₦airaland Forum

notoriousbabe:
I'm sure sure if Tvs speak, Yoruba will be the only language your TV will understand

So they are a Yoruba family. Leave them like that.
Find your own station

Mekanus:
Pornhub, xvideos, Bangbros, and Bangweather.

Surely you live alone and will continue to live in loneliness

Park the car outside

ornicus:
You forget you artisans are easily replaceable. You think repairing generator Is a rare skill?

And after you mess it up we send your ass to prison.

IT my arse. Probably some joker who cannot even configure windows properly.right now I am at a friend office fixing the messes of the it joker they engaged

Disconnecting modem from switch
Installing multiple av on pc ( Norton avast zillya)
Failure to install simple graphics drivers

All they have is the same empty pride jokers like you have.

Na wa O.
We haven't even met and all this insult.
I'm not I.T by choice. I am I.T by force. Because we could not get a replaceable I.T person, trustworthy to handle the company data.
Are the I.T persons not wicked Nigerians like you?
I am handling the I.T myself and running the company.
What kind of lazy idiot are you?

krushdripper:
The general manner in which Nigerians lack unity/ collective sense of responsibility just too bad for any major national growth or development. R.I.P naija (P for Pieces)

This your comment, Still correct as of 2019

immortalityk:
Don't ask questions about what doesn't concern u
An advice

Doesn't concern me? What do you mean?
Is the Ooni guy not a Nigerian? Is he not here in Nigeria?
Abeg shift.

ornicus:
Why do that when we have people like you who we can use for menial labor.

And there goes your mistake.
You have made them totally dependent on menial labour workers.
The damage that these menial labour guys can do to your business, by just being late, not showing up... or one of the usual nonsense.
Continue trying to smart.
I work as I.T.
I have the entire data of my company. I can mess the entire building up any day and night once people like you try to insult me.

I hope that whenever in life they want to use the MS Word or PowerPoint, that there will be light

They should have taught them how to repair generator, to create the light needed to powered the PC to run the MS office.

All of you will say you hate Buhari's regime.
Somebody is here fighting against it and none of us are supporting him.
Tomorrow, you will come and complain about Buhari's regime again.

duduade:
Nigerians are not normal


We have misplaced priorities

When we start placing our priorities right and going after them, Nigeria will become a better place but until then it's a shiiithole country

I rest my case

Our traditions need to be Christianised. Just as the Europeans did theirs.
Right now, we claim to be Christian and still practicing village tradition.
Now that such human rights violation has happened, you can see that nobody is a Christian. All have allowed such evil to continue.
Hence the silence.

Zikora1000:
when my people were being killed and murdered in cold blood, both the Westerners and northerners applauded it, now you want me to come and protest for kids whose parents can barely feed them yet as am typing this are already on bed pumping away to generate more kids. at the end of it all, these kids will grow up to loot and kill my people living amongst them at the slightest provocation. didn't you hear the parents, that they are okay with it and that ends it. and worst is, one okoko will sit behind his key board to call for protest but he will be indoors enjoying the amusement show

Are you the only one in Nigeria?
Which Your People are you talking about? Did you create anybody?

phineas:
Meanwhile true muslims should be outraged...where are their voices.Where is MURIC.

This does not happen in saudi qatar and the rest.How does child abandonment and child tortue represent the religion?

Meanwhile if 300 children where found there thats 300 families in just 1 LGA.The matter is an epidemic, all pretence should stop

You are asking people that hate human life to come and save human life?

Donkenny511:
There's something like this in Ibadan. There was time my stubborn friend was registered there, the guy almost run mad because of the kind of treatment they receive there. He memorized the entire Quran in less than six months because if not he's dead. After been freed, the guy later became harder criminal and he'll always say " na there I take get mind"

May God bless us because[b] I think poverty is one of the things[/b] that reduces our thinking capacity. How can a parent register their ward in such a deadly place.

And mind you, they always sign that no case if the ward died on their watch.

