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Go and pack the money and keep under mattress before the person dies to avoid all this long French.

Just stay one place. When the airlines don't see any customers again, they will reduce their price.
Nonsense.

BigBrotherS5:
Almost all Young Guys are Doing Yahoo

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hisgrace090:
Good one if they'll stop tampering with people's goods.

Na the people's goods gan-gan wey dem dey find..

TO

Are we still doing "TO" in this country?
Everything is about TO start.
Which one has started na!?

Naijaaaaa:
Which one be Guyana??...
@O.p all Africa countries are rubbish....don't go there

You only said this because you used your phone to look at Instagram and see white people licking ice-cream in their foreign countries.
If you didn't see such images, you will continue to enjoy Africa like that and manage with what you have.
It is step by step that counties develop
But what is most important, is to first start with yourself. Do something good everyday.

Nigsrdumb:
Nigeria has been taken over by degenerates who moved to Lagos.

They are behind this new age phenomenon.

They copy black Americans , mostly ghetto blacks who copy white liberals.

Expect fatherless babies, grotesque porn videos, incest. etc

The core values are changing right before our eyes but when we identify the problem, they say we're moralist's.

Low iq people react to porn differently, they simply become what they see in it.

They can only change, if they see you doing good in your own ways
Unfortunately, people that wear, shoe, socks and tie, carry Bible and walk straight road ALSO don't have any job. They too are here on NL finding business and commenting useless jokes. They don't have anything to show and every once in a while, their pastor or they themselves, will fall into one immorality with church member.

Just let God direct your steps and "...deliver us from all evil".

This unbox man has unboxed everything. He no get anything else to unbox again. That's why he now started with Nigerian stuff.
Na work he dey find. On a normal day, he no dey near this side.

gypsey:
What da fu ck!!!!! we here in England haven't even spend that much.
Nigeria is dooomed! chai!

You there in England, is it not Run, that you ran from here?
What are you still expecting from our Nigerian nairaland website?

oteneaaron:
Wow.

31 billion naira in just four months?

This one off me I swear...

As Nigerians live a spending lifestyle, this is the type of result you will get.
Everybody want shoe, watch, phone, and shine-shine stuff.
Rather than building industries, refining and manufacturing our own goods.

N31 billion has disappeared. Bring another N31 billion, and it will be finished again with still no result.

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markidoo:
His balls must be made of steel, imagine the frostbite

This oyibo people need cane. Their nyash cannot stay one place.
I once went to the beach in UK somewhere as in the picture.
Men on top, all their summer, the water was cold like our fridge ice water.
I carry myself comot.

NewJ6322:
For a guy which of them is most preferrable

Since your focus is on money, instead of curing the sick as both of these professions enable, why dont you just go straight to stealing.
You're asking for lucrative? Stealing! Stealing is lucrative.

Bride to be?
So the only qualification the woman has in this life is "Bride to be"?
OP, What silly way to label somebody.

Kriss216:
See their coneheadss.
Disgracing hardworking Nigerians abroad

Nigerians are hipocrites
When they are abroad, they are a united group called "Nigerians"
When they are back home, here, they are disunited. Nothing like Nigeria again. They are either of Igbo or Yoruba, or Hausa.... And nobody will rest untill we have identified the exact village each individual comes from..

Klass99:
Lol , does it matter which one?

For the sake of those who earn a living via teaching in schools, I hope schools reopen this year.

It's been a really crappy year.

What plans do you have to curb the covid-19 disease?
The WHO has told everybody to practice social distancing, keeping 2m apart, which developed nations are struggling to do.
...at home, in public transport and in offices.
Nigerian schools have been known to always admit more students than the classroom can handle.
When I was in JS1, we were 25 students in my class.
The size of the classroom was roughly (100 square meters) 10x10m^2 for 25 persons
By SS3, same 100 square meters class size was taking 50 students.
By the time i was in university, I heard that my previous secondary school and many others were taking 150 students in that same 100 square meters.
All government schools and private schools are guilty of this over crowding of classrooms for profit.

Unless you want to just tell World Health Organization to F*** off and go back and crowd your classrooms like that.
Then World Health... will tell all the other countries in the world that Nigerians are not doing social distancing and they are spreading the virus
very well in their schools, hence ALL the countries should NEVER do international flights into and out of Nigeria again.

As we remain a sick nation with no more links to the rest of the world.

Shey you want that one?

anonimi:
Sufferhead people always making fun of their suffering and beast of burden status.


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The first challenge for any development is EDUCATION.
Without Education, the people still end up fighting each other.
See how Nigerian Education has been neglected and bashed all these years, that people are now running overseas, even to Ghana sef just to see better Education.
The current leadership are not Educated. So why would anyone expect that they will Educate you?

