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SegFault:
Nice job. Wish I took BASIC serious

Go to Google play store and download coding app and start learning right on your phone.
Search for any coding book in PDF format.
Use that same phone to read the book and do the coding. ..

Of course that is IF you are interested....

oluig:
the question is why do dey leave?

Why do fish swim?
Why do birds fly?
Nobody is tying your legs down to one place. The main reason people stay in one place is because they are afraid.
If you are prepared with defence systems, you can travel anywhere knowing that nobody can touch you.

wink2015:
NA WA OH !

TIT FOR TAT !

USA is not happy with China role in this Coronavirus disease.

China although an economic player in the global economy want to become a WORLD SUPER POWER by all means.

This is the price one pays for buying "made in China" goods.
USA thought they have sense allowing China to manufacture all their goods at low cost. The thing caused many American jobs to be lost because of cheap production in China.
Trump saw that and has been trying to reverse this trend.
Today now, the 2 of them are fighting each other.

Never go for free awuf. You will regret it in the end. Nigeria is still busy buying cheap things from China and all out youth are jobless because of no industries. Anything you want to make in Nigeria, somebody has already imported the cheap one from China thereby rendering your own local made to be too expensive and not favourable to the public.
Leave China now before they destroy our economy.

bunnaes:
Church program shebi

Are you making fun or what?
C++
My main work is CAD/design/drawing. .etc. I just re-started programming a few months ago after a long break since i left it after school.
My project was to program a CAD software. But since we can just download cad softwares, I stopped programming. I'm only just trying to find any reason to program again after 20 years.

airminem:
I am older than my man, 6 years space

Ehn!?
You were in Primary 4 when he was still wearing napkin?

Una dey try o.

SavageResponse:
That means you probably look very old for your age

... Or the lady truly had fish brain..So he was much smarter than her

festwiz:
Please give me give me a tab with as much power and versatility as an iPad. You know the iPad OS can run some full fledged Mac OS apps right? You can search for Huawei Mediapads and Samsung Galaxy tabs that might come close but they can't beat the iPad Pro...


Those are the tablets that are worth considering. The iPad is the best right now and there's no disputing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggJ5s3sqkw

bunnaes:
Congrats.

Are you a programmer

I program on my PC.

ibawon:
You want a tablet?
Get an iPad
End of story
In that department no one beats them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggJ5s3sqkw

iPad is nonsense. Just buy Microsoft surface and know that you can run real programs, use mouse, use memory card, use keyboard...

bunnaes:
Correct man. My LG tab becomes a burden when I'm not writing programs I leave it for days.

@ Crownedrookie = bunnae = homo!

I have one cheap tablet. It is quite useless to me. Gathering dust. I use my PC and phone to do everything I need.

GreaterFuture1:
I don't see or hear People talk about Tablets anymore. Both Online, Nairaland included and Offline.
What's up?

The only sensible tablet is Microsoft Surface. They run real windows programs as a real PC, and have a keyboard. Effectively, they are laptops. But they are extremely expensive.
All other tablets are useless. They're just a mistake idea from the start because they run ordinary Android apps, which you can just use your phone to do in a more portable way. You can't use them as laptops since they can't run Windows programs
You just end up watching movies on them.
Better watch your TV instead.

Unnerve:
Good one.

Sometimes anger can make a person be as brave as a lion, if channelled properly.

Thou shall not kill.
Somebody killed your people
you now killed the person.
When you stand on judgement before God,
He will say, "Thou shalt not kill" and BOTH you and the people have killed.
So you are not better than them. Same reward will be given to both of you.

Sircarma99:
Nice write up.

Life is tough.
People/students don't realise this.
They go to school thinking that after they obtain the certificate, they'll just use it as some sort of credit card to get anything they need for the rest of their lives.
Unfortunately, when they do finish their course and get the certificate, nobody seems to want to do business with them .. Life does not need the certificate. It is valueless.
A smart graduate will look into his other talents and offer these to life in exchange fo survival.
A foolish graduate will not look for his talents and keep on offering certificate to life, getting no result and getting poorer.
I heard of some graduate collecting N10,000 (10K) for job. In his mind, that is his worth. He can't use any of his other talents.

kingxsamz:
Why call them useless?
The Nigerian education sector is the definition of useless.
Ignorant minds like you are the reason why this country keeps moving back. Typical African mentality. Other countries are breaking grounds and you're here calling them useless.

But have you lived in other countries before?
Many of the things they do is because they learnt it school and had the laboratory with full set of working equipment to start off.
All the physics I did in school, they never showed us a lens, convex or concave. I mistaken came across my dad's old photo projector and breaking it apart, I saw a lens for the first time and did experiment wth it.
They don't sell lense in the market. So where is one supposed to see and use lense? Yet millions of people in Nigeria ALL did physics' and other such without ever touching any equipment.

GuestLog:
I also want to use this opportunity to beg the Hungarian scientist not to let this fish near Nigerian shores ooo! Before it'll end up in front page of Nairaland.[img]https://media1./images/acd01f5f88149726fdd8fafc7c1943d3/tenor.gif?itemid=3377398[/img]
Some Nairalanders are already salivating.

