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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Apr 09, 2020

EVILFOREST:
MAKE Uh na come CHOP ooo, as we CELEBRATE this THREAD without INSULTING PEOPLE on Platform
NIGERIA go better, but eee dey our HAND.
na people make their country the way eee bi.
Make we remember our Ladies for prayer too.

This pizza of a thing that you guys are summersulting about is just bread.
BREAD!
BREAD!
Ordinary bread.
Take bread, tomatoes, egg, fish, suya.... And you are good. End of story.

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Crime › Re: LagosiansTake Fitness Exercise To Ikorodu. Desert Gbagada Expressway by uuzba(m): 9:08pm On Apr 08, 2020

Yenefer:
People are going to lose their minds soon! And I still haven’t met or heard of anyone I know that actually has coronavirus. It’s very strange if you ask me.

If you meet anybody who has Corona virus, you too will get it. Because you are not testing people are you? You will know TOO LATE. And then, your family and those around you will also have it from you.

Meeting someone who has corona virus is the last thing you want.

Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by uuzba(m): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2020

bustykasa:
Nigeria is cursed

So what will you do now? Continue complaining on social media?
What is your plan?

Travel › Re: Ogun Lockdown: Abeokuta In Pictures by uuzba(m): 8:29pm On Apr 07, 2020

Legalcriminal:
Abeokuta doesn’t share border with Lagos even Ibadan is more closer. Just the capital

Travel › Re: Ogun Lockdown: Abeokuta In Pictures by uuzba(m): 8:23pm On Apr 07, 2020

totit:
You obviously haven't been to SW or agbara

Is it until somebody travels somewhere before he knows the boundary?
Are your people not holding phone in your hand?
Can't you just look at a map of Nigeria?
Even Google Map will show you the boundaries of any state

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Politics › Re: Nwulu Converts Mansion To Tennis Court, Urges Nigerians To Comply With Lockdown by uuzba(m): 8:04pm On Apr 07, 2020

AnanseK:
Correction: He converted his Dining Table to a Tabletennis Table.

Don't mind OP and his lies.
Some people can be very stupid.

Properties › Re: Enugu: Three-Storey Building Marked For Demolition Collapses by uuzba(m): 9:33am On Apr 07, 2020

ArcVicky:
Effect of using inferior materials and poor supervision

You guys like making mouth..
Have you supervised a building construction before?
Do you know that you have to go to the site every single day?
As the owner of the building, Do you have the transport and feeding money set aside to do this?
Ok
As a supervisor employed by the owner, can you convince the owner to pay you enough money for everyday transport and feeding so you can supervise the job everyday?

This thing I caused by laziness. Everybody knows what to do but they are too tired and just sit down swiping phone screen

Travel › Re: Port Harcourt Lockdown: What I Saw Around The City Yesterday- PICTURES by uuzba(m): 1:24pm On Apr 06, 2020

Richieniit:
Whoever snap this pics is very stupid. Intentionally went to look for bad, dirt n slum just to tarnish ph city. Useless fellow.

Which one did you snap?
When you people charge phone finish, you I'll be snapping only your head, dey call am selfie.

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Travel › Re: Port Harcourt Lockdown: What I Saw Around The City Yesterday- PICTURES by uuzba(m): 1:20pm On Apr 06, 2020

akinegba1:
Port Harcourt township was planned by the British. It is still the best planned area in Nigeria, even better planned than Abuja

Lagos, Port Harcourt, Warri were planned by the British.
Abuja was planned by Nigerians. Abuja is a pile of jaga-jaga misplanning.

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Properties › Re: Enugu: Three-Storey Building Marked For Demolition Collapses by uuzba(m): 6:45am On Apr 06, 2020

Thecvbankng:
Inferior building materials

Building plan

Non-professionals handling the project

Etc

Anything could lead to the collapse of a building under construction. Thankfully, no life was lost. The city development authority was vindicated in marking the building for demolition

There's nothing wrong with the building materials.
The usual problem is too little cement.
Cement is the glue that joins everything together. Many builders, if you're not watching, just keep adding so much sand to the mix. Sand, iron rods and granite aggregate alone without enough cement glue? The building must surely fall.

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Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by uuzba(m): 9:58am On Apr 04, 2020

Lostz:
how many people have access to yours

Access?
If one never indulged in taking any nude pictures of themselves, how will there be any nude pictures before?
When you live stupid life, be prepared for the consequence and stop complaining.

Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by uuzba(m): 9:53am On Apr 04, 2020

emmanuelewumi:
You must be a non Yoruba, not based in Lagos or less than 25 years old.

I'm over 25 years old, in Lagos and I don't know her.
So what are you saying?

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Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by uuzba(m): 9:51am On Apr 04, 2020

tegini:
where is the picture ,abi na audio picture

It was a previous thread.Check this NL site well.

Health › Re: COVID-19: Brazil Digs Hundreds Of Graves In Preparation For Deaths (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2020

TheChameleon:
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Still in your house watching movies.
It's only 1 life we have.
One day it will end. Then you will become serious.
Permanently serious.

Health › Re: Ondo Records First Case Of Coronavirus, Military Officer Who Returned From India by uuzba(m): 11:25pm On Apr 03, 2020

Humanoid01:
Why do people keep saying this? What does it mean?

There's the Yoruba tradition of a masquerade (Egungun) walking about the streets with a whip. He and his followers, just torment shop owners, retailers, extorting money from them. (The general laziness of Yoruba people)....
Anyway, after some time, people learnt to lockup their shops during this masqurade season. As a result of which, the Egungun and his guys, walk the full street without getting any free cash from anyone. And later find themselves on the highway in a failed quest. There's no where else to go.

