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MASTERCHIEF0847:
Universities, Government agencies and even many private businesses don't respond to emails. Shocking.

In my office, we have an official email. One man checks it. Now I've worked there 2 years now. And what I see is that everyone of us answers our own email and WhatsApp with various clients.
That leads me to wonder. Who exactly is sending email to the official company mail? That office guy has never told me any new announcement that I didn't already know from WhatsApp or other colleagues

codemaniacs:
say YOU were not taught positive stuff.
say YOU did not train your brain to practice positive stuff.

if what you're saying is true then the cashier would have told you to join the queue, you would not have to 'humble yourself'...

Cashier did not tell me anything.
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It seems you're trying to insult me or something.
Well, how many positive things do you do?
Do you own or use a PC? Are all the software purchased legally or you use pirated ones?

3kay945:
Our own bad eggs too much Sir, have you heard of Nigerians in foreign prisons The number is outrageous and I doubt if any country on earth can beat that number.

We are too desperate in negative stuff.

We were not taught positive stuff.
We don't practice positive stuff in Nigeria
I lived in UK a bit. Went to a bookshop to buy something. The cashier ignored me. I thought it's because I:m black. I wanted to start raking when I noticed that others had queued up and I was not on queue.
Na there I humble myself and join queue.
Nigerians, we are never taught good things.

ajl:
Stupid Nigerians that keep referring to native citizens as being lazy. Tell me how and why they should accommodate you. If you are all that hardworking then why not stay in your country to build it up. The same way some Nigerians in the US refer to African-Americans as being lazy. That bring a lot of animosity. Who want that kind of guests in his home.

It's not about strength.
It's about resistance
Nigerians face less resistance doing business in other nations than here in Nigeria.
That's why these guys go out.
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I remember when I was in UK, I needed to transport some load across the country. I went to a car hire service. Swipe my card and took the van. Carried the load from Leeds to London. Returned the van and collected my deposit. Very simple.i drove the van myself

That action is very impossible in Nigeria.

jerry447:
I hate cockroaches WITH PASSION

Is that so?
I hate cockroaches WITHOUT passion.

You mean you don't like cockroaches?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es0dcoiww60
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lookingfly:
would be good if the federal government help him out so citizens can afford he's cars. That's just one reason why he's not being patronized yet

Cars are always expensive in every country. Nigeria is a funny country, where you're expected to pay 100% cash at once to buy a car.
Not so in US, UK, Europe.
You pay deposit sum, like 20% of the cost, then pay monthly balance for anything up to 10 years.
The main point is that you immediately carry latest car and go.
Even 2nd hand cars are sold same way.

If you miss your payment, then they fine you or seize the car back (reposes the car).
Na so oyibo dey do their own O. They can't pay 100% cash once. It is costly for them too.

lookingfly:
Bros....innoson cars too cost, he should try and be considerate and reduce the price, Nigerians will patronize.

it is a business. It cost him xyz naira to produce the cars.
And he must make a profit on top of that money.
The only way he can reduce cost, if the government gives him subsidy.
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The funny car story in America goes like this.
They were producing cars. But people were not buying. Instead, people were using the tram, a train/bus public transport.
So the car companies came together. Purchased the Tram company and it's infrastructure.
Then Destroyed everything. No more tram.
Everybody must buy car by force.

pickatyou:
Why are u reporting to us. Hope you never send nudes.

Sorry. I'm just messing with you.

Don't mind him. You will send useless picture in group chat and be looking for how to delete again.

See what Ikeja looked like yesterday after the rain fall?
It looked flooded.

WenysAD:
This is eye opening

Abortion is free ba?
To kill unborn children is free.
Why are human beings killers?

Eberex:
Hmm

We should be drinking this ogogoro and forget about Buhari?
Abi what's this one?

But who's fault

Youthleader22:
I hope after technology has finished taking our jobs we would be paid at the comfort of our homes monthly.

It will be upsidedown pyramid.
Plenty Ogas at the top chopping company profit and one or two technical staff at the bottom doing daily maintenance. The rest of us, unemployed.

What I see is a rise in Yahoo-yahoo, and young guys creating viruses that will spoil the AI system so they can be given contract to come and fix the system. Currently a lot Indian people do this type of Yahoo-yahoo tech virus thing to UK. I have a cousin there who receives phone calls always from India to tech support his PC.

Abcruz:
We may have been born too late to explore earth and too early to explore space; but yet we may be here just in time to witness the rise of AI.

All those RoboCop and Terminator movies that your watch, when I watch it, I just think, 'If this were in Nigeria, NEPA will surely spoil everything".
Which kind yeye CCTV? without light?
Abero is not there to steal it again?
Transformer will not send high voltage to spoil all the electronics?
Ordinary lift (elevator), we can't run it. In my office, now we are climbing stairs up and down because no lift/no light...

mkoabiola:
But how come d owner of d account is not receiving alert for different transactions which gulped 137 million naira deposit d trust.


Alert is d koko

No be bank do the alert system?
He can just be pressing "ENTER" on his keyboard and it will be registering fake alert to the customers

einsteine:
Because you are a PHD student from ibadan, you can't summarize. The writer of this epistle may also go extinct along with the customer service agents being replaced by chatbots and IVRs.

He's a PhD student na. Let him show all the book that he read.

guru90:
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!!

Me, I know that Nigerians will make sure the AI thing doesn't work. We will spoil it, creat virus to ruin the whole system. .
Because in Nigeria, as bad as you think naija is, we keep things REAL.
NEPA will never disappoint to delete power from all these automated systems.

Klington:
Weird things happening in quick succession everywhere....

Black man and his devilish black mentality.

spot the difference

Spot the difference?
Cold climate, people are strong. Queen can carry her load without fainting.

Hot climate, people are weaker. Men have to carry the load otherwise woman will faint.

Never neglect our climate.
When I lived in UK, I could walk very long distances without sweating
When I tried same in Nigeria, I was gassed out in a short distance.

majamajic:
in a planned country , heavy trucks do move at midnight in some certain areas

Well, this country is not planned. All you can do is monitor your personal safety.

chidi2pus:
Fucken country

I understand your frustrations.
Just as yourself, be safety cautious.
Check, check and recheck.
Watch out. .
The best you can do is maintain your personal safety.

Rexnegro:
story for the gods...

Because you have phone to press.

pdppower:
You wrote this because you see him from the outside. I see him from the inside. I stay very close to his famous Ota farm. You need to see the roads leading to the farm and the ones behind it. Having spent 8 years as the president, there's no single federal govt presence felt in his native state.

Is he supposed to make roads as a president or expresident?
Is that not the work of the ministers, or local government?
There is a chain of command in Democracy.

2kurupt:
Who else noticed the golden toilet is called "America".

I guess who ever uses it can proudly say he shit on America

According to skynews, they said the Artist called it America because it represents something impossible, like a dream that everyone is trying to achieve.

niaralandtopuser:
Lowest unemployment rate could also mean most are uneducated and unfit to work

Is that so?
Did our ancestors go to school?
Yet they worked, married, built house and born Pikin

xcelentattitude:
Too long, can't finish!

@OP, Can you please state in one sentence why they were sleeping as the topic suggested?

OP is very stupid.
Tribunal started at 9am.....
..... I guess it was long.
The rest of the writeup is unnecessary useless English just to appear relevant.

amaniro:
They slept because it's boring asf

Simple!

seniorgozman:
I hate the hungry ones

Do you have chair in your house?
Answer question.

Hate ko...
Like Ni...