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TV/Movies › Re: Mark Angel Is Africa's Greatest Youtuber, A Nigerian by uuzba(m): 12:29pm On Jul 17, 2020
victorian:
Op that's for some clueless people.

When YouTube started charging money to download and save Any videos.. I suspect a Nigerian man must have bought you tube.


It wasn't like this some years back. It was free to download before but not anymore.

I just know its either a Nigerian has Infiltrated YouTube or it's been bought straight off!

Nigerians, even shit Una go sell! If the shit is meant to cure a deadly illness. cheesy
Click any video.
Click on "Share".
Copy the link
Go to y2mate.com
Paste the YouTube video link and download.

Abi am I missing something?
TV/Movies › Re: Mark Angel Is Africa's Greatest Youtuber, A Nigerian by uuzba(m): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
Brunicekid:
YouTube will not end in tears for me in Jesus Name.

I just started my two YouTube Channels not quite long...

Please, check my page out:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtysb94t_eGHTYK1s6BeDpg?view_as=subscriber

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLqu-qwM2uyOSNvWdhtioiw?view_as=subscriber

Thank you all.
Uncle, make sure you enjoy whatever you are doing on YouTube and post your videos. People who search YouTube may come across it if it is relevant or interesting. I've subscribed to some people that have only 1 video sef, because it was relevant to me.
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by uuzba(m): 12:08pm On Jul 17, 2020
CaptainFM1:
Why do I think there's a part you haven't told us?
He hasn't told us how exactly he came to the conclusion that THIS girl is INDEED PRETTY.

Haha grin
The very 1st sentence he said.
Nigeria is full of girls. He has seen all the girls. But this one is pretty. And he's giving her food EVERYDAY.

Something is happening here O!!!
Education › Re: Borno Classroom Turned Into A Poultry Farm As Schools Remain Closed (photos) by uuzba(m): 11:52am On Jul 17, 2020
Onliie:
Somebody is going to be sacked for this
... And start his business supplying chicken and eggs. .

While others will not be sacked and be managing N18,000 minimum wage.
Education › Re: Borno Classroom Turned Into A Poultry Farm As Schools Remain Closed (photos) by uuzba(m): 11:48am On Jul 17, 2020
EastGold:
When the purpose of a thing is not known, abuse becomes inevitable.

They don't understand the meaning of education in that side
How is your life of education better than the life of someone without education?
If you can prove anything, then they will listen to you.
If however, you just spent the last number of years spending money in one place and today, you have no money despite your education, then they will tell you you wasted your money.
They, without education, are surviving at least. They are eating, marrying and borning kids without fear. But you are fearing to marry, have no money to eat and can't take care of kids.
Who has wasted who's time now?
Sports › Re: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by uuzba(m): 8:41pm On Jul 16, 2020
dimexy247:
Sorry
This is the BEST response to give a person as stupid as the OP.
Sorry! smiley
Food › Re: See The Big Monitor Lizard I Caught At My Backyard This Evening (pictures) by uuzba(m): 8:34pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
people in Florida are not suffering and smiling... like in Nigeria. the day they do, you will see how all them crocs etc will end up in people fridge.
Don't mind the Florida idiot.
American people eat cheap chicken burger 24/7. That's why they don't eat other reptiles.
We here in Nigeria, our chicken nor plenty reach like their own. And it isn't cheap for us either.
Hence many go hungry without meat or fish.
Shey we have KFC here in Nigeria? Only the rich can afford it.
Yet in America, KFC is like their Mama Akara. EVERYBODY can afford it.
Phones › Re: MTN Launches E-SIM In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2020
wildlife9999:
when the phone lost can another person use the phone. during the time of zoom starcom the SIM was code to the phone. the number become your personal number even the phone lost another person can not use that phone. I remember when my zoom land-line lost I just went to zoom office I pay certain amount of money and I was given use phone. the other thief who stole my phone couldn't use it because zoom has withdraw service from the stolen phone .the phone because useless if this E-sim would be like land-line is would be good because thief will return your phone or u block it. I think this E SIM is best. thief won't steal our phone anymore
They will surely have learnt from history and they will give an option to call in to them toe deactivate or transfer your line if your phone gets lost or stolen.