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Fire Service Fumigates Enugu Metropolis, Environs (Photos, Video) by uuzba(m): 1:57pm On Apr 03, 2020

sassysure:
There are lots of things mixed in that water.
U can use any name, as long as it does the job well.

Will that water not pollute/poison borehole water?

Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigerian Students In UK Test Positive For Coronavirus by uuzba(m): 1:11pm On Apr 02, 2020

miketayo:
u sound so happy that they are suffering

Guy, anybody that can leave the shores of Nigeria, should not expect the sympathy of those who are stuck in Nigeria..

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Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigerian Students In UK Test Positive For Coronavirus by uuzba(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2020

What are they studying that they've not finished learning?
Are they studying life abi wetin?

Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua's Close Friends Die Of Coronavirus by uuzba(m): 11:32am On Apr 02, 2020

Garrieveryday:
Are you expecting this epidemic to still last in the 4-5 months?

The way Nigerians are moving about, how will it not last till August?

Health › Re: Lockdown: A Picture Of Jakande Lekki Axis At Night by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Apr 02, 2020

Faber:
Na there ur English end...go back to school monkey...

People that failed school hate people that passed school.
People that passed school hate people that failed school.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Wild Goats Take Over Welsh Town Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:24am On Apr 01, 2020

ValCon888:
It can only happen abroad where goats have "Animal Rights".
Any nigerian goat walking the streets right now is on a suicide mission.

This McDonald burger and chicken is so delicious. Oyibos get massively addicted to it and seriously FAT. It is very affordable to them.
One cannot be pursuing live goat about when McDonald is there to buy and eat.
Believe me, you yourself will do the same thing under same condition.

Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by uuzba(m): 9:15am On Apr 01, 2020

MidaserveNG:
Lo ba tan!!
Why not share the money contributed rather than helping to buy the bread and the rice.

Ehen!?, and you will use the money where??

Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by uuzba(m): 9:14am On Apr 01, 2020

hahn:
You are so used to suffering you think it is enjoyment

So what should he do?
You that are not used to suffering, go and give him Taco and ice cream.

Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by uuzba(m): 9:13am On Apr 01, 2020

Wettoid123:
It depends on the area you are staying in Lagos it is for the vulnerable cos they can't come to my area in ikoyi to distribute this.

You are in Ikoyi?
You have already received your reward.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by uuzba(m): 9:11am On Apr 01, 2020

NaijaRoyalty:
Your comment reeks of poverty

God forbids

So do you have employment for the poor?

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by uuzba(m): 1:02am On Apr 01, 2020

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

This society is looking for food and jobs.
Can you provide any?
We cannot be wasting time with art/flowers/romance when the entire country is not sure of Tomorrow's food.
Yes, I lived overseas and even got married overseas. It was so easy to be romantic. There a parks and walkways, places to take your girl to. Name it. Whether you are rich or poor, the environment is set.
Nigeria, here is totally upsidedown.. the only place to flex is ShopRite (?) What a bull shit. And to enter traffic jam because you want to go to beach? You can't even walk on the road without 2000 beggers or 700 area boys surrounding you. Everything in this society kills all the romance you try to do.
You just end up tired and depressed and stay indoors with no light.

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Culture › Re: Ogun Lockdown: Masquerade Arrested, Cries After Ignoring Sit-At-Home Order by uuzba(m): 9:36pm On Mar 31, 2020

soonest:
Abomination ! This is one of the highest sacrilege in Igbo land. Aru eme

People that worship 2 gods.
Tomorrow, you will swear you are a Christian..... And then happily go about breaking God's 1st commandment, "You shall have no other god before me".

Education › Re: 7 Coronavirus Grammar Lessons You Should Know by uuzba(m): 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2020

OnlineTv247:
Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/03/7-corovavirus-grammar-lessons.html?m=1

Farouq Kperogi, Mass Communication Professor, writes from the US

OP, there are 2 Nigerias.
1 Nigeria has masses of illiterate and ignorant people.
The second Nigeria has educated People.

How can we separate the 2 Nigerias?
How can we make the educated people less dependent on the ignorant ones?

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Health › Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now 131 Confirmed Cases, 2 Deaths by uuzba(m): 3:13am On Mar 31, 2020

tomdon:
Before it was one or two, now new cases are in double digits

Of course
For each ONE person that goes to hospital, he has already infected 10 others.
Those ones will be at home, forming strong man, refusing to go to hospital and busy spreading it more to others.

Health › Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now 131 Confirmed Cases, 2 Deaths by uuzba(m): 3:11am On Mar 31, 2020

ukukaegbu:
I said it. The rate it is going now I won't be surprised if it reaches 1,000 by weekend.

But God forbid.

This 131 casea are for the people that went to check themselves in hospital O.
They paid money to do the test because their body was feeling somehow.

How about those that are still "managing", hiding at home, telling themselves, " I am strong"?

They are more than 2000 O!

Food › Re: Panic Buying At Blenco Pagos In Lagos by uuzba(m): 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2020

Timozo1:
This is at badore Ajah, Lagos.

Blenco Supermarket
Lekki - Epe Expy, Eti-Osa, Sangotedo
0704 141 3724
https://maps.app./hurUePwv7CCjMZDv8

This is the location on Google map

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Travel › Re: Israelis Being Evacuated To Israel From Nigeria (Video) by uuzba(m): 10:34am On Mar 30, 2020

Angelfrost:
I am actually more surprised they have been here all this while...

They were hoping for the thing to pass quickly so they don't have to travel.
But as the thing is going on and on, and Nigeria is not even safe, better they pack and go..

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