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WriterNig:With all these our useless phones that were snapping picture every 2 mins on facebook, once the phone falls inside water that's the end of all the pictures. Better start printing small pictures like this lady did and putting in your wallet or box. Your grandchildren will thank you so much for that picture. Because I tell you, you will not pass on your Facebook or Instagram to your children. All those online pictures will be deleted forever and nobody will ever know what you looked like |
Davash222:Don't marry the girl? But you had the prick to impregnate her When they told you that premarital sex is wrong, you won't hear No O. You must marry the girl you impregnated. USeless man . And she will kill you either before or after your wedding. |
Queenyprinxex:Abraham was 20 years abi? |
angelfallz:Allowing.... Not Creating ... |
Onlineclothing:Pant trouser. ![]()
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toprealman:It's quite funny. When this thing started 1month ago, I read/heard one of these Nigerian guys in China saying, all is well. They said, they are about 50 of them in Wuhan. They didn't shout that time O. Now that the thing has got K-leg and other nationals are running away, is now they remember Nigeria. I hope out government does something |
babzo:When whale landed in Barbeach in the late 90's people ate the whale and ate the bone. All the snake they've been eating on the NL, them chop complete, nothing remain. You will never find artifacts in Nigeria except pure water sachet and plastic bottles. |
LadySwitz:What don't you understand there? Discoveries are made through experimentation. The westerners (white people) have a lot of luxury, space and time to do a lot of experiments. If I didn't study abroad, I won't have believed it. The whole town is quite, no noisy neighbors. Food is cheap and plenty. Transport is available 24/7. Postal system works Police actually catches thief when you report. Everybody can read and write. They all speak same language So everybody understands every other person. No communication barriers. Everybody went to Secondary school with teachers. Things just work. I studied at a Uni in 2005 and their library had latest 2005 books. They change all the books every year to latest version In such an environment, scientist are bound to arrive at solutions to problems very quickly. Those guys have not arrived at the solution yet and you expect Nigerian scientist with all our handicaps to get the solution before then? Is it magic we are doing or what? The disease even started from one laboratory bin China. It is the Chinese that would be the first to even get the solution. |
wirinet:Please don't put words in my mouth. I don't mention Carbon 12 Isotope. I'm not competing with you on knowledge. Search YouTube, do your research IF YOU ARE really interested in learning. I just have a rough idea from 100 level chemistry I did in 1997. I'm not a scientist. |
DropsMic:You don't have to be this cocky. I learnt this because I studied engineering and had to take a Chemistry course in my first year at uni. Something to do with carbon dating. Everyone didn't do chemistry so how are they supposed to know? You that know tell them gently or with proof... |
BeLookingIDIOT:Then beware of White Evangelist. The church was ONE before all these demonstrations and evangelist broke out. Each person with his agenda to form his own lies. Go back to the original church. Nobody lies in that one. If they make a mistake, they tell you openly. |
dazzlingd:Now can see the result of cheating to pass exams. People just go to school and are not educated in any way. This is the foolishness of Nigeria. Your education is for your own good. You are not doing anybody any favour by going to school. If you don't understand, ask the teacher. Find the book and read it. |
wirinet:All the land on earth is same age. It's human beings that are just naming countries as they like. The land was here first |
wirinet:Answer is surely in YouTube, with graphs and data etc . |
actrinity:Earth is 4.6 billion years old. They calculate age using the method called "carbon dating". Just search Google and read about it.. If you did any science or Engineering course at University, they teach you in 1st year Chemistry also.. Infact open your YouTube now, search for it and learn. |
Kayleb01:Do you know how many babies they have aborted because of 1 child policy? How will you be born? |
Nigsrdumb:Better change this your life style. One thing I know about life is that, you will get into a situation where ALL the "niggers" will surround you, left right and centre... You will just be there, vexing and sweating. They will be laughing and dancing. Only you will be there, squeezing face. The moment you explode and shout, "Common gerrout of here, useless people", all the whole human rights people will brand you a racist, paste your picture on social media. If you slap somebody out of annoyance, they will call it assult and have you arrested. |
Jameela2000:You will kill your brother and refuse to attend the burial? Police will not arrest you again? |
This bridge is not looking fine O. We want to be snapping fine picture on it O. They're just gumming the cement as if it's room and palour they are making. After now, you will go to China and be opening teeth when you see their own bridge. ![]()
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codemaniacs:I answered your question clearly. You refused to answer mine. It is well. |
codemaniacs:Uncle, it's not like Oyibo are not seeing Nigerian tourist attractions. They are seeing it very well on internet. But can you guarantee them safety when they come? Can you prevent 419? Can you prevent Agbero attacking their cab/bus? Will police answer their case if they lose their wallet or credit card? If they are sick, will they get medicine in any hospital they walk into? Are they sure of light? Can they rent ordinary flat and stay? Or must they always have MOPO guarding them with AK-47? Can they attend a Nigerian party or function without everybody trying to beg them for visa? If they speak English, will you understand? Abi they have to learn all the 500 languages in Nigeria before they can greet somebody good morning? Which kind of relaxation will they have in Nigeria sef? |
RaptorX:Nigeria is whatever you want it to be. Other people made their country into what it is today. Do your own |
chatinent:Carbon dating. A scientific technic where by some isotopes of an element are emitted at a particular rate. The rate of emission is used to do the calculation. It is quite accurate. |
Zooposki:I sha know that a black woman invented traffic lights. See, this thing we have to use force. Me and you are quoting and searching up information on white people internet? How won't the results be skewed towards white people? Patent and the whole process of patenting... all setup by white people. Why won't they favour themselves? That's why I said, until black people invent something that white people cannot do without, before they start respecting us. All the textbooks i read for Engineering are whitepeople books. No single black author. The University sef, is a white-people invention. |
Engrdoodles:Oga, sit and think well. White people invented, shoe, aeroplane, phone, car, helicopter, electricity.... Internet you are using now, GSM network, SIM card... Android, Nokia, Huawei, Oppo... Apple,... Go through any history book. A lot of things we use in this modern world are invented by one white person or another. .. Which one did black people invent? I am just saying O! We live in a world invented and designed by white people. You are treated as a visitor. I'm just saying O! When we reach a stage where by a black man, or black people invent/make something that White people are all dependent and desperate to own ... or they cannot do without that thing that you made, created.... Ehen!!! That is the day that white people will start respecting black people. Now, any country they made, America, Germany, Australia, .... Nothing more black people want than to enter aeroplane and run to their country. why? So how can white people respect you? |
fortran12:Catch it first na. Then we will see what happens. I can be in my house here and learn from you. |
dfrost:Only one sneeze can transfer the virus to another person through the air. You don't even need to touch the person. |
From what I hear, this disease doesn't have any cure. It's not one serious disease like aids O. Just cough, sneeze and small headache. Doctors still testing different medicines to find the one that will kill the virus May God protect us, because if that thing reaches Nigeria, we are all dead with this our anyhow sweat-sweat and rubbing body inside market and bus. |
MrNipplesLover:All Divorce is caused by marriage. Marriage is the Number ONE cause of all Divorce in this world. |
Don't forget sweeping to get off the sand
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subtlemee:It's touching now that they put the story on your phone. When you were passing the ATM, you didn't see the girl before? Is this the only girl in the whole of Nigeria that doesn't have light in her house and has to use ATM light? |
Npower:He's a foolish boy. Still under his parents roof and yet eyeing a girl. There's no age early enough for a man to leave to leave his parents house. Go snd find work. Once you are good, you can carry any girl you like, introduce yourself to her parents, wed her and live your merry lives. |
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