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ProgrammingRe: [Career Post] "What Are My Chances Of Getting A Job As A Web Developer?" by uuzba(m): 2:27pm On Oct 06, 2019
udemzyudex:
You're not 100% correct.
Is he 99% correct?
ProgrammingRe: [Career Post] "What Are My Chances Of Getting A Job As A Web Developer?" by uuzba(m): 2:26pm On Oct 06, 2019
udoekere:
pls explain this freelance of a thing 4 me and like what projects can i run 4 computer sci.
Freelance is awuf work na.
Sit in your house, carry your computer and be programming up and down. Tell your friend about it. People will be giving you stuff to program. You just sit at home and be doing it. No office, no salary.
If they pay you, thank God.
ProgrammingRe: What Programming Language Is Used In Creating Viruses? by uuzba(m): 2:15pm On Oct 06, 2019
fotadmowmend:
Igbo language
Trust me, if you could write a computer virus code in Igbo language, it will be so easy for programmers to remove it.

All computer codes are written with alphabets that spell English words
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<p>If you input wrong value, the program will return <samp>Error!</samp></p>
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Your own will now be spelling Igbo?
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Otu, Abuo, Ato, Ano, Okuko?
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grin
ProgrammingRe: What Programming Language Is Used In Creating Viruses? by uuzba(m): 2:12pm On Oct 06, 2019
Henri8:
Bacteria probably.
The way bacteria spreads is the same way computer virus spreads. That's why they called it Virus
ProgrammingRe: What Programming Language Is Used In Creating Viruses? by uuzba(m): 2:09pm On Oct 06, 2019
Macelliot:
Have you ever wondered why GOD just didn't/doesn't kill Satanhuh

Why didn't MAN destroy computer-viruses, even though Man created computers?
If God killed Satan, another person will become Satan.
God gave us free will to choose good or bad. If God destroys Satan the king of badness, that means nobody can be bad again. So where is the freedom to choose good and bad? Are we Robots doing only good?
You have the power to make that choice. An you must know that you have chosen.

Virus is just an extension of people's badness choice.
The first virus was written by one school boy that just wanted to show his friend small pepper. He didn't know virus will spread like this oday.

Story is on YouTube.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 2:02pm On Oct 06, 2019
NwaNimo1:
You have Colo mentality, I'm afraid
You have to take a stand.
Will you call your elders here Jack and James because you want to be like the westerners?
Honour your father and mother so that your days may be long.
Address elders properly.
You have 1000% freedom to address your mates and juniors as Jack and James.
CrimeRe: Jealousy And Poverty Fuelling EFCC Raids? by uuzba(m): 2:01pm On Oct 06, 2019
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TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 1:53pm On Oct 06, 2019
[quote author=NwaNimo1 post=82887807][/quote]And what mentality do you have?
BusinessRe: Paypal Withdraws Support For Facebook’s Libra Cryptocurrency (photos) by uuzba(m): 12:00am On Oct 06, 2019
helinues:
The Libra stuffs cant work..

Mark is just being too monopoly and greedy

PayPal just bought one payment company in China..
That is the price of success. When you reach the top, you have to buy everything around you to remain there. If not, it will be like magic when another person surpasses you. And it will be too late to catch up to them.
That's what happened to Yahoo.
SportsRe: Kenyans Dominate First Onitsha City Marathon- Dailytrust by uuzba(m): 11:54pm On Oct 05, 2019
ThinkWISELY:
Every time, upon all our practices

I give up to them

For our house kwa

Chai!
Kenyans are actually adapted internally to the long distance races. Something about bigger kidney, liver or heart due to their high altitude country.
So you can't really train to beat them. You have to take medication/chemicals to do that.
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Fights 8 Security Guards At WWE Smackdown To Confront Wrestler(Photos by uuzba(m): 5:27pm On Oct 05, 2019
MadeInTokyo:
grin
Scripted WWE stunts
So that the crowd is entertained and continue to buy tickets to come and watch.
It is the ticket money that is paid to all the wrestlers. ..
FashionRe: Glass Van Runway Causes Stir In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m):
simple250:
When lagosians thinks that one day traffic will disappear from lagos roads,I laff because it's a business Avenue for advertising companies.
The number of suya, puff-puff and food sellers has been increasing. After long useless traffic at night, na to Sidon chop food by the road side. No need to wahala yourself, rushing to house to start cooking night food again
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Groom Unable To Carry His Plus-Sized Bride On Wedding Day In Ghana by uuzba(m): 2:53pm On Oct 04, 2019
His name is not John Cena! grin

TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 2:38pm On Oct 04, 2019
iRyan:
Just because something is not accepted where you are from doesn't make it the standard everyone else should live by.
You are in no position whatsoever to define what respect is and isn't for other cultures because after all your definition of respect was Influenced by your cultural upbringing so it'd be bigotry of you to project your cultural ideologies and upbringings on others
And a Whiteman's idea of respect based on his own culture that he bis projecting upon you, is the accepted one right?

