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Politics › Re: Lagos Seals Conoil Filling Station Over Environmental Infraction (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:02am On Mar 04, 2020

Whiziddo:
Can you imagine. Is that a dump yard or A Gas Station..

If you want to see what a Gas Station looks like Come to Owerri Imo State.

This is what is called Gas station.

The story is talking about Petrol station. Which one do you have in Owerri? Gas or Petrol?

We have our standards in Nigeria who everybody says the same things and avoid confusion.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Deadly Tornadoes Kill 25 And Injure Many In Tennessee by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Mar 04, 2020

mustbewell:
am not tired please.The world should end before June 2020. I'm fully tired

Because of only you, the whole world should end?
Is it your own?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Deadly Tornadoes Kill 25 And Injure Many In Tennessee by uuzba(m): 7:51am On Mar 04, 2020

yanabasee:
As we are bedded with corrupt politicians... God have decided to not punish us again with natural disasters...

Na so.
Every country has their own stress. If you run out of Nigeria, you will go and meet oyibos stress in their country

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Crime › Re: Food Vendor 'Mama Aroma' Burnt To Death In Delta For Cooking With Mortuary Water by uuzba(m): 8:58pm On Mar 03, 2020

RapistOnBail:
Man is the Demon we read about in the bible and Sunday school.

Man is not a demon. Man is human.
A demon is spirit..
Man can be possessed and controlled by demons. Or by the spirit of God.
Man is the one who decides to choose which one controls him.

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Quarantined Chinese In Lagos Airport Free Of Deadly Virus by uuzba(m): 8:52pm On Mar 03, 2020

FrLukas:
Please send him back to China.

You will now carry his box for him and shake his hand then carry the virus and give us back?
Hmm.

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Quarantined Chinese In Lagos Airport Free Of Deadly Virus by uuzba(m): 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2020

PresidentAtiku:
Hmmmm

Hope the test kits no be made in Naija o.

A reconfirmatory test is required o

Na wa O.
With the anyhowness that we do things in this country. The Chinese man can just give somebody N10,000 and they will start claiming all is well. Integrity in this country is a hard something.

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Travel › Re: China Plans To Ease Residence Permit For Foreigners, Chinese Citizens React by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Mar 03, 2020

shogsman:
You fools running around with stupid tecno and infinix phones sey you see your life

And your pant is not made in China ba?

Travel › Re: China Plans To Ease Residence Permit For Foreigners, Chinese Citizens React by uuzba(m): 1:15pm On Mar 03, 2020

Codes151:
This smelling ones think they are relevant

The phone in your hand, the pant you are wearing and the clothes that covers your unclothedness are all made in China
Even the material you bought and used to sew your native dress, that material is made in China

Travel › Re: China Plans To Ease Residence Permit For Foreigners, Chinese Citizens React by uuzba(m): 1:13pm On Mar 03, 2020

goldtube:

You are confused ba?
When we Nigerians spend all our energy cursing and insulting each other on all the NL and political platforms, you now expect foreigners to love you?

E cannor Happen .

Learn to love each other before any foreigner will love you

Crime › Re: Man Stabs Apprentice To Death In Lagos Over N500 by uuzba(m): 10:31am On Mar 03, 2020

DLuciano:
Ah! you didnt read of a 20yr old lady that fought a 47yr old woman knocking the elder to death.

The land needs cleansing!

Cleansing of what?
Or you too intend to kill everyone in the name of cleansing?

Crime › Re: Man Stabs Apprentice To Death In Lagos Over N500 by uuzba(m): 10:30am On Mar 03, 2020

baratech:
Nigerians are very angry right now

Always take a moment to stop, clear out your mind before reacting.
When one is dead, it is either heaven or hell. And there's nothing like Nigeria or America in the afterlife. You start to wonder, what are we carrying this Nigeria on our head for everyday?

Crime › Re: 70-Year-Old Woman Leads Hunters To Battle In Niger State, 40 Bandits Killed by uuzba(m): 10:26am On Mar 03, 2020

AlphaStyles:
NOW i know some of u just choose to b daft who told u that picture was taken 20years ago? are u this stupid?

