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Education › Re: French Teacher Who Covered His Body In Tattoos Banned From School (Graphic Pix) by uuzba(m): 10:14am On Sep 29, 2020
sameks08:
will never allow my ward near this poke
The problem is that the school will first allow you to pay complete school fees money before one day you come and see this kind person for school.
You will be shocked and tell other parents. Those ones will now say, "Ehhhh!!! Na wetin? He's a nice man".
Na so everybody go give chance make devil be their teacher for school...
Education › Re: French Teacher Who Covered His Body In Tattoos Banned From School (Graphic Pix) by uuzba(m): 10:10am On Sep 29, 2020
Tinax:
Very very bad influence
What about the foolish people that employed him?
This guy, wrote CV, carried it entered office, gave somebody the CV, they saw him face to face and still employed him to be doing kindergarten teacher work?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 10 Signs It’s Time To Rebrand Your Business by uuzba(m): 9:55pm On Sep 28, 2020
Rgade:
It's like every single Nigerian now owns one small business or the other sad
Go to our universities, every student is struggling to float one small business and run it from their room-cum-office.
Many of our students today are small scale business owners, majority are trooping in everyday. Whether there's profit or not.
Infact in the university today,if you're not running one small business or another, people look at you like an unserious fellow.
Signs of a failed economy undecided
Whether economy is failed or not should not concern you.
So far you can do your business, supplying honest service or goods and recieving payment for it.
It may not be fine-fine like Oyibo own. But it is still business sha.
Education › Re: I Regretted Going To University by uuzba(m): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2020
proffemi:
Sorry OP, university education is not a guarantee that you will get a job. Its primary function is to teach you how to think. When you know how to think, have ideas, and apply yourself (both as a student and after), you will make it. If no job offer comes along, such an individual will have something valuable to offer society, which can be the basis of a business.

Problem is, many students have ZERO idea what they want to do with their lives and show little interest in finding a unique skill or enterprise to call their own. They float though the university passing whatever course they are required to pass, apparently in the hopes that once they brandish a certificate, there'll be a job waiting somewhere.

This is what happens to such individuals.

Sorry if I sound harsh, but we need to be honest with ourselves; not just for your sake, but for the sake of current students visiting this thread.
Don't be sorry AT ALL.
in foreign nations, youth will be frying burger and mopping floor in McDonalds. When their eye is red, they will "Apply" to university to study.
The university will ask them to write an essay about what they want to do with their Education...
This forces the person to think and plan and be SERIOUS when he is later taken.
Students even take student loans to even attend the university and must pay back .

But our youth here have no focus and just fly easily into university and be disturbing others and messing up. Tomorrow they come out with STILL no focus.
Education › Re: I Regretted Going To University by uuzba(m): 9:35pm On Sep 28, 2020
bluefilm:
Oga check yourself.

Certificates backed by no useful skills is dead.

That's how it goes in our world today.
Honestly. OP is really ******
People think University will guarantee them job.
It only teaches you how to read and write complicated things.
But you must sit down and determine who will need this your ability. And if there's no chance, use the ability for yourself.
Education › Re: I Regretted Going To University by uuzba(m): 9:28pm On Sep 28, 2020
proclinician:
It's the job of a university. You simply have to permit a university to teach you how to learn.
Wrongest Advice.
University don't give a F*** if you choose to remain daft the rest of your life.
Find the problem any business or company has and try to solve it for them.
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A graduate guy, discovered that company workers wear dirty overall/work clothes. And he started this business washing and ironing clothes for company staff.
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I did a Master's in UK. I wanted to see where Oyibo get their magic from..
The lecturer just explained stuff, gave us assignment and told us, "Internet is there. Go and look for the answer"

The same internet you are here carrying in your pocket and Fu**king up everyday.
Travel › Re: Truck Plunges Into Epe River In Lagos, 2 Corpses Recovered by uuzba(m): 7:54pm On Sep 26, 2020
aylive02:
Whats wrong in this chat?
The elder person is quite foolish to waste their time chatting with the younger disrespectful one.