We are now in the the days 100% connectivity.
Mark of beast. - A mark that if you don't have it, you can neither buy nor sell...
... That's why many people will not be able to do without taking that mark. ... Cos they can't let go of their phones/SIMs/Connection to network ....for even 1 day.

Connection.... Always connected.... Connected to what?
Phones › Re: MTN Launches E-SIM In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 8:23pm On Jul 16, 2020
Vianna:
Just a handful of devices supports the Esims for now
Devil sim..
This the one in Revelations.
Mark of beaat
Very sweat, very easy, very convenient.
Anybody who doesn't have it can not buy or sell.
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Talk now, can you drop your phone for 1 year in a cupboard and live your life without phone?

Phone and SIM card now, don dey gum people hand O.
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by uuzba(m): 7:58pm On Jul 16, 2020
ibkonekt:
MEN, this is why you dont tell a woman your salary
Look for a humble woman.
Let her behave herself.
Give what your have.
When you have extra, give her.
Later go back to your standard.
That way, she will have idea what you have without you telling her your salary.
But don't be mean to her.
If you realise that you can't take care of this girl, please leave her and go and find the one you can take care of.
Do not have any sex or commit her life with pregnancy and please don't kill/abort an innocent child.
Just have simple, trusting relationship.
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Things You Shouldn't Do In Public. by uuzba(m): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2020
grtcj:
What if I'm traveling and there is no toilet, so I shouldn't go into the bush?

Nice one though.

You might be right but the neeful is for you to empty your system and embark on the journey fresh and even try to avoid eating something that would make you deficate while travelling, my thought though and works for me too.

Nice right up.
Nothing is cast in stone.
These advices are to be applied within reason.
If the condition or situation does not permit, you can always hide and do your thing.

Developed countries have toilet inside the travelling bus or train. But the city bus does not have. Then all train stations have toilet. Bus terminals also have. Supermarkets have. And then Church, library, town hall ... so a pedestrian can always see where to ease themselves.

The worst case, people will go to McDonald's and not buy anything. They just go and use the toilet and run away
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Things You Shouldn't Do In Public. by uuzba(m): 5:21pm On Jul 16, 2020
Blackpearlous:
Keep ya mess in your stomach
Weldone O. Your own Oyibo pass Oyibo themselves.
Una think say dem no dey mess for their side?
Health › Re: Anambra: Woman, Houseboy Die After Burning Charcoal To Warm Her Room (Graphic) by uuzba(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2020
Manofvalor1:
Those days people burn firewood and coal to sleep in their rooms during harmatan and it never killed anyone.i sense village people at work.not every death is natural.
This is a fire place with charcoal, or coal or whatever.
There is a hole/chimney at the top to let out the carbon dioxide. (CO2)

Health › Re: Anambra: Woman, Houseboy Die After Burning Charcoal To Warm Her Room (Graphic) by uuzba(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2020
BeforeJuly:
why now?

ignorance is toxic. embarassed
But how will you educate them? If you were there with all your education and told them not to do it,
they will tell you, "this na village. Na so we dey do. No come talk English for here"
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Things You Shouldn't Do In Public. by uuzba(m): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2020
Pass gas.
Fart geng, it ??

OP are you OK? So if you are in church, in the front, inside a bus, cinema or playing football in a stadium,
.... you will run out to go and mess in private? huh huh
Somebody cannot mess his mess again in Nigeria?
Properties › Re: Akwa Ibom Begins Construction Of 18-Storey Smart Building by uuzba(m): 8:43am On Jul 12, 2020
ubox:
U didn't make any sense bros. At the end of the day what ure trying to say is that Nigerian structural engineers should wake up
You don't even understand. Read again .

