₦airaland Forum

ZoeyJ:
We all have our sins and shortcomings. Refusing a sincerely offered gift because you feel you are better than the giver is a sure way to drive a wedge into the relationship, not bring the attempted giver to Christ.

He should go and meet Christ first.
Zacheus was a sinful tax collector guy. He knew he was a bad man. He heard about Christ and was very excited to meet him. He climbed a tree to see over the crowd.
Jesus called him, face to face and Zacheus opened up his heart and his house to Jesus.

He promised to give his wealth out, "If I've cheated anybody, I will pay back 4 times the amount"

Go and meet Christ FIRST and confess your wrong doing.
THEN show your sorrow by giving out gifts.

Juju guy can't be giving gifts to kids and still practicing juju and sacrifices.

olajizz01:
Lesson learnt, money was the only language ladies of nowadays heard.

No matter how much money you have, another man has more money

A useless lady is a useless lady. Pray to God, use your sense, know on time and run away from such useless ladies.

Bring the car, let me drive it for you.

Risingblue008:
Out of 24hrs a day,NEPA dey giv us light for 2hrs,whr d other 22hrs of light go,I no knw,so I'll say d power authority r trying,

You are even lucky.
I live somewhere in down lekki expressway, Lagos. We don't even have transformer.
It is solar panel I've been using for the past 3 years. There's no hope for NEPA.

Yamleg:
Must they kill them?
Can't they pardon them?
That's why I love Nigeria.

Well, Nigeria is funny.
Our law enforcement is rubbish.
Officially convicted criminals are let off free.
Then it is ordinary okada man, and garri seller that are burnt alive with tire.

...and 100 years of NEPA taking light

makavelli80:
sex is always free except for the the ones that allow themselves to be scammed

have the free sex now and pay for fornication in eternal life.

only 16 reasons?
I strongly believe it is 17.

NellyGhenghen:
What is wrong with being docile?

You are neither hot nor cold.
You will not fight for the rich, nor fight for the poor.
It is 100% selfishness.
That is what is wrong. Selfishness.

siofra:
Nigerians are not docile they lack access to knowledge, they do not read.[b]Nigerians are not docile they lack access to knowledge, they do not read.[/b]Nigerians are not docile they lack access to knowledge, they do not read.

The read very very well.
They fill up their head with facebook and Instagram and WhatsApp.
24/7 reading and reading on their phones.
Reading while driving.
Reading inside the church during mass/service.
They're always reading

Reading rubbish.

mrvitalis:
Who lives in lekki then

Rich and poor
Jeep owners and Okada riders
Oil company workers and gala sellers.

There's no middle class here in lekki. You're either rich or poor.

zedman1:
Everybody including me will say the man is evil and a beast yet maybe in the next one minute someone else will commit a crime even worse than this. If it appears everybody hates these evil things, where then are all the evil deeds and people coming from?

Evil comes from the weakness of man.
No matter how you hate evil, you are very prone to committing it by your very weakness.
You need strength. Strength from God. That is why you pray.
The little good you are doing now, you will think it's your power. Then you will stop praying to God.
Devil will just find your weakest spot and you collapse like uncompleted building.
Pray, and keep praying. Don't stop.

edward1984:
We need professional psychological institutions in that country, I really don't know what to say,, our tradition and culture also not helping,, I'm speechless

People are frustrated with the whole system of the country.
tribalism and sentiments don't give one freedom of speech.
People feel isolated, hindered, unprotected. No justice.
All they have is their wife and kids (immediate family).
And once the kids oppose them, they lash out all their frustration on the kids.

The man can't do this if he was overseas, flexing and enjoying with no stress.

Bbbwings:
Being poor makes you irrationally angry.

So how do we solve the poorness problem?
There are many unemployed graduates looking for jobs
May industries are closed down

Shibaraba:
He did good. All I see is a man. A good man.

Shame on me. Na to carry money drink beer and chop catfish Upandan.imma do some good this weekend

And then go drink

He didn't do any good
Why does he have to advertise his goodness?
Do you know if he has put mirror inside water in his jujustic crib?
At 12midnight now, all the kinds will wake up from sleep and walk like zombie to his shrine

One cannot trust Nigerians
It's native doctor you want to trust? Because he put picture on social media? I sorry for una

[quote author= post=81451615]Brb to give you some tips......[/quote]Lemme go and bring my wet clothes. The dry joke you're off to construct will assist to dry my clothes.
I'm expecting

zoba88:
A taxi driver named Tofa Omasi today had an accident at Mararraban Yorro,Taraba State.According to report, the driver was on a high speed
driving too fast
when the cows were trying to cross the road.He collided with many of the cows.8 cows were killed in the accident.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/08/8-cows-killed-as-speeding-driver.html

There's nothing wrong with driving at a high speed.
BUT there is great wrong in not being unable to control your vehicle at ANY speed.

