brain washing females to birth kids they can not care for.

Most of you (especially the males) will do worse than her if you were locked with kids who cry for your 200% attention every 24/7 with only 30 minutes of sleep.

Then don't marry, don't toast and don't born.
Keep your prick in your trouser and face front.
People waste a lot of useless time on social media, looking for romance
In fact 99% of Facebook and all social media is romance.
Can you not find another thing to discuss?
Dem impregnate woman finish now and we start hearing foolish stories:
- breakup.
- leaked nude photos.
- baby mama
- yahoo boy....
- mental case husband/wife.
- divorce.
- selfie photo to advertise my beauty.
- see my nyash
- see my breast..

maasoap:
The last time I checked, most husbands leave homes in the morning for work and return homes in the evening or night

And so?
Does he not know that his wife is mentally unstable?

Coldie:
Australia belongs to black people, the whites should give us back our lands

Go and collect it na!?
When they sammer you hot slap, you will know that you don't have any single weapons to fight them back.
You think say, na by complaining bitterly, wey them dey collect land?
#BlackLivesMatter
Una no fight well, na im make dem dey always beat you.
You get nuclear missile?
And yet, all white nations don get their own, keep for one corner. Go and try them first.

Ola17:
They should find a way to harvest the meat and blubber, it can be put to other uses if it’s not fit for human consumption. Wale meat is a rare delicacy in many Asian countries and seeing all this meat go to waste is quite painful.

Telling white people that food wastage is painful, is like insult.
I know a Nigerian that did a Master's course in food technology in Europe. I'm an Engineer, I don't know jack.
She was taken round food industries and factories in Europe and they showed all the production, packaging and distribution of food in European countries, from the farm, transported in the road and processed in factory and sold in supermarket..
Final summary, those guys are EATING VERY WELL and throwing away expired food without any shaking.
Her lecturer told her, "You have seen how we do it in Europe. Go to Nigeria and go and show your people what to do and stop dying of hunger".

Seriously, I have no mouth to talk again.
Anybody who is envying Oyibo food is simply not farming with the land he already has.

ikorodureporta:


Why una hate snake like this

Well, most people don't know much about snake species.
Some are poisonous, others are not.
Snakes like to bite.
If a snake bites you, do you know if it is poisonous or not?
If it poisonous, do your know the chemical of the poison?
Do you know the chemical for the cure?
Can you get the cure medicine before the snake poison finishes you?
Do you know where they sell the medicine cure for that exact snake that bit you?
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Since we don't know and cannot know the answers to ALL these questions within, 1 or 2 minutes of a snake bite,...
...is it not just better to kill the snake and save your life?

Eddygre8:
Sex must not be involved always

Sex outside marriage is fornication.

PrinceMajestic:
So virtually all NL girls are rude. I read their posts and they are quick to insult people. So there's no social media space that has reasonable girls, all are so rude, I hope they change so that their male counterparts can get serious relationships with them because its been quite a while since NL members married themselves. Probably they're now so rude and intolerant to criticism against their worthless sex lives

Just avoid social media girls altogether .
Would you now prefer to marry a girl who has NO PHONE, No social media, and devotes all her attention TO YOU?

If the money is too much, don't buy again na?!
Which question are you asking again ?

Charleys:
Na like this wey things don bad reach?

Pikin never waka finish, E don dey fly
What do you expect?
Shakara must End na!?