₦airaland Forum

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

This society is looking for food and jobs.
Can you provide any?
We cannot be wasting time with art/flowers/romance when the entire country is not sure of Tomorrow's food.
Yes, I lived overseas and even got married overseas. It was so easy to be romantic. There a parks and walkways, places to take your girl to. Name it. Whether you are rich or poor, the environment is set.
Nigeria, here is totally upsidedown.. the only place to flex is ShopRite (?) What a bull shit. And to enter traffic jam because you want to go to beach? You can't even walk on the road without 2000 beggers or 700 area boys surrounding you. Everything in this society kills all the romance you try to do.
You just end up tired and depressed and stay indoors with no light.

soonest:
Abomination ! This is one of the highest sacrilege in Igbo land. Aru eme

People that worship 2 gods.
Tomorrow, you will swear you are a Christian..... And then happily go about breaking God's 1st commandment, "You shall have no other god before me".

OnlineTv247:
Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/03/7-corovavirus-grammar-lessons.html?m=1

Farouq Kperogi, Mass Communication Professor, writes from the US

OP, there are 2 Nigerias.
1 Nigeria has masses of illiterate and ignorant people.
The second Nigeria has educated People.

How can we separate the 2 Nigerias?
How can we make the educated people less dependent on the ignorant ones?

tomdon:
Before it was one or two, now new cases are in double digits

Of course
For each ONE person that goes to hospital, he has already infected 10 others.
Those ones will be at home, forming strong man, refusing to go to hospital and busy spreading it more to others.

ukukaegbu:
I said it. The rate it is going now I won't be surprised if it reaches 1,000 by weekend.

But God forbid.

This 131 casea are for the people that went to check themselves in hospital O.
They paid money to do the test because their body was feeling somehow.

How about those that are still "managing", hiding at home, telling themselves, " I am strong"?

They are more than 2000 O!

Timozo1:
This is at badore Ajah, Lagos.

Blenco Supermarket
Lekki - Epe Expy, Eti-Osa, Sangotedo
0704 141 3724
https://maps.app./hurUePwv7CCjMZDv8

This is the location on Google map

Angelfrost:
I am actually more surprised they have been here all this while...

They were hoping for the thing to pass quickly so they don't have to travel.
But as the thing is going on and on, and Nigeria is not even safe, better they pack and go..

degamemaster:
Because most of them are always inside doing espionage work for their various countries, either against Nigeria or other countries but using Nigeria as a safe heaven. Use your head.

Nigerian streets are dangerous.
Simple.

Duru9:
True

I've been in Abuja for long you hardly see them on the streets excepts on eateries, hotel pools, clubs

Nigerian streets are dangerous to any foreigner.

I hope you are able to travel overseas as well and walk on their streets. Then you will fully understand the difference.

abokikhalifa:
Shut up. You can never be satisfied. What will you say he did this time ?

If I came to talk to you like this, will you answer me?
Will you not be asking yourself, "What's this one reading?"
This is 2020. All world leaders LOOK STRAIGHT at the people when addressing them. Let them SEE that you are talking to them.
Cram the damn speech, raise up your head and look at the camera.

senatordave1:
What is your problem? What else do you want na? Are you ok

Shey you go to church?
Does your pastor talk like that?
If he does, all of your would have left that church since.
Any leader should always address his people with charisma.
LOOK people in the eyes (even if it is camera, look STRAIGHT AT IT), so they feel you are talking to them.
Cram the f***king speech so you don't be reading paper
That's how real leaders lead.

biafranation:
You are an afonja and won't understand. Igbo minister of finance can also commit suicide, but Yorubas and Hausa-Fulani will never. Why? An Igbo man spirit and brain is different from you people.

Nobody is superior to anybody else.

ud4u:
Na was, we don't know what this virus will still cause

People committing suicide as if they struck deal with God to enter heaven straight.
There's judgement after death, whether you like or not.
Whether accept or not
Whether your believe or not.