When the motor car was first invented, 12km/hr was considered VERY HIGH speed.
TWELVE,
When you jog, you're doing up to 15km/hr

Marineghost:
Pepper too much for jollof rice

Op are you from the west?

Well, that's how it is for white people. They diet is mostly, meat, milk, eggs, cheese, bread and cabbages.
Their mouth is sweet. That's the normal thing for them.
We Africans and Indians are more of rice, yam, oil and pepper./spices.

[quote author= post=81480543]Free puna?!
Is dat like burger or something?

Oh okay, she gave you burger and you gave her jollof rice.
Good of both of you.
Keep it up.

The only thing we dont understand is what Nigerian food is called kondo?
Which of the tribe prepare the delicacy?

Shibaraba![/quote]Guy, you're just dry. Just state the obvious and stop trying to crack any joke about it.

Andersonjr:
Just imagine 53 year old as a minister of youth and sports Nigeria why?

We have a lazy culture of "watching and talking" about football (especially), Premier league etc... BUT NOT playing the sport itself.
I don't like football..I like cycling.
But I don't talk about cycling or watch cycling on tv. I just ride my bicycle.
That's how all sports should be. Less talk.

All this talk and no picture of the OTG thing?
You can't even snap your own and show us?
Abi you are just talking but don't have it?

realtalk19:
Enrol him into COMMAND secondary school(boarding),iyana ipaja, Lagos. His ways will surely improve. Be sure to have a trusted guardian you can entrust him with in Nigeria.

When OP carried the boy overseas to be eating chocolate and meatpie.
Mumu don catch the boy now.
OP must return to Nigeria and stay here before that boy will improve.
Nonsense.

Acidosis:
The Nigerian constitution does not permit this kind of nonsense.

Towns where fetish rituals are still prevalent are some of the most backward places in Africa.

Where I live, I occasionally see calabash plate with egg and palm oil at one useless dirty junction.

ikorodureporta:
What kindaf fvckery iz dis?? So we shl not go to morning Mass

This is the sh1t wrong with Nigeria.
One traditional village person will just deny you right of movement.
This is the same way, aberos and omoniles just deny you your good/transport upon the fact that you didn't buy the property from them.
When will this end?
Will this end?

larryking540:
na em win am o, e go smart by force, u kw see say 9ja boys smart

OP is not serious.
She carried her son to America Abi London to follow Oyibo. Mumu con catch the boy. You are now asking Nigerians what to do with the boy?

Abeg F*** you Go and ask Oyibo people that you wanted to follow before. This web forum is reserved for tribalistic stupid cases in Nigeria.

uzedo1:
Hope it will come to pass

Will be,
Will soon...
Will, will, will.

We can only hope

Steve Jobs that made iPhone didn't use iPhone. You used it and he collected your money and became rich.

Treasure17:
Of course they can but won't for whatever reason best known to them and besides that place is a corridor of power. So what do you expect.

So the contractors will work well when they are physically close to the corridor of power. And then do bull sh1t work when they are far from view.
It this Nigeria mentallity that makes us keep failing.
People unwilling to do good things UNTIL someone is watching them
Go to the market, everyone is speaking Yoruba, Igbo all kinds of language. Let one single white man enter the market n stroll around, everybody will start speaking Queens English with all the phonetics complete.
Nigerians will fight and push each other to enter bus
The monument same Nigerians reach USA or western world, they stop pushing and start queueing up. Because White man is watching them.

Nigerians. Never doing the right thing from within their heart. Somebody has to monitor you before you do it.

FocusedB1h:
and our older generation will be behaving as if they never had fun in their life and all they did was go to school and church.

If they had fun then, are they having now?
They are not happy because they've only seen things getting bad more and more

Magnumproperty:
Even Kenya isn't spared?

Kenyan's know all the stress they are passing through to maintain their democracy.
They too were colonised.
They don't need any nonsense African to come and spoil the little development that they are managing.
If you can't do good works, respect their laws and their country, abeg, go to your own country.

lastempero:
Please include those frustrated ipobs arrested.

International community does not give any fffff about anybody's tribe.
Any white man/westerner/Unicef/Unesco/United Nations will just see you as "Nigerian" [full stop]
Learn to be a Nigerian. It is Nigerian passport you use. It is Nigerian money you use.
This village of a thing is not taking us anywhere.