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RomanceRe: I Got A Girl Pregnant & This Is My Punishment - Man With Placard In PortHarcourt by uuzba(m): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Pls wat is cerelac and SMA gold??
Powdered baby food mixed into a paste. Somewhat like custard, Pap... For infants with no teeth.
RomanceRe: I Got A Girl Pregnant & This Is My Punishment - Man With Placard In PortHarcourt by uuzba(m): 9:37am On Feb 10, 2020
Maxymilliano:
And what will happen after serving the punishment ?
He will stand there till he can fend for himself. No more coming back home.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Failed Nigeria – Northern Elders Forum by uuzba(m): 8:04am On Feb 10, 2020
FrLukas:
All Nigerian leaders since the return of democracy have failed Nigeria woefully.
Nigeria is not an easy country to rule.
CrimeRe: ATM Card Thief Caught In Hotel He Lodged In With His Girlfriend by uuzba(m): 2:59pm On Feb 09, 2020
dawnomike:
Steal other people's money to enjoy with a lady...#shame
There are more men in prison than women.
99% of then are there because they tried to please an woman.
PoliticsRe: Obiageli Mazi: Nigerians To Donate Money To Borno Teacher With Governor Zulum by uuzba(m): 8:10am On Feb 09, 2020
rrreer:
When it's time for my favour, may it not pass me by, IJN
The air, you are breathing now, did you make it?
Be grateful for what you already have. God knows how he will reward you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Massive Female Python Killed In Apapa - Conoil Fueling Station (Picture) by uuzba(m): 12:39am On Feb 09, 2020
Franking:
There's no male partner lurking anywhere. Snakes mat and go their separate ways. People should generally be watchful. The level of ignorance amongst Nigerians is dumbfounding.
Don't be dumbfounded by Nigerians' ignorance.
How many go to school?
Of those that go to school, how many got teachers?
Of those that have teachers how many of the teachers know anything? or even come to class?.
Out of 1000 Nigerians, maybe only 1 sees his teacher and learns from Nursery 1 to University. The rest are just generally floating around education facilities without any interaction.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Massive Female Python Killed In Apapa - Conoil Fueling Station (Picture) by uuzba(m): 12:35am On Feb 09, 2020
meum:
They shared snake eggs huh This got me laughing grin grin grin. Hunger in the land.

I no want hear new disease o!
Nigerians were doing very well in the past years. But instead of being content, they used their money to buy computers and phone. Then browsed internet/Facebook/Instagram and saw pictures of white people eating fried chicken. That's when Nigerians got jealous and started stealing and killing and made themselves perpetualy hungry
CrimeRe: Nigerian In Italy Gets Fined For Sweeping The Street For Money, Fine Ge Cleared by uuzba(m): 12:29am On Feb 09, 2020
psucc:
I will even join him in the slapping galore. lolssss

Naija is NOT worth it!
Your own country is not worth it?
Then leave na.
Did you plant any tree here? Did you add 1 grain of sand to Nigeria? You were born and met everything here and you are complaining?
Go and enter the sea na.
CrimeRe: Nigerian In Italy Gets Fined For Sweeping The Street For Money, Fine Ge Cleared by uuzba(m): 12:20am On Feb 09, 2020
KLEINBASS:
Nigerians are savages, who run away to a mere poor country like South Africa and yet fight to death when asked to leave. I wonder how bad is nigeria
The issue we have in Nigeria is that we didn't fight for indpence. We are not serious. We don't work together to achieve goals. The British that colonised us just left us freely like that. So we thought we are a strong nation.
Now see it. We are not together at all. People just disgracing the country within and without everyday

India fought for their independence. That man Mahatma Ghandi, is their revered hero. He organised peacefuk demonstrations against the British. He preached to Indians and Indians listened to his principles. They were united and fought the British together. Today, look at it. They remain more coordinated and organised than Nigeria because of those working together principles imbibed in them
CrimeRe: Nigerian In Italy Gets Fined For Sweeping The Street For Money, Fine Ge Cleared by uuzba(m): 12:17am On Feb 09, 2020
dominique:
One of the people that successfully crossed the Mediterranean. At least this one is not constituting nuisance like most of his African counterparts there. Nothing beats legal migration sha
The problem is that if they just leave him to sweep streets and be collecting money, plenty more others will join. Before you know, Naija gang will be fighting to collect oyibo's trash in Italy.
I don't know why we cannot sweep our own streets in Nigeria. But to cross desert and swim ocean to go and sweep white people's trash...
CareerRe: Woman That Manufactures Hand Brake Manually in Nnewi (photos) by uuzba(m): 12:43pm On Feb 07, 2020
janykute:
Not surprise,Babangida called them Japan of Africa and it’s obvious they are.
....But because they are black, they are not patronized?
.... But white people, Asians, Indians, because of their skin, you buy anything they manufacture? Even toothpick.
CareerRe: Woman That Manufactures Hand Brake Manually in Nnewi (photos) by uuzba(m): 12:41pm On Feb 07, 2020
kestolove95:
Fake product
Stop this nonsense.
White people all started like this.
Practice makes perfect.
With time, they get better.
CrimeRe: Wife Batters Husband Over Inability To Impregnate Her by uuzba(m): 11:16am On Feb 07, 2020
Xclusiveme:
Never knew men like that still exist.
Very decent man ba?
If the guy gave her same beating, the idiot woman will cry heaven, snap picture of her face and post all over social media.