You can't force respect from somebody. Somebody call you "Hey" doesn't warrant you to start wasting your time taking to the idiot. Just keep cool and block the number

When they learn how to address you properly, you can chat on with them.
Politics › Re: Airspace To Be Shut As Aviation Unions Back Labour Strike by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On Sep 25, 2020
Everybody, Sidon one place
If flying is catching your body, go and do your own aeroplane and fly.
The Wright brothers did it over 100 years ago with their ancient technology.
Today, everybody is a graduate with laptop, sofisticated softwares and mobile phone.
Use your technology to make your aeroplane and fly wherever is catching you..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s8UcWU2kr8
Health › Re: Lagos State Government Seals Warehouse For Repackaging Expired Products by uuzba(m): 3:02pm On Sep 25, 2020
Better learn to farm and produce curry and spices here in Nigeria and package them. So they don't spend so long in transit as imported goods do.
The owner has lost a lot of money. Not his fault. But trying to poison Nigerians with expired food, is a NO-NO.
We have imported enough.
Time to start doing our own everything.
Crime › Re: Man Released From Ikoyi Prison After 7 Years For A Crime He Knew Nothing About by uuzba(m): 9:55am On Sep 25, 2020
MajohBankz:
Have you heard of the CENTRAL PARK 5 OF NEW YORK USA? 1989, Wrongly accused of rape and spent between 6 to 13 years in prison. Came out after serving their terms and the truth was later revealed. They got $41m as payment for damages.
He should sue them and no matter how long it takes, he'll be paid.
America is land of opportunities. Everybody is making money.
When they lock you up, you are unable to make money or participate in business activities.
So they compensated the man for not making money all this time .

Oya, you that are free in Nigeria, are you making money? No be complain, everybody dey come complain for this site?
Crime › Re: Man Released From Ikoyi Prison After 7 Years For A Crime He Knew Nothing About by uuzba(m): 9:51am On Sep 25, 2020
LawLab247:
Chai
So now, the man is permitted to commit any number of small crimes for free. So far the prison sentences add up to 7 years total.
Abi na!?
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions 7 Roads In Oniru-victoria Island Axis (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:40am On Sep 25, 2020
Edudevine82:
I am an eye witness, Mr op fear God small, they said pictures don't lie but this ur pictures re not what truly is on group. That project is access bank project, their own little way of helping the government in tackling traffic in Lagos and also because of their head office there. Sanwo was called to come and commissioned it. All credit to access bank PLC. Reporting from Ligali VI Lagos.
No be Access Bank wey sack their staff that time?
Dem come use their salary money take do road?
Properties › Re: LASEMA Reacts To Gas Explosion In Lagos (Videos) by uuzba(m): 6:29pm On Sep 24, 2020
kstyle2:
Alright. I still maintain that there are some deaths that can easily be avoided if the right thing is done
If the right thing is not done nko?
You, just protect yourself first!
Properties › Re: Lagos Gas Tanker Explosion, Many Injured (Very Graphic Photos, Video) by uuzba(m): 6:15pm On Sep 24, 2020
gambia:
What is happening for God sake?? Another black Thursday cry cry
When you leave a child alone in the house for 1 day, he will spoil everything and scatter the house .
If you put goat inside mercedes Benz, it will shit everywhere.

