₦airaland Forum

ACE1010:
I totally agree....it's been very boring I swear

What happened to your legs? Can't you go outside and play your own ball?
Every time, somebody should play ball for you and you will sit down, press phone and be looking?
Lazy generation.

Antichristus:
He should have used taser gun on the beast and get a zoo to come and get her/him.

Tazer wetin?
If you miss the shot nko?
You can't just shot again as fast as with real gun

Stanweezy:
After the installation,you don't pay anybody monthly for power consumption

But they will spend N500,000 abi how much?
When 1 battery is N110,000

Giftexx:
“Lose”
“..don’t lose this card”

Keep up the faith and the good English
You shall meet very, very plenty, CONFIDENT bad spellers in this Nigeria. Always be patient in correcting them.

When this is the kind of house Nigerians live in. How will Chinese/Lebanese live there?
Our living standard is too low. Police cannot protect anybody. Agbero and thieves just roaming about anyhow. Foreigners want to live in Nigeria, but not with Nigerians.
The 2nd image is a house I lived in in Leeds, UK. it s like poor people's house. Yet I lived with local British. No burglary on the window, no better fence. No thief. Nothing. That's UK's idea of low standard house.

Which of the 2 houses do you think Chinese and Lebanese will prefer?

Eagleboney:
love the greenery

Thick forest with mosquitoes, snakes and stagnant water is also green from ariel view.

I just as well might become an architect and sell complete bullshit to clients since everyone falls for ariel view.

coputa:
The whitish meat of the coconut is called copra

Nigerians know book very well. But the country is still poor.

Citytrend:
Which is why it is called Global pandemic.

My only problem is that the world Leaders are like Pharoah that won't bow even for the greatest plague

World leaders are like pentecostals.

Are you sick? Answer Yes or No?

Hehe. I am strong.

computergeek:
You didn't add the most important one:

Pack all your things and move to the Southeast, where the traffic will not kill you faster than Coronavirus.

If more people pack to South East, then the traffic can be reduced for us in Lagos.

FuckThaMod:
Na wa ooo... This corona virus is really causing havoc worldwide. Fvck China we are not enjoying the world like before.. Football matches are being cancelled, economies are dwindling, people can't travel and move freely anymore. The worst is that the scientists are out of options to find a cure, the virus is a very dangerous one because it's highly contagious. Let them Kukuma nuke the entire earth, after all we have exsited trillions of years. We don try.

The virus has been chilling inside animals since. No problem.
We, Nigerians and other NORMAL people will boil and fry our meat to the last before eating.
All that heat kills all the virus and germs in the meat.
BUT CHINA....
with their BIG OVER SABI HEAD, will not cook their meat.
Na the raw meat cause the virus to enter person.
What I need now, is CANE to flog Chinese people and their nonsense culture.

moyinoluwabun:
Is he starting a church or ministry now?

Na for radio dem dey learn church work?

Person like you go enter hotel, say he dey do jamb lesson.

rentAcock:
And they said only the elderly and immunocompromised can contract the virus. Very young, fit and healthy athletes are coming up with the virus, so what gives? I'm guaranteeing myself in my apartment for another 69 months. Stocked up on food and water to outlive my neighbors.

The elderly who contact the virus are very likely to die.
The young and fit will still contact and spread it very well, but may not die

MansoryMX:
They have higher cases because they can identify infected persons unlike our government here. I believe the virus is in Nigeria and spreading fast because we an have illiterate and Lazy government.

Is not that.
The virus can infect one without any signs. Lodges in the throat. As you are breathing and sneezing, you are spreading it. After 10days of correct spreading, that's when you the carrier will start having fever headache.
Na under-G virus.

Inyikalum:
really
Then SA is fucking cold

Here's a secret.
White people only like going to cold places.
SA is colder than Nigeria

kingthreat:
Nigeria hot pass Iran?

Yes Nigeria is hotter than Iran
Nigeria is averaging 26°C year round
Iran is only 9°C

Na im make dem dey cover all their head with that Ala Wakba cloth

Amitez:
Those children will never forget what their experience was in Nigeria. If this is their first visit, they will hate coming back. Except they live here and just travelled to the US.

It's good for them na.
Somebody cannot just be eating meatpie in America, 24/7 all his life
Come to Nigeria and see your home land.

sofiscatedmoron:
The microscopic picture of that corona virus is so disgusting,,
I hate to see that

Biology.

sulaak:
This is where a national id database would be useful. A simple check between the Malaysian Police and the Nigeria embassy would have brought up his historical data and next of kins. The Nigerian political class, despite spending billions of dollars on a National ID programme refuse to do the right thing and implement it.

RIP to Igwe

Database for what?
Can you lie that this man didn't fill form before travelling to Malaysia and writing down all those details?
UNLESS
He changed his details.
Even at that, Malaysia people will use his picture to get his given name.
Or the guy just lied about everything.
The op is here stating his full name, state and village. So what is the issue again?

FuckThaMod:
As an Igbo nigga, I'm expecting haters to type nonsense about the man and igbos as a whole. Abi no be nairaland again?

They have started already.. Look at the imbeciliç one below.

I don't understand the topic.
The man is not a stranger. You said his full name. You said his state. You now said his village.
Why asking if we know him again?
Go to ORLU in Imo state, find other McDonald family members and tell them to go and carry their brother.
We here on internet are strangers.

Kendroid:
So what happened to the "American"

Only 1 day that you landed there, you want to be called an American?
The other black people stuck there who have suffered racism and segregation and all this Black rights matters, you think they will ever consider you American?
You are finding trouble O.

Kendroid:
But even if u migrate to America, u'd still be referred as African-American

You'd be called and African

xrayj:
Hahahaha which Nigeria?
Didn't u see the Lagos quarantine centre where the Italian man was kept looking like a poultry?

So you want to go to Italy and enjoy their quality medical facilities?

The virus nko? E go catch your for there na?

Nigeria may not have proper medical facilities. But there's also no virus here. I believe you are chilling in doing your normal business. Westerners are not.

Vieamie:
No One Is Exempted From Sickness, Tears, Pains And Sorrows.
Till Death Comes... Such Is Life.
May God Help Us All!

Ehe!?
But many a swearing hand and foot to checkout overseas. Because overseas doesn't have problems.

CYBERWEAVER:
Tah!
I no dey Com

I will come and find you and carry you here to Lagos, and you will pay me O.

ThatFairGuy:
Must you say everything you see
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Yes we must.
1/2 of the whole picture is LEG.

ThatFairGuy:
The guy's face might even be fresher than yours o. Nuisance, don't go and monitor your life
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But that leg.... haba. Man no dey show leg for picture na!

Petyprincess:
This is nice,i wish to visit outside Lagos again,i've only visited akure when i wanted to write my jamb.

Don't worry. You will visit Sokoto when you want to write your CV

SenecaTheYonger:
Kinda racist. If they had the Corona by now it's too late for the students

Racist?
Go and get Chinese visa first and see how they will treat you.

Justdogood:
Thurder fire those "vanity upon vanity" crew.

Comeon go and make some money. Nonsense.
Yes it is vanity. Why not work and enjoy with the brain GOD gave you?

Work hard and better your life. Stop all this demoralizing words or what i don't know....


I hate hearing that phrase.

If he really worked with the brain God gave him, why is he boasting and showing us the picture?
God didn't say anybody should boast about anything except in God.

nappy760:
You would be cutting hair for blacks abroad because the population of Africans abroad can form another continent on its own.

It's the blacks that are giving you the visa abi?
Better find what will benefit the whites so they appreciate your skillset and give you visa.