Now just see the man. No bragging. Nothing. No picture. He's not even taking any action
PoliticsRe: Reps Reject Innoson Suvs As Official Vehicles by uuzba(m): 2:58pm On Feb 06, 2020
mechanics:
I don't blame them because the money is there.
Who gave them our money?
PoliticsRe: Reps Reject Innoson Suvs As Official Vehicles by uuzba(m): 2:56pm On Feb 06, 2020
Tchange1:
If this news is correct then am officially and Nationally calling Nigeria reps useless
Instead of them to patronise Nigerian goods so that Nigerian industries will thrive and youth will be employed to work in those industries, they are rejecting Nigerian goods.
It is because of them that all the youth in this country are unemployed.
French President drives Peugeot - their brand
German president -BMW or Mercedes their brand
British - Rolls Royce or Range Rover - their brand.
American - Ford or GMC their brand.
PoliticsRe: Okada Restriction In Lagos: Sanwoolu Is On The Side Of The Law And Has Done Well by uuzba(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I'm an avid book reader. I purchase books almost every week!
I download PDFs text books from the internet. Free or pirated.
The last book i purchased (I counted my cash and gave human being) was around 2003.
PoliticsRe: Okada Restriction In Lagos: Sanwoolu Is On The Side Of The Law And Has Done Well by uuzba(m): 11:21am On Feb 06, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
If you had books, I wouldn't purchase any of them. Crap.
Do you purchase books now at all?
Say the truth.
PoliticsRe: Tricycle, Motorcycle Operators In Nsukka Given One-Month To Obtain Number Plates by uuzba(m): 7:24am On Feb 06, 2020
Simplyleo:
I think I agree with this.

Their strong legs are living testimonies. cheesy
This is what we used to call KPOMS!!
KPOMSIOUS women

grin
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Winners Chapel 'Bomb' On Alibaba.com: Found With Nathaniel Samuel by uuzba(m): 8:53pm On Feb 05, 2020
worlexy:
So it wasn't a bomb? What was the guy's aim then?

If it wasn't a bomb then that guy needs psychiatric evaluation, he may have a mental illness
What if it is filled with plastic explosive?
Plastic explosive looks like plasticine.
You can blow up anything with it. It doesn't have to look like a bomb to BE a bomb.
What if?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Stop Fish Importation By 2022 – by uuzba(m): 8:42pm On Feb 05, 2020
helinues:
Good one

Its time for the Ogoni clean up to take effects so that the Niger Delta people can return to fishing.. We can't be importing what we have in abundance
The fish we import is actually salt water fish. It's found in the ocean and not in the rivers.
So that means we have to get off our asses and sail some fish vessels into the ocean and catch the fish, refrigerate them, and bring back to shore.

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Ignored Nancy Pelosi's Handshake Before She Tore His Speech by uuzba(m): 10:09am On Feb 05, 2020
omoluka:
Nigerians are obsessed with anything US cryNigerians are obsessed with anything US
No vex.
It is very entertaining to us
Looking at a country where things work lifts one's spirit when compared to your own county where things don't work
To even get a bus and go home after work doesn't work again here
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Ignored Nancy Pelosi's Handshake Before She Tore His Speech by uuzba(m): 10:06am On Feb 05, 2020
SmellingAnus:
Yeah he made a mistake but Pelosi even made a bigger mistake by tearing up the speech...
All those owambe party you will attend and carry the program home to show your peeps. This mumu woman tore her own copy.
Nonsense
angry
HealthRe: Corona Virus: Is It Safe To Order Stuff From AliExpress? by uuzba(m): 12:11pm On Feb 04, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Not all Corona is virus
The virus school.
with uniform.
Corona school.

PoliticsRe: Amaechi On Okada Ban In Lagos: Sanwo-olu Acted Based On Public Interest by uuzba(m): 10:25am On Feb 04, 2020
AIIahuAkbar:
Great, at least let's have one sane city in Nigeria
I'm coming to your house.

