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FamilyRe: India Man Installs Lifelike Wax Statue Of Late Wife During House Warming (Pics) by uuzba(m): 8:40pm On Aug 15, 2020
Coder2Client:
Are you telling me that thing sitting is a statue and not a human being?
It's a pity that Nigerian youth do not know how to use their talents.
You have never known that such level of craftsmanship is possible with the human hands?
Just get materials sit down and start modeling. You will get better at anything you practice.
But NO! Nigerian youth just want to swipe phone and become instant millionaires without any skills.
TravelRe: Nigeria's Railway Revolution In Pics by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Aug 15, 2020
juvewalex:
The loans taken for these projects are worth it I must say and Kudos to this administration in terms of infrastructural development.
It's we, our children and grand children that will work forever to pay back the loan.
China is wicked. They have enslaved everybody with loan.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Retailers' Shops In Ghana Locked Up As Police, Army, Flog Them by uuzba(m): 11:55am On Aug 14, 2020
wailer1:
countries have rules. Ghana must implement its rule.
Correct.
Nigerians are so bad at obeying rules.
They will break the rules of a land, the indegenes will beat them up as punishment, then they will start shouting and complaining again.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Retailers' Shops In Ghana Locked Up As Police, Army, Flog Them by uuzba(m): 11:52am On Aug 14, 2020
FrLukas:
Being chased from everywhere.

Please can we break this country already so that everyone can bear their papa name.

Categorising all of us as Nigerians don tire me abeg.
Na that Oil be the main problem.
What you are proposing means that it's only Delta state that will kukuma explore, sell and enjoy their oil like that. Other states, especially Northern states should go and drink their kunu.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Commission NCDMB’s 17-Storey Tower In Bayelsa Tomorrow by uuzba(m): 8:35pm On Aug 12, 2020
EVILFOREST:
They keep calling it 17...?
Please how did they arrive at that..?
Which FORMULA did they use..?
Okk!
I now get, may be they added the CHIMNEYS on top.

Please they shouldn't mention the amount the entire building engulfed before it was completed, else some of us will convulse.
You see, in America and other western nations, they have good roads and they produce steel locally. Steel is used for build construction. So they are able to transport the steel over good roads at a low cost.

In Nigeria, our roads are bad and we have no steel mill. So steel cost and transportation costs are high.

So a small building like this in one remote place will cost so much to build. Don't be surprised when you later hear a relatively high cost.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Condemns Kano Death Sentence Of Yahaya Sherif Aminu by uuzba(m): 8:27pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ikennamurphy:
You guys don't read well, he's condemning the fact that he was even given a fair hearing before sentencing him to death.. Shekau said he should have been slaughtered and what they should hear is the news of his death, please read to understand
The writer of the story is stupid. Knowing fully well that Nigerians will not have time to read long stories, he should have just surmarised the whole story in the first sentence.
This man said this AND that.
Now here are the details of everything that led up to that conclusion.
ProgrammingRe: What Was The First Programming Language You Learned And Why? by uuzba(m): 11:54am On Aug 12, 2020
visual basic 6. For school project
TravelRe: Lagos To Enforce Regulations On Ride Hailing Companies From August 20 by uuzba(m): 9:23am On Aug 12, 2020
Coldie:
Na just very foolish law. They are trying to kill off the etransport system.

The recruitments are very stupid
The etrnansport was supposed to be operated under the rader.
The OWNER of the car should do the driving with confidence.
And he carries the passengers as if it is his friends he's carrying.
Then no VIO, or road safety can stop you, ask for papers or discover that it is business you are doing.

Instead, Nigerians went and gave their car to a house-boy looking driver.
The houseboy, then carries passengers who sit in the BACK SEAT.
This then makes him really look like a houseboy.
He then compounds the issue by holding the steering LIKE A HOUSEBOY, instead of like a bigboy.

Any VIO, or road safety that see the car approaching from a distance will know that:
1. This guy driving is a driver (houseboy)
2. That car is not his own.
3. He must be employed by somebody else.
4. He's carrying a passenger.
5. Let's stop him and collect money.
--
By the time you start trying to prove that you don't have money, VIO and co, take the matter up to Lagos state... as they've just done,
and kukuma FINE the whole company UBER and BOLT.
Your runs done spoil now.
TravelRe: Lagos To Enforce Regulations On Ride Hailing Companies From August 20 by uuzba(m): 9:14am On Aug 12, 2020
sylve11:
What's the difference between Uber and a guy with a car that can easily gets called up whenever his services is needed to go drop or pick somebody up, and still gets paid?
......
Life in Nigeria is not easy. Those in power do not know this, because, they have enough to dwell on.
cool
The mistake Nigerians made with Uber is that the owner of the car gave it to ANOTHER person to drive.
That person is now a DRIVER, who can be intimidated.