As a nation, we are not thoroughly Educated. Yet we surround ourselves with sofisticated technology. Vehicles, bridges, roads, equipment.... The people don't really know how these facilities function.
So every once in a while, quite predictably, there's a nasty accident

Just be more conscious and careful of your environment, especially of other mad people carrying things around and try to protect yourself from their havoc.
Education › Re: School Birthday Will Make Your Child Greedy by uuzba(m):
blingxx:
Typical African mentality undecided. Black man is cursed..
Go and browse Oyibo social media, comment there and leave this site for us na!?
Is it by force?
Oyibo don slap you for their site, na E you come here to come prove say you sabi Englishman.
Education › Re: School Birthday Will Make Your Child Greedy by uuzba(m): 6:03pm On Sep 24, 2020
In the olden days, somebody gave my grand mother 1 fowl as gift.
My grandfather came back from work, and told her to return the fowl. Them no chop that chicken.
A man should always control his house.
Crime › Re: Cameroonian Woman Kills Her 2 Children, Prepares Meal With Their Bodies (Graphic by uuzba(m): 5:56pm On Sep 24, 2020
koyyes:
Not everyone is psychologically fit for parenting. The society should stop forcing/brain washing females to birth kids they can not care for.

Most of you (especially the males) will do worse than her if you were locked with kids who cry for your 200% attention every 24/7 with only 30 minutes of sleep.
Then don't marry, don't toast and don't born.
Keep your prick in your trouser and face front.
People waste a lot of useless time on social media, looking for romance
In fact 99% of Facebook and all social media is romance.
Can you not find another thing to discuss?
Dem impregnate woman finish now and we start hearing foolish stories:
- breakup.
- leaked nude photos.
- baby mama
- yahoo boy....
- mental case husband/wife.
- divorce.
- selfie photo to advertise my beauty.
- see my nyash
- see my breast..
Crime › Re: Cameroonian Woman Kills Her 2 Children, Prepares Meal With Their Bodies (Graphic by uuzba(m): 5:53pm On Sep 24, 2020
maasoap:
The last time I checked, most husbands leave homes in the morning for work and return homes in the evening or night
And so?
Does he not know that his wife is mentally unstable?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Over 350 Pilot Whales Dead In Australia's Worst Stranding In History (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:47pm On Sep 24, 2020
Coldie:
Australia belongs to black people, the whites should give us back our lands
Go and collect it na!?
When they sammer you hot slap, you will know that you don't have any single weapons to fight them back.
You think say, na by complaining bitterly, wey them dey collect land?
#BlackLivesMatter huh
Una no fight well, na im make dem dey always beat you.
You get nuclear missile?
And yet, all white nations don get their own, keep for one corner. Go and try them first.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Over 350 Pilot Whales Dead In Australia's Worst Stranding In History (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:38pm On Sep 24, 2020
Ola17:
They should find a way to harvest the meat and blubber, it can be put to other uses if it’s not fit for human consumption. Wale meat is a rare delicacy in many Asian countries and seeing all this meat go to waste is quite painful.
Telling white people that food wastage is painful, is like insult.
I know a Nigerian that did a Master's course in food technology in Europe. I'm an Engineer, I don't know jack.
She was taken round food industries and factories in Europe and they showed all the production, packaging and distribution of food in European countries, from the farm, transported in the road and processed in factory and sold in supermarket..
Final summary, those guys are EATING VERY WELL and throwing away expired food without any shaking.
Her lecturer told her, "You have seen how we do it in Europe. Go to Nigeria and go and show your people what to do and stop dying of hunger".

Seriously, I have no mouth to talk again.
Anybody who is envying Oyibo food is simply not farming with the land he already has.
Education › Re: Snakes Living In DELSU Student's Room by uuzba(m): 12:28pm On Sep 24, 2020
ikorodureporta:
cheesy