PhonesRe: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by uuzba(m): 8:43am On Feb 04, 2020
And you don't have job?
N90k phone?
EducationRe: How Bad Is Second Class Lower Division In The Labour Market? by uuzba(m): 8:29am On Feb 04, 2020
McCoy662:
Good evening my good people. Our result just came out today and my worst imagination has happened. I saw my name in 2:2 division, what I have always tried to avoid since my year 1. I know it's my project supervisor that fvcked me up cause he has been hostile to me for no reason. I feel really bad, but that did has been done.

So, I just want to know how bad is 2:2 in the Nigerian market? Is it something to count on or should I just move on like I never went to the university??

I need answers, please!!
2:2 simply means that you did not do what 1st class and 2:1 people did.
That is past tense now.
Now looking to the future, are you still going to behave like a 2:2 person? Or are you ready to repent and behave as a 1st Class person?
Be honest with yourself.
Do you know how a 1st class person behaves? Do you have any friends like that?
Have you studied them? How they eat, sleep, play, interact?
How they priorities their duties?
Are you ready to change your attitude like them? Or are you still going to continue f**king around and be expecting 1st class treatment?
PoliticsRe: Falana: Posting Policemen Outside State Of Origin Is Unproductive by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Feb 04, 2020
DMerciful:
If you dont know who the locals are, na you sabi
If you keep calling yourself a stranger, you will forever be a stranger

People spend 14 Years in UK, without visa. After which the entire UK cannot deport you again. You are considered a British citizen.
People doing Green card in America have to just spend 3years minimum in USA and they are considered American. .

You, what are you?
Stranger? Inside your own place of Birth?
PoliticsRe: Falana: Posting Policemen Outside State Of Origin Is Unproductive by uuzba(m): 7:51am On Feb 04, 2020
DMerciful:
This question is irrelevant! Recruit locals and train them. They have more allegiance to their people and will ensure they are protected
And I am asking you,
WHO IS THE LOCAL?
TravelRe: Lagos: Narrate Your Trekking Experience This Morning by uuzba(m): 7:43am On Feb 04, 2020
Trojan8:
You did not see the Aguda to Eric part abi undecided
Just put a Google map image with the distance indicated.
Once, I felt strong, I walked 11km in 2½hrs.
Another day I felt weak, I walked same 11km in 4hrs.
Because I spent more time, someone would think I walked further .
No. I walked same 11km distance

PoliticsRe: Falana: Posting Policemen Outside State Of Origin Is Unproductive by uuzba(m): 7:30am On Feb 04, 2020
DMerciful:
Exactly! How can a stranger perform more than indigenes that know the nook and cranny of his place?
Stranger eh?
If you are born, and have lived in Aba all your life, and your father we born in Lagos, where is YOUR state of origin? Aba or Lagos?
TravelRe: The Struggle To Board A Bus At Iyana Ipaja, Lagos Due To Okada Ban by uuzba(m): 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2020
wunmi590:
huh

Honestly, this policy is actually making me to reconsider Lagos as a permanent home.

This is too harsh, this has rendered many families jobless.

I don't have problem much, as my house is on this island, and my workplace too on the island, but what of those who stay on the mainland, trying to get keke that would take them to their office on the island.

I think the state government needs to return them back until alternative measure is being taken.

They should please consider the family biko, I know the nuisance they constitute on the road, but job is key to leave in Lagos.

Before some people will start telling me I am not a lagosian for defending them.

I am born lagosian, and my family house is on the island, that's what have been saving me, just 30min trek to Victoria island where I work.
You are a Lagosian, but you don't seem confident that you are one.
Why are you still reconsidering making Lagos your permanent home at this age?
You were born here and your family house is here ? What again are you planning for?
I'm in same situation as you and I don't think twice. I am a lagosian.
TravelRe: Okada And Keke Ban In Lagos: How Is It In Your Area? by uuzba(m): 3:18pm On Feb 03, 2020
maasoap:
They should go and learn driving, simple. Motorcycles shouldn't have been a means of transport in Nigeria to begin with.
Excellent commenting man.
London has underground trains since 1863. That's how it is a very popular city.
Transportation is very easy for even 1-legged, 1-hand, 1 eye, disabled people.
There are public buses and taxis. And car owners are charged a congestion fee for driving within the city.
Hence everyone tends to use trains.
When a city is a financial capital, the government has to set up reliable transportation that is punctual.
And a TOTAL COMPLETE elimination of traffic jams.

now,

WHICH ONE HAS LAGOS STATE DONE?

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