If you have the month to condemn my ideology, then please also use same mouth to condemn white man's ideology as well.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 12:17pm On Oct 04, 2019
gypsey:
Well.. if they can not Handle Civility, they should damm! well stay in their Nigerian community, Fly Nigerian community Airlines, use Nigerian community banks, Don't go to Macdonald or KFC, Use Nigerian community products and currencies, don't go to walmart. sad

And if they feel that way, why do they even bother Travelling to "oyibo" man countries?

They should have stayed in their bloody Villages/community.
Well, we all go overseas for something. The hope is that you don't clash with your Europeon/Oyibo hosts.
That they live in developed society does not mean that everything and all their ways of life is good.
Learn what is good there, return and apply it to your own home and make your own country good.
If you see something that is bad, speak out.
Calling an adult by Jack or James is just disrespect. I lived overseas and called all the white elders by Mr/Mrs/Sir/Madam.... They are not my mate. They deserve their respect. Simple. If you look at people, you will know who is elder to you or not.
I came back and continue calling my Nigerian elders, Sir, Ma, ... etc. We can't be operating double standards in life.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2019
gypsey:
Maybe in Nigeria, And like you said in his house, his daughter, his gate man, his house boy, his mechanic, his whatever. over here Everyone is Assumed to be equal, NO preferencial treatments, Old age doesn't give people the right to be unreasonable or inconsiderate.


If he didn't like the way he was Addressed he should fly in his own Jet next time. Aftertall, like you have Asserted, he has his own mechanic and everything else.


I wouldn't mind how i am Addressed as long as it isn't a derogatory way.

All he had to do was correct the " oyibo" woman. rather than flaring up.
Not everyone can take it.
This is why Nigerians are so timid overseas. The moment you allow them bring you down with their Jack and James... then you really can't talk about anything again.
The funny thing about all this is that face to face, Nigerians can't tell whites to stop this disrespect.
But when you set foot in any Nigerian community overseas, the elderly ones there, won't tolerate such from you.
They will insist on you kneeling down, lying down, Oga, Uncle, Egbon, Sir.... As if you are one useless disrespectful somebody that didn't' know how to greet before.
Car TalkRe: Drivers Should Be Observant Of These 10 Common Car Issues by uuzba(m): 11:57am On Oct 04, 2019
flinton:
Wen u say weekly maintenance, what does it entails?
Check tires, Do a visual inspection.
All especially all those plastic parts under the car that wade into water all over this our country.
Rust starts from the metal parts exposed there.
Car TalkRe: Drivers Should Be Observant Of These 10 Common Car Issues by uuzba(m): 11:53am On Oct 04, 2019
This is Africa. The weather hear is harsh. Your car is made of metal and plastic.
These materials will wear faster in this climate.
If it can last 20 years in European climate, which is cool/cold, it will last 10 years under our hot sun, heavy rain and dusty/sandy ground.
Just do weekly maintenance as someone said above, to get the best out of your car
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 10:53am On Oct 04, 2019
anonimi:
Are you really sure that you are not their matehuh
The white kids were undergraduates of 18 years. Me and other masters students were 25-28 years.
Their white kids don't do masters. Qualification is not their problem. Their BSc is enough for them.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 10:49am On Oct 04, 2019
gypsey:
He thought he is in his House? grin Or Shouting at his daughter.

They can Throw him out if he carries on Been unreasonable.
You sit down there.
Your driver, gateman, houseboy, welder, mechanic, bricklayer, Doctor, Pastor,... all of them call you Sir.
A simple mark of respect.
You now enter plane and one oyibo girl that is less than the age of your daughter will be calling you Jack or James as if two of you are mates.
No "Mister".... If you children and wife are sat there beside you in the plane, shey you will be the FOOL to allow it?
Double standard Nigerians.
If Oyibo is allowed to do it, then you must allow:
your driver, gateman, houseboy, welder, mechanic, bricklayer, Doctor, Pastor,... all of them
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shouts At US Airline Hostess "Do You Think I Am Your Mate?" by uuzba(m): 10:44am On Oct 04, 2019
NwaNimo1:
We Nigerians can be too arrogant!

