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PoliticsRe: FG Puts Nine-Year-Old Presidential Jet On Sale by uuzba(m):
Na this kind tuke-tuke plane O.
9 passengers only.
No be that one wey OP put for picture.
OP own dey carry 100 people or more.

Person go write story, come put misleading picture.

FamilyRe: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by uuzba(m): 7:00pm On Sep 23, 2020
Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnn

My question is who are they paying this money to
I'm selling plot on Jupiter O.
Original CofO.
Plots still available.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Donates Vehicles To Lagos State Judges (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:40pm On Sep 23, 2020
Dmanlex:
Why not buy Innoson motors than Gac. How do u expect Nigeria to grow. Patronise our own products. Government is the problem of this country
It's very annoying and depressing.
When money is available to do good, we always carry the money and give any white skinned person in the name of buying THEIR products.
instead of using the money on OUR own people and growing our economy.
HealthRe: Victor Ojeamiran: Soldier Commits Suicide After ‘False’ Phone Theft Accusation by uuzba(m): 5:48am On Sep 23, 2020
GodWrites:
What a pussy. Oh yes! I said it. You mean he signed up to be in the military; to take life. Only to later lose his own for a petty accusation?

The military men I see, are the ones that torture citizens, make them to swim on swamps for sins far more ridiculous like this..

I don't understand... Something doesn't add up with this story.

It's either that this is a cover up, or it never happened. Perhaps another cover up for something far greater than this ridiculousness.

In the military, politics is the strong core. Before you join that world, ensure you're a master psychologist for advantage.

When you deal with ranks, you need to understand the personalities behind these ranks and master ways to exploit their loopholes and finally, manipulate your way into power.

If you're going in with only psychical strength, you'll end up among the fallen, whose name will remain forgotten the day they die.

They died for a country not worth dying for...
Wars are started by fat foolish men who are too stupid and cowardly to do anything.
So they recruite young, strong men who are not so intelligent to become soldiers for them.
The young men all go out to the field and hurt each other all day long.
They die, and go and face judgement of heaven or hell..
MEANWHILE,
The lazy bastard that that recruited them, is still alive here on earth eating meat pie and driving jeep, recruiting another set of young able bodied men to waste their one and only God-given life.
HealthRe: Victor Ojeamiran: Soldier Commits Suicide After ‘False’ Phone Theft Accusation by uuzba(m): 5:42am On Sep 23, 2020
illicit:
Emotionally unstable people should not be recruited....
You that are emotionally stable are here typing on social media. You won't go and do soldier work.
So who will do soldier work na!?
TravelRe: Crashed Bell Helicopter Pilot Had No Valid License - AIB by uuzba(m): 8:52am On Sep 22, 2020
Gwagone:
It is normal as we see lots of vehicles without license too in the country
So because the vehicle and driver don't have license, the fuel used to finish before reaching destination?
Na only people wey get licence wey their fuel no dey finish?
huh huh huh
Please explain more.
TravelRe: Crashed Bell Helicopter Pilot Had No Valid License - AIB by uuzba(m): 8:43am On Sep 22, 2020
huh huh
How that one take solve matter now?
When e dey alive, Una no send about him licence.
Now wey E don die, you dey make mouth here like say na license wey kill am.
The helicopter get problem Abeg. Go and repair it.
RomanceRe: "Men From Age 19 To 27 Are Liabilities, Don’t Date Them" - Nigerian Lady Warns by uuzba(m): 10:31pm On Sep 21, 2020
lekki1444:
she is right. i will say men 19 to 45 are not serious grin
Well, both boys and girls go to school at young age.
Unfortunately, neither of them know what Nigerian society is like.
School teaches office administrative stuff (drawing of graph and writing report) and hardly any practical things (farming to feed, manufacturing goods).
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When they finish from school, society expects practical results and school education is useless.
Neither the men nor women know anything.
The women just fluant their big nyash, throw their certificate one side and marry a guy who is much older, more settled in Nigeria.
Their age mates, the men, are left to be roaming up and down, trying to make sense of their useless education.
After suffering under hot sun, doing yahoo-yahoo, writing nonsense on social media, some men will throw the certificate away and go into farming or some self employed business to earn enough capital to pay their rent, survive and marry. All their women classmates have married senior guys and born 5 pikins by this time.
So the guys have to settle for some small-small girls many years their juniour.
Yes, if children learnt early on, that school education cannot guarantee survival they would have spent their early years learning a trade to survive instead of cramming to pass jamb and end up jobless.
CrimeRe: Lady Sexually Harrases A Male Onions Seller From The North, Records It (Video) by uuzba(m): 12:36am On Sep 20, 2020
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by uuzba(m): 7:39pm On Sep 19, 2020
Rapture4real:
Very painful.But find a place in your heart to forgive them.You now know that they dont care about but just to get what they want.Do only the.little within your power and dont trust them.
This thing you are saying is very hard.
Both father and mother abandoned him?
So let's say, trailer killed him when he was small, the parents will even be happy, be busy sexing their fornication partners? They sex and sex and born 6 children each?
Their thing cannot rest. Only sex they know.
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by uuzba(m): 7:35pm On Sep 19, 2020
slivertongue:
well forgive them but move on with ur life . they can't reap where they didn't sow.
This is why you take a vow in marriage: TILL DEATH DO US PART.
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Please court with your spouse before marriage.
Know their character very well in courtship before marriage.
NO SEX before marriage. No sex in courtship.
It is fornication!
If you can't hold yourself before marriage, you will never hold yourself after marriage.
Only sex IN your marriage. Sex brings about children.
Bring kids into an emotionally stable home.
There is no space for divorce.
Divorce leads to anger, regret, hatred, destruction.
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If you cannot keep the rules, just jejely don't marry.
FoodRe: Photos Of Bushpig Killed By A Hunter Today by uuzba(m): 5:38pm On Sep 18, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I don't like the "bushmeat" stuff myself but hey, people just go crazy over them.