Me I already like any fish.
Dolphin, shark, whale, Titus or Mackerel .. anything

Cumtroller:
1800 Aides!!! What kind of fvckery is this bikonu

Ebonyi State is a backward and useless state. The Black Sheep of the South-East.

The entire state should be vacated and converted to farmland. Or donated to the Ghanaian Government.

It was during that Babangida's regime, when people were just photocopying states anyhow in Nigeria, from 19 states to 36 states. Juss lai-dat!

emmanuelewumi:
Children to help out keh, children that are still struggling to stand up on their feet. It is the expectation of help from children that makes it difficult to get out of the poverty cycle.


How about having a legacy, giving the right values and education to our children. Solid investments made should be able to sustain us at old age and also give a good head start to our children. Which will enhance generational wealth in the family.

A neighbour graduated 22 years ago from a polytechnic, his late father had investments in real estate and shares of blue Chip companies. The instructions given to the Trustees and executors of his will, was that half of the childrens inheritance should be given to the four children after completion of their NYSC. The remaining half should be given to them 10 years after graduation.

This young guy got shares in blue Chip companies and cash worth over N2 million in 1999 which he used in starting a construction company. Ten years after graduation the guy has built a Networth of over N100 million for himself. All these happened because of the headstart he got.

The Bible equally expects us to leave good legacy and inheritance for our children, not responsible to be a liability on our children.

Abeg, na God dey give person wealth O.
What about Joseph (coat of many colours)?
His brothers sold him as a slave.
He did houseboy work in Potiphar's house.
Mrs Potiphar got him thrown into jail.
He just remained there in prison, no light, no TV, No internet... No book nothing ...
Till God rescued him and he became minister of Agriculture for the whole Israel.

Joseph had a clean heart. Just keep your heart clean.

seguno2:
What terrible philosophy that glorifies poverty is this?
Societies work to NOT have many poor people, but you are talking about the poor will always be with us? What nonsense

But that's what he said Na!?
No matter the society, there must be poor people inside. They may be plenty, or few but never Zero!
Take it easy.

Abagworo:
My only concern is tgat traditionalists should be treated same as Christians and Muslims

Nigeria is somehow class based.
Christians and Muslims are somehow educated. They have a book, Bible, Qoran that they can read and sometimes write
Traditional people don't have any book. So they are seen as complete illiterate.
And illiterate in Nigeria is always treated stupid.

FrLukas:
The Nigeria Police should be disbanded.

They are just a bunch of hungry and angry men who have been mandated to wear black uniforms and carry guns.

A hungry man is an angry man.

Give a hungry man gun and he'll turn it against the first thing he see moving.

Disband the whole Nigeria Police?
That's unrealistic you know.
Before they recruit and train new people, criminals would have finished us all.
Manage them like that.
Their change, like all things in nature will be gradual.

hammer3:
THIS IS WAT HAPPENS WEN U ACCUSE SOMEONE BROUGHT UP IN A GOOD HOME OF RAPE.


THEY CANNOT STAND THE SHAME OR FACE THEIR FAMILY AND THE WHOLE WORLD, EVEN IF IT IS A FALSE ALLEGATION.


THEY DONT WANT TO EVEN BE ACCUSED OF IT.


HE IS NOT LIKE US, WHO HAVE ZERO SHAME, ANYHOW U WANT WE WILL DISGRACE OURSELVES PUBLICLY.


WE GO EVEN POST OUR SEX TAPE, ASK PUBLIC WHETHER NA SO RAPE VICTIME THEY MOAN

If indeed he was brought up in a good home and his hands are clean, he should have had the mind to just brush off the allegation.
But it seems that INDEED, gave reason for anybody to REALLY suspect him. He must have gone somewhere that he doesn't normally go or done some abnormal activity that made everyone to KUKUMA believe the rape accusation.
He may be innocent though.

If you are a good person, steer clear of bad people. Only hang around them in public where there are witnesses to see you. If you go and hang with bad people In private, they will set trap for you. And since there's no witness, you won't even be able to defend yourself

Kryptonvinyl:
Mehn, why will they na be running?
I believe the way u start a relationship as a guy determines the way it flows. If u meet a rich babe amd start acting inferior, maybe cuz you're intimidated or u beg too much, she won't give u that much respect. A matured broke guy will control his relationship with a rich girl.
Anyways what does a 21yr old single me knows know

Just maintain a mature mindset and God will see you through.
It is quite intimidating for your babe to have car and you don't. That is really a time to be very close to God, prayerful, honest and hardworking.

My brother in-law finished with 3rd class. So no hope for him. He later used SSCE certificate to join pilot work. Guy man is flying plane now, driving jeep etc.... Na God save am.

marvelck:
Back in the day, single ladies that own cars were usually advised not to flaunt their cars or let guys know they own a car, in order not to chase men away from marrying them.

