₦airaland Forum

BiafranBushBoy:
You said nothing but the truth.

Most Nigerians are mentally lazy towards work and not willing to give it all of it isn't their business.

Little wonder majority of them can't handle a business.

The mental laziness is only WITHIN Nigeria
Take SAME Nigerians overseas, ANY country, and that Nigerian will perform wonders for you.
Once that comfort of village/home is taken away from Nigerians,they start doing well.

Sheriman:
Abeg Where are the jobs in Nigeria that can earn you 100K 200k per month I want answers

anything Management job.

Foxman19:
But what if I'm not work in anywhere before? Fresh graduate.

It's impossible.

You must have done I.T. Write that one. What you did in the I.T.

You must have helped your mum or Dad or Aunty or Uncle, sell yam, arrange venue for wedding, pack chairs, make table, organise church event, play keyboard for choir . .

Write that one. How it helped people, how they were happy.
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My first CV was exactly like this. That one alone can fill up 2 A4 sheets.
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First write it on A4 sheet before you try to put it on LinkedIn.

What you want is job. If someone takes that your cv and give you job, you can then write job on LinkedIn.

arcdone:
Brodaly please show sample of how your own is been written.. So that we can use the style of yours... I min d image description sir

If I give you my link, I can no longer be annonymous on this site. You will know me my address, workplace, etc. And I can't comment on this site again

https://www.linkedin.com/in/devendra-munot-1450b024

This is someone's own. Just read, study it and adjust your own. It may be very qualified. But it's basically writing your CV.
Just write your CV

DAVE5:
Lol, I was a king in my former department, the pay was thrash, cld barely take care of me through a weekend, but my business was making Maybe 20 times my salary monthly or more so I wasn’t bothered cos it was A fun job n it gave me somewia 2 keep me busy cos my business was on semi autopilot and didn’t need me, then I was moved to another department/branch, pay was almost twice my previous salary but I became a slave, no job satisfaction, working on public holidays and weekend, 1 day off per week till we decided to increase our daily input so we cld afford ourselves 2 days off each, 8 - 9, no future in the job, it needed unskilled labor to get the job done but a learned idiot like me was doing the useless job, people that saw me as a king now looked at me like a bitćh, too many bosses over my head, there’s nothing I detest more than my job on earth currently.. wanted 2 submit my resignation letter yesterday but a colleague persuaded me to hold till he informs our topmost boss so it’s doesn’t take him by surprise, I hate my job

Lol, sorry for the long epistle, but anytime I remember I have a job, I hate myself the more n I go on talking abt it

You already have business. Why not just switch over. This time you are spending with hatred energy is not good O. Can be creating some longer lasting negative energy in you

[quote author= post=82753862]BE YOUR OWN BOSS!

Entrepreneurship is bae!![/quote]Mr man, sometimes you say very good things
Like this one now. It's a very good advice a good comment

Other times you say some very bad things. I don't know. Are you doing this on purpose?

I hope you keep saying good things always.

buchilino:
NIGERIANS N DER CRAVING 4 CARS IS LIKE 5&6

What can we do?
Our forefathers were walking about on foot.
No donkey, no horse, no anything.
The moment whitemen introduced wheels, Bicycle, motorcycles, cars into Nigeria, everybody wanted the biggest one,. Cars.
Na im make we carry all the cars and block ourselves on the roads.

lollmaolol:
Still in Nigeria
I moved from a job to another

Ok. That's good.
I sha noticed that in LinkedIn one must have a job first so you can build up your profile.
It's not for fresh candidates.

I already have a job now. So let's see how it goes

samorobo:
Lazy men, if it is ti attack foreigners the thugs will carry first but see a common woman beating the shiit out of a full grown.man...that nonsense can never happen here

Well it's on live TV. If a man slaps a woman, society will side the woman against the man.
If a woman slaps a man, society will still side the woman against a man.
If a man must beat a woman, he does that in secret, no TV, no camera. He surely has the physical energy to beat the two of them.
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But fighting is not right. Man or woman.

Femeto:
Eko Atlantic would be in the Atlantic by then.

They are the ones that used their eye to go and build house inside water. They should take it like that

meobizy:
Partially does not mean fully. At worst Lagos will become the Venice of Nigeria. Whenever they announce these they don’t mention it concerns only the island. The mainland will become Lagos’s official capital. Life will go on as usual.

In Venice the water is clean.
In Lagos, plastic bottles and sh1t will be floating about the whole place.

hustlelegit:
Time to go Mars

Do you know how cold that place is?
-200°C. (Minus).
Do you know there's no water or air there?
Oyibo have money to waste. Be watching science fiction there.

lollmaolol:
Got my current job via LinkedIn

Please in Nigeria or overseas?
How long did it take you?

Stricklybidness:
Still confused on how to use that app...

You just write your CV there
I am a this and that
I did this and that
I'm the best in this and that
I worked here and here in 20xx
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People that worked in same company as you will have your details forwarded to them. They will then be added to your list of network and they can say, "Yes, it's true. You are a good guy".