It's a digital image
Can you prove the time it was taken?

Crime › Re: 70-Year-Old Woman Leads Hunters To Battle In Niger State, 40 Bandits Killed by uuzba(m): 10:24am On Mar 03, 2020

Vortex369:
I didnt know that Barbarians were Nigerians.

So what has this insult achieved now?

Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Beats 47-Year-Old Woman To Death In Lagos During Public Fight by uuzba(m): 1:55pm On Mar 02, 2020

Is always good for one to just go to police station and observe all the different cases.
It will force you to be wise with your life.

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Politics › Re: Protesters Storm PHED Office In Port Harcourt Over Poor Power Supply (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:40pm On Mar 02, 2020

anonimi:
What can you do and sacrifice to make the smart people come back and change things around

Me that am foolish, I should sacrifice myself again for smart people?

Abeg. Nobody should complain about Nigeria and Nigerian leaders again. Anyhow you see am, take am like that.

Politics › Re: Protesters Storm PHED Office In Port Harcourt Over Poor Power Supply (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:48am On Mar 02, 2020

anonimi:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3084794_DumbPeople_jpg287f2b4d3ead2f536f99f92cbca9c590

So how do we stop getting dumb people all over?
What I know about Nigeria is that once a person is smart/intelligent, he runs away from the country to Europe, Canada, USA... and never comes back.
That means all the smart people are outside Nigeria and they are not voting for any of our leaders.

Why can't these smart people comeback and change things around?

Politics › Re: Protesters Storm PHED Office In Port Harcourt Over Poor Power Supply (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:44am On Mar 02, 2020

OnpointDesign:

Good thing. In my area we've not had power for 3 weeks straight.

Yet the neighbouring town which is just 50 naira distance from us is enjoying steady power supply. Saying it's federal light.

Which way na

How many Kilometres is N50 distance?

Crime › Re: Man Punches Taxi Driver To Death In Owerri (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2020

stchinedu:
I leave my phone for days...not all people are attached to phone.

I must commend you for that.
Because on this site, I get the impression that ALL Nigerian youth, males and females, have phone gummed to their hands and brains.

Well done. This phone addiction must be cured.

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Crime › Re: Man Punches Taxi Driver To Death In Owerri (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 3:29pm On Mar 01, 2020

daddytime:
Wondering how and why humans will place so much and more value over material stuff than human life.

You might find out the source of his wealth for the acquisition isn't anything to be proud of, and perhaps, this is his recompense and karma.

Material stuff?
Oya leave your phone for 1 day, 24 hrs. Let me see if anybody in this generation can do without material things.

Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korean Official Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Shot Dead by uuzba(m): 11:25am On Feb 28, 2020

GamalNasser:
North Korean way must always be different, the solution to everything in North Korea is firing squad

.SMH

Just thank God, you were never born there.
They even have soldiers on their land and sea borders.
You jump inside water to swim, them shoot you.
You cross border, dem shoot you.
KIM jung Un, their leader was angry with his uncle. He carry the man, shoot.

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Family › Re: Wife Drags Husband To Court For Calling Her ”prostitute” by uuzba(m): 10:01am On Feb 26, 2020

Boijay:
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Family › Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by uuzba(m): 3:05pm On Feb 25, 2020

cococandy:
Sorry for the woman who married an obviously low-intelligence fellow like you.
Because rather than analyze what actually caused the fire in your store , you’d rather lazily blame in on your wife. What do I know? Might be another rant and abuse thread. So many of them running amok in this section nowadays

This whole thing is incredibly tiring.
The woman herself allowed herself to be toasted by this kind of man. Should I also blame the man?
Before hardship came around, the man could talk sweet talk and the woman was listening to everything.
Now, the first hardship and the man's true character is exposed here on the internet.
If they say, advise some women not to marry some kind of men, the woman will say, "I loff him na".
If they tell some men, go and sit down there. You are not fit to marry, the guy will be showing you phone and watch and pointing at his shop/business... He will be beating chest (his CHASTE), "I am a man... Don't tell me what to do."

Maybe I should carry cane and flog both of them.

