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Na this kind tuke-tuke plane O. 9 passengers only. No be that one wey OP put for picture. OP own dey carry 100 people or more. Person go write story, come put misleading picture.
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Dreyton36:I'm selling plot on Jupiter O. Original CofO. Plots still available. |
Dmanlex:It's very annoying and depressing. When money is available to do good, we always carry the money and give any white skinned person in the name of buying THEIR products. instead of using the money on OUR own people and growing our economy. |
GodWrites:Wars are started by fat foolish men who are too stupid and cowardly to do anything. So they recruite young, strong men who are not so intelligent to become soldiers for them. The young men all go out to the field and hurt each other all day long. They die, and go and face judgement of heaven or hell.. MEANWHILE, The lazy bastard that that recruited them, is still alive here on earth eating meat pie and driving jeep, recruiting another set of young able bodied men to waste their one and only God-given life. |
illicit:You that are emotionally stable are here typing on social media. You won't go and do soldier work. So who will do soldier work na!? |
Gwagone:So because the vehicle and driver don't have license, the fuel used to finish before reaching destination? Na only people wey get licence wey their fuel no dey finish? ![]() Please explain more. |
![]() How that one take solve matter now? When e dey alive, Una no send about him licence. Now wey E don die, you dey make mouth here like say na license wey kill am. The helicopter get problem Abeg. Go and repair it. |
lekki1444:Well, both boys and girls go to school at young age. Unfortunately, neither of them know what Nigerian society is like. School teaches office administrative stuff (drawing of graph and writing report) and hardly any practical things (farming to feed, manufacturing goods). - When they finish from school, society expects practical results and school education is useless. Neither the men nor women know anything. The women just fluant their big nyash, throw their certificate one side and marry a guy who is much older, more settled in Nigeria. Their age mates, the men, are left to be roaming up and down, trying to make sense of their useless education. After suffering under hot sun, doing yahoo-yahoo, writing nonsense on social media, some men will throw the certificate away and go into farming or some self employed business to earn enough capital to pay their rent, survive and marry. All their women classmates have married senior guys and born 5 pikins by this time. So the guys have to settle for some small-small girls many years their juniour. Yes, if children learnt early on, that school education cannot guarantee survival they would have spent their early years learning a trade to survive instead of cramming to pass jamb and end up jobless. |
Rapture4real:This thing you are saying is very hard. Both father and mother abandoned him? So let's say, trailer killed him when he was small, the parents will even be happy, be busy sexing their fornication partners? They sex and sex and born 6 children each? Their thing cannot rest. Only sex they know. |
slivertongue:This is why you take a vow in marriage: TILL DEATH DO US PART. - Please court with your spouse before marriage. Know their character very well in courtship before marriage. NO SEX before marriage. No sex in courtship. It is fornication! If you can't hold yourself before marriage, you will never hold yourself after marriage. Only sex IN your marriage. Sex brings about children. Bring kids into an emotionally stable home. There is no space for divorce. Divorce leads to anger, regret, hatred, destruction. - If you cannot keep the rules, just jejely don't marry. |
mansakhalifa:I don't what? Have you provided food for your family? |
engrfaruq:And those that look at pornography online |
aluko465:. And for those who look at pornography online.. because that is the starting point |
ijesuoboikxp1:Those that lift him up? Who put him DOWN before? Is it not their white system that keeps everybody down before? |
fait10:Have you heard about patent? Check it out on Google. Basically, a person invents something (spoon, spanner... whatever), and registers his invention with the patent office under his name. Later, you here in Nigeria, will hustle and think and calculate. Then one day, you too will invent that same thing, just by luck O!. Nigerians will be hailing you, that you tried, you're very smart Those patent office people will see your stuff and tell you that, " Eh, their guy invented that thing first O. So you must pay their guy money for the invention, that you are not the original inventor". - Patenting was invented by white people. And they registered white people inventions plenty. |
See it, It's working
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Zane2point4:Na over confidence dey kill person. You didn't hear about the guy that died in his Tesla? He set the car to autopilot/autodrive on the expressway. Yes the car was programmed to drive with that Autodrive stuff and avoid obstacles properly. Na E the guy come relax sleep. However, one trailer was crossing the road perpendicularly. The Car saw the front tires of the trailer as obstacle. OK. The car saw the back tires of the trailer as obstacle. OK. But that space between the front tires and the back tires, the car see gap for there, FORGETTING to look up and see the container. Nna, the guy slept to the great beyond O. Tesla was now tying to usestyle to tell people, "Eh, make una dey open eye O for steering, even though it's automatic" Take time O! |
Zane2point4:In America, they produce cars. Numerous millions of cars annually. They can't sell the cars, because people cannot afford it. So they do purchase plans. You pay for the car over a lengthy period every month without any deposit. Whenever you fail monthly payment, they reposes the car. Hence, as long as you have a steady job, you can find the car you can afford monthly payment, collect and go. Brand new, 2nd Hand, 3rd Hand... any one. All join. Hence, it appears to you, that small boys in America can buy latest expensive cars. No. That's not the case. Car sellers are just trying to move market. |
bukatyne:No he doesn't. They work in different directions, one turns left, the other turns right. So they can't even drive each other to work as they go different directions. |
Corrensy:Eh? Forget wetin? Here wey nobody dey disturb me about visa... Abeg we are waiting for you to come and correct problem. Oya stand up fast-fast. Come and correct Nigeria's problem. |
University is meant for serious adults. If you don't have the balls to use your own phone number and details to register for it, then maybe you are not brave enough to face adult life. Go and do the JAMB again. You will be more matured on your next attempt. |
Will be? Will soon? Time don dey finish O. We never still start exam? |
nairavsdollars:And what about you? Can we trust you to fight for us? Can you fight for what is right? Falana is old and will pass away one day. |
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essencestore:Efcc already has its own under-G. Na their under-G catch the mumu boy. |
Amotolongbo:Trailer is a machine Train is also a machine If you don't maintain and repair machines they will break down and cause injury to people around them. If we continue with same lack of maintenance attribute with trains just like we do for everything else, train too will derail, summersault and kill people.. Change your attitude now.. |
Tmb78:When someone wants to read in-depth, you will make the story SO LONG AND WINDING. Why can't you courageously summaries the main points ? You might just mistakenly get attacked by people who are already under stress, being forced to read. Because you are Educated doesn't give you the right to waste people's time with long English. Use your Education to summarise big gist for many of the less Educated around you. If you can't do that, then your Education and English is just nonsense...... AS many Educated Nigerians are. |
Grateful02:Do you not know what a responsibility is? They are doctors. They deal with life, God Almighty's greatest gift to mankind. They cannot sit back and leave sick people to be dying. They have have sworn and oath to LIFE despite all the nonsense in Nigeria Because of this oath, they expect a proper reward. The sick person cannot pay them enough money, this is where the Government should fill up that pay gap. Please if you are not serious with life never go into medicine. If you can help them, go ahead and help . otherwise don't speak any bad of them or their profession. |
Shortyy:And when you don't enter heaven nko? You then spend eternity suffering in hell fire? You better change your mindset and repent of this foolish thinking and put yourself right with God. Someone who is at peace with God does not ask this kind of question you asked. He doesn't even THINK in such a way. |
Lecturebidz:I wonder O. That you kept money inside the bank does not mean you should go and sleep or die. The bank will try everything it can to steal some or all of your money. Sorry, that's just life. If you don't like it, keep the money in your own personal safe, under your mattress or invest it in other people so you can gain profit from them instead. The bank is never your friend . All those SMS and email their always writing used to cost money na!? |
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