Imagine if the dude owned a private jet?
Oga cool down. Oyibo too get serious issues with respect.
I did a Masters in UK. I was 27 at the time.
Our professor, somebody of 50-60 years with pure white hair, said we should call him "John".
Just like that.
Not Professor John, Dr John...
Even Yes Sir, No Sir.... He said we should not be doing "Sir, Sir, Sir" for him.
The guy is not my mate. My African background, no gree me O. I still call am "Sir".
Their oyibo children were just calling him John, as if he's their mate.
Na there me with Oyibo no agree for ourself O. I'm not their mate O.
EducationRe: International School, University Of Ibadan Suspends Student For Wearing Hijab by uuzba(m): 9:33pm On Oct 03, 2019
edoairways:
I doubt that.
Ah, I attended UI (university of Ibadan) and some of my classmates were from that school. They were just making noise about the place. I Waka round Ibadan, nothing dey happen. No better school .only that one
EducationRe: International School, University Of Ibadan Suspends Student For Wearing Hijab by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2019
islandmoon:
is it by force to turn this school to Islamic school? why is it so hard for you to comply with school dress code?
The principal has to be STRONG!
He must know right and wrong.
He must practice what he preaches.
If you want coat and tie, that goes with Oyibo standard. Fork and knief, speak English (no language) in class, outside class, even the gateman and security and cleaners.
Then if you say, NO HIJAB, they will comply without argument
But once you start doing Language, speaking Igbo, pidgin English, Yoruba, . .dress anyhow, once you lower the standard, Hijab people will fire you with their hijab and you wouldn't have mouth to tell them anything. Because you yourself have failed to uphold high standard
EducationRe: International School, University Of Ibadan Suspends Student For Wearing Hijab by uuzba(m): 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2019
edoairways:
Is that the only best school in Ibadan? If the student is not comfortable she should move to another school.
It's the only best school in Ibadan O.
PropertiesRe: Two Storey Building Collapses In Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:21pm On Oct 03, 2019
vingeophysicist:
Engineers from the pit of hell . This kind of catastrophe in a sane society will be investigated but Nigeria president is insane how much more it's citizens.
In UK,the government does most of the building. People just pay mortgage and collect fully built houses. Hardly do individuals who know nothing, delve into building of house. As a result, all the houses are same design.

Well, our government in Nigeria doesn't do this and people are forced to do everything, buy land, call architect, build house. How much money do you have? Contractor just add sand and the house will fall
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by uuzba(m): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2019
linearity:
I was shocked when I realized that, ‘toto’ is not in the dictionary and no one in the Western world know what it means.

There are even companies in the West with that name.

This begs the question, if it is a slag; I doubt if it is broken English, since broken English have a somewhat direct phonetic or spelling similarity to its English counterpart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
PoliticsRe: Teenager Kidnaps 7-year-old Boy, Demands N3.5m Ransom by uuzba(m): 2:52pm On Oct 03, 2019
Mccullum:
Look at what is reigning in Nigeria... Lazy youth
they learnt from the adult and elderly how to kidnap.
TravelRe: Lagos Closes Costain Bridge, Roundabout, Issues Travel Advisory by uuzba(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2019
Exponental:
To be sincere.... Bicycle should be encouraged in Lagos.
See this first. And prepare the necessary assistance.
At least these are foreign countries with government healthcare/assistance. Not this our Nigeria without any government aid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_R1HUm1XYI
CrimeRe: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by uuzba(m): 2:41pm On Oct 03, 2019
Orpe7:
Dont be there typing yen yen yen. Do you know long they have been disturbing the community.
Forgive them forgive them na im turn petty thief to Armed robber
Did I say forgive them?
I didn't say kill them either.
They should be punished. But not OVER PUNISHED.
Many here want them killed. NO. That is wrong.
Imprison them, But they must get vocational skill, and learn something.
If you can't teach them anything good, then you yourself are no better than them.
TravelRe: Lagos Closes Costain Bridge, Roundabout, Issues Travel Advisory by uuzba(m): 10:11pm On Oct 02, 2019
Exponental:
To be sincere.... Bicycle should be encouraged in Lagos.
The only problem with bicycle is where to park it safety.
In China, they did a mass bicycle scheme. One type of heavy government bicycle. You rent it for the day. Return it and collect your money. But at the end, people found it difficult to park the bikes properly and just started dumping them untop of each other. Government now stopped that scheme.
The story is up on YouTube.
UK find it difficult not ride bike. Americans find it difficult also. Only Nederland use bicycles. And I think Belgium as well.
CrimeRe: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by uuzba(m): 10:04pm On Oct 02, 2019
Orpe7:
Better to deal with them now before dem grow turn into another anini
Deal with them how?
Everybody is a sinner. God knows that. If he wants to deal with us, he would kuku destroy us before we are even born.
That means there won't even be this world in the first place.
The faith that God has in you that you will somehow repent and do good things is the same faith you should have in those kids... Cane them small, BUT show them good work to do. So they can follow that good way.
Already they are not seeing good things that is why they fell easily into bad ideas.
CrimeRe: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by uuzba(m): 10:00pm On Oct 02, 2019
[quote author= post=82779091]This is how they grow up to become a menace to the society.

OUR VERDICT @
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They should just send them to juvenile till they are 25 years and make sure they learn some vocational work in there so that they can be re-integrated back into the society.

When you fail as a parent, this is what you get.[/quote]This is the correct.

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