Travel › Re: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by uuzba(m): 12:00pm On Feb 25, 2020

EgunMogaji2:
1) Violated setbacks

2) Built under high tension wires

3) Let’s define house

For many years this place was just bush.
See these shops made by Tecno at Jakande in Lekki Expressway.
See the powerful high tension NEPA line above all the shops
I was there on Sunday HEHN!!!!
The type of current passing through those lines was MAKING NOISE.
BZZZZZZZZ, BZZZZZZZZZZ
As per this type of electric current can cause cancer or leukemia.

Yet, those TECHNO blocks were all built about 2 years ago.

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Travel › Re: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by uuzba(m): 11:52am On Feb 25, 2020

iliyande:
This is not funny but still funny somehow why wrapping human being like a luggage?

Lalasticlala

Neither hand nor leg is available for thiefing.

Education › Re: MATMUSIC: Ishola Salami, University Of Ibadan Lecturer Invents Hip-Hop Song by uuzba(m): 11:43am On Feb 25, 2020

Sunnycliff:
Most students fail in mathematics because of teachers who lack descriptive teaching approach.

Maths is easy with a teacher who can use DTA technique

I used to fail maths as a kid.
My dad kept on telling me maths was easy, to just work the problems in the book.
I just didn't get it.
Parents put me with a lesson teacher.
The real deal was,
a. the teacher sat down, face to face and explained a b c
b. the teacher gave me a b c to solve.
c. I solved it.
I got A1 in Maths and C5 in Further Maths.
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When I got married, I asked my wife how she passed maths.
She too had a lesson teacher. She got A1 in Maths too.
And also faced the questions 1 by 1 by 1...
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You may or may not have a lesson teacher, but you need to sit down, throw your phone away, lock yourself inside one room
and be solving the maths book from page ONE to the end of the book
EVERYTHING in the book
EVERYTHING

Celebrities › Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by uuzba(m): 8:11am On Feb 25, 2020

Exodora:
Are you ok at all.
No matter whatever it is she does not dissalved beating from him.
How will you take it when any of your sister report to you that they are been beaten by their husband when you yourself have never lay your hand on your wife despact her weaknesses .
A real man does not beat his wife instead he walks away.
Hope you don't lay your hand on your younger ones if not you will exercise it on your wife one day.
Who does not know women can say shit with their mouth when they are angered , or are you a new man?

Ehe, So the question remains. What is this thing the woman did that made the man beat her?
He didn't just wake up and start beating her.
What was it that she did?
You stylishly did not answer the question.

Family › Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by uuzba(m): 7:40pm On Feb 22, 2020

merits:
don't spit on ground,if you does so and someone steps on it you will have sour throat.big lie from hell.

Spitting is just a dirty habit and they wanted you not to do it. Simple.

Family › Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by uuzba(m): 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2020

odukoko:
don't Bleep a pregnant married woman,if you do you will be a pauper until the child is able to know money!.if you do and the child die in child birth,you don enter one chance be that�

Why do you want to commit adultery?
It is sin against God and man.
Why do you think your life will go without negative consequences if you do such?

Celebrities › Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by uuzba(m): 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2020

atimadesign:
If you don't give your husband what makes him happy a smarter woman will do

The man didn't like her singing. She didn't hear word.
He beat her. She still didn't hear word.
He carried the kids and sister and ran to America.
So which long story is she sharing here now?

Celebrities › Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by uuzba(m): 7:27pm On Feb 22, 2020

Exodora:
What exactly do you mean.
Is it that her sister did the right thing or the husband is not guilty cause I am not understanding at all.
Someone said her sister eloped with her husband and here you are saying believe women at your own risk is that her husband's actions is justifiable please explain.

What did she do that the husband was beating her?

Celebrities › Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by uuzba(m): 7:26pm On Feb 22, 2020

Froshloaded:
Gloria is not in anyway controversial to me

The man beat you, then separated, carried your sister and ran to America. What are you complaining about again Na?

Celebrities › Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by uuzba(m): 7:22pm On Feb 22, 2020

You were busy singing na.
And forgot your husband.

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