Make sure you are 100% right with God before you ever check out of this earth.

AerialMapper:
And for commuters to the East?

Where are they always commuting to?
Sit the f**k in one place.
Sleep there on the road for one month.

SavageResponse:
This is degenerate into chaos soon

Chaos?
Then the virus will spread and affect everybody. Many will die.
You guys think he virus is a human being.
E no get ear O.
E doesn't send anyone..

Coldie:
Even China that started the virus only Wuhan the origin was on lockdown. But Nigeria wants to lockdown everywhere.

Forming busy

China that caused the problem for the whole world has been forming James Bond since...

"We are good, Nothing happened. It's ok"

Shey them no wan talk before. That's how the craw-craw spread round their nyash till they started shouting.

Juliearth:
Wow! You can still workout, you know? I still go out for my mandatory 1 hour jog daily, I stocked up healthy and semi healthy foods only: unripe plantain flour for swallow, Basmatti rice, Sweet potato, lots of ugu, carrots, green peas, cucumber, cabbage, Goat meat and smoked fish...and lots of pineapple and water melon...

Our own. Is still good. They don't even allow European/Americans to even go out to jog. Nothing if matter remain negative, they will enforce total lock down on us

I sha went to the barber today and local market.

Imarnuel08:
I've been home with my wife for 2 days and we've not had a fight yet. So far go good

If that is the aim, then surely there will be a fight sooner or later.
Try to do other positive things.
Unfortunately no counsellor for you. But have a phone number handy

osuofia2:
Good for the Chinese, bloody racist morefukkas. Chinese,Indians and Lebanese are the worst form of humans. But na untop blacks they get power

You keep on buying ALL their products and requiring their service.
So many Lebanese construction companies in Nigeria.
You can't live without them. So they are pressing and knocking your head everyday.
Until you learn to do without their products.
Right now, both your phone and pant are made in China

AFONJAboiy:
Wetin b curfew?

Curfew is a mandatory stay at home order.
BY FORCE
Otherwise, police catch you, beat you seriously, lock you in prison and fine you.

aminu114:
dnt panic corona virus is not as deadly as you think its most of the people will get it nd recover without even noticng

Without noticing?!

MEANWHILE

They would have spread it VERY WELL to others who will NOTICE, get sick and die....

AND IT WILL KEEP spreading round Nigeria.

Don't ever assume that the virus has closing date and will suddenly stop at the end of the month
As you are there NOT NOTICING, It is spreading more and more.

Rasmega:
Or even credit all UBA users with 40k each.

You will all eat your N40k finish, Nigeria will remain in problems and conflict and you will start begging for another N40k again, next month.

futuregovernor:
Useless gift. Why not give the money to poor Nigerian, civil servant!

Civil servants better go and look for another work
If this money is given to them
1. Many will travel out of Nigeria permanently
2. Many will buy new phones
3. Many will eat with the money
4. The money will finish
5. They will still remain civil servants and start expecting another money again.

None will solve any problems.
Nigeria will remain in problem and conflict.

Sorry, but this money is meant for solutions.

GermanMelania:
Na poor person de get malaria. No mosquito for house with proper net and ac . And if we sanitized the standing waters mosquitos for reduce.
Covid will catch anyone.

Is that so?
So David Livingston that traveled from UK to explore Africa was poor? Because he caught malaria?
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This is always the attitude of Nigerians.
I am richer than you attitude
You are poor, get lost.
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NO. THE POOR ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
They will climb over your fence like living-dead zombies and continue begging you inside your palour and bedroom.
Shey you want to marry? You will go to your village and all the poor people there will climb over you with their demands and requests.

If you like, run overseas. Your foreign guest will continue to point out your Nigerian poor masses to you until you stop ignoring the poor and start helping them.

Jaqenhghar:
Niggeria. Una get researchers?
Other countries get researchers una dey form say una dey do research.