Uber is really a big boy affair. I buy my Bughatti Veyron. Then register myself on Uber.
Anybody calls me to pick them, and I just cruise my ride and pick up the person.
Nobody knows! Lagos state will not notice that I'm doing business because I'm just chilling as a big boy in my super car.
That is how Uber was supposed to be, and I guess that is how they do it overseas.

But Nigerian car owners felt TOO BIG to drive their car. And gave it to a house-boy looking driver.
Road safety and other road officials were able to profile such persons as NOT THE OWNER of the car.
If you're not the owner, then you are a hired driver.
Next thing, they categorise you with local transport and start demanding payments and other fees and certificates.
But you still have private number plate.
Now you are mixing with the small boys and can't escape.

See them now, Uber and Bolt refusing to come to attend the meeting.
TravelRe: The Sleeping Lady Mountain In Alaska: Real Or Fake? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 12:16am On Aug 12, 2020
midasbliss:
You self no read the post
No vex abeg. Any time I see these kind of posts, before I finish first sentence, I don vex checkout google confirmation.
Small gist like this, see the number of people wey don already believe story.
TravelRe: The Sleeping Lady Mountain In Alaska: Real Or Fake? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:20pm On Aug 11, 2020
Paragon311:
Nature...

We can't question the Creator.
Fake:
See the real story here.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2020/04/fact-check-photo-of-sleeping-lady-mt-susitna-was-not-taken-from-a-drone.html

Yes God is wonderful, but this image is a photoshop work of art. Try to check round the internet before falling for anything.
This internet is full of truths and lies. Do your investigation always.
TravelRe: The Sleeping Lady Mountain In Alaska: Real Or Fake? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:19pm On Aug 11, 2020
lichocho:
Nigerians go say na ancestral spirit from ur fathers side..
Fake;
See the real story here
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2020/04/fact-check-photo-of-sleeping-lady-mt-susitna-was-not-taken-from-a-drone.html
TravelRe: The Sleeping Lady Mountain In Alaska: Real Or Fake? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:18pm On Aug 11, 2020
TravelRe: The Sleeping Lady Mountain In Alaska: Real Or Fake? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:18pm On Aug 11, 2020
CrimeRe: Yahaya Aminu Sharif Sentenced To Death For Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad by uuzba(m): 8:10pm On Aug 10, 2020
showafrica:
Those guys are centuries behind, yet they want igbos in there useless country
The country is your own. If you like, curse it from today till tomorrow, it's still your country.
CrimeRe: Yahaya Aminu Sharif Sentenced To Death For Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad by uuzba(m): 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2020
JesusJesus:
Sentenced to death for blasphemy.
Nawa ooo.
What kind of world are we in today?
I'm very sure you didn't choose your parents to whom you were born..
They could have been anyone, living in any part of Nigeria, Africa or this world.
But God choose exactly the ones you have for you.
Where you find yourself, behave yourself, live in peace with others and avoid conflict.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke: Yahoo Boys Have Become Role Models by uuzba(m): 9:27am On Aug 10, 2020
Prazo1:
Its not about if she is WORTHY.....
Get the MESSAGE....

Even tho she aint worthy.
If she is inside prison talking to us from there, then we can listen.
Apparently she is free to live her life despite her corruption. So her message is just falling on deaf ears
Yahoo boys will continue what they are doing, so that they too can end like her, FREE and still rich.

Abi?
BusinessRe: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 1:04am On Aug 09, 2020
alramon:
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is that only what u can see? huh