When you guys mention Poverty, it as if you think people wake up in the morning, enter bus and willingly travel to poverty destination.
Look, people do not get poor willingly or out of their own choosing. IT JUST HAPPENS and it is extremely DIFFICULT to get out of.

If Bill Gates, the founder and owner of Microsoft, one of the Richest Men in the world, came to Nigeria to do that his Microsoft runs,
do you think he will be the richest man in the world?
When he writes software code, Nigerian boys will just copy and paste the thing. He can never dominate the technology market, over here as he did it in America.
Piracy of software and music has stolen many people's wealth.
In America, such activates and under legally punishable. Hence Bill Gates wrote his software, NOBODY pirated it, and everybody gave him money to become rich. That just cannot happen in Nigeria here.

ODB2:
What is my business with the boko north?

They are spending the same Naira with you.
Whatever bullsh!t they do affects your economy as well.

Gentlemanforyou:
In my opinion. I think the parents are hiding something, because how will your child be in an institution and you wont be able to see him or her at freewill ? The parents know something

According to Nigerian news (TVC), the kids are bad boys. Smoking Igbo and drugs. So the parents sent them there to be beaten mercilessly, and Quoran used preach to them and break their head.

According to Oyibo news BBC, Aljazerera... Human rights violations

Oyibo news, Aljazerera, carried the story first before Nigerian news stations started reporting it.

I even posted it here in Crime section. But no front page for me.

MiVida:
what is the title of this movie bro?

This is James Bond, Sky Fall

systemz:
Am I the only that thinks this would feed my entire village?

It's better to setup poultry and farm chickens if you have to eat meat like that.
Yes, elephant is sweet but if we eat them, they will finish and go extinct.
Chicken is the way to go for Nigeria.

This other animal is called Dodo. It is a bird. Some sailors discovered it on an island in the olden days (1700-1800 time). They ate it anyhow and it finished. They didn't realise they had to setup poultry to keep it in production.
Now the dodo is no more in this world. You have to meet God and ask him to create it again, before you ever see it. Many animals have gone extinct because humans ate all of them
Don't let that happen to elephants too

marvin906:
niger delta will never grow even if this country starts allowing States to control their resources..
with the leaders niger delta have ...hmmmm
ordinary 30k they hard them..
oil producing state my black ass

I wonder if you will be in government and take over from the mad set of people we have.

Tekecoms1:
Illiterate police everywhere. When they see you operating a laptop the next thing is you are tagged a Yahoo Boy. Gmail boy ni.

But what do we do?
Graduate will not join police force.
So who will?
It's illiterates that join it and mess up the whole system.

This Nigeria is like a bus carrying people at full speed and nobody wants to drive it. Everyone removing hand from steering wheel it leaving it for bush people to handle. Definitely it will hit accident, then we all start blaming each other.

valentineuwakwe:
must everything be business in Nigeria, why must a local gas shop be sited near a residential area....

Uncle, yes O. Everything must be businesses in Nigeria.

Europeans have government benefits handed out to the poorest jobless. Some money allowance thing. It is an embarrassment for Oyibo people to see his neighbour die of hunger/starvation. So they eliminated such things constitutionally (due to Christianity as well), by making sure everyone always sees food to eat. Hence the rise of the Benefit system.

In Nigeria, we are not Christian yet. We are comfortable oppressing our neighbours, burning him with tyre, flogging him as houseboy.... We are comfortable dehumanising our neighbours. NO LOVE.
Hence se do not have benefit system.

But Deziani has iPhone of £1,000,000.

Even those that claim Christianity, carry loud speakers and blast noise upon their neighbours in the name of church .

White man does Church in places that he does not disturb anybody. Or he just lowers the sound volume.

Cutehector:
lol.. so stupidity now shows on one's face. Perfect.

Look well, you will see it.