Knowing that shithole, the so called researchers ( who will be children, relatives and girlfriends of big men ) will gather as if they are busy, they will assign big pay checks for them and access to one laboratory where they will spend time gisting and little else. They will have lab coats and microscopes but nothing will be going on. If you look more closely you will see that none of the researchers have any research skills or can take a sample.

When you went to school did you do all your science experiments?
If the teacher/school did not have the equipment due to the nonsense of Nigeria, did you STILL go home and try your best to buy the equipment and do the science experiments at home?

Nigerians spend all their free time swiping social media on their phone and attending expensive parties. Whereas your counterparts in foreign countries spend their time experimenting things inside their garage til it works. With this covid-19, they are at it again tirelessly working for a cure inside their rooms and garages

Tomorrow, you will say Nigeria has no researchers. When YOU yourself, never researched anything... And just attended school to pass and run away.

We will all die here.

This is a mistake.
SEARCHERS search for cure.
RE-SEARCHERS search for the first search that they searched before...
They don't find anything. They just search for the search that they searched for before.
They're researching the place they searched before.

Vicas2000:
We were so poor...I could not go to uni when all my friends were.

Here's what helped....

1. I read Lots of books. Motivational books. Business books. Marketing books. One that helped me know there was more to life was Robert Schuller book 'Tough times don't last but tough people do'. I borrowed a foto copied version from a friend. That was in 1997. I would Starve myself so I can buy books. Sometimes I foto copy from other people or borrow it.

By 2007...i stumbled on some CDs by Sam Adeyemi and he advised the best way to get out of poverty is to learn a skill and make money from it.

2. I learnt a skill. That paid lots of money. I learnt copywriting. Online marketing. Direct response marketing. I ready everything and watched all videos I could find online by Frank Kern....Dan Kennedy and started applying it.

3. I would read a lot about rich people. Wht they do. What houses they buy....what business they run. How they make money.

4. I would also read any business book. Financial newspapers. I am that person that would buy a newspaper to see the adverts in it and trace what those companies do.


Overtime...I started making money. Made first million in 2008. And then just rinse and repeat.

I have lost millions too. But a lot better now financially. Travelled the world. Met lot of people. Built contact.

And at the ripe age of 35 got a degree from a foreign University.

Funny enough....that degree is now useless. Even in full time employment in my country of residence...i have never been asked for the certificate. What matters most is my skills.

Go to university for yourself not because all your friend's are going.
There are many unfocused idiots out there who went to university and have NOTHING to show for it.

OmoDavido:
Mhen poverty is bad. I will come back here and share my story when I finally make it too.

I, my junior bro and mum have really suffered in this life. The only way I can pay my mum back is by being successful and make her enjoy the fruits of her labour.

Poverty bad.

So this phone you are using to browse, is not success for you?
Shey when they take the phone from you and you have nothing left, that's when you will come and share your success?

3Hopeblog:
Jesus!

Bros na innocent question though you might have interpreted it wrongly.

You asked it insensitively.

Do you know the pain of losing your own mother?
She's alive and she's actively denying you?
The writer is not happy about that and does not need you to ask him probing questions.

You, go and survive your own.

Imarnuel08:
When you recruit psychos into the police

You that are normal, why are you not in the police?

Soulsymbol99:
Guy i no trust dis gesture oooo they should check it out first.as the largest black nation hv nt record much,they r nt happy.

The virus started from China.
China is big exporter of goods to the whole world.
Right now, many more nations will cease buying Chinese goods.
Chinese has lost the trust of the world nations.
Jack Ma is Chinese.
He is doing this gesture to gain back our trust.
So that we continue buying Chinese goods/Electrionics as before

They poured sand in their Garri. It is costing them a lot.

kingteeee:
God bless Jack Ma.

The virus came from China.
China is doing business with the whole world.
They have poured cement inside their garri.
Jack Ma is Chinese.
He is trying to save the country's reputation from this terrible and nasty mess