One-day, one Oyibo somewhere will get your full details and advertise a job you might be fully qualified for.... And the rest is up to you.

klasys:
I have more than 500+ network connection there

Great site

500+ connections? Good.
So therefore, how many jobs do you have?

shamecurls:
Ikeja State not on the list.


Same with Ikoyi and Agege State

And English is spoken in all the states of Nigeria
It is the official language used in school, waec, jamb. ..

Kiddinpoh:
Not again!

What's wrong with Nigeria?

Us
We are wrong with it.
We are keeping quiet too much

Success1020:
Afonja, there is what they call "blind spot or angle." No matter how careful or vigilant you are, you cannot evade blind spot. The child was coming from a blind spot, since the tire is the same height as the boy, could be missed easily.

Why do you insist on judging me?
I'm not a Yoruba person.
Not Igbo
Not Hausa
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Everything I wrote above is in the DVLA book. The official driving book used in UK
Ignore it to your own peril.

Success1020:
So that you can come and dteal it. Agboro!

Ok, let's be very clear here. I learnt how to drive in Nigeria. (ok O).
I went to UK and had to learn AGAIN how to drive. One year doing driving lessons.

The man told me that my BAD Nigeria driving was preventing me from learning the correct thing in UK. That's why it took me 1 year to delete Nigerian driving and then learn UK driving.

Sincerely, there's NO EXCUSE to hit anybody with your car when driving.
Your 2 eyes should be WIDE OPEN and you should be looking in EVERY MIRROR ALL THE TIME. And in a built up area (home/estate/street) you SHOULD EXPECT CHILDREN to run about. So keep your speed low and your foot on the brakes.

It's just a matter of paying attention to your surroundings ALL THE TIME
Once I realised that, I passed my driving test and have been driving that way ever since.
I've been driving in Nigeria like that aswell now for over 10 years.

We are simply impatient in Nigeria. Hence all the accidents.

A better title to this write up:

Learn how to drive.

And always keep your eyes on the road.
Only those parents that use to press WhatsApp on their own phone and are driving at same time, suffer this kind of foolishness

Drenix:
Am not sure oga Trump to wrote dat
congratulatory message

They wrote it. He read it.
No wahala.

bpalace:
God forbid

You can't live more than 120years.
By 2119, you will be long dead and have no influence/impact on Nigeria.
Do good things now, so we remember you well and stop bad talk like this

Tolexander:
hope it wasn’t that “lifeless” meeting!

Diplomatic talk!
Trump is/was a good business man.
Never curse your customer any how na!

marvin906:
can't even remember the last time we watched anything together before it was my tv Africa telenovela now nobody get time everybody dey e room who get laptop dey use who get phone dey use..
can't even remember when dey on TV in any of those rooms ...
chasing money no Time..
waiting for October all my series on break will be active

Make sure you guys are not just living separate lives browsing pornography on your individual laptops and phones.
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Such will never end well

MrMumu:
Xvideos

And you live alone as well.

This is what youth do alone. Tomorrow, you will be suffering heart break and all kinds of depression because you just have not learnt go to live with or consider others.

notoriousbabe:
I'm sure sure if Tvs speak, Yoruba will be the only language your TV will understand

So they are a Yoruba family. Leave them like that.
Find your own station

Mekanus:
Pornhub, xvideos, Bangbros, and Bangweather.

Surely you live alone and will continue to live in loneliness

Park the car outside

ornicus:
You forget you artisans are easily replaceable. You think repairing generator Is a rare skill?

And after you mess it up we send your ass to prison.

IT my arse. Probably some joker who cannot even configure windows properly.right now I am at a friend office fixing the messes of the it joker they engaged

Disconnecting modem from switch
Installing multiple av on pc ( Norton avast zillya)
Failure to install simple graphics drivers

All they have is the same empty pride jokers like you have.

Na wa O.
We haven't even met and all this insult.
I'm not I.T by choice. I am I.T by force. Because we could not get a replaceable I.T person, trustworthy to handle the company data.
Are the I.T persons not wicked Nigerians like you?
I am handling the I.T myself and running the company.
What kind of lazy idiot are you?

krushdripper:
The general manner in which Nigerians lack unity/ collective sense of responsibility just too bad for any major national growth or development. R.I.P naija (P for Pieces)

This your comment, Still correct as of 2019

immortalityk:
Don't ask questions about what doesn't concern u
An advice

Doesn't concern me? What do you mean?
Is the Ooni guy not a Nigerian? Is he not here in Nigeria?
Abeg shift.

ornicus:
Why do that when we have people like you who we can use for menial labor.

And there goes your mistake.
You have made them totally dependent on menial labour workers.
The damage that these menial labour guys can do to your business, by just being late, not showing up... or one of the usual nonsense.
Continue trying to smart.
I work as I.T.
I have the entire data of my company. I can mess the entire building up any day and night once people like you try to insult me.