Mercy2006:
Why won't you just face your own two faced Igbo cultists.
I mean people who attend okija shrine and and still go to mass on Sunday.
Is that not supposed to be enough headache for you?
No,you must add Yoruba own join
Your head go burst o at this rate.
Anything Yoruba critic

I'm not Igbo
I was born in Lagos. But have Delta heritage
So in any group of people, I am always the minority and hold neutral views.
Igbo and their shrine jazz, I no just know for them
One should just learn a language of any people, speak with them, but stay away from their culture and practice Christianity.

madjune:
Africans will remain confused in the match into the future so far as they continue to mix some god extolling culture with religion.

I'm not against anyone upholding his or her culture.
But, when your culture openly or subtly acknowledges the omnipotence of some smaller gods in your region and, at the same time you go Ibadan expressway every first week of the month to give praises to the almighty God; you will forever be confused.

Our problems don tey e start.

You see, in Europe, Christianity began spreading faster after someone converted the King to Christianity
The king is the head of the culture/tradition. Once he is a convinced Christian, he will Christianise the traditions. That's what happens in Europe.
In Nigeria here, people are Christians. Their king is not. They find themselves serving 2 masters which is impossible. So their are not strong Christians. Hence all the corruption in the land despite the night vigil shouting and praying.
The tradition has to be Christianised before our problems will stop in Africa.

Traffic tip.
Listen to meditative music on your phone/ear piece in traffic. In bus or in car
Don't continue sitting down for more than 2hrs
Stop, come out stretch your legs

All this useless stress in traffic is going to add up to decrease your health when you get older

If you cannot dance like this couple NOW when you are young,
Or If you cannot dance like them when you reach their age, 70+, then know that you have damaged yourself seriously


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMglBwfhsN4

Bimpe29:
From pulpit to shrine.

Its a hard one for Yoruba people.
One needs to Christianise one's culture
Europeans did that. They just Christianise their pagan celebration. Go to church on said days of the year.
Or let go of bad cultures that cannot be Christianised.
You've already been told, "No one can serve two masters. You will either hate the one and love the other".
Our problems in Nigeria are as a result of un-Christianised cultures.
You cannot say you are serving God and still actively serving mammon
Just take it that you are serving mammon.

Dreew:
This girl is beauty and beauty is her.

Bleach.
She bleached herself
This the kind of ladies I fear.
Fine face, but juju and jazz allover the rest of the body

TAO11:
Yes!

This is the costume/regalia of the Ooni Ife from the earliest times.

I'm super glad that Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, Ojaja II is connecting again with our roots in Ile-Ife.

cc:
1. ola33t

The 1000 Yoruba mark for him face nko?
Oni needs to add that one O.

sinaj:
Who got them pregnant?

A f**king nigger.

A nigger that goes around f**king

Mrpojj:
Those tyns shud be taught in schools

Should
Should
Should

If they don't teach it nko? Are you prepared to find out and teach yourself?
This is Nigeria.
Teach yourself the things you need to know to survive because, nobody will.

Cutehector:
Seatbelts

Seat belt cannot help in this kind of accident.
Before you enter the vehicle, know the driver.
Look at his face. Does he look stupid? If so, don't enter the vehicle.
I'm sorry to be plain blunt.

Apeshy101:
What are we really celebrating?

59 years after independence with nothing to show for it?

Nigeria, who did we offend?

You were given a country. You didn't take it. You continued holding your village.
As you held onto your village with 2 hands, the country scattered. Now you have no country. Who's fault?

Ask white men. Which of them knows their village?
They put country FIRST. They hang unto it and make sure it functions. They can decide to sleep in any fu*king part of their country. They don't do village

Fulani herdsmen are now the owners of the country Nigeria. Where is their village? They give no fu*K. Just carry their cattle and graze anywhere they like.

stonemasonn:
Nigeria dumping its citizens everywhere.

This is why I like birds. That cattle Egret bird, (leke-leke), can fly 5000km across Africa. Land where it likes in this whole Africa and live its life
All birds are like that. The whole of Nigeria from north to south is only about 1000km. Yet a pidgeon/dove, hawk, eagle, Crane. .these birds can fly away from danger, much further than you can ever trek in your life, land in any favourable spot and continue their lives. Human beings remain in one place breaking each other's head. Why can't you just move to another place?