dumb nigga....shocked


what a loss, too bad!!
sorry to the lady!
What do you want again? Shey the lady was there putting up beauty pics before.
If a matter is serious, stop putting up your selfie beauty pics if you don't want to get any insults.
TravelRe: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 10:49am On Aug 08, 2020
GamalNasser:
You can see the briefcase construction company they gave such an important job to do
You people think it's easy to form construction company?
You go and buy all the high tech tools and keep in your storage abi? And you staff will not steal the tools? in these hard times?
Just encourage them.
The fact that Westerners or Chinese can do a better job does not mean you will sell your country to them to do the better job.
They will kukuma kick you out of your own country.
TravelRe: Nigerians Stranded In UAE, Neglected By Nigerian Embassy by uuzba(m): 10:04am On Aug 08, 2020
Sunofgod:
Disgraceful.........
Did we send them there?
No be run wey dem run go there?
Why do they want assistance from home again?
RomanceRe: Man Tries To Force A Ring On His Girlfriend’s Finger As She Rejects His Proposal by uuzba(m): 8:43am On Aug 08, 2020
weIMPORT:
reason why she said no
Exactly.
She has already known him as a forceful man.
And he's still forcing his way again!
She better run for her life.
This relationship is over because any extra day in it, the man will progress to the next level and start beating her.
RomanceRe: Man Tries To Force A Ring On His Girlfriend’s Finger As She Rejects His Proposal by uuzba(m): 8:41am On Aug 08, 2020
Ugaboy:
This on is strong, it is by force
This guy will beat the sh1t out of this woman.
She better escape now and run.
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B: I Will Have A Mental Problem If Trump Wins Again by uuzba(m): 8:36am On Aug 08, 2020
omoadeleye:
Oh she is mentally stable before?
The woman is a stripper.
Why do people listen to the opinion on of stripper?
I don't understand.
Stripper is somebody role model?
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B: I Will Have A Mental Problem If Trump Wins Again by uuzba(m): 8:32am On Aug 08, 2020
PrinceOfEast:
Nigeria's are suffering from mental,physical and economical problems because of Buhari....Bubu is a Tyrant!
Look, go and develop yourself. You have only one life which you don't even know how long it is.
Pray everyday and do something positive.
Whether Nigeria will ever turn better or worse is beyond anyone now.
CrimeRe: Police Officers Chase A Dispatch Rider To Death In Lekki by uuzba(m): 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2020
Juell:
I understood from your first comment, what I'm saying he's wrong for taking oneway in the first place.
In America, they have dispatch buses that deliver goods for Amazon.com
Even those buses on their American good roads also hit vehicles and people.
But because Amazon is a mighty company, they silence all such news.

Anything to do with Dispatch/Same Day Delivery/Get it Now.... and other marketing slangs always puts the driver under great STRESS.
It is never a good idea to drive ANY VEHICLE under stress.

Now the dispatch company will run away and not face up with compensation to the driver's next of kin.

Meanwhile, the guy woke up this morning, brush teeth and went out.
Never knowing that it is today that he will die.
Right Now he can be in hell fire for eternal suffering.

Or he can be in Heaven.
We pray he is in heaven with God.
May his soul rest in peace.
AutosRe: How Innoson Military Trucks Are Manufactured (Photos, Video) by uuzba(m): 9:24pm On Aug 07, 2020
umarshehu58:
Can a northerner apply and get a job at ivm?
If you are Northerner, just go and apply and stop asking inciting questions in public.
Are we IVM that you are asking us for job?
EducationRe: Habiba Sule Adejoh Graduates With First Class From University College London by uuzba(m): 5:22pm On Aug 07, 2020
Agugbadin:
Congratulations. First class in what course. I hope is not in photography.
The first class will not do anything for other Nigerians.
She got it for herself. She will never do anything for Nigeria.
She will do for London and UK O! But not for Nigeria
EducationRe: Habiba Sule Adejoh Graduates With First Class From University College London by uuzba(m): 5:20pm On Aug 07, 2020
And what will she do for Nigeria with the First class?

Please stop associating such people with Nigeria. They only live for themselves.
CareerRe: The Perfect Resignation Letter by uuzba(m): 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2020
Peteru1st:
I love straight forward people. no waste of time.
Just make sure that when you go to your new job and they ask you for references from your old job, you know which English to speak then.
EducationRe: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by uuzba(m): 9:42am On Aug 07, 2020
OTayobami:
Baba shut up jare! the jaguars and leopards with black coats are panthers and cougars are wild domestic-like cats but bigger.

Dey mislead people with proper confidence dem still dey correct you, you dey form Prof. ekpane!
58 km/h?
So if I was riding my racing bicycle and this thing started chasing me, I can't even outrun it?
Somebody on common motor bike will have to accelerate really quickly to dodge this one. Even though the motorcycle is faster, this animal can accelerate quickly and catch up before the bike can escape
Car TalkImportance Of Doing Proper Driving Lessons by uuzba(op): 11:51am On Aug 06, 2020
Yes, people might say they're too busy, or time is too short. Or "Shey" this is Nigeria i can just sharp-sharp pay for license WITHOUT doing any driving lessons.
There are a tonne of these dashcam videos on YouTube, and I cannot believe that even westerners with their 24/7 electricity, good roads and new cars can be so stupid. If they are doing this, imagine what WE are doing.
Pure recklessness and stupidity.

The basic requirements for driving remain:
1. If you are angry, do not drive.
2. If you are tired, do not drive.
3. If you have taken medications, please don't drive
4. If you sleepy, don't drive.
These are the fundamental basic before you even touch the key of the car.

Enjoy the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQPsQtg1ac
RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by uuzba(m): 6:04am On Aug 06, 2020
SmartPolician:
Yeye dey smell!

All these ones na because say the guy no first give am bele
Girls that get pregnant first before marriage are stupid.
Never you open your legs for any man who hasn't married you yet.
He can easily mess up your life and leave you dry.
Let him kneel his f**king legs down, propose, marry complete, village and church before you open legs.

Some men are only prick not human beings.

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