₦airaland Forum

PRODUTIM1:
Fork lifting machine operator. Thank me later.

FryMosquito:
Hairdressing/barbing.. But it might take you 8-12 months

Kampack:
I don't doubt him. I once left Yaba at 8pm and arrived home (Ejigbo) at 1:00am, no thanks to the daily notorious traffic at mushin-isolo axis.

Extremely notorious for traffic is the 'Aye' bus-stop- that tiny road junction always (morning and night) stacked with long container trucks, the industrial trucks, and oil haulage trucks on that tiny road. Oh lawd! Abysmally frustrating on daily basis.

Govt should pls come to our aid on that road. It's adjacent Aswani-Ajao estate road, for those who don't know it.

CYBERWEAVER:
Why I can't visit Lagos, I abhor traffic jam

tope3x:
It's true,my dad and I dropped my brother off at the airport,he was traveling to South Africa,he called us from South African that he landed safely while we were stucked in traffic on our way back to IB

Dreambeat:
Does the writer mean he spent over 6hrs in traffic? That's serious.

Ladylite:
I need his number. He is so so cute.

Azmanaty:
Buhari is working. Nigeria is yet to record a death

virago:
the pictures actually look beautiful

Flexherbal:
Thank God , we do not experience such in Nigeria. With the kind of government we have here and the greed of the people, people for don die finish.

Geedy:
Smh The phone wey I don use dash pessin

Appelmoik:
My friend bought it already. I helped him check the specs, even.
Seriously, you're not the first.

idowu4sky:
I think my Tecno Camon CX camera did a better job than the infinix S5pro

RGBshield:
Pics

sarujaSA:
Child's play

tico1212:
Gazab
Promise
Mad
Equalizer 2000
Commando
Robin wood
Diamond ring

Pascopele:
Name that old movie you think children of this generation have not watched?

1 foreign
1 Local

Scorpion king,
bone collector.
Assasin
Sarafina
Sound of music
Jurassic park,
the mummy,
parents trap,
Mr doubtfire,
na indomie generation we get now sha
Living in Bondage

hicomm17:
Well If it was me, I would tell d interviewer 10 mins isn't enough for me to impress him/ her and that I have plans to keep impressing him/her for d rest of my stay in d company if hired and why make it short..

AkuOlisa:
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Sir with all due respect I will love to impress you with actions rather then words. If 10 minutes of my vocabulary expression is all takes to impress you then am sorry to say this. You don't have sense. # stands up and walk out #

Jaspernubi:
Tell the interviewer to go with his or her Job, stand up and walk out on him or her, But after letting him know that you are not an hypocrite who impress for just 10 minutes, that 10 minutes impression will be a lie and deceit and pretenses, make him realize that you make indelible marks and that you are not on a Job to impress Him but to do the Job well and positively

I tell you a story
In an interview, I invited 10 People and asked them to walk in one after the other,
I asked them all to stand on the Desk
They all did except ONE

The one who refused told me to my face that standing on the desk is a stupid idea and had nothing to do with the Job and that he does not do silly and stupid things

He was the Candidate we were looking for , one who when prompted to take a stupid decision will challenge you to your face and make you look stupid for daring to do wrong

Don't be timid before and interviewer
That is what makes you a man
I have several experiences

Monkeyprick:
And how many of those businesses you people learn with 5 months have survived past their 2nd year?
See, people really need to identify a business need and key into it, not all these jargons our youths venture into because they're jobless. It takes pain, sweat ,grit and sleepless nights to run a sustainable business.

Monkeyprick:
Continue fooling yourself by making cases for westerners who already knew what they want out of life before they put in for their degrees.
My advice is for anyone on a 3rd /Pass is to get a UTME form, start all over again, choose the right course, not all these Art courses (Mass com, History, Pol Science, Pub Admin, sociology, psychology etc) because they're too many on the street and do yourself a favor to graduate with at least 4pt+.
Note : I am not saying there's a ready made jobs for those class of degree (CGPA) but because employers have devices new means of cutting out numbers .You'll be sure of getting invites for tests and interviews and if you smash it, forget it, only ill luck can testify against you.

yusufu16:
Bill Gate no get even pass

MusaChukwudi:
Idiotic stupid statement. When will the irresponsible stupid 'common man' in Nigeria use his brain?

So you are blaming the government for this? Do you werey common men in Nigeria realise how useless you are and so so difficult to govern? Alaini ironu!

BlackfireX:
Lagos is a glorified slum

Fragility6:
Carry ur miserable life off my mention. Ur head dey forbid 2 solve problem

Simplyleo:
And that is the country my oga wants me to go stay for 2 weeks for one yeye programme?

Nairalanders, pls help me tell the idiot I'm not going. He should go represent us, after all na him be oga.

Nonsense and ingredients.


First, you don't know me and I don't know you.

Secondly, what exactly is the big deal in going to Italy? Perhaps, that is your dream. But note, your dreams might just be a pack of shyte to someone else.

Thirdly, 30k Npower is a means of income which I'm pretty sure is beyond your reach.

Fourthly, if Npower is actually my job, then and so what?

Fifthly, I have come to realise most beings that hide behind faceless forum to condemn people's means of livelihood are actually poorer than church rats. Most of them walking the streets exposing their dirty and torn boxers.

Fragility6:
In a sane society, is a mad man supposed to live with sane people? Abeg naija mata tire me. Weda u admit the truth or not, na 2 leave Nigeria sure pass o.

Sijo01:
A mentally challenged asking a sane person to leave the walk way.

Citytrend:
Let them Beat the devil out of him

brainworkng:
what then should we use for food package is nylon causes cancer

missimelda01:
What's the alternative?
Don't say paper bags cos we can't use that to wrap fufu and amala