Why una hate snake like this
Well, most people don't know much about snake species.
Some are poisonous, others are not.
Snakes like to bite.
If a snake bites you, do you know if it is poisonous or not?
If it poisonous, do your know the chemical of the poison?
Do you know the chemical for the cure?
Can you get the cure medicine before the snake poison finishes you?
Do you know where they sell the medicine cure for that exact snake that bit you?
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Since we don't know and cannot know the answers to ALL these questions within, 1 or 2 minutes of a snake bite,...
...is it not just better to kill the snake and save your life?
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs. by uuzba(m): 12:22pm On Sep 24, 2020
Eddygre8:
Sex must not be involved always
Sex outside marriage is fornication.
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs. by uuzba(m): 12:22pm On Sep 24, 2020
PrinceMajestic:
So virtually all NL girls are rude. I read their posts and they are quick to insult people. So there's no social media space that has reasonable girls, all are so rude, I hope they change so that their male counterparts can get serious relationships with them because its been quite a while since NL members married themselves. Probably they're now so rude and intolerant to criticism against their worthless sex lives
Just avoid social media girls altogether .
Would you now prefer to marry a girl who has NO PHONE, No social media, and devotes all her attention TO YOU?
Phones › Re: Does Nigerian Customs Charge This High For Ordinary Smartphone Sent From US? by uuzba(m): 9:25am On Sep 24, 2020
If the money is too much, don't buy again na?!
Which question are you asking again ?
Politics › Re: FG Puts Nine-Year-Old Presidential Jet On Sale by uuzba(m): 6:04am On Sep 24, 2020
Charleys:
Na like this wey things don bad reach?
Pikin never waka finish, E don dey fly
What do you expect?
Shakara must End na!?
Politics › Re: FG Puts Nine-Year-Old Presidential Jet On Sale by uuzba(m):
Na this kind tuke-tuke plane O.
9 passengers only.
No be that one wey OP put for picture.
OP own dey carry 100 people or more.

Person go write story, come put misleading picture.

Family › Re: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by uuzba(m): 7:00pm On Sep 23, 2020
Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnn

My question is who are they paying this money to
I'm selling plot on Jupiter O.
Original CofO.
Plots still available.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Donates Vehicles To Lagos State Judges (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:40pm On Sep 23, 2020
Dmanlex:
Why not buy Innoson motors than Gac. How do u expect Nigeria to grow. Patronise our own products. Government is the problem of this country
It's very annoying and depressing.
When money is available to do good, we always carry the money and give any white skinned person in the name of buying THEIR products.
instead of using the money on OUR own people and growing our economy.
Health › Re: Victor Ojeamiran: Soldier Commits Suicide After ‘False’ Phone Theft Accusation by uuzba(m): 5:48am On Sep 23, 2020
GodWrites:
What a pussy. Oh yes! I said it. You mean he signed up to be in the military; to take life. Only to later lose his own for a petty accusation?

The military men I see, are the ones that torture citizens, make them to swim on swamps for sins far more ridiculous like this..

I don't understand... Something doesn't add up with this story.

It's either that this is a cover up, or it never happened. Perhaps another cover up for something far greater than this ridiculousness.

In the military, politics is the strong core. Before you join that world, ensure you're a master psychologist for advantage.

When you deal with ranks, you need to understand the personalities behind these ranks and master ways to exploit their loopholes and finally, manipulate your way into power.

If you're going in with only psychical strength, you'll end up among the fallen, whose name will remain forgotten the day they die.

They died for a country not worth dying for...
Wars are started by fat foolish men who are too stupid and cowardly to do anything.
So they recruite young, strong men who are not so intelligent to become soldiers for them.
The young men all go out to the field and hurt each other all day long.
They die, and go and face judgement of heaven or hell..
MEANWHILE,
The lazy bastard that that recruited them, is still alive here on earth eating meat pie and driving jeep, recruiting another set of young able bodied men to waste their one and only God-given life.
Health › Re: Victor Ojeamiran: Soldier Commits Suicide After ‘False’ Phone Theft Accusation by uuzba(m): 5:42am On Sep 23, 2020
illicit:
Emotionally unstable people should not be recruited....
You that are emotionally stable are here typing on social media. You won't go and do soldier work.
So who will do soldier work na!?
Travel › Re: Crashed Bell Helicopter Pilot Had No Valid License - AIB by uuzba(m): 8:52am On Sep 22, 2020
Gwagone:
It is normal as we see lots of vehicles without license too in the country
So because the vehicle and driver don't have license, the fuel used to finish before reaching destination?
Na only people wey get licence wey their fuel no dey finish?
huh huh huh
Please explain more.

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