Health › Re: Coronavirus: Northern Italy Quarantines 16 Million People by uuzba(m): 2:23pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Azmanaty: Buhari is working. Nigeria is yet to record a death  The issue is that the virus causes a slight fever. Young people might be strong enough to pass the fever. But elders may die. You will be there thinking, "Eh, na old age kill am". You will now breathe in the virus from the old person and carry it with you to another old person. |
Travel › Re: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by uuzba(m): 2:14pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
virago: the pictures actually look beautiful Until you go there and feel the cold. That when you will know that snow/ice is not your friend. The first day I saw snow in UK, I match am with shoe. The thing just passed through my leather shoe, entered my socks and froze my feet. I run enter house go put leg on top fire before I die. |
Travel › Re: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by uuzba(m): 2:10pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Flexherbal: Thank God , we do not experience such in Nigeria. With the kind of government we have here and the greed of the people, people for don die finish. Every country has its own problems. |
Phones › Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 1:24am On Mar 08, 2020 |
Geedy: Smh The phone wey I don use dash pessin So I should eat ordinanry eba and give you the soup? |
Phones › Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 1:22am On Mar 08, 2020 |
Appelmoik: My friend bought it already. I helped him check the specs, even. Seriously, you're not the first. So I should give you bread and eat the nylon now? |
Phones › Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 1:20am On Mar 08, 2020 |
idowu4sky: I think my Tecno Camon CX camera did a better job than the infinix S5pro So I should eat chewing gum with fork and knife now? |
Phones › Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 1:17am On Mar 08, 2020 |
RGBshield: Pics So I should not lick the Maggi nylon after I put Maggi in my soup again? |
TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by uuzba(m): 11:06pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
sarujaSA: Child's play My name is Chucky. Wanna play? I first watched this in boarding house on our film night in 1990/91. We didn't sleep that night.
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TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by uuzba(m): 11:00pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
tico1212: Gazab Promise Mad Equalizer 2000 Commando Robin wood Diamond ring Robin of Sherwood is the one NTA showed us in the 80's
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TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by uuzba(m): 10:55pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Pascopele: Name that old movie you think children of this generation have not watched?
1 foreign 1 Local
Scorpion king, bone collector. Assasin Sarafina Sound of music Jurassic park, the mummy, parents trap, Mr doubtfire, na indomie generation we get now sha Living in Bondage Since time is transient, the concept of old and new is different for different people. On YouTube, this type of question is answered by stating the time period you mean. Do you mean movies of 1950's, 1960's, 1970's, 1980's, 1990's, 2000's or 2010's Because people are just stating movies anyhow here. I prefer movies from 1990 back to 1960's Scooby-Doo, Huckleberry Finn (70s) Speed Racer, Sound of Music, My Fair Lady (60s), Back to the Future 1, 2, 3. (80's) ... |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Will You Say If The Interviewer Says "You Have 10 Minutes To Impress Me? by uuzba(m): 2:33pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
hicomm17: Well If it was me, I would tell d interviewer 10 mins isn't enough for me to impress him/ her and that I have plans to keep impressing him/her for d rest of my stay in d company if hired and why make it short.. It shows you don't know anything about the company and you just want to hang in there, collecting free salary. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Will You Say If The Interviewer Says "You Have 10 Minutes To Impress Me? by uuzba(m): 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
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Sir with all due respect I will love to impress you with actions rather then words. If 10 minutes of my vocabulary expression is all takes to impress you then am sorry to say this. You don't have sense. # stands up and walk out # Stand up, walk out, lose the job and prove to the interviewer that you don't know anything about their company, the work or any of the stress they face. Maybe their biggest stress is ordinary starting of generator in the morning and only you have that ability because all of them are seriously busy.You don't even know. Maybe you can calculate money without using calculator and they often need suchm you don't even know. You just Ieft without doing anything because you know nothing about them. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Will You Say If The Interviewer Says "You Have 10 Minutes To Impress Me? by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