Unmarried ladies that own cars then were tagged all sort of names. But a lot has changed since then. Most guys even prefer going after ladies that own cars and houses these days. And e get why �

My sister was doing a simple job and managed to buy one small Toyota.
At that time, her fiance (Now husband), was roaming the street looking for work with 3rd Class degree.
Guy no dey even near our house. Sister was just quiet and prayerful about everything.
Later, the guy threw away all his degree and used SSCE to join Helicopter pilot (Caverten). God save am. They took him. Small money enter him hand, he ran to buy V-Boot 2nd hand Benz.
Immediately he bought that one, he now proposed marriage. Na that time we come dey see him face for our house.
He's still a pilot anyway and has bought 2 other cars. As for my sister she too has bought 2 other cars.
They dashed and sold off the old ones. So they both each have 1 car now

Iblad0994:
Did I said anything wrong in my post?

What you said will result in us Never getting along in this Nigeria.
You are hailing Yoruba tribe alone instead of being happy for the whole nation Nigeria, which will invite tribal rivalry.
Westerners don't ever talk like that. They just hail their whole country or state, NY , CA, TX... But not mentioning their tribe everytime -Apache, Cherokee, irish, German, Scandinavian... If they keep saying it in every conversation, their national unity will fall apart and they fight each other on tribal grounds

I normally watch that Richard Ayoade comedy clips on YouTube. The guy is very funny in a nerd way.
Whenever they interview him, he just says his mother in Norwegian and his father is Nigerian. He never says which tribe in Nigeria. Though, we all know from his surname. But that's how he himself chooses to identify.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RraKa-PKFPs

datola:
What kind of a reversing did the so called former class mate engage that killed Tolulope is the main issue to unearth

He did mumu reversing, in a reckless manner that lead to hitting the poor woman.
Anybody who has gone to a driving school is taught to be extra cautious and watchful when reversing.
And never to drive with too much excitement, whether too happy, or too angry or too depressed... etc.
This is why driving licence "Should" only be issued to people who have passed proper driving test.

Nigeriabiafra80:
I can’t say Nigeria is a fail state

So what should we do?

hermesprogidy:
Stupid people like you only understand insults. If you can openly admit to being inferior to a white man, then you are inferior to me hence a Baboon. I will insult you again and again. Troglodyte.

Bleep you Asshole!!

skimena:
Last month made it 4 years since my neighbor travelled to Italy via the Mediterranean Sea. Thank God for him, he arrived safely irrespective of the hurdles on the way.

He left behind a beautiful young woman not up to 29 years of age and with a little daughter of 6 years old.

Prio to this time I wasn't close to the wife but as time goes by this woman started greeting me frequently, exchanging cd plates with me even joining me to watch movies sometimes. I started noticing she's hot with her sexy hairy body. One night she opened up to me that she needs the touch of a man if we could be doing it secretly because her husband still promise to come for her hence what she needs is someone to be touching her once in a while and it must be a secret.

I truely like the offer but I'm scared of betraying my neighbor by banging his wife. I'm still thinking about it.

Thou shalt not covet they neighbours wife
Thou shalt not commit adultery.

9th commandment and 6th Commandment

hermesprogidy:
A lot of ignorant people on Nairaland. Like I quoted one ignorant Baboon earlier, I will do same to you. Go educate yourself. Go research on black inventions and innovations. Do you know that potato chips, engine oil, the cotton gin, transistors, cataract surgery, satellite technology, hair products, refrigeration, traffic lights, electric bulb filament, and elevators, to mention just a few are inventions and innovations of black people? Of course, you don't because it has been drummed into your skull from birth that black is evil and white is good. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, Baboon!

Can you stop being stupid and insulting me?
How many of your text books were written by your native tribe?
This very English we are writing right now, who's language is it?
Who invented patenting?

When white people invente something, they write about it. Write documents, make it widely known .
When black people invent anything, we don't get to hear about it.
I did not say black people did not invent anything
The whole world just doesn't know about it!
Go and write the books, go and make the laws,
Go and spread your invention on social media

Stop insulting people because they did not know

Are you the one that paid my school fees?
Did you send me to school or church?

I moved innocently in society and was influenced by white media. Not black media. It want a choice for me
It's just what I saw in society

You riddle your write up with insults.
You call your own black fellow an ignorant baboon.
Why should anybody listen to you when they risk being insulted because of one small oversight?

datola:
If the suspect was white, it won't be a disgrace to white community

It doedn't matter if he is black or white if he is found guilty he is a disgrace to humanity.

White people are the ones spearheading modern technology. All your phone, internet, cars, DStv, clothes... You can't shame them if one white person does a bad thing.
Black people are not having any world wide effect on lifestyle. We are just coping/managing, trying to speak English and rise up from slavery etc
So when one more black person does a stupid thing, it shames us all even more

Badonasty:
make una reduce local calls first

Buy palansa phone. Install WhatsApp.
Buy N100 data and make call

abeliver:
buh what of University na ? shey dey don forget us ni

Go and find work.
Set up a business.
Any time school resumes, you can go back.
..... If you are still interested in the education....

If you start making money in your business, will you still go back to school?