Nigerian structural engineers can only design based on the materials available to them. It is not their job to fabricate materials. If all the materials in the market are substandard, the structural engineers have to accommodate this. So they will force architects to just make simple rectangle shape building that should stand instead of fantastic shapes with cantelever beams or long span beams that my collapse under load

Architects and Structural engineers, go and source standard solid building materials for your projects and stop blaming each other and Nigerian government
Food › Re: Fisherman Kills Sea Lion With Spear In Adada, Rivers State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 11:08pm On Jul 11, 2020
Abohboy:
That’s an endangered species, Nigerians need to stop killing these animals, we should make marine protected areas stopping fools like these from killing these animals.
have you provided them with food?
Just answer that question?
Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Lady At ATM Stand (Video) by uuzba(m): 8:50pm On Jul 11, 2020
Beautyaddy:
Any man who beats or supports beating a woman was raised by An Animal Mother and Father.
Abi?
Na wetin him parents teach am wey E dey display
Properties › Re: Akwa Ibom Begins Construction Of 18-Storey Smart Building by uuzba(m): 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2020
Hunchogee:
Ride on ...meanwhile the Ibom oen is built by a turkish firm not Nigerian firm
Uncle, we are receiving the knock heavily and it isn't funny
Nigerian architects have only ONE problem.
They cannot guarantee that any fantastic shapes that they design with stand
They must submit their design to Nigeria structural engineers. Those structural engineers must then do all the load analysis and MAKE SURE that the building materials WE HAVE in this Nigeria can indeed bear all the funny loads.
Nigerian architects cannot guarantee that
They don't know anything more than their fantastic shape

This is where foreign Architects will come in, design same fantastic shape, THEN GIVE THEIR FOREIGN structural firms to analyse the structure loads ...
AND FINALLY, their foreign structure team will source the building materials from their Foreign links and build, import it here and
AND IT WILL STAND .
Whose fault now that Nigerian Architects fantastics shape was not used, but Foreign Architects shape was used?
Properties › Re: Akwa Ibom Begins Construction Of 18-Storey Smart Building by uuzba(m): 7:02pm On Jul 11, 2020
AmuDimpka:
Oh I see....
Rendered image?
So what?
Did anybody agree to build it?
What is the point of wasting your career rendering shape that will not be constructed?
Your colleague that designed rectangle is already on the 2nd phase of being given the contract to supervise the building of his rectangle.
You are still there waiting for someone to look at your fantastic shapes.
Just be very careful whom you show your your fantastic shapes to.
Show people that you know will give you money. Not people that will just make noise and not give you 10 Naira.
Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Lady At ATM Stand (Video) by uuzba(m): 6:58pm On Jul 11, 2020
Beautyaddy:
Yes, Most Men in Nigeria are raised to be Animals and not gentle like a Real Human beings with Human Brains.

And that's why when you see these same men abroad they act like Fake Saints because they know they cannot act like Animals by beating any woman or else they would be put in jail. cheesy
So who raised the animals men ?
Is it not both of their animals parents?
So their mothers too are animals.
So both men AND WOMEN in Nigeria are animals... raising animal children
Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Lady At ATM Stand (Video) by uuzba(m): 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2020
loneprof:
That was just a figure of speech and I never put it like that. I said I was happy things didn't escalate further cos I could have killed her. She was a very tiny, slim lady who hit me first, and me being a person that's into body building and 6ft heavyweight, I could have actually "killed her" cos of the difference in strength and body mass, but that will never be my portion. This is why I always control my temper cos most people in Nigeria aren't even healthy.

Even the slap, I didn't slap her back I just held her before things became calm.

Anyways u can write or think as you wish, whatever gives you joy... Bye.
That you are INTO body building.
Better come OUT OF body building now before you use your muscle to kill. Somebody...

Do you know you just misyarned?
All those Vin Diesel, Undertaker, John Cena and Roman Reigns can squeeze you with only their mess (fart) and yet you never hear them utter such statement that you did as a boast about damaging A WOMAN.
It is a useless statement .
I was happy things didn't escalate further cos I could have killed her

How can you be testing your power with your ability to scatter a woman? Womanhuhhuh Haba
Properties › Re: Akwa Ibom Begins Construction Of 18-Storey Smart Building by uuzba(m): 6:39pm On Jul 11, 2020
AmuDimpka:
Nigerian architects must start being creative
Na una get mouth.
Do you know how many fantastic creations they have done and nobody agreed to building it? After wasting time and energy?

