₦airaland Forum

I remember missing one of my WAEC papers because I was reading Harry Potter.

Luckily, it was a language paper which wasn't compulsory for my university discipline.

The nostalgia of writing WAEC, staying back in boarding school for extension and cooking rice with bucket and element from pressing iron.

Good times!

His name is not just Sabinus for show.
Sabinus na man wey sabi.
More power to him.

This is disgusting for N13k. Even with the inflation, you're better off using that money to cook.

Helicopters are the most difficult aircrafts to fly and the most dangerous.

Unlike planes that want to stay on the air, helicopters are constantly looking for a way to kill you.

I love that South Africa is trying to be politically relevant on the international stage, but they need to look inwards first before shaking their small nyash outside.

They struggle with Xenophobia, HIV is off the roof, and the typical South African man is inherently lazy.

Let's not even talk about crime. I've lived in SA, and that country is the closest thing to playing Grand Theft Auto in real life.

Out of the 10 Most Dangerous Cities in Africa, 7 of them are in South Africa.

We don't need any blue card.

We are still dealing with VAR controversy which isn't perfected till date.

The blue card is an unnecessary addition that will overcomplicate the game.

agulion:
But why do terrorist always practice Islam, is their any relationship between the two?

Terrorists practice Islam because that is the only religion in the world where their holy book commands its followers to harm and kill others of a different religion for reward.

This reward includes heaven and/or 72 virgins, not considering whether or not said virgin wants to be with the dead terrorist. This is one of the many reasons women in Islam are often treated like cattle because they have no freewill.

When you consider the major worldwide religions as Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism, Islam is the only religion that attacks and kills others of a different faith.

Whoever put that signboard don tire for Nigerians with their coconut head.

Funny thing is, they will still dump refuse and say "back to sender" or "I cover my family with the blood of Jesus."

The sheeple will never listen.

And that is why the wolf masquerading as a shepherd will continue to devour them.

Mumu.

Either this guy is a fool or he has unlocked the secret to a content life. I think it's the latter.

Well done.

What is the essence of living for the deceased?
Born poor, pushing a wheelbarrow to survive, only to be crushed by a broken-down truck.

Hardship from birth to death.

I pray it’s better for him on the other side. RIP.

They are only following BAT’s example. Once the head is bad, the rest of the body will follow suit.
Legitimizing illegitimacy is the order of the day in this administration.

You can tell a cheap lady by the way she dresses. And when I say cheap, I don’t mean money but virtue.

I'm currently in the US. It's undoubtedly the best if you can get here.

But the stress of getting a US visa is most likely the hardest amongst the countries you mentioned.

Why don't you try Saint Kitts and Nevis? Their passport is strong, allowing you to travel to 158 countries visa-free including the UK.

Many cars in Nigeria are accidented vehicles exported into Nigeria. In many instances, the monocoque is already compromised, hence the K-leg.

Look at how dirty the house is. It deserves to be invaded by snakes and scorpions.

EmperorCaesar:
U sounded dumb with this
U think voting PO would have reduced mortality rate to just 30persons per year??

Same Obi that didnt pay workers for over 11months...isnt that worst??

Its not even Obi, even if na Marcus Aurelius una vote, this kind thing fir still happen

When a person criticizes the government, the next thing your lots do is call Peter Obi. It shows how myopic you guys think. Retard.

The reason is very simple and rather obvious.

Things never get better in Nigeria because each time a new government comes in, they steal and leave the country much poorer than before.

We've been fighting corruption since the inception of this country.

After voting for APC you start to question God.

God is not the cause of our problems, our problems are man-made.

Where is the statistics you used to come to this assertion?

Moreover, many married men do labour-intensive jobs that make it cumbersome to have on their ring.

Secondly, wedding rings isn't known to African culture but was imported by the white man during colonization.

We may do the white wedding because it's a one-off affair, but wearing the wedding ring everyday runs contrary to our nature as African men.

Sorry about that brother. I do feel your pain, but you should understand what the Nigerian police are like. Organized Criminals in uniform.

That’s a little kid who isn’t old enough to know the import of what he’s saying.

He’s too young to understand what people in the country are going through at the moment.

As much as he can afford then divide that by 10.

A girl that likes you will be happy to sit down under the mango tree with you and it will be the best date of her life.

It was lucky not to break into a Nigerian home.
The mountain lion would have ended up inside the cooking pot.

Even in Japan, where this fish is commonly eaten, sushi chefs need a special license to prepare the pufferfish because of how toxic it is.

Any mistake you make in preparing this fish is a death sentence.

We play politics with terrorism and expect it to stop.

We've talked about producing more goods to earn more dollars. We are a dollar-dependent economy.

But what has changed between 2012 and now? We are not more dependent on the dollar now than we were back in 2012 when a liter of petrol was N87.

The truth is that the Buhari government and his cabals stole the country blind in dollars. They took money from our pockets, to the point where the naira was rendered valueless.

Dangote refinery is no savior. Tinubu is not another messiah, but a bigger thief who will continue from where Buhari stopped.

He probably divorced her according to Islamic law. Then she went ahead to find love and happiness and remarried.

Yet he's so pained he killed himself.

I have no RIP to waste.

This bat isnt a problem.

There's a bigger bat threatening the survival of the nation with his clueless policies.