Jaspernubi: Tell the interviewer to go with his or her Job, stand up and walk out on him or her, But after letting him know that you are not an hypocrite who impress for just 10 minutes, that 10 minutes impression will be a lie and deceit and pretenses, make him realize that you make indelible marks and that you are not on a Job to impress Him but to do the Job well and positively
I tell you a story In an interview, I invited 10 People and asked them to walk in one after the other, I asked them all to stand on the Desk They all did except ONE
The one who refused told me to my face that standing on the desk is a stupid idea and had nothing to do with the Job and that he does not do silly and stupid things
He was the Candidate we were looking for , one who when prompted to take a stupid decision will challenge you to your face and make you look stupid for daring to do wrong
Don't be timid before and interviewer That is what makes you a man I have several experiences Impress me in 10 mins is not a stupid thing. So the question remains. What can you do to impress the interviewer in 10 mins Such a company probably has much money and they just want to know if you are there to work for them with focus or are you coming to charge phone, crack jokes and run home with salary every month. |
Education › Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by uuzba(m): 8:35am On Mar 06, 2020 |
Monkeyprick: And how many of those businesses you people learn with 5 months have survived past their 2nd year? See, people really need to identify a business need and key into it, not all these jargons our youths venture into because they're jobless. It takes pain, sweat ,grit and sleepless nights to run a sustainable business. I work in a construction firm headed by a white Italian, here in Nigeria. And you must know that the only reason we get contracts is because the man is white and it his fellow Italian clients and friends and network that give him jobs. This guys do not even listen to Nigerians. If any of us tried to setup our own construction like this one, e no go work. We are black. Right here, graduates have come to beg for one position or another and collect N20,000. Some sef came and asked to just work free. Graduate? Free work? We that are collecting salary, when I asked, each of us has connection with the guy through one thing. Na God carry me come here. I'm monitoring situation and looking for way ahead |
Education › Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by uuzba(m): 8:09am On Mar 06, 2020 |
Monkeyprick: Continue fooling yourself by making cases for westerners who already knew what they want out of life before they put in for their degrees. My advice is for anyone on a 3rd /Pass is to get a UTME form, start all over again, choose the right course, not all these Art courses (Mass com, History, Pol Science, Pub Admin, sociology, psychology etc) because they're too many on the street and do yourself a favor to graduate with at least 4pt+. Note : I am not saying there's a ready made jobs for those class of degree (CGPA) but because employers have devices new means of cutting out numbers .You'll be sure of getting invites for tests and interviews and if you smash it, forget it, only ill luck can testify against you. How much is the school fees for 4years degree? You spent that money 1st time. You want to spend it 2nd time. Isn't there any business you can start with all that cash? Because this school business investment is not working. |
Education › Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Mar 06, 2020 |
yusufu16: Bill Gate no get even pass He started his business plan before leaving school. The business was to press and program computers and he knew computer more than the teachers. So school was not teaching him anything he didn't know already. He was intelligent. Are you intelligent? |
Crime › Re: Developer Caught Damaging 3rd Mainland Bridge (pic) by uuzba(m): 10:48pm On Mar 05, 2020 |
MusaChukwudi: Idiotic stupid statement. When will the irresponsible stupid 'common man' in Nigeria use his brain?
So you are blaming the government for this? Do you werey common men in Nigeria realise how useless you are and so so difficult to govern? Alaini ironu! So you want to remove all common men from Nigeria so that you will govern who na? Na only governent go remain without any citizens. |
Crime › Re: Developer Caught Damaging 3rd Mainland Bridge (pic) by uuzba(m): 10:43pm On Mar 05, 2020 |
BlackfireX: Lagos is a glorified slum And outsiders keep packing their load and rushing here. So the outsiders people love slum na. |
Crime › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by uuzba(m): 10:36pm On Mar 05, 2020 |
Fragility6: Carry ur miserable life off my mention. Ur head dey forbid 2 solve problem Na to insult dey your mouth now? And where ever you are traveling to, it is still this same insult attitude you will carry there That's why you haven't travelled anywhere and remain here insulting everyone left and right. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus : Italy Closes All Schools And University Over Virus by uuzba(m): 4:04pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Simplyleo: And that is the country my oga wants me to go stay for 2 weeks for one yeye programme? 
Nairalanders, pls help me tell the idiot I'm not going. He should go represent us, after all na him be oga. 
Nonsense and ingredients.
First, you don't know me and I don't know you.