They are only creating the rectangle shape because they are 100% sure that the client will choose that shape and pay them for it
Crime › Re: Meet 'Judgement' Leader Of Notorious Robbery Gang Terrorising Oyo, Osun, Lagos by uuzba(m): 3:28pm On Jul 11, 2020
SLAP44:
Failed region.
Failed youth, blaming everybody and everything...
Celebrities › Re: Jada Pinkett Smith Confirms She Had A Relationship With August Alsina by uuzba(m): 1:31pm On Jul 11, 2020
Fearlez:
When you marry an out-and-out liberal woman, you've married a devil.

They don't have any values or ethics.

This woman has destroyed Will Smith and given him wacko kids with a son who wears dress.

Never marry a liberal.
Though I didn't know about her political view points before.
I only saw her in one movie before before she married I knew her real name.
But her face, that her eyes, looks like thief/cheater person eyes.
I was quite surprised that Smith married this kind of woman.
What she has done now, is exactly what she did in that movie, cheating, lying ... It is her standard character.
This the film I first saw her "Jason's Lyrics"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Mm-rM70c0
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dubai Company Excludes Nigerian Applicants From Vacancies by uuzba(m): 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
chaloskyx:
yes thats good they should also stop us from getting tourist visas as well then i would know they mean well cause they cant be accepting us to spend our money in their country and refuse us when it comes to earning a living
The world does not give an F about your well being.
If your give them money, they will definitely collect it.
But when you are hungry, need a job to earn money to take care of yourself, the world will not give you..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dubai Company Excludes Nigerian Applicants From Vacancies by uuzba(m): 9:06pm On Jul 08, 2020
candyguyofficia:
Oops! Nigerian inclusive of leaders and citizen have trampled on the image of the country. If only Nigerians know how Nigeria and Nigerians are perceived abroad then Nigerians will not be quick to praise internet fraudsters. There is a systematic problem with leadership, followership and our value system. No respect for dignity in labor, theives and persons of questionable character get chieftaincy tittles and in religious centers they are given "high table" during fund raising. We have taken the bull by the horn it didn't work it's time we think out of the box and look inward in a bid to change the narrative. Uhuru Sasa
People keep feeling that they can leave their villages, come to the city, mess up everything, destroy all government property, steal all government money, break contracts.
Then when the nation is totally destroyed, they can happily run back to hide in their villages.

Fool!
Your village is ALSO INSIDE NIGERIA.

The whole idea of "I'm only concerned about my village" ... is a myopic and idiotic thing.

The whole whole Nigeria is your country. You can buy land , live and die and be buried in any part of this country.
Health › Re: NCDC Activates Anambra COVID-19 Testing Centre by uuzba(m): 12:51pm On Jul 07, 2020
Please use link below to reset this world.
http://make-everything-ok.com/
Food › Re: We Just Killed A Civet Within My Compound {Pictures} by uuzba(m): 6:43pm On Jul 06, 2020
900warriorz:
A civet is not a bush meat...stop eating it before you unleash a more terrible disease than covid on Nigerians.

The way we humans get sick, these animals also get sick of various diseases.....we could contract them via body contact and eating too.

Biko, let's take caution. huh huh huh
Don't eat fish and meat again
You hear?
Travel › Re: What I Saw While Trying To Renew My Nigerian Passport by uuzba(m): 9:19pm On Jul 05, 2020
hammed71:
the problem is most of these voters who mostly live in the rural areas and who are mostly illiterates don't know these guys(sowore and co).
I just hope things don't get out of hand for us nigerians in the next few years, before e happen sef I for don japa.
Or we divide Nigeria into Educated Vs Non Educated.
Let the Educated run one part of the country and the non educated run another part of the country. Because this everyday mixup is not carrying us anywhere.

I'm just saying.
Phones › Re: Smartphone Memes That Will Make Your Day by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Jul 03, 2020
EwuGambia:
Dry.....how did this make fp.. undecided
Or maybe you're not smart enough to get the joke...
grin
Crime › Re: ‘I Have Been Sexually Assaulting My Employer’s Twin Daughters Since 2019’ by uuzba(m): 9:49am On Jun 29, 2020
OgogoroFreak:
10k for a clean chick sad
It's human beings you people are pricing like 2nd hand Nokia?
Human being?
Hmm

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