You like to eat safe, I see. Not bad.
I don't what?
Have you provided food for your family?
CrimeRe: Kaduna Lists 7 Punishments For Rapists by uuzba(m): 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2020
engrfaruq:
We need similar legislation for kidnappers
And those that look at pornography online
CrimeRe: Kaduna Lists 7 Punishments For Rapists by uuzba(m): 11:35pm On Sep 16, 2020
aluko465:
Dont waste tax payer money DEATH BY HANGING is simply ok
. And for those who look at pornography online.. because that is the starting point
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Urinates On Grammy, Declares 'Black Masters Matter' by uuzba(m): 9:56pm On Sep 16, 2020
ijesuoboikxp1:
Well he should respect those that lift him up, well it is a good move..., but it should have been a good approachable procedure so that it won't hurt, high placed individual, WELL GOOD BLESS NIGERIA, I hope some one can step up in our country like this?
Those that lift him up?
Who put him DOWN before? Is it not their white system that keeps everybody down before?
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Urinates On Grammy, Declares 'Black Masters Matter' by uuzba(m): 9:52pm On Sep 16, 2020
fait10:
The way this guy is behaving these days is very funny. He needs to be examined by the psycratic doctors shocked
Have you heard about patent?
Check it out on Google.
Basically, a person invents something (spoon, spanner... whatever), and registers his invention with the patent office under his name.
Later, you here in Nigeria, will hustle and think and calculate. Then one day, you too will invent that same thing, just by luck O!. Nigerians will be hailing you, that you tried, you're very smart
Those patent office people will see your stuff and tell you that, " Eh, their guy invented that thing first O. So you must pay their guy money for the invention, that you are not the original inventor".
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Patenting was invented by white people. And they registered white people inventions plenty.
PoliticsRe: Kianji Dam Is Fully Operational - Mainstream Energy by uuzba(m): 9:50am On Sep 15, 2020
See it, It's working

TravelRe: Police Officer Dies In Accident In Kogi After Collision With A Car (Graphic Pic) by uuzba(m): 6:15pm On Sep 14, 2020
Zane2point4:
Thats my point exactly.
We can't have such plan over here unless the company wan fold up.

So i can confidently say,if you have an accident of the kind in american with a current car with full safety gadgets on,you'll be lucky to survive grin
Na over confidence dey kill person.
You didn't hear about the guy that died in his Tesla? He set the car to autopilot/autodrive on the expressway.
Yes the car was programmed to drive with that Autodrive stuff and avoid obstacles properly.
Na E the guy come relax sleep.
However, one trailer was crossing the road perpendicularly.
The Car saw the front tires of the trailer as obstacle. OK.
The car saw the back tires of the trailer as obstacle. OK.
But that space between the front tires and the back tires, the car see gap for there, FORGETTING to look up and see the container.
Nna, the guy slept to the great beyond O.
Tesla was now tying to usestyle to tell people, "Eh, make una dey open eye O for steering, even though it's automatic"
Take time O!
TravelRe: Police Officer Dies In Accident In Kogi After Collision With A Car (Graphic Pic) by uuzba(m): 5:45pm On Sep 14, 2020
Zane2point4:
To reach 50yrs in Nigerian this days seems like a daunting task.
Lack of air bags
Over speeding.
Looks like he struck his chest on the steering.
Our counterparts even 18yr boy abroad don deh drive 2019 tesla with full car protection systems.

Rip to the dead ones.
In America, they produce cars. Numerous millions of cars annually.
They can't sell the cars, because people cannot afford it.
So they do purchase plans. You pay for the car over a lengthy period every month without any deposit.
Whenever you fail monthly payment, they reposes the car.
Hence, as long as you have a steady job, you can find the car you can afford monthly payment, collect and go.
Brand new, 2nd Hand, 3rd Hand... any one. All join.
Hence, it appears to you, that small boys in America can buy latest expensive cars.
No. That's not the case.
Car sellers are just trying to move market.
RomanceRe: Why Were Nigerian Guys Scared Of Marrying Ladies That Own Cars In The Past? by uuzba(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2020
bukatyne:
Interesting.