Secondly, what exactly is the big deal in going to Italy? Perhaps, that is your dream. But note, your dreams might just be a pack of shyte to someone else.
Thirdly, 30k Npower is a means of income which I'm pretty sure is beyond your reach.
Fourthly, if Npower is actually my job, then and so what?
Fifthly, I have come to realise most beings that hide behind faceless forum to condemn people's means of livelihood are actually poorer than church rats. Most of them walking the streets exposing their dirty and torn boxers. I am this, I am a that... All this big-big talk for one small pikin that is just playing with you on the internet? |
Crime › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by uuzba(m): 1:30pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Fragility6: In a sane society, is a mad man supposed to live with sane people? Abeg naija mata tire me. Weda u admit the truth or not, na 2 leave Nigeria sure pass o. Abeg, don't leave Nigeria na? Abeg na. Shey na beg you dey find? Solve anything you want to solve. No need to come online and complain. |
Crime › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by uuzba(m): 1:25pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Sijo01: A mentally challenged asking a sane person to leave the walk way. He is already mentally challenged. He can say anything. So don't be surprised. If you visit a psychiatric ward, the patients there will talk normally to you, that they are very ok and very well. You will weep for them, realising that they are indeed mad. |
Crime › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by uuzba(m): 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Citytrend: Let them Beat the devil out of him So if you are a doctor in psychiatric ward, you will just beat all the mentally challenged patients there?  |
Health › Re: Packaging Food In Polythene Bags Causes Cancer – NAFDAC by uuzba(m): 8:12am On Mar 04, 2020 |
brainworkng: what then should we use for food package is nylon causes cancer 
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Health › Re: Packaging Food In Polythene Bags Causes Cancer – NAFDAC by uuzba(m): 8:08am On Mar 04, 2020 |
missimelda01: What's the alternative? Don't say paper bags cos we can't use that to wrap fufu and amala  Use banana leave na. All our ancestors will just be laughing at this generation. After all our French and English, we still copying them back because our own style is causing cancer, pollution and global warming
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Politics › Re: Lagos Seals Conoil Filling Station Over Environmental Infraction (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:02am On Mar 04, 2020 |
Whiziddo: Can you imagine. Is that a dump yard or A Gas Station..
If you want to see what a Gas Station looks like Come to Owerri Imo State. This is what is called Gas station. The story is talking about Petrol station. Which one do you have in Owerri? Gas or Petrol? We have our standards in Nigeria who everybody says the same things and avoid confusion.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Deadly Tornadoes Kill 25 And Injure Many In Tennessee by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Mar 04, 2020 |
mustbewell:
am not tired please.The world should end before June 2020. I'm fully tired Because of only you, the whole world should end? Is it your own? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Deadly Tornadoes Kill 25 And Injure Many In Tennessee by uuzba(m): 7:51am On Mar 04, 2020 |
yanabasee: As we are bedded with corrupt politicians... God have decided to not punish us again with natural disasters... Na so. Every country has their own stress. If you run out of Nigeria, you will go and meet oyibos stress in their country |
Crime › Re: Food Vendor 'Mama Aroma' Burnt To Death In Delta For Cooking With Mortuary Water by uuzba(m): 8:58pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
RapistOnBail: Man is the Demon we read about in the bible and Sunday school.
 Man is not a demon. Man is human. A demon is spirit.. Man can be possessed and controlled by demons. Or by the spirit of God. Man is the one who decides to choose which one controls him. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Quarantined Chinese In Lagos Airport Free Of Deadly Virus by uuzba(m): 8:52pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
FrLukas: Please send him back to China. You will now carry his box for him and shake his hand then carry the virus and give us back? Hmm. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Quarantined Chinese In Lagos Airport Free Of Deadly Virus by uuzba(m): 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
PresidentAtiku: Hmmmm
Hope the test kits no be made in Naija o.
A reconfirmatory test is required o Na wa O. With the anyhowness that we do things in this country. The Chinese man can just give somebody N10,000 and they will start claiming all is well. Integrity in this country is a hard something. |
Travel › Re: China Plans To Ease Residence Permit For Foreigners, Chinese Citizens React by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
shogsman: You fools running around with stupid tecno and infinix phones sey you see your life And your pant is not made in China ba? |