TheManOfTheYear:
What is the reason for banning them?

Ah ah!?
These airlines will carry somebody to Oyibo land. They won't give you visa to stay there O. Just carry you and chop transport fare.
When your visa expires, they will happily carry you back and dump in Nigeria, and chop another transport fare again!
Nonsense. They should get out!

soonest:
You sef no try. In Nigeria you have to have an idea of the price of what you want. Something of 55k you priced 25k and they agreed, that was where your wahala started. These traders you can't just beat them at their dirty game. Sorry you hear. Next time know your Market 101, which is:
1. Nigeria is a jungle
2. Traders no get joy
3. Have an idea of the price of what you want.
4. With 3 in mind, don't price stupidly. If you even price 2k, some will accept but be sure it's only wire you will go home with.
5. Price in 3 places and settle for one. Never buy in the first place you prized.

Don't mind him. He was too DESPERATE!!!!
Never be too desperate for ANYTHING.
He couldn't even spare 30 mins to check the price from store to store to get an idea.
No.
Just the FIRST store he entered! Straight to ATM to withdraw cash.

Benjaniblinks:

Lalasticlala somebody dey Play with food o

Some years ago, one such lizard was crawling on top of my fence. My neighbours were angry with us in my house, saying we are the ones that brought such creature around. Ok O. I took the insult and let that one pass.
Na im one day, this lizard grew big like in this picture, and was catwalking on our fence again, then it fell on my side.
.
Long story short
I did suya with half, and gave the other half to one security Hausa guy.

It was very sweet.

obami007:
If this pics are real, then it’s impressive

,.... Impressive that these men can stand at attention for nobody.
No passengers, nothing. Just standing there. I wonder what time they resumed work to be standing.

Chudivictor:
100k for data? how much is quarter plot of land at Mowe?

You are complaining about 100k?

All those N100, N200 data you have been buying, have you calculated the total cost for 1year?

tillaman:
Damn this news just ruined my mood
Wakanda forever

Be like I should just throw away my phone and stop browsing

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HappyCanadian:
What do people see in iPhone?

Prestige.
I once had iPhone 4s.
But it had battery issues.
Apart from that it was quite handy, and just worked without issues.
I sha don't like the inability to use it as flash drive, like android, where you just plug usb cable to pc and copy and paste files. As of then iPhone didn't allow such. Everything has to be done online, using data all the time.
It's just a means to tell others that you have enough money to buy heavy data monthly.
I dey find money, na im I sell am buy simple Nokia and simplify my life..

Millimann:
The place no get name?

And she was feeling like a celebrity while they were escorting her out.

If it was a man now, they would have burnt him there with tire.

Reference:
Very, very surprised there was no fire. Highly unusual. Could they have simply run out of fuel.

Probably.
Helicopter might have been parked for long, and the fuel gauge needle just gum in one position.

friday2011:
Talk tru, u don too dey chop dere food

Exactly.
He's not paying rent. The school he's bragging with, he's not even paying the fees as he said he has no job. He thinks his parents should pay everything for him.
That's why they threw marriage on this head, so his eyes will open..

cooooooks:
How can they be forcing you to get married when you're not in a relationship?

Who are they forcing you to marry?

OP is most likely still living in their house and not paying rent.
Parent's money is finished and they're basically telling OP, "Get out of our house, earn money, marry, born kids and be responsible to us"
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Is it because they're still alive? If they die now what will OP do? He will go and find money to bury them by force. And he will have to find money to eat.

Lee99:
My Honda EOD and I keep fighting each other lol but I love the car

... When you want to visit a friend and your car tells you that it has a date with one mechanic...
fight and argument don start be that...

MemoriesAndMe:
For yankee, you get unlimited call, unlimited texts and 12GB mobile data per month for just $300 per year. If u need more data just top up https://www.mintmobile.com/product/03-month-large-sim-card-plan/ . Imagine, some people still dey flash eachother for only Nigeria for this world.
Why would you even need more data when u already have unlimited data at home for just $50 and free data at work or in many restaurants, cafes,libraries and anywhere else around you? I said this about 8 years ago -telecoms companies dey milk una for naija, same way Nepa dey keep una for stone age.

Your calculation turns out to be $25 per month.
Which is about N10,000 monthly. It's similar price&Data in UK.

Do you have N10,000 monthly to pay?
Hmm. Na money O.

Dharniel:
That's not the reason. Its majorly because of the tax levied on them by the government. Those tax are heavy. The government extort them a lot.

The area boys hanging around in the communities where the masts are installed also tax them