I hope the husband doesn't see everything as a competition?
No he doesn't.
They work in different directions, one turns left, the other turns right. So they can't even drive each other to work as they go different directions.
EducationRe: LASU VC, MOCPED Provost Locked Out As Unions Begin Strike In Lagos by uuzba(m): 2:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
Corrensy:
Just forget about this country.
Its' gone cry cry
Eh? Forget wetin?
Here wey nobody dey disturb me about visa...
Abeg we are waiting for you to come and correct problem.
Oya stand up fast-fast. Come and correct Nigeria's problem.
EducationRe: JAMB: How A Lost Sim Has Put My Brother In Jeopardy by uuzba(m): 10:36am On Sep 14, 2020
University is meant for serious adults.
If you don't have the balls to use your own phone number and details to register for it, then maybe you are not brave enough to face adult life.

Go and do the JAMB again. You will be more matured on your next attempt.
CareerRe: A Look At The Nigerian Textile Industry Resuscitation Bill 2020 by uuzba(m): 8:16am On Sep 14, 2020
Will be? Will soon?
Time don dey finish O. We never still start exam?
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Sharif-Aminu Death Sentence: Falana Drags FG, Kano To African Commission by uuzba(m): 8:14am On Sep 14, 2020
nairavsdollars:
I trust Falana on this
And what about you? Can we trust you to fight for us? Can you fight for what is right?
Falana is old and will pass away one day.
CrimeRe: FG Bans Alcohol In Satchets, Polythene by uuzba(m): 3:15pm On Sep 13, 2020
fdfgd

CrimeRe: Ihebuzo Chris: EFCC Arrests Man Who Bragged About Hacking Access Bank Accounts by uuzba(m): 5:17pm On Sep 12, 2020
essencestore:
Person wey una suppose employ to understudy undecided
Efcc already has its own under-G. Na their under-G catch the mumu boy.
TravelRe: Container Falls Over A Car At Cele Express Inward Oshodi, Causing Traffic by uuzba(m): 6:38pm On Sep 11, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Containers now fall like rain in Nigeria sad sad

I believe when the Nigerian rail starts functioning full time, this will very reduce
Trailer is a machine
Train is also a machine
If you don't maintain and repair machines they will break down and cause injury to people around them.
If we continue with same lack of maintenance attribute with trains just like we do for everything else, train too will derail, summersault and kill people..

Change your attitude now..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Did Not Lie To Trump, By Abimbola Adelakun by uuzba(m): 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2020
Tmb78:
When will Nigerians read in-depth before commenting?
Will the day ever come?
Sighs!!!
When someone wants to read in-depth, you will make the story SO LONG AND WINDING.
Why can't you courageously summaries the main points ?
You might just mistakenly get attacked by people who are already under stress, being forced to read.

Because you are Educated doesn't give you the right to waste people's time with long English.
Use your Education to summarise big gist for many of the less Educated around you. If you can't do that, then your Education and English is just nonsense...... AS many Educated Nigerians are.
HealthRe: Resident Doctors Suspend Nationwide Strike by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On Sep 10, 2020
Grateful02:
Las Las I been know say their strike no ko last
Do you not know what a responsibility is?
They are doctors. They deal with life, God Almighty's greatest gift to mankind.
They cannot sit back and leave sick people to be dying. They have have sworn and oath to LIFE despite all the nonsense in Nigeria

Because of this oath, they expect a proper reward. The sick person cannot pay them enough money, this is where the Government should fill up that pay gap.

Please if you are not serious with life never go into medicine.
If you can help them, go ahead and help . otherwise don't speak any bad of them or their profession.
HealthRe: Resident Doctors Suspend Nationwide Strike by uuzba(m): 10:55pm On Sep 10, 2020
Shortyy:
What's the painless way to die pls?
And when you don't enter heaven nko? You then spend eternity suffering in hell fire?

You better change your mindset and repent of this foolish thinking and put yourself right with God.

Someone who is at peace with God does not ask this kind of question you asked. He doesn't even THINK in such a way.
BusinessRe: Do Nigeria Banks Have The Right To Retain 10% From A Deceased’s Account? by uuzba(m): 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2020
Lecturebidz:
It's called Bank inheritance
grin
I wonder O.
That you kept money inside the bank does not mean you should go and sleep or die.
The bank will try everything it can to steal some or all of your money. Sorry, that's just life.
If you don't like it, keep the money in your own personal safe, under your mattress or invest it in other people so you can gain profit from them instead.
The bank is never your friend . All those SMS and email